Wednesday, April 28, 2010
I just did a video to promote and endorse Str8cam Lube!
Check it out!
I made a couple of mistakes on the video. I'm only human guys. Plus, it took me like almost 2 hours to come up with this short clip. I kept messing up and laughing. I even got some of the lube on my computer while I was trying to make the video.
Jeff's twitter is NOT Str8camlube its actually just @str8cam
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Wanna stick your hard dick inside Lexi Belle's tight pink pussy? Well, NOW YOU CAN! Doc Johnson is coming out with some exceptional molds from some of the leadind ladies in the adult industry. Lexi Belle, sweet, petite, and deliiiiiiiiiiicious Lexi Belle is the next porn starlet to get the pussy mold treatment from Doc Johnson. I don't blame them for wanting to make a mold of Lexi's sweet pussy. Lexi is beyond fuckin cute and when it comes to fucking, Lexi is the best at it!
Check out this video of Lexi getting her pussy molded. I'm looking forward to getting my hands on Lexi's pussy mold from Doc Johnson!
If you want more Lexi Belle goodness (I know you do) check out her official website and follow her on Twitter!
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Dear Doc Johnson,
Thank you so very much for molding one of the best and most beautiful asses I have EVER witnessed in the adult industry. Alexis is every big butt aficionados wet dream! You are making it possible for every guy thats wanted to put it in Alexis happen and we can't thank you enough for it. It was only a matter of time before this was going to happen and I am ecstatic that Doc Johnson, the leader in adult novelties and toys will be the one providing Alexis's amazing rump for all.
Check out this short YouTube clip of Alexis getting her juicy booty molded!
Oh yeah, Alexis, thank YOU for blessing us all with your beauty, charm, sexiness, and ass that make men and women weak in the knees.
I will keep you all posted whenever the mold her Alexis's ass comes out. I can't wait to see the finished product!
If you wanna see Alexis and her culo get down and dirty check out her official website!
Also, check out Doc Johnson's amazing and innovative adult toys and novelties here.
Monday, April 26, 2010
I love Kerry Louise. Kerry is one of the funnest, exciting, gorgeous, and funny women in the adult industry. She always manages to put a smile on my face whenever I read about her adventures on her personal blog or check out her updates on Twitter. The first time I met Kerry Louise was at Porn Star Karaoke a while back. I remember it so well because I was sitting at a table and I notices the tall, stunning, British bombshell standing next to our table. I invited her to sit with us and it was utter magic ever since. I knew the moment I set eyes on this amazing woman that she was a gem. Fuck man, the ways she talks drives me absolutely WILD! I would love to just lay in bed with her and talk all night and make funny jokes and pillow fight and have a blast. Kerry makes being a porn star such an amazing adventure.
SEXY BITCH! WOOF!!!
What I love about Kerry Louise is that she hides NOTHING about her sultry life in the adult industry. She is like an open book. Kerry tells it like it is and I LOVE her for that. Not only that, she is soooooo fuckin cool to her fans! Kerry is one of the few adult stars that interacts with her fans on her blog and Twitter. She knows and understands how important it is to have contacts with the men and women that love and admire her work.
Kerry, you are such a doll and I look forward to all your work in the adult industry. I wish you a happy birthday and I promise the next time we hang out we're gonna get shitfaced and cause some TROUBLE!
Please check out Kerry on Twitter and her blog.
LOVE YA KERRY!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX
Sunday, April 25, 2010
Here at Pornolandia we love it when porn stars are sexxxy freaky. Shit, we wouldn't have it any other way. Seriously, would you jerk off to a boring porn star? I think not. The Freak Squad is an internet adult radio haven for all sorts of naughty and FREAKY topics that deal with the adult industry and the performers we all know and love!
The Freak Squad has come out with its very first FREAK OF THE YEAR award! Check out the website for all the nominees!!! I love that some of my favorite porn stars are amongst the freaky nominees.
Please cast your vote for your favorite porn star! I wonder if I can vote multiple times? I hate to just have to vote for only one porn star! I would vote for all of them if I could but I will narrow it down to a couple of stand out FREAKS!
Vote for KERRY LOUISE, ISIS TAYLOR, LEXI BELLE, and PHOENIX MARIE!!!
PORN FREAKS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, April 24, 2010
The drive to Palm Springs with Robert Chandler (Real Guys Mastermind) and Harvey Walker (Kentucky Heartthrob) was a complete and utter breeze. I kept telling the guys that I hadn't been to Palm Springs since Grunge was cool. Which is true. I have relatives in Palm Springs and the last time I was there was when I was in Jr. High. I hadn't been to Palm Springs as an adult so being able to go back and hit up gay Palm Springs was something I was really looking forward to. I absolutely LOVE the drive to Palm Springs. The desert for me is so relaxing. There's something mythical and mysterious about the desert that just intrigues the hell out of me.
We stopped to eat at Ruby's which is right across from the Morongo Casino
I kept trying to get the guys to hit up the Casino before we got to the resort! I haven't been gambling in a long time and to stop and eat right across from a casino was TORTURE!!!
After got our food from a super cool sassy waitress at Ruby's we went back on the road! Once we got to Palm Springs everything started to look familiar to me. I felt like I was in a time warp because downtown Palm Springs looked exactly like it did when I was a youngster. Driving through downtown Palm Springs was a joy. The weather was perfect and I was itching to get to the Triangle Inn Resort where we were gonna be staying/filming at.
Here is a pic of the entrance to the Triangle Inn. :P
Once we got to the resort we headed to the our section of the resort. We were lucky enough to be able to rent out an entire house that was separate from the RESORT! It was soooooo fuckin PIMP! The house had 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a HUGE living room, gorgeous yard, pool, jacuzzi...THE WORKS. I felt like I was I was a cast member in the Real World when we first got there. I ran around scoping the place out and trying to find a place to set al my shit. Once I found my room I headed out to the pool area.
Once we got settled we waited for the arrival of Rob Rushmore (gay pornarama) and our Spencer Drake. Spencer was a last minute addition to the Real Guys Getaway. He took a bus from Phoenix to Palm Springs for the shoot. While we waited for him, I got got some sun by the pool and stroked my cock while using my Str8cam Lube! I had time to kill and I wanted to play around with my cock before we started shooting. I love how I didn't have to worry about people watching me play with myself while I was out by the pool. Shit, We were at a clothing optional gay resort. It would be a total crime not to play around with my cock. I didn't cum though. I was just fucking around to kill time. :P
Once Spencer got to the house it was ON! The first thing we shot was a threesome with Gianni, Harvey, and Spencer. I didn't get to take any pics of the threesome with my phone because I was too busy running the second camera. Here are a few pics of Gianni and Harvey getting the beach balls ready.
Once Spencer got there the sexiness began. Robert and I started filming them playing around in the pool. Then they moved on to the jacuzzi. I swear, when they first started kissing and fondling each other I thought I was gonna lose it. I was inches away from three hotties licking, sucking, kissing, and caressing each other. My dick got instantly hard when they started sucking each others dicks. I was soooo fuckin tempted to stick my hands in the action but resisted. The threesome was so hot that even Robert got in on the action! Watching Robert get his cock worked by Gianni was driving me nuts! I was thinking it was only a matter of time before I whipped out my cock and started getting it worked by one of the guys. I RESISTED THOUGH! God it was tough but I did. My hard on was so obvious and at some points it rubbed up against a thigh or a leg as I was trying to get close ups of all the action. The threesome ended with Gianni getting cummed on which was AWESOME!!!! After the threesome we all headed into the pool too cool off! :P
Oh yeah, Robert bought an underwater camera and I got some footage in the pool. I'll post the footage soon!
In the evening, we filmed the guys in their undies talking about all things sex and what turns them on. Listening to their stories while they were in their undies was super hot. They weren't even naked and I was turned on just listening to all the things that got the boys randy for action! Kit Deschanel arrived late at night so he was able to partake in the undies discussion. :P
(from left to right) Harvey, Kit, Gianni, and Spencer in their undies!
After the undies chat the boys and I got our drink on and chilled in the Jacuzzi. The first night of shooting was so much fun. I'm so glad I FINALLY got my gay porn cherry popped. It was everything I expected it to be!
Here is a pic of sexy as FUCK Harvey Walker knocked out after a long fun day of shooting! :P I <3 Harvey. He is such a cutie! :P
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuper fuckin excited that I'll be doing some camera work for REAL GUYS EXPOSED for the next couple of days in PALM SPRINGS! I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be able to finally...FINALLY be able to film hot guys getting it on! This is my first time EVER shooting guy on guy goodness. The only other chance I had to shoot gay porn was a bust cuz one of the models got ARRESTED right before we were gonna shoot! THANK GOD that wasn't my first gay shoot. I would much rather pop my gay porn cherry with REAL GUYS EXPOSED!!!
Over the past couple of weeks Robert Chandler (mastermind of Real Guys Exposed) have been gushing with excitement for this awesome two day filming project. Robert has been wanting to do a big shoot for his site ever since he started it and HE finally gets to do it! Oh yeah, he asked ME to help him out too! How could I say no? I mean really! To be able to leave Pornolandia to be out in Palm Springs basking in the sun and filming some really hot sex with incredibly hot guys!?!?!? I would be an utter fool to not want to be a part of it.
The Real Guys Palm Springs Shoot/Getaway will feature 6 deliiiiiiicious guys. Here are some pics of models that we will be filming during the 2 day shoot:
Cute, sexxxy, smart, and deliiiiiiciously furry, Harvey Walker is a total package. Oh yeah, He's UNCUT (yumz)
KIT DESCHANELKit is a hot Russian with a killer smile and sexxxy accent. Oh yeah, he's UNCUT too. *lick*
GIANNI LUCAGianni is a latin/italian stud with a nice cock!
Check out Jay rocking a fleshjack!
Louden is sweet, adorable, and incredibly sexxxy.
SPENCER DRAKESpencer is SUCH a cutie and was a last minute addition to our Palm Springs romp!
So there you have it. Six hot guys to make some sexxxy gay porn with!
This is a big step for me. I've been wanting to shoot gay porn ever since I started filming porn. I thank Robert Chandler every single day for this amazing opportunity.
This is gonna be EPIC!
Please check out my blog for and Twitter page for all sorts of updates! Also, check out updates from Spencer, Harvey, and Kit on Twitter as well.
Monday, April 19, 2010
Check out this HOT HOT HOT pic that one of my fave British XXX stars Kerry Louise posted on her Twitter page. I love photo's like this. It is such a neat angle and it totally focuses on Kerry diddling her pussy. Judging by the look on Kerry's face she is having a great time stuffing her CUNT! HAHA! I say "Cunt" because whenever Kerry talks about her cunt or cunts in general I can picture her saying the word "Cunt" with her unbelievably sexxxy British accent.
Kerry is one of the funnest porn girls in the biz right now. Please check out her website www.pleasekerrylouise.com for a look into the world of one of the hottest porn girls from across the pond!
Love you Kerry and your sweet cunt!
Sunday, April 18, 2010
Dear Alexis Texas,
This is the hottest picture I've seen all week. No seriously, like...this is too much. It's way beyond spectacular. I mean...JESUS!!!
Alexis Texas knows how to stir hearts and keep guys on their toes (with cocks in hand). Speechless. Thank god for the internet and Alexis Texas. I love that she knows exactly whats gonna cause a reaction to culo lovers everywhere.
Thanks Alexis for being so HOT and sharing your hotness with the WORLD! :P
Saturday, April 10, 2010
HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you guys see this shit? Many thanks to Brian Street Team for posting this magnificent shot of Joanna Angel burying her face in the place that so many horny dudes (myself included) wanna have their face: RIGHT UP ALEXIS TEXAS's ASS! :P
Sorry Conner Habib, I love ya buddy but this pic made me change my desktop background. Once I find another HOT pic of you on the interweb I'll put ya back up on the desktop. But for now, I gotta marvel at the awesomeness of the pic up above. WOW! :P
Thanks again BTS! :P
Jesus Christ this pic is fuckin amazing. The look on Alexis's face is priceless. She looks like she's having so much fun. Damn, I soooo wish I could be in Joanna's position! I <3 Porn Stars. They always have so much FUN! :P I mean seriously, If Alexis Texas let you put your slobbering face on her big, beautiful arse would YOU turn it down? Um...I don't think so. Oh yeah, if you do...then you're a FOOL and you should be castrated.
Click HERE to check out Alexis Texas's official site (yumz)
Click HERE for Joanna Angel goodness. (lick)
Friday, April 9, 2010
Check out the trailer for super sexy Riley Steele's newest release STRICT MACHINE! Click here to check it out!
The film also has two of my new faves ISIS TAYLOR and AVN 2010 Best New Starlet KAGNEY LYNN CARTER! Oh yeah, lets not forget that MANUEL FERRARA and JAMES DEEN are also in the flick. Those two guys are the shiiiiiiiiiit. Judging from the preview I already like what I see. There's hot chicks in leather, eye masks, big cocks, and lots of hardcore fucking! Oh yeah...KAGNEY. LYNN. CARTER. AY! :P
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
I woke up with Jamiroquai in me noggin. I often do that. Jamiroquai is probably one of my favorite all time best fuckin bands on the planet. So I often wake up with JK's soothing voice humming to me in my getting me in a groove to start my day. Not just start my day, but fuckin start my day RIGHT! With a bomb ass song that has a siiiiiick ass bass line is the way to start a morning. When I first came across this video I was in awe.
RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY is one of my favorite songs in the world. I love it because it has one of the siiiiiickest bass lines I have EVER heard in a song. The bass makes this song golden and puts chills down my spine. So when I see Jonas Bridgous playing along to the song its like heaven. Pure bliss. Plus, Jonas is a fuckin hottie and I have a thing for cute guys that know how to work a bass. I mean, imagine what this kid can do with his hands when its not wrapped on a base? Jonas is the fuckin MAN on the bass and has definitely inspired me to learn how to play the bass. I want to be able to play the bass like he does on RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY!!! It just looks like so much fun to play along to! My favorite part in this video is when Jonas takes a little breather to rub his nose. SO CUTE! :P
Once I get myself a bass guitar I want to learn how to play RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY. That's the first song I want to learn. In fact, I wanna start off with nothing BUT Jamiroquai songs. It's gonna be a challenge but I know I can do it. I also need to refresh my memory n reading music. I used to know how to read it but now its I don't know it!
Jonas, you're the best when it comes playing the bass. I know one day when I make a film about my crazy ass life in porn I will find some way of getting Jonas a part in the film or even a little recognition. He is the shiiiiiiiiiit and we heart him, his musical taste, and his many musical talents. Check out Jonas's Youtube Channel some of the other jams Jonas rocks out with his bass out! :P
Monday, April 5, 2010
Mr. Pete made work so much fun today. Today at work XXXtina and I had some fun with two female customers and Mr. Pete. One of the female customers was a really beautiful, bald, black woman that was super cool and having fun with us while she was shopping for stuff for her and her husband. While she was looking for a crotchless fisnet ensemble to go along with the glass G-Spot toy she bought the woman noticed the picture of Mr. Pete and XXXtina up on our wall. The woman actually did a double take. I noticed her looking at the picture so I asked her if she knew who it was. Here is pretty much the conversation we had:
WOMAN: Is that guy's name Pete?
ME: Yeah it is. Do you know him?
WOMAN: Oh my god Yes I know him. I see him at the gym all the time. He's always saying "Hi." to me and kinda flirts with me everytime I go to the gym.
ME: (excited) NO WAY! That's pretty cool.
WOMAN: What a small world. How do you know him?
ME: Christina and I met him at a Porn party. I took that picture of him and Christina.
WOMAN: That is such a trip! Why do you guys have his picture up there?
ME: He's a Porn Star.
ME: Yeah he's a Porn Star. He's one of my favorites actually.
WOMAN: You're kidding me!
ME: I'm totally serious.
WOMAN: Oh...my god! A Porn Star's been hitting on me all this time?
WOMAN: That is soooo crazy...
The woman kept going on and on about how the way he walks and talks and stuff like that. It was really cute because she couldn't believe that Mr. Pete was a Porn Star. After a bit she asked about the size of Mr. Pete's cock and XXXtina told her it was "VERY nice" and "VERY BIG". I think XXXtina and I totally made that woman's day because she was having the best time talking about Mr. Pete and shopping. I took the pic up above of XXXtina to show Mr. Pete the picture that we have posted up in Adult Factory Outlet.
We at Pornolandia think Mr. Pete is the shiiiiiit. He has been in a zillion porns and all of his performances have been top notch. I especially love all the work that Mr. Pete does with Belladonna. Oh yeah, He's uncut too. Uncut Porn Stars fuckin RULE!
Check out some recent pics Mr. Pete posted up on his Twitter page.
Judging by the pics I would assume that Mr. Pete is playing Two Face in a Batman XXX Parody. At first I thought it was Freddy Kreuger but then only half of his face is fucked up.
I gotta thank Mr. Pete for making work fun and interesting for me and XXXtina. Both of us have had the pleasure of meeting him and he was incredibly nice when we got to hang out and talk to him. We get excited every time we see Mr. Pete in a new porn. YOU SHOULD TOO! If you wanna see some hot fuckin sex, watch a Mr. Pete scene. He never disappoints! :P
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Check out this Youtube video/porn PSA announcement some douchebag made with a bazillion pics of James Deen. Yeah, this guy is a douche cuz he fuckin used some douchey ass song to go with this pathetic video.
Hey Goodnester, get a fuckin life and stop hating on James Deen. James is one of the best performers in the Adult Industry and stupid video's like these aren't gonna affect James or the people that love and admire what he does in porn. Shit, James posted this on Twitter so you should thank him for giving you some sort of publicity.
We here at Pornolandia love James Deen and his midget fucking, burrito eating, hot dog loving, bad ass ways.
If you wanna know who James is sticking his cock in or what kind of food he wants to shove down his throat follow him on Twitter! @Jamesdeen