Tuesday, March 31, 2009

GAYVN Weekend was AMAZING!!!!

I had the best time in SF for the GAYVN awards. This weekend was so damn cool I can't stop thinking about it. I will be writing about my adventures and posting more pictures later today.

here are a few pics from this weekend. One of my goals was to meet the incredible Ricky Sinz. I accomplished my goal! Not only that, Ricky came and hung out at my hotel room! Ricky Sinz is the best. He deserves all the awards that he won this weekend. thanks Ricky for being such a stand out guy! :)

Here is a list of the Winners for the GAYVN awards.

What a weekend...

Best Actor: Ricky Sinz, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Actor-Foreign Release:Ralph Woods, French Kiss, Bel Ami
Best All-Sex Film: Breakers, Titan Media
Best Alternative Release: Wrangler: Anatomy of an Icon, TLA
Best Amateur Film: Edge, Volume 2, ChaosMen
Best Amateur Website: ChaosMen.com
Best Art Direction: To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Bear Film: Centurion Muscle 5: Maximus, Centurion Pictures
Best Bear Website: ButchBear.com
Best Bisexual Film: Shifting Gears, All Worlds
Best Bottom: Brent Corrigan
Best Cinematography: Chris Ward, Ben Leon and Tony Dimarco, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Classic DVD Release: Best of the 1970s, Falcon
Best Cum-Shot: Barrett Long, XXX Amateur Hour Volume 6, Dirty Bird Pictures
Best Director: Chris Ward, Ben Leon and Tony Dimarco, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best DVD Extras: To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best DVD Special Edition: To the Last Man 4-disc Edition, Raging Stallion
Best Editing: To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Ethnic-Themed Film: Black Balled 6: Under the Hood, All Worlds
Best Ethnic-Themed Film-Latin: Roman's Holiday, Falcon
Best Fetish Film: Folsom Prison, Titan Media
Best Fetish Performer: Tober Brandt
Best Foreign Release: Italians and Other Strangers, Lucas Kazan
Best Group Scene: Sex Hiker, Black Scorpion, Zack Randall, Pistol Pete, Dallas Reeves, Rocco, Zackary Pierce, Braxton Bond, Carlos Rio
Best HD Feature: Breakers, Titan Media
Best Leather Film: Verboten 1& 2, Hot House Entertainment
Best Marketing Campaign: Excess, Rascal
Best Music: JD Slater/Nekked, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Newcomer: Jackson Wild
Best Non-Sex Performance: Lady Bunny, Brothers' Reunion, Lucas Entertainment
Best Oral Scene: To the Last Man, Jackson Wild and Ricky Sinz, Raging Stallion
Best Packaging: Return to Fire Island, Lucas Entertainment
Best Picture: To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Pro/Am Film: Brent Corrigan's Summit, Dirty Bird Pictures/Prodigy Pictures
Best Screenplay: Tony Dimarco, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Sex Comedy: Paging Dr. Finger, Hot House Entertainment
Best Sex Scene (Duo): The Drifter, Logan McCree and Vinnie D'Angelo, Raging Stallion
Best Solo Film: Minute Man Solo 31: Hangin' Out, COLT
Best Solo Performance: Tommy Ruckus/Jackson Wild, Home Invasion, Titan Media
Best Supporting Actor: (tie) Trevor Knight, Endgame, Dirty Bird Pictures, and Scott Tanner, To the Last Man, Raging Stallion
Best Threesome: To the Last Man, Ricky Sinz, Scott Tanner, Logan McCree, Raging Stallion
Best Top: Ricky Sinz
Best Twink Film: Just the Sex 1 & 2, Dirty Bird Pictures/Prodigy Pictures
Best Twink Website: BelAmiOnline.com
Best Web Performer of the Year: Leo Giamani
Best Website of the Year: C1R.com, Channel 1 Releasing
Performer of the Year : Logan McCree

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

GAYVN's here I COME!!!

San Francisco, Here I CUM!

My porn obsessed arse is heading to San Fran for the 2009 GAYVN awards. I can't tell ya how thrilled I am to be able to check this event out. I've always wanted to go to the AVN and/or GAYVN awards. Being in a room full of all the best of the best in the gay porn industry is gonna a wild time! So far, I've done my dabbling with str8 porn stars. I wonder how it's gonna be like with the gay boys? Oh, I will definitely have my camera handy to capture all the debauchery. Margaret Cho and Janice Dickinson are co-hosting the event. Alec Mapa will also be there too! YAY!!! What is the GAYVN awards you say? Well...to put it simply it's the Gay Porn Oscars. Sorta like the real Oscars, except these strapping men get awards for Best Oral Sex Scene and Best Bottom. The GAYVN's is like putting all of this years Oscar Best Male Actor nominees and having them circle jerk on the Kodak Theatre stage while they each take a turn impaling the Oscar in each of their bums. Something like that. All I know is that it's gonna be a good fuckin time!

People that I'm looking forward to meet:

Ricky Sinz (delicious heavily tatted and sexxxy)
Dirk Yager
Francois Sagat (under Ricky Sinz. That body...)
Steve Cruz
Chris Ward
Michael Lucas
Margaret Cho
Chi Chi Larue
and any one that wants to flash me their pecker. That's always nice...

I've had my encounters with gay porn stars before. One time a porn star named Spike was trying to pick me up at Rage in West Hollywood years ago. Spike has a huge penis, so when I was talking to him at the bar, he came up to me to give me a hug and I felt his stiff manhood brush up against my thigh. This other time, at the Fubar in West Hollywood for Big Dick Night (Thursday nights...and yeah, it's called that lol), Michael Brandon, one of my favorite well endowed porn stars was dancing at the bar. OK, Michael Brandon has a HUMONGOUS cock which is rightfully named "Monster". Click here to take a gander at the movie he signed for me I swear it's like the size of a baseball bat. He gave me an autographed DVD of a collection of his best scenes. I also helped him off the stage and took him to the back of the bar so he could take a breather. I gave him my shirt to wipe himself down with. I think that shirt lasted three months without being washed.

I can't wait to be in the middle of all that craziness. I'm really excited to see some old friends up in the Bay Area. I haven't been up to the Bay in forever. I'm uber thrilled about wandering the streets, eating all kinds of good food, meeting, greeting, and groping gay porn stars, and anything the city has to offer me!

Oh the adventures that await...

Good luck to all the nominees for this years awards ceremony. Click here to find out more info about the GAYVN awards!

SLAM IT! EVEN HARDER out on March 25th!

Hey people!

Harmony Films is set to release SLAM IT! EVEN HARDER on Wednesday March 25th. That's only a day away! When I get my hands on a couple of copies for AFO, I will spread the word!

Here is a press release for the film

Slam It! – Even Harder (Wed, March 25)

Directed By: Gazzman

Produced By: Harmony Films

Starring: Megan Davis, Olga Cabeva, Missy Stone, Brandi Edwards, Faith Leon, Charlotte Vale, Sophie Dee, Marco Banderas, Oliver Sanchez, and Jazz Duro

Running Time: 3 hours and 4 minutes

Film Description:
DP, ATM, gaping arse shots, and double vaginal fucking. The Slam It! Series is back with more gorgeous girls in exotic locations. Mina Leigh is our forst of many beautiful girls; she plays with her pussy while two studs watch her through her window in anticipation. This soon turns into a full on, hardcore fuck fest.

Six scenes in total, Slam It! Even Harder truly lives up to its name, with arse fucking to the extreme. These sexy girls really know how to take a good fucking.

This is our 12th title in the SUPER popular series. This is one you definitely won’t want to miss!!!

Extras: Cum Shot Recap + Photo Gallery, Trailers.



Monday, March 23, 2009

More pics from the Evil Angel Party

Here's some pics that my buddy Jeremiah took at the Evil Empire Party this past Thursday at Blue Moon Nights.

Also, I just put out some copies of Jay Sin's PRETTY SLOPPY at Adult Factory Outlet. Click here to check out the trailer for the film. If you're into "spit play" you'll definatey like this release!

Sunday, March 22, 2009


The Evil Angel Party at Blue Moon Nights this Thursday was the hightlight of my week. This party was ten times better than the Vivid 25th Anniversary Party. Like I said before, Evil Angel reeaaallllly knows how to throw a fucking party! I found out about the party through a bulletin on Xpeeps. Xpeeps is like the x-rated Myspace. When I saw that Evil Angel was going to have an event I knew I had to be there.

I went to the party with my friend Christina and my boy Jeremiah. Xtina and I drove together and Jeremiah met up with us. Xtina and I got to the party around 9ish. When we got there it was pretty quiet. There was no music playing and not too many people inside the bar. I don't think the bar was quite ready for the party. The staff was busy trying to get thier shit together. "Great, another fuckin whack ass porn party..." I thought to myself as Xtina and I sat down and watched people mingle. I went to the bar and got us a drink. The bar tenders were really cool. They informed us that there was gonna be an open bar till 11pm. Open Bar? Hell yeah! Xtina and I got some fruity vodka drinks and went back to sit down. Soon, the chatter of people at the bar was overshadowed by the thumping sounds of house music. Xtina and I are starting to get into it. People are arriving more often and it's starting to get popping. I saw Dana DeArmond walking around and socializing with people. I saw Kristina Rose laughing at a funny comment someone made at the bar. I was so excited to see so many of the outstanding women in porn having a good time. Now I started to get into the scene. Xtina and I kept sipping on our drinks and chatting about all the people that I wanted to see and meet at the party.

Xtina kept saying that she wanted to see my facial expression if Belladonna showed up at the party (she didn't). I told her I'd be in awe the whole time. That I wouldn't know what to do with myself if I saw her at the bar. But Belladonna was a no show...le sigh...

As it got close to 11pm Xtina and I had our second drink. I promised myself I wasn't gonna get too buzzed. I was gonna be a good lil porn boy. Behave myself and have some mindful conversation with everyone. HA! Yeah right. I'm at a fuckin porn party, thrown by EVIL EMPIRE, one of the most innovative and groundbreaking production companies out there. We're here to celebrate. So in other words...we're gonna party it up!

Once Jeremiah got there things at the club were getting exciting. People were getting faded, the music was nice and loud, and the buzz in the air was electrifying. We ran into John Stagliano aka Buttman. We chatted about the sex toys he recently bought from Adult Factory Outlet. John Stagliano is one of the nicest people in porn. He is so easy to talk to and really funny. We talked for a bit then headed out towards the outside. Evil Empire had a huge banner and red carpet with porn starlets giving baring all for the eager photographers. As we're walking back inside I see Mr. Pete in a bright red shirt chillin by the comfy couches Xtina and I were seated at. "Oh my god it's Mr. Pete!" I told Xtina and Jeremiah. Mr. Pete is an awesome performer and one of my favorites. We stop to check out what's going on. I really wanna meet him but I'm too shy to go talk to him. I'm not that buzzed yet so I haven't grown my nuts to go up and talk to porn stars yet. Xtina and Jeremiah kept telling me to go talk to him but I kept saying no. I told them I'd go and talk to him when I was ready. Xtina was not gonna have any of my bullshit so she starts walking towards Mr. Pete. Jeremiah and I follow Xtina. I'm fuckin turning red and embarassed because I don't know what I'm gonna say. I tend to get a little porn struck. It's always nice to have a beautiful girl like Xtina to help break the ice and talk to people. She just walks up to Mr. Pete and introduced herself. She then tells him that I wanna meet him. I'm grinning from ear to ear, I mean, this is fuckin MR. PETE! He's awesome! We start talking and right off the bat, he's is cool as fuck. I told him how much I admire his work and that I promote his movies all the time. Mr. Pete was nice and really appreciated that I promote his flicks. I look up for a quick second and that's when I see her. Alexis Texas. She was talking with someone. I forget who it was but it didn't matter. I watched her talking while Xtina, Jeremiah, and Mr. Pete kept talking. I couldn't believe it was her. Alexis Fukin Texas. The beautiful woman that is the wallpaper on my desktop is staning 2ft away from me. I was stunned. We all gathered together now and Mr. Pete introduced me to Alexis. Right away, I was smitten. She gave me the cutest smile when she said hello to me and gave me a hug. I was blushing. Right away I started spewing out how much I love her work and how wonderful it was to meet her.

Right from the get go I knew Alexis was gonna be a sweetheart. I've seen a bunch of behind the scene footage from some of her films and she always seems real happy, sincere, and fun. Alexis was so friendly with all of us. She didn't even trip or hesitate to take pictures with all of us. We talked with Mr. Pete and Alexis for a while. I told Mr. Pete and Alexis to come visit us at Adult Factory Outlet sometime. Hopefully they'll take me up on that offer...

The rest of the night was such a riot! While talking to Mr. Pete I see Tori Black talking with Alexis. Tori was wearing this real cute Zebra print dress. I asked Mr. Pete to introduce me to her. I still didn't have the balls to talk to beautiful porn stars. Tori Black is such a down ass chick! I wrote a blog about her FUCK CLUB cover. I kept telling her how much I loved her and how I became obsessed with her from looking at the FUCK CLUB cover. Tori gave me the biggest hug and thanks me for being such a big fan. Then we start getting loose and danced our asses off. While we danced I kept praising Tori and she kept laughing and smiling at all the things I was telling her. Tori and Xtina then started a camera frenzy while sitting in a booth. They both posed for the cameras and the crowd was going wild. They kept telling Xtina to show her tits but Tori kept telling the camera men to leave her alone. I loved when Tori did that. I thought that was really cool looking out for Xtina. I took a shitload of pictures of them getting kinky with each other in the booth.

After all that madness Tori, Alexis, Xtina, Jeremiah, and I head on back to the dance floor. I was getting my groove on with Alexis and Tori. Shaking my lil arse all over them and they doing the same. I was even the meat to a Tori Black/Alexis Texas sandwich!

As the night went on, things start getting a lil hazy. The drinks kept flowing and overall pandemoneom was rampant at the bar. We hung out with Alexis, Mr. Pete, and Tori a lot throughout the night. I took so many pictures that night. Once I figure out how to make online photo albums that are not too racy for Myspace or Facebook I'll post all the pics that I took. Maybe I'll just create a photo album here on blogger. The funny thing about all these pictures is that I thought I had erased them all off my camera! Throughout the night I kept deleting old pics from my camera because the memory was so full.

When I woke up the next morning I had all the lights on in my room, I was fully dressed, and I had a promo picture of Belladonna on my lap that I got from one of the walls at the bar. I scrambled to get myself together in order to make it to work on time. I grabbed my camera and started looking through the pics. I was in shock when all I saw was pictures of Xtina with some guy named Lil Zane who aparently is some kind of musician in Hip-Hop. I only had like 10 pics in my phone. I thought last night my drunk ass must have deleted all the pics. I called Jeremiah later that day and BEGGED him to send me all the pics he took. I was so bummed. When I took out the battery for my camera I noticed that my memory stick wasn't placed right. I pushed it back and like magic ALL my pics from the party appeared! I was jumping for joy!

The Evil Angel Party was a success and something that I will cherish forever. I was in a room with several of my heroes and pioneers in the idustry. All the people I met that night were awesome. Thanks to Evil Angel, Xpeeps, and everyone else who contributed to this great event. I will definately be at the next Evil Empire party!

Saturday, March 21, 2009

ALEXIS TEXAS AND ME!!!!!!!@(*@)(!*#)(*#@!

Evil Angel sure does know how to throw a fuckin party! I'll be posting more pics and blogging about the event.

I finally got to meet one of my favorite women in porn right now: ALEXIS TEXAS! She is such a sweetheart. This event was beyond amazing! Can't wait to tell ya all about it.

If you're on Twitter, follow me! pornorobbie is my screenname.


Alexis, you're the best!

Wednesday, March 18, 2009


My first film review! I finally got a chance to sit down, relax, and pop in a porn flick. I've been wanting to do reviews for a very long time. I intend to write about as many movies I can get my grubby little hands on.

Last night, I watched Wicked Pictures FOREVER IS THE NIGHT starring Kaylani Lei and Rocco Reed. Both Kaylani and Rocco play a couple who are tangled up in a tripped out, schizophrenic, sex in dark places escapade. Lots of eerie music, flashbacks, and sleazy locations. Throughout the film Kaylani is trying to figure out whether she's Gina, a good girl, or Cristal, a slutty stripper/sex fiend. We spend most of the film following Gina (or Cristal) trying to decipher what identity is her true identity, all the while she sucks and fucks to her hearts content in some pretty hot sex scenes.

Right from the beginning, we are thrown into a misty strip club, watching girls gyrating on the poles while lusty men watch them. Kaylani, in leopard lingerie dances seductively for her audience of sex starved men with a look of lust in their eye and hard cocks stuffed tightly in their jeans. This sets the motif and look of this film. After shoving the sex hungry Chris Cannon away from her while he whispers something in her ear, Kaylani heads out the back entrance of the club. It's there in that dark back alley that Chris Cannon has a go with Kaylani. She resists at first, spitting at Chris Cannon's face but eventually gives in to his sexual advances.

The sex starts off pretty hot, with a nice, wet, blowjob at the beginning. But what was really annoying for me was the lighting of the film. I understand the seedy, dark, exhibitionist atmosphere that the film is going for. But it kinda killed it for me when I couldn't see Kaylani's facial expressions as she's bobbing up and down on Chris's cock. Kaylani is a beautiful woman, I wanna see those pretty lips devouring a nice hard cock. I wanna see Kaylani's eyes looking up at Chris as he thrusts her pretty little mouth. I spent a good amount of time trying to figure out if my DVD player was messed up. Regardless, the between Kaylani and Chris Cannon is nice. Chris gives Kaylani a nice, deep dicking with a not so bad pop shot.

The threesome between Alextra Blue, Devi Emmerson, and Ryder Skye is quite a treat. These girls are definitely having fun licking, flicking, and finger fucking each other. We run into some lighting problems again, but not as much as the first sex scene. Clousot really takes his time with this scene. While the girls are having a go at each other, In comes Rocco to witness the action going on in between the girls. I liked that the film started to throw in some shots of Rocco watching the girls devour each other, but, we got it only from one angle. We didn't get to see the action from his point of view. We do get shots of him leering and lusting at the threeway. That was a nice touch, but I would have rather gotten a couple shots from his perspective. Whats nice is watching the girls spit on their clits and playing with different vibrators. The one girl that really caught my eye during the threeway was Devi Emmerson. She looked delicious. She gave a standout performance. She has such beautiful, hypnotizing breasts. This is the first time I've seen her on film and she totally caught my attention.

OK, I think I'm rambling. I'm just gonna cut it short now. The scene with Tanya James and Rocco Reed was pretty fuckin hot. Tanya looks real good when she made her entrance and teasing Rocco's cock while he watched the girls play was nice. Rocco thrust his throbbing cock deep inside Tanya with such ease. It's nice to marvel at a performer who knows how to work his hips and make girls squeal.

The Kaylani and Rocco scene was hot too.

The sex in FOREVER IS THE NIGHT is definitely watchable. I just wish the lighting wouldn't have been so grainy. The story gets a little confusing. I didn't even mention Randy Spears and his role in this film. I guess now you'll have to find out.

More reviews to come! ;)

Monday, March 16, 2009


I found the poster for Throat A Cautionary Tale in the warehouse this afternoon. I get a little wet every time we get new posters from DVD companies. I loooooove finding room to post them in the DVD room. I think porn posters are the shit! They're so rare in my opinion. I collect a shitload of them from work. I think I get hypnotized by porn posters/DVD covers. They entice me. Well, most of them entice me. Some of them can be grotesque but most of them are pretty fuckin sweet. I love collecting posters. Posters of all kinds. When I was an undergrad at UC Santa Barbara I used to work at Video Schmideo (RIP). Video Shmideo was the best video store in Santa Barbara. We used to have a shitload of posters of Hollywood movies. Every time I worked I would grab at least one or two. I think I gathered like more than 200 posters.

I hate white space. It kinda creeps me out. I need things to be cluttered. I need things to look at on a wall. In my bedroom, I have to have my walls covered with pictures, posters, or anything super random. The more white space I can cover up the better. I had posters of Tarantino (FROM DUSK TILL DAWN, KILL BILL, KILL BILL VOLUME 2), Pedro Almodovar (TALK TO HER, ALL ABOUT MY MOTHER), Woody Allen posters (BULLETS OVER BROADWAY, PURPLE ROSE OF CAIRO, MANHATTAN). I had them all. I would put these posters all over my room and house. I guess it was a way for me to put a little splash on the walls that represented me. I almost cried when I got rid of them. I donated them to the Salvation Army when I was moving back to Cali from Austin Texas. I had no room for them. I was flying back to Cali with two full suitcases and a 70+ pound pitbull. I had to let them go. Now, I have a cornucopia of porn posters to fill my void. I can't wait to start getting my posters signed by all the talent that embody them!

Posters that land on my wall have to really stand out. It has to catch my attention. They either have to have some incredibly hot men, girls with big butts, porn flicks I've seen and love, or something very flashy. When I looked at this poster I was instantly hooked. Sasha Grey looks great in this poster. The way her hand is positioned on her soft neck is totally smoking hot. Her facial expression, her lips, her gaze. Everything flows on this poster.

Once Throat A Cautionary Tale comes to AFO, I will spread the word!


"THROAT" those cocks!



Yes it's true, Jenna Jameson has finally popped! Click here to read a short blurb of the great news from AVN.com. Congrats to Jenna and Tito Ortiz!

I wonder which gossip magazine will get the first pics of the twins.

I'm soooooo happy for you Jenna!!!!


Sunday, March 15, 2009

Sexxxy DVD Cover of the Day

Like your porn sluts getting their asses plugged with over sized dildos, gigantic anal beads, golf balls, and anything else that shouldn't be stuffed in such a tight little orifice? Well ANAL ACROBAT's 3 is right up your alley. Evil Empire director Jay Sin's newest installment in the ANAL ACROBAT series is definitely worth watching. Watch as these starlets show you how incredible their anal muscles work as they spit giant balls out of their poopers. If you're a fan of gaping assholes then this is the film for you!

ANAL ACROBATS 3 has the incredibly Sasha Grey and the bootylicious Jenny Hendrix. This film has some of the hottest, filthiest, anal sexxxcapades out there! I had the pleasure of meeting Jay Sin a couple of months ago at work. We talked a lot about what he likes our how we like our porn. From what I can see in his work, Jay Sin and I have very much in common. To me, It's amazing watching these girls work their sphincter to the max! Jay Sin knows how to get great performances out of his stars.

I highly recommend this film. Hopefully Jay Sin will come out with more ANAL ACROBAT films.

Come get a copy of this amazing film at Adult Factory Outlet!

Saturday, March 14, 2009


I was very excited Friday Morning when I saw that Harmony Films YOUNG HARLOTS: GANGBANG was sitting on the new release section in the warehouse. I actually let out a gasp when I saw them on the shelves. I grabbed some copies and headed straight to AFO to put them out on the new release wall.

Once again, Harmony Films doesn't dissapoint with the box cover. Amber Rayne looks tasty in her school girl get up. I love how the men's faces in the background are covered in shadows. I also like how they are all lined up right behind Amber. The guys in the background look like they mean business. They look all tough and manly compared to the Amber's little frame. I bet each one of those men are gonna have quite some time with this little Harlot! Oh yeah, My boys Tommy Gunn and Marcus London are in this movie too. FUCK YEAH! Now that really makes me want to see it.

Can't wait to see this film!


Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Sexxxy DVD Cover of the Day.

Tori Black looks amazing on the cover for FUCK CLUB, one of Harmony Films newest releases. I saw a bunch of ads for this film at the warehouse while I was looking for new DVD posters. I LOVE this cover. Tori looks ravishing. I love her skimpy little outfit, her tattoo halfway showing, her enticing little booty jeans...MY GOD!!! Harmony Films have some really good cover art. I just recently made a Harmony Films section at AFO. A lot had to do with the FUCK CLUB cover. The way that Tori is posing, it's like...incredibly inviting. I can picture a man walking up to Tori and wanting to ravish her in any way possible. Harmony Films has some excellent series like YOUNG HARLOTS,FUCK ME, and SLAM IT! I love the SLAM IT! series. Each title has "SLAM IT!" on the box cover with a second title below it. Some examples of the SLAM IT! series are SLAM IT! IN DEEPER or SLAM IT! IN A YOUNG WHORE. Those films look incredibly promising as well.

Lately, I've been reeaaallly into Tori Black. The FUCK CLUB cover caught my eye so much that I had her on my mind all the time. Plus, I tend to stare at her a shitload at work. When I go and straighten up the DVDs I'll find her on other box covers. Some of them are pretty good, but for me, this cover is my favorite of hers. Tori's gonna be one to watch people. I look at this box cover and all I can think about is how fuckable Tori Black is. I think about the men that are gonna satisfy her. I think about all the hard core fucking she's gonna endure. I have a small mini poster of FUCK CLUB hanging up in my office at Lynn's. I have that poster on my clip board at work. I even put one of the posters next to the Harmony Films sections that's how much I did this box cover.

Harmony Films is set to release two new features this month: SLAM IT! EVEN HARDER and YOUNG HARLOTS GANGBANG. Once we get those films I will definitely be putting them out at AFO.

In the meantime...

Let Tori Black entice you with her mischievous look. I give mad props for whoever captured Tori in this box cover.

VIVID 25th Anniversary Party

As my first official "porn party", The Vivid 25th Anniversary Party was a whirlwind. Lynn LeMay, Rachel Love, and I arrived at the Crimson and Opera in Hollywood close to 11pm. I had my thoughts on what an actual adult industry party was going to be like. I look at the pictures on AVN Magazine and XBIZ. Those parties look really cool. They look all fancy and incredibly wild. Porn stars are always smiling in the photos and having a good time. Sometimes they show a boob or two. Sometimes you'll see them with a drink in their hand. Or you'll see two cute new up and coming starlets making out. They're always laughing, drinking, showing off their awards, making some funny faces for the camera. In my mind, the Vivid party was going to be classy. Vivid is one of the pioneers in the adult industry. They're celebrating a milestone. 25 years is a long time. I figured this party was going to be like a big gala. Something flashy, and extravagant. I guess in a sense, I was thinking that the party was gonna be like an Oscar party. Or the SAG awards. I mean, It is Vivid right?

Well...First off, It was a bitch to get in. The dickweed of a bouncer was being a prick and not letting us into the club after informing him that we were on the list. Of course, the bouncer doesn't do shit. We kept telling him that we were confirmed guests and he kept ignoring us. Lynn, Rachel Love, Marcus London, Devon Lee, and I kept waiting for him to let us in. Once Tommy Gunn showed up things got a little better. Tommy kept telling the bouncer to let us in but he was still being a prick. The bouncer finally gave in and let us in. We walked into the club and right when you walk in you're on the "red carpet". I'd never been on a red carpet before. No wait, I lie. Once, I was in Westwood getting sub sandwiches with some of my volleyball team mates back in high school. We happened to walk right across the the red carpet for IF THESE WALLS COULD TALK 2. Back in high school, I was a HUGE Sharon Stone fan. I actually saw her on the red carpet with Ellen DeGeneres and Anne Heche. That was an exciting moment on a red carpet...

Anywho, back to the red carpet at the Vivid Party. The Vivid Party was the first time I actually walked through a red carpet. This red carpet was a joke. It was super small. It was more like walking on a red floor mat than a red carpet. As we walked through the carpet the photographers were shouting out Lynn and Rachel's names. The lights were incredibly bright on the red carpet. I didn't know where to stand or where to move. I had no doubt in my mind that all the photographers wanted were shots of Lynn and Rachel looking sexxxy on the red carpet. At first, I was thinking of standing with the girls and take pictures with them but people kept walking back and forth in front of the photographers. I decided to get myself away from the madness. I stood away from the carpet and watched Lynn and Rachel get their pictures taken. Once we finally got in the damn club, the night started to get a little entertaining.

When we walked in, the DJ was spinning "The Music Sounds Better with You" by Stardust. That's one of my all time favorite songs! Perfect. After dealing with all that drama with the bouncer I was letting the song get me back into party mode. We head to the bar, grab some over priced drinks (Seriously, 14 bucks for a Makers on the rocks!?!) and start to make our rounds around the bar.

It was nice having Rachel and Lynn around while we were talking to people at the bar. Rachel is a pro at meeting people. She was on it with talking to the people at the bar. It was fun watching her work the room. We would walk to people and she'd just introduce herself like nothing. Lynn and I were following her as she kept meeting and greeting people.

Crimson and Opera is a pretty big club. The place was packed. There was a shitload of people on the dance floor. We made our way to the outside to have a smoke. The inside of the club was super dark. It made it difficult to try and have conversations with people. Once we got outside, I finally had a chance to see people's faces. I was on the hunt for any of the Vivid contract girls or any girl in porn I could find. I didn't see anyone. As we were smoking, I did get a quick glimpse of Stephanie Swift! I think she was wearing a real nice, tight, red dress. I wanted to go up and talk to her but I figured I'd wait till I was ready to start approaching people. Especially people like Stephanie Swift! She's a legend. I figured I'd go up to her and say "Hello" after she got settled on a couch outside but I literally looked away for two seconds and she was gone.

I walked around the club trying to see If I could find any of the Vivid Girls. No luck. I walk back to where Lynn and Rachel were hanging out and I run into Tommy Gun and Marcus London. Tommy and Marcus are the shit. I saw Tommy as I was walking and he called me over to hang out with him and Marcus. I was really excited about meeting Tommy Gunn. Him calling me over, I felt like I'd known the guy for ever. Tommy Gunn has been in the business for a very long time. He is one of the best male performers out there. That man really knows how to give a girl a nice pounding. He even gave me a real big smile and a nice firm handshake when I went over to talk to him. Marcus was super cool too. He was real charming and down to earth. We talked about the latest stuff he's been working on with Tommy. I spent a good amount of time hanging out with Tommy and Marcus. I loved hearing about their new projects. They seemed really excited about all the work they've been doing.

After hanging with the boys, it was time to go find my ladies. Both Rachel and Lynn were busy talking with a bunch of guys outside. As the night progressed, I started to get a little loose after 2 Maker's on the rocks. I wandered around the club still in search of the Vivid Girls. I figured the girls were there early and took off already, they were in a VIP area, or they were hanging out somewhere in some dark corner. They did have clips from upcoming Vivid movies on the big screen TVs at the bar. I end up bumping into Tom Byron as he's taking a picture of himself. I asked him If he wanted me to take a picture of him but he said no. It was cool meeting him. I remember watching him in a bunch of movies my brother and cousins had hidden at our house growing up. I didn't really get to talk to him much until my second encounter with Tom. We talked about some of his new movies. I think I mentioned to him that I liked the way Sasha Grey looked on the cover of Masturbation Nation

Somehow, I end up separating from Rachel and Lynn. I start walking all over the club trying to find someone. I was mostly trying to find Tommy to talk to him but I was slightly buzzed and couldn't find him anywhere. Lynn kept texting me to meet her outside but I was so determined to find Tommy I kept ignoring the texts. Finally, I gave up and headed back outside. At this point it's really late and I really need to find Lynn and Rachel before they both kill me. On my way to the front of the club I run into AVN staff photographer Gia Jordan. It was hard trying to talk to her with all the noise at the bar so she gave me her card. She was really cool to talk to. I wish I coulda talked more but it you could the music is just booming everywhere.

I finally make it outside. Lynn and Rachel are freezing their butts off waiting for my dumb ass. Lynn was sick of me talking about Marcus and Tommy. I couldn't stop raving about them on the way back to the house. It was way to exciting for me meeting such of the best male performers in the porn industry.

The Vivid Party wasn't as I thought it was gonna be. I was expecting stars galore but I really didn't see too much porn elite there. Don't get me wrong, there was plenty of them there, but by the time we got there they must have fizzled out. Maybe earlier in the evening they were sipping on Moet at a booth a la Biggie Smalls "Big Poppa" video. It would be pretty cool seeing Steve Hirsch chilling with his wife in a booth. Smoking a fat cigar, chillin with a bunch of the big industry heads. The Vivid Contract Girls are all sipping on champagne and whispering things in each other's ears. I think I saw Steve very briefly. Like, cameo status. Walking from the bar to god knows where. I feel for a 25th Anniversary Party, it coulda been done a little better. I did have a good time though. Hanging with Tommy and Marcus was definitely one of the highlights of the night.

I can only imagine how the GAYVN Award parties are gonna be...

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

How DARK do YOU like it?

Check out the Moore Sisters in this smoking, sizzling, DARK, sexxxy, interracial romp.

Beautiful girls, phenomenal black men, and some of the hottest interracial sex out there.

Be amazed at how the Moore Sisters take on Jon Jon's huge dark meat. Watch as these two sex crazed sisters devour what Jon Jon has to offer. Jon Jon fucks these nymphos till their tight, juicy, pussies can't take it anymore.

Watch as young and beautiful Kaci Starr sun bath, naked by the pool, enjoying the sunshine. A visit from Rico Shades gets Kaci out of the sun and into the bed! Kaci engulfs Rico's cock down her eager throat and gives her such a good deep fuck.

Marvel as Tabitha Tucker inhaling Rico's massive cock deep in her pussy. Rico pummels her good as she yells at the top of her lungs!

And lets not forget Claudia Valentine scream in lust with a little help from her BFF "Marco"

SOME LIKE IT DARK will be out on March 26th!

Rush to ADULT FACTORY OUTLET and get yourself a copy! :)

Saturday, March 7, 2009

Sexxxy DVD Cover Of the Day

This cover is smoking hot! Alexis Texas and Eva Rose look ravishing. What I love most about this DVD cover is both Alexis and Ava have absolutely no make up on. This cover captures thier natural beauty. The facial expression on Alexis's face is so damn hot. I love when Alexis gives us her sultry look. Eva looks so seductive. This movie has some of the best women in porn out right now. Belladonna's Evil Pink 4deals with scenes involving "water play". This DVD looks incredibly promising. One of our regular customers at AFO couldn't stop raving about how awesome this film is.

For more info on Evil Pink 4 check out www.enterbelladonna.com.

VIVID 25th Anniversary Party HERE I COME!!!

I'm very excited to be attending this event! Surrounded by all the people in the industry is going to be a blast.

People I wanna meet: SASHA GREY, MEGAN MALONE, HANNA HILTON, ALEXIS TEXAS, and many many more. I will be taking lots of pictures and hopefully capture some good video clips with my shitty digital camera.

Many congrats to VIVID ENTERTAINMENT on 25 years of quality adult entertainment!


Friday, March 6, 2009

Funny DVD Cover of the Day

I found this DVD in the warehouse while I was getting new releases for AFO. I swear to god, I started busting up the minute I saw it. I couldn't stop staring at it. The title is hilarious as well. The braces on this guys face is what kills me. Also, the look on this twinks face is priceless. He looks like he's having the best time sinking his teeth on that foreskin. I can only imagine what is going on in the mind of the guy getting his foreskin bitten. Wouldn't it be funny if during the scene the guy's foreskin gets caught in between his braces! If that shit happened, I would definately put it in some behind the scenes segment.

This DVD cover is classic. FORESKIN FRENZY has a sequel too! Once I find the sequel I'll post a picture of the DVD cover. Nothing can beat the original. The more I keep looking at this DVD cover the more I want to see it!

Would YOU wanna see this movie?


Facebook Slut.

I'm fucking exhausted. I woke up this morning at 4am and couldn't go back to sleep. I spent the rest of the morning tossing and turning. I was thinking about writing a blog but was too lazy to reach my computer on the other side of the bed. Instead, I spent the wee hours of the morning thinking about stuff I want to blog about. Then I remembered Lynn telling me to join Facebook. Since I couldn't sleep, I bit the bullet and started a Facebook account. I've been hesitant to join Facebook only because I'm much more of a Myspace slut. Now, I can be a Facebook AND a Myspace slut. I feel like I'm cheating on my Myspace account. But since I want to spread the word on what's going on in my porno life it was only a matter of time before I joined Facebook.

I didn't think it was gonna be super easy to create my Facebook account. I did it pretty fast. I'm still trying to get used to using Facebook. I can't seem to figure out how to put a default picture! It's pissing me off. I bet the option to set my default pic is right under my nose.

Hello Facebook!


Thursday, March 5, 2009

A new day...

It's a beautiful day in Pornolandia. Just woke up, showered, and now I'm ready to face the world. My days off have come and gone so now it's back to work work work!

My goals for today:

Bring more DVD's from the warehouse to put up in the DVD room at AFO.
Straighten up the DVD room as much as I can.
Bring in New Releases.
Play with some vibrators.
Make new porn star sections in the DVD room.
Overall, Have a great day!

Now that I've started this blog/website I've been much more motivated to keep myself up with posting and writing. Right now I got the time. Once I start getting busy I'm gonna wanna beg for some time to get all my thoughts out at once.

Throughout the next couple of days, I will fill you in on a shitload of things that have been swimming in my head for the last couple of weeks. There is so much to talk about! Of to AFO I go...

Rachel Love Shoot

We shot Rachel love on a beautiful Tuesday. Before Rachel got here I spent some time hanging out around the pool. I have a thing for swimming pools. I love when a house has a swimming pool. They're just pretty to look at. Especially when they're crystal clean or have some sort of floating device in them. Fred, the studio cat, seems to like me very much. He followed me outside to enjoy the sunshine as well. I woke up in a real chipper mood on Tuesday. I think it was the fact that I was gonna have two solid days off and that I was gonna come and hang out with Eddie and Lynn. I was ready and eager to work and happy to be where I was. Rachel arrived sometime after 1pm. The front door was wide open. As I walked to the door Rachel was making her way up to the door with two suitcases and a purse full of stuff. I greeted her and told her she was at the right place. At first glance, Rachel was a little frazzled from carrying all her stuff. I grabbed some of her things off her hands and set them aside. "Where are you coming from?" I asked as I closed the door behind her. "Far away...San Bernardino area..." she said as she walked into the living room. I grabbed all her stuff and proceeded to take all her things to the studio.

Lynn came out and greeted Rachel as I was putting her stuff away. They went off and chatted while I tried to find a space for her things. After I put away Rachel's stuff I got a chance to take a good look at her. I could really tell that Rachel was gonna be a really cool chick with incredible stories. Just by looking at her face I could tell that she had some adventures in her. I walked out to meet Lynn and Rachel towards the smokers area in the house. Both Lynn and Rachel were getting to know each other. I observed them both talk about the industry and the people they have worked with. It's facsinating to me listening to the lists of names and people they've fucked over the years. I tried to picture faces to names but sometimes in the porn world names and faces mix to well so I stopped thinking that way.

I left the ladies chatting to help out Eddie in setting up the studio. It been a challenge but I have been learning a great deal just from observing Eddie. Watching him work is fun because I can see the gears cranking in his head when he has ideas for the shoots or the lighting in the studio. I also like the way that he talks to me as far as letting me know how the camera works, lighting, set preparation etc. The first shoot we did with Rachel was with a black bra and some black panties. After she had time to relax from her long drive she really warmed up to eddie and I. She was incredibly nice and had such a great attitude. Not only that, she has some of the most lucious, juiciest, NATURAL breasts I have seen in a very long time. She looked great in every bra she put on during her shoots. The first shoot we did with her, Rachel seemed a little tense. That's totally understandable. This is the first time she's worked with us so she was getting used to us and we were getting used to her. I could tell she was having fun though. She kept smiling throughout the whole shoot and was letting us pose her however we wanted. It was cool that she was asking us for directions and opimions. She wasn't afraid to collaberate with us which is such a plus!

It was time for another look so we took a break so Rachel could find a new outfit to wear. I went with her to help her out with her next outfit. Rachel had TONS of things to choose from. It was cool cuz I just went digging ang digging through all the stuff that she had. She had all kinds of interesting bras and panties. I wanted to see her in something that was really gonna make her stand out. I found a really bright pink bra of hers and some cute pink booty cut undies. Done. I just had a feeling that outfit was really gonna pop out her assets. Eddie decided to shoot Rachel outside for the pink outfit since we were getting such wonderful natural light. Eddie and I set up a purple velvet curtain for the next shoot. Once we had everything set up we brought Rachel out to the new set. At this point of the shoot, I was pretty much in charge of getting the best lighting for the shoot. I used a silver reflector to capture as much sunlight as I could. It was kinda fun trying to get the light in the right place. Although my arms were KILLING me as I was trying to get the best light possible. I kept trying to move as much as possible but fuck man, my arms were just begging to come down.

At first we did shots of Rachel holding on to the velvet curtain and sorta playing peek-a-boo with the camera. After a while, the top came off. Her breast were just impeccable. They were glistening in the sunlight. Eddie kepting commenting on the good job I was doing with the lighting. I can feel Eddie's enthusiasm as he kept shooting Rachel. I observed Rachel as she flirted with the camera. But man, I couldn't keep my eyes of those breast. They were just hanging out there for all to see. These two, beautiful, plump breasts were eating up the camera.

Lynn took most of the these shots with my digital camera. I wanted her to take pics because I wanted to see exactly what I was doing. Looking at the shot with Rachel, I can totally see the difference the lighting makes. Here are more pics from the outdoor shoot that Lynn took. Everything was going smoothly during this outdoor shoot. It's funny, right when we started this shoot is when kids were barely getting out of school in the neighborhood. If only they knew what was going on...

After we did this shoot we took a long break. I starting bullshitting around online while everyone else was doing thier own thing. We decided to do one more shoot with Rachel. This time, I had her wearing a bright red corset she had brought with her. I'm a big fan of corsets. Especially when someone has such vulumptious breasts like Rachel. There's something about boobs bound and pushed up tight that looks really apealing to me and I'm sure a bunch of other men. Rachel has such a tight little body too that the corset made her body look really nice. I helped put on the corset. I swear to you not, it took me quite some tome to figure out how to put the damn thing on her. I work with lingerie at AFO all the time. You would think that I would know a thing or two about how to put a corset on. Hell. No. I had no fuckin clue. So I spent some time trying to figure that damn thing out. Once I did figure it out, it was time to put it on Rachel.

The shoot with the red corset was oodles of fun. By the time we started working on this shoot, Rachel was completely relaxed and having a great time. It was fun watching her maneuver the top of the corset. Her massive breasts were making it difficult to keep the front zipper on the corset in place. Every time Rachel would make a new pose one or both of her boobs would pop out. I would periodicallty run in and try to help her put those tata's back in thier place. Rachel was such a doll and was laughing while I tried helping her. We would fix her corset and then second later it'd be down. But man, she was just incredibly chest heavy. That corset looked great on her. We took several shots with her in it. It was quite a sight to see...
After we did the corset shoot we were pretty much done with for the day. We got more than enough great shots of her. After we shot Rachel we hung out and had Pix Up Stix for dinner. It was nice to unwind after a very succesful day of shooting. We are looking forward to working with Rachel one again.
Man, These last couple of days have been very productive. I've managed to get my website going which is one of the goals I wanted to acomplish ASAP. Now it's time to keep writing writing writing.
I'll post more pictures of the Rachal Love shoot.
Now, I think it's time to chill. I have to work early tommorw and need to unwund. I feel like I've been on the compueter forever! my neck is starting to cramp up. It is a definite sign to call it quits.
Until next time chulos...........

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

Forgot to mention...

The pics I posted today were taken by my dear friend Eddie Garcia. Check out his pics! He's phenomenal. These are some shots he took as we were prepping for a shoot with Rachel Love.

Myspace Blog

Hey guys,

Things have been crazy these past couple of weeks. So many things have been on my mind lately that it's finally time to spew it all out. It's been a challenge trying to come up with the right words to let people know what's going on in my life at the moment but I figure now is a good time to just come out and say what I need to say. It's late, my mind is loopy, I'm listening to Jamiroquai, I'm in lime green duck PJ's...yes, this is the perfect time to talk about what's to come. Most of you know my love and appreciation of the porn industry. Most of you know that I work at Adult Factory Outlet in my hometown of Sylmar CA. I've always taken pride in working for the adult industry. Ever since I started working in the industry waaaay back in 2001 I've had a strong bond and connection to everything I was exposed to and learned about the porn industry. A shitload of you know how much I talk about whats going on in the porn industry.Ugh, Ok. I need to just spit it out.

So here it goes...Ugh, I dunno how to spit this shit out! I'm taking a huge leap deeper into the porn industry. I've decided to start filming adult movies. I've been given the opportunity to create and develop adult films with Lynn LeMay, an adult film actress who I met while working at AFO. I will be filming straight and gay porn with Lynn. Lynn has been in the business for 21 years. She has been in hundreds of films and I was really captivated by all the things we talked about. I asked her if she ever needed any help on the set that I'd be more than happy to come over and help out. I've always been curious as to what goes on during a porn shoot so I figured I'd ask. I've seen behind the scenes footage of all sorts of porn, but I actually wanted to be on a set. Lynn gave me her card and told me to call her anytime I'd like to come over. I jumped at the opportunity. I called her up, she invited me over and well...I guess I need to stress how much porn is a big part of my life.

It's something that I follow religiously. I'm not ashamed to admit it. I eat, breathe, and shit porn. I have no qualms with that whatsoever. Being able to create and produce adult films is something that I've thought about and talked about with a bunch of my friends. I wasn't dubbed the "King o Porn" by my dearest friend Valentine for a reason. I have always been comfortable working in porn. I'm looking forward to how this is all gonna plan out. I find that working with Lynn will be such a great learning experience for me. I've met some really great and interesting people since I started this new chapter in my life. I'm happy with what I'm about to do. I've gotten some positive feedback from several of my closest friends. I'm very happy that I have such great people in my life that support what I'm doing. I don't know where this new venture of my life is gonna take me but I'm thrilled to find out what is gonna happen. I have so many plans for the future.

I will be starting a website soon. I bought a domain on the web that I will utilize to write about all my porno adventures. For now, I'll be using myspace to spread the word on what's going on. And Also to show people all the things I wanna talk about and create. I want to write about my adventures in "Pornolandia". I'm excited to write about all the stuff that will be going on with filming and producing adult films. So yeah, this is it. Hopefully I will make some impact in the porn industry. But for now, I'm gonna take things slow and see what's up...I will write about this more once I get some sleep. I'm tooooo fuckin tired to continue. I sat and stared at my computer forever trying to come up how to break the news to everyone. This will have to do for now. Time for bed chulos. I will definitely have more to say about this once I get some rest.Off to lala land...

my first blog! (on Blogger)

Oh Hello,

This is my first blog on this. I'm listening to The Smiths, sitting in the dark and very thrilled to be writing about my new venture into the porn industry.

In the next coming weeks, I will be doing my best in finding talent to shoot for content and I will be giving my thoughts, rants, raves, and whatever other things I can think of that happen to me as far as porn and in life.

I plan on writing constantly about porn and what I think about it and what I observe from it. I observe it a lot working at Adult Factory Outlet. I figure this is a great opportunity to see what the hell is going on in the madness that is the Adult Industry. I also want to use this blog in general to put all sorts of random stuff. You'll come to know me as a fucking random person once you read all the shit that I'm gonna be posting. I have so many ideas. So many ideas that they just dance around in my head and I swear to myself that I will one day WRITE THEM DOWN but fuckin forget. Well, I'm gonna have to fucking change that shit.

I recently created a "PORNOTEBOOK". My Pornotebook is a pink and white wide ruled notebook that I've decorated with dozens of porn pictures that I find in XBIZ magazine or AVN magazine. I do this a lot because a) I think some of the porn pictures both magazines are funny as shit, b) I love making "porno collages" so i need as many pictures of girls getting anal or spunk falling off their chin as i can, c) I like to sorta make my mark on something that looks bland. You'll come to learn how much I love porn when you read my blog.

I will do my best to post frequently on what the hell I'm up to in Pornolandia.