Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I woke up yesterday morning hung over as FUCK. The night before my roommate and I were at a bar having a heart to heart about our lives and what we are doing with them. I was bitching about what I want to do with my life. I told my roommate that I want to do more in porn. Write more. Film more and shit like that. What he told me kinda struck a chord. He was saying that I gotta make porn work for ME and make it help ME advance in the industry. Which he was soooo totally right on the money about it. This made me think so much about what and why I love the adult industry. Since I am a writer, I gotta take advantage of this and make this porno lifestyle work for me. Well.....here goes........
When I woke up the next day after our wild drinking adventure I was hung over as FUCK! Ugh, It was an awful hangover. The kind of hangover that gives you the shakes, pounding headache, and the spins all at once. While I was lying in bed I noticed that my copy of Belladonna's SLUT! was near my bed. I grabbed the DVD cover and started observing the cover with my hung over eyes. It just so happens that the GORGEOUS Andy San Dimas is on the cover of the DVD. I stared at that box cover for quite some time and you know what? I started to feel a lot better. Does this mean that Andy San Dimas has the power to cure hangovers? Well...quite possibly....YES.
I looked at that cover and started to smile. Beautiful porn stars always make me smile. Andy San Dimas is one of the most beautiful and dopest chicks in porn. I had the pleasure of meeting Andy San Dimas last year during Exxxotica LA. I've been wanting to meet Andy for the LONGEST times. Not only because she was a refeshing new face in porn but mostly because of a non porn video I came across a while back in which Andy San Dimas sings a cover of "No Sunsets" From TIM AND ERIC'S AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB. Of course...I can't find a clip of the OG "No Sunsets" but hell...it doesn't matter. Andy San Dimas's rendition of the song is AMAZING!
After watching this hilarious clip I knew that Andy San Dimas was pretty dope. I mean, anyone who has a love and adoration for Tim and Eric has a special place in my heart.
But yeah, Andy San Dimas rules. I had a lengthy conversation with Andy at the Evil Empire booth about Tim and Eric, Porn, douchebags, and her AMAZING sex scene in Belladonna's SLUT! Andy's scene in SLUT! was probably THE BEST scene that I saw in 2010. Seeing Andy get ravished by James Deen and Mr. Pete in that scene was jaw dropping. I mean, these boys completely dominate Andy. When I say dominate, I mean............COMPLETE domination. I love rough, hardcore sex and man...this scene...WOW. The sex is so raw and hits you like a ton of bricks. There were moments watching that scene where I could not keep my jaw from dropping from the sheer, unabashed fucking I was witnessing. After that scene...I was completely smitten over Andy. I also loooooved that she recommended me getting SLUT! I am so fuckin glad I did because I'm telling you...that scene was FUCKIN BRILLIANT. Andy in chains....submitting to two of my favorite men in porn...WOW! Oh yeah....The box cover to SLUT! is deliiiiiiicious. Andy with no make up...just standing there with chains and a look on her face that screams GORGEOUS! I'm so glad that Andy has been doing tons of work with Belladonna.
So while I was lying in bed daydreaming about Andy San Dimas I decided to declare it Andy San Dimas Day. I was gonna spend the day posting pics of my SLUT! DVD all over San Francisco in honor of Andy San Dimas Day but I was too fuckin hung over to function.
Here is a pic of that glorious day I met Andy San Dimas :D
I couldn't stop grinning after I took that pic.
I am DYING to work with Andy San Dimas. Shit, I'd do ANYTHING with Andy San Dimas. Hopefully, one day it will happen. Until then...I'll continue to praise her in all her porno dopeness.
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Andy, thanks for being the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Keep rocking all those cocks and make chicks pussies bust cuz...lets face it....you do it so god damn well! :P