Tuesday, March 1, 2011

How Long Have You Dated @pornobobbie???

Thanks Formspring. Thank you sooooooo very much for claiming that I'm a big fat internet hoebag. Formspring is a website where people make profiles and other people on the site can ask you questions. Sometimes, to get you started, the website will generate a bunch of questions. Otherwise...people that follow your Formspring can ask you questions and check out your answers. I was on Formspring for a bit but I kinda got tired of getting stuuuuuupid ass general questions from the site. I LOVED the questions I was getting from real people. I got over Formspring real quick. :P

Recently, A bunch of my followers on Twitter have been getting "How long have you dated @pornobobbie?" on their Formspring. At first, I thought it was kind of cute. It stopped getting cute when I kept getting several @ replies from my followers answering whether I have dated them or not. Now, most of you know that I pretty much get around. A lot. I'm not a big ho...but ya know.....I get me some good dick here and there. But man, to think that Formspring thinks I'm THAT big of a ho to be dating SO MANY OF MY FOLLOWERS!?!?!?!?!? Seriously Formspring, Do you spy on your members, read all their shit on their Twitter feed and determine what kind of a person they are? I don't mind being a big internet puta but man, If I were gonna be dating all those people I would have at LEAST want to meet them in person. Hell...maybe even suck their cocks here and there. But nah, Formspring has made me seem super easy. Oh yeah, the pics of the guys I supposedly dated that I posted on this blog is just a few. I got a shitload of them.

Oh well, If Formspring wants to think I'm a serial dater then let it be. :D Thanks for the laughs Formspring! :P