Thursday, December 3, 2009


Hey my peeps!

How goes it? This week has been a very eye opening week for myself. So many things are going on in my life right now that its been hard to find time to think! I've been busy non stop with several different projects this week was one of the first times I've had in a looooong time to actually take a break and think about what I'm trying to do with my life and myself.

After much thought and talks with my awesome producer and friend Kelly Shibari, We have decided to take a break from doing PORN BABBLE with Pornobobbie. Kelly and I have had so much fun doing the show and bringing in all sorts of interesting and cool people to talk about the adult industry. I can't thank Kelly enough for giving me the opportunity to do a show like Porn Babble. I've been wanting to do a show like Porn Babble and thanks to Kelly and Rev Mel I got the chance to do it. It was such a thrill doing the show LIVE too. I have never EVER done anything like it before. Things started to get a little overwhelming for me with work, my other projects, AND doing the show.

Since we're taking a break from the show I have had a chance to collect myself and figure stuff out. This Wednesday was my first day off in 6 weeks! I did so much thinking and reflecting on all the stuff that was accomplished on my show and in the past several months. It was nice to have a clear head and not have to stress about shit. I REALLY needed that.

I want to thank Kelly, Rev Mel, Radio Dentata, TSR Network, all my guests on Porn Babble, and EVERYONE that tuned in and supported me and the show. I really can't thank you guys enough for listening to what I and my guests had to say about the industry that I love and adore. I'm very much looking forward to whats gonna be happening in 2010. Now I have time to regroup myself and get back in touch with what i wanna do with my blog, Twitter, and all my xxx endeavors. Just because we're taking a break from Porn Babble doesn't mean the chatter can't keep on going. I will still be posting and talking about all the cool shit that is happening in the Adult Industry. I'm also gonna get back into writing plays and scripts! I'm very exxxcited about that too!

Once again, thank you all for tuning in and checking out Porn Babble.

Look forward to some cool shit coming up on my blog and in 2010! 2010 is gonna be the shiiiiit I can feel it!


Wednesday, November 18, 2009


I was checking my @replies on Twitter and I got one from @Tornjeans. @tornjeans is a cool guy that I talk to on Twitter. He has a website that is dedicated to men in torn jeans. I for one, think torn jeans are uber sexxxy. Especially the ones that have rips near the groin area. I started to talk to @tornjeans a bunch on twitter when I would wear my Easy Access Pants. My EAP's are a torn jean lovin persons wet dream. @tornjeans started commenting on the twitpics I would post with my EAP's. I decided that every time I wear my EAP's I would send @tornjeans a direct picture message.

Long story short, (ha ha) @tornjeans has made my Twitter Avatar part of his homepage for his website! I was very flattered by it. That is one of my favorite pictures taken by my friend and amazing photographer Eddie Garcia! @toanjeans, you RULE! Next time I take pics with my EAP's I'll totally send them to you! :P

Also, @tornjeans is based in Vancouver which is where My buddy Evan is right now working on the Winter Olympics. If I have the chance to make it out to Vancouver to visit Evan next year I might meet up with @tornjeans and do a photoshoot. Why not? I think it will be fun. :)

Please check out @tornjeans website! I've made it to porn superstar status! HAHA!!! :P

Porn Babble Vlog 11/18/09

Random Pics

What's up my peeps!

Thanks to Kelly Shibari and Kodak, I got my hands on the new Kodak Zi8 Pocket Video Camera. Click here to check out what it looks like! :P

Since I've gotten this camera I've been playing around with it tremendously. First of all, the camera fuckin rules. It shoots awesome HD quality video, takes amazing pictures, is super small, and it makes it easy to upload pics and videos onto your computer!

I take this camera with me everywhere. I use it to shoot my vlogs for my show and to pretty much capture all sorts of random ass shit I encounter in my everyday life. I love it. I love being able to record and document all kinds of shit that happens. I dunno if you guys know this about me butt I get a boner for stock footage. All sorts of stock footage. I'm also a fan of random pics and videos. I swear I can watch the most random pics and videos for hours! They kinda hypnotize me.

Since I walk to work all the time I decided to take some pics of the shit I see when I head to work. Totally random I know, but still...

I'll be posting and taking more random ass pics on the future. Cuz I'm random like that HAHA!

Great Porn Babble Show this week!

Last night's show was GREAT! Had a wonderful time interviewing Powder, Steve Nelson, and Mia Isabella!

Here are some pics I took with my guests last night. At the end of every show, I always take a pic with my guests on the stairs. I dunno how that all started but I kinda like it. :P

Please check out my guests sites!


Steve Nelson

Mia Isabella

Monday, November 16, 2009

Flavored Condoms/Big Booty Day

People must have really been feeling the oral sex today in Porn Valley cuz I sold a shitload of flavored condoms at work. My first sale was an old Hispanic lady. She walked in wearing a long, black, grandma sweater. She knew exactly where the flavored condoms were. She grabs 4 of them. She didn't say much to me when she walked up to pay for the condoms. She did give me a nice smile and giggle. The lady must have been around 60 or 70 years old. I looked at her while she looked at the penis pops by the counter and started to get these visuals of the old lady performing oral sex on someone once she walked out the store. Not only that, I was thinking of the faint smell of mint flavored condom and old man dick. I dunno WHY i had these thoughts in my head but I quickly snapped myself out of it and handed the lady her change and her condoms.

I sold some flavored condoms to this Russian dude that kept telling me about how he always sees the signs for Adult Factory Outlet on his way up home and always wants to stop buy but never gets the chance to cuz he's rushing to get home. The Russian guy was pretty attractive. Picturing him slapping a flavored condom on his cock and someone going to town on his dick actually wasn't a bad sight. I'm sorry, but when people buy stuff from my work I always picture them rushing home, zooming down the seedy Pornolandia streets to get home and use their new Butt Plug or G-spot vibe. Shit, I would. Buying adult toys/DVDs for yourself is a TREAT! I try to indulge in the debauchery once I get it in my grubby little hands. Selling all the flavored condom reminded me of my very first sexual encounters were I used flavored condoms quite often. I started using them when I would hook up with guys on the Internet. The first couple of times. After a while I just couldn't do oral sex with flavored condoms anymore. It took the fun out of the blowjob. I LOVE oral sex. It's one of my favorite things to do. The condoms were fun for the first couple of times I tried them but then the inner slut in me came out and I just had to have the real deal. I'm not trying to say that flavored condoms are bad, it just wasn't for me after a while.

It was also Big Booty Day today. I had one customer looking for Alexis Texas is Buttwoman. I felt bad when I had to tell him that we sold out of that film. This guy was very insistent on me getting him that video. The customer didn't speak English. He also asked me about Jules Jordan's ASS WORSHIP series. Jules Jordan's ASS WORSHIP series is some of the porn directors BEST work. ASS WORSHIP is nothing but love and adoration of females with beautiful, juicy, fat, asses. He asked for ASS WORSHIP 10 and 11. Both of those films look amazing. ASS WORSHIP 10 is the 1oth anniversary edition of the series and ASS WORSHIP 11 has one of my new porn crushes PHOENIX MARIE!!! (pictured below)

Phoenix Marie's Twitter Avatar

I dunno where the hell I've been sleeping to not notice Phoenix Marie any sooner. I started seeing her in a bunch of box covers recently and I've been utterly stunned by how beautiful she is. Not only is she gorgeous, Phoenix has such a beautiful ass! I swear, some of the box covers I see Phoenix on are ones that I make me do a double take. The first time I started talking to Phoenix was on Twitter (where else). I think I was talking about Jay Sin's ANAL BUFFET 2 on Twitter when she sent me a message about the film. After that I started following her on Twitter and my adoration and crush keeps growing every time I see her on Twitter or on a new box cover. She also posts some really good twitpics of herself occasionally on Twitter. :P Phoenix Marie is in ASS WORSHIP 11 too! I'm excited to see that one. Phoenix looks like she's a fun girl to have sex with. What I also love about Phoenix is that she does some AMAZING ANAL scenes. This girl is one of the best when it comes to anal. :P Any girl that can do intense Anal Scenes for directors like Jay Sin and Jules Jordan get major props in my book.

Check out Phoenix Marie's website My Sexy Life!

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Phoenix has deliiiiicious boobs too. :P

Tomorrow on Porn Babble...

Hey peeps,

Tomorrow's Porn Babble is gonna be kick ass! My guests will be adult industry blogger and all around awesome guy Powder, Steve Nelson, editor-in-chief of Adult Industry News, and the beautiful TS performer Mia Isabella!

I'm very fortunate to have these amazing people on my show tomorrow night. Looking forward to having some great conversations with all of them. :P

Please check out my show PORN BABBLE with PORNOBOBBIE on TSR NETWORK every Tuesday from 6-8pm PST and every Friday from 6-8pm PST on Radio Dentata.

Wednesday, November 11, 2009

Wolf Hudson/Jeremy Bilding vlog

Here is a short vlog I did about Wolf Hudson and Jeremy Bilding coming on my PORN BABBLE Show last night!

I'm super tired in this vlog. And this was my 100th take or something like that. I swear it took me forever to do this vlog. I kept fucking up! HAHA! But I managed to get something out before the battery on my camera died on me. Thanks boys for being on the show. :)

Footage/Interviews at the House of Cleopatra Party

Hey guys!

Here is some footage and interviews taken by Kelly Shibari and during the House of Cleopatra Reality Show Launch Party. I had such a good time being a part of the Red Carpet and getting to interview SUNNY LANE and BRITTANY BLAZE! The party was pretty fun too. I hung out with Kelly, Stunning Summer, Brittany Blaze, Rev Mel, some porn stars, State Assembly men and all sorts of other peeps! :P

The highlights of the night was saying whats up to my boy Tommy Gunn, Jon Jon, and interviewing SUNNY LANE! She is so adorable. Thanks Sunny for letting me interview you. :P

Check out Sunny Lane's website here

Sunday, November 8, 2009

April Flores Vlog

Here is a short Vlog about my recent guests April Flores and Carlos Batts!

Thank you both for being on my show! :P

Friday, November 6, 2009

Cocktails with the Stars: Austin Wilde/David Taylor

Last Thursday, A friend of mine and I hit up Micky's Bar for COCKTAILS WITH THE STARS hosted by Scotty Boardman. I was excited about this edition of Cocktails cuz Raging Stallion Men of the year AUSTIN WILDE and DAVID TAYLOR were the porn guest of honor that week. I saw these two hot studs out and about during Folsom Weekend. I also got footage of them accepting thier awards at the Raging Stallion Folsom party. I got some good footage of Scotty interviewing both Austin and David. It was great seeing them again this past week. During Folsom I think I said whats up to David at POP GOES THE ZIPPER but I was too buzzed to even remember the enconter. But for some reason I think I shook his hand or something.

I didn't get a chance to take pictures of David Taylor while I was at the event. He was being bombarded by sooo many peeps. Meeting Austin was pretty cool. I got a chance to take a picture with him. He has a really nice smile. He's also quite funny and charming. :)

Cocktails with the Stars is every Thursday nights from 6-9pm at Micky's Bar in West Hollywood. Check out the November flyer for all the upcoming Cocktails with the stars. The line up is pretty fuckin good. And Austin Wilde is the cover boy!

Sunday, November 1, 2009


I am pleased to announce that the one and only APRIL FLORES will be coming on my show PORN BABBLE WITH PORNOBOBBIE this TUESDAY! April is a sensation! She is truly one of the most coolest, beautiful, and amazing women in the adult industry. I have been wanting to meet April for the longest time. I had the chance once to meet her during EROTICA LA but I was too shy to go up to her and say hello. I remember seeing her at the Evil Empire booth with Belladonna. Beautiful women like April make me shy. My dumb ass shoulda went to go talk to her when I had the chance. It's all good cuz on Tuesday I will have her on my show! I have so many things to talk about with April! I can't wait to ask her about working with Belladonna, her sex toy art show, and her films directed by her husband Carlos Batts!

Please tune in this Tuesdsy from 6-8pm for sexxxy fun time with APRIL FLORES!!!!

It's gonna be the shiiiiiit son, I'm serious!

If you wanna watch the LIVE show please make a profile with TSR NETWORK. It takes less than 5 minutes and its FREE FREE FREE!!!

Here is a trailer for April's film BEHIND THE RED DOOR!

Also, please cxheck out April's website.

See ya on tuesday! WOOT!!!!

Sunday, October 25, 2009

EXXXCITED about my new SHOW!

What's up peeps!

I can't tell you how fuckin THRILLED I am to be having my very own show on!!! Thanks to the lovely people at TSR Network and my beloved friend Kelly Shibari I have been blessed with the opportunity to have my OWN radio show about PORN OPORN PORN! I've always wanted to have a show where I can talk openly about the adult industry. There is all sorts of interesting stories and events that happen in this crazy industry. Sometimes, waaay to much shit happens thats crazy and cool and fucked up and awesome that it has to be talked about. My show, PORN BABBLE WITH PORNOBOBBIE will be a show where any and all topics about the porn industry will be discussed. I've been in the adult industry game for a very, very, VERY, long time. The adult industry is an obsession of mine. I feel so blessed to be able to do commentary and express my opinion about the industry on my show.

I can't wait to start having all sorts of fun guests on my show! I gotta get cracking on getting adult industry peeps to come on the show. Hopefully I will get all sorts of different people from the adult industry on the show. I also want to work on doing all sorts of cool segments where I go out on the streets and ask random people questions about porn. I've been wanting to do that for a while now. I would LOVE to know what people's opinions are about porn. Also, what kind of porn do people watch and shit like that. I'm always curious about that shit. Working at Adult Factory Outlet lets me see who is buying porn and what kind of porn people are buying/watching. I love being able to see what people are buying. For some reason, I feel that whenever someone buys a porn DVD and they leave the store I get this image of the customer rushing home to watch and stroke thier new DVD treasure.

I would also like to talk about my adventures selling porn, making porn, and being surrounded by porn on a day to day basis. I have THOUSANDS of stories from working in several different sex shops. I also can't wait to INTERVIEW PORN STARS! I want to bring all sorts of different performers that I love and admire on the show and talk about what they are up to in and out of the adult industry. Wolf Hudson Told me once that "Porn stars are people too." Which is true, they totally are people. I sometimes forget about that. I want people that listen/watch my show to know other aspects of porn performers outside of thier adult industry life.

I hope that my show will bring a different take on what goes on in the world of the adult industry. I love and adore what I do and the cool people that make the adult industry awesome!

If any xxx performers, directors, producers, etc want to be a guest on my show email me at I would love to have any of you wonderful xxx peeps on the show. Come and talk about your life in the industry and promote your shit on my show!

The cool thing about the shows on TSR Network is that they are LIVE and They are VIDEOTAPED! There is also a LIVE CHAT during the show which is fuckin AWESOME!!!

My first guest will be the beautiful TS performer Danielle Foxxx! Check out Danielle's website So please tune in This Tuesday and Every Tuesday from 6-8pm.


Press Release for my show PORN BABBLE WITH PORNOBOBBIE

Los Angeles, CA, 10/23/2009 – TSRNetwork and Hourglass8 Media add porn industry talk show to lineup

Hourglass8 Media ( is proud to introduce a new show to Talking Sex Radio Network’s lineup of adult internet television programming with the launch of “Porn Babble with Pornobobbie.”

“Porn Babble” is the first television show for adult industry personality Pornobobbie (, who already enjoys a well-established industry following on Twitter in addition to his well-received blog, Pornolandia ( The show plans to bring in-studio and red carpet interviews with adult entertainment professionals, ranging from talent to directors, executives and producers, as well as offer an insight into some segments of the industry that may not be as public – adult store owners and employees, toy manufacturers, and fringe entertainers.

“I've been working in the adult industry since I was 19 years old,” says Pornobobbie. “I used to work graveyard at a 24 hour sex shop in Santa Barbara. I studied and watched all the porn that our customers would watch in the (private) booths everyday. I worked in that shop for over 3 years. I took a break, went to college and got my Masters Degree in Playwrighting. I moved back home and started working in porn again via the adult retail market. I can't tell you how excited I am to have this opportunity and to be able to interview interesting people in the adult industry.”

The launch show will feature transexual adult performer Danielle Foxxx ( as she launches her first post-op membership site, The show will also introduce LA-based diva drag performer Miss Barbie-Que, who will be a recurring guest on the show as an adult film reviewer.

“Porn Babble with Pornobobbie” will begin airing on the TSRNetwork on Tuesday evenings at 6pm-8pm Pacific / 9pm-11pm Eastern starting October 27th. It can be viewed at

Thursday, October 22, 2009

Unzipped Magazine Fetish Party at MJ's Bar.

Last Friday, I hit up a gay fetish party thrown by I had a fuckin WONDERFUL time at this party. I heard about the party from Unzipped Media on Twitter. I follow Unzipped Media on Twitter because the person running it (Zach you RULE) posted a tweet about the party. The thing that caught my attention was "Gay" and "Fetish". It was on after that. I really wanted to go to this party and I almost didnt make it. Thanks to my awesome neice Liz I managed to go!

The party was pretty fuckin cool. The crowd was really awesome when I got there. It was packed, but the whole vibe of the party was really thick and sexy. Perhaps it was the energy from all the hot men that were pretty much EVERYWHERE and some pretty hot Go Go Boys to boot. I spent the first part of my time chillin by the bar and people watching. Well, I was mostly gawking at the Go Go Boys but Go Go Boys (the good ones) are having fun onstage and and are easy on the eyes I'm all up for gawking. :P

My favorite part of the night at the party was standing next to one of the Go Go boxes with my buddy Jeremy Lucido and watching two really attractive guys squirt massive amounts of Gun Oil all over thier chiseled, moderately hairy (yum), bodies. I gotta say, that shit was pretty fuckin hot. I love when guys and girls lube thier bodies up. It's fuckin sexxxy. The smooth, shiny, skin that glimmers when its covered in lube...mmmmmm.....

Right after the guys covered themselves in lube they started to get all freaky on each other. Rubbing up againt each other and dry humping...It was quite a sight. Not only that, I was right fuckin there. I would get huge wafts of man sweat and Gun Oil every time the guys would slither on each other.

The guys were getting so into it that they fuckin FELL OFF THE GO GO BOX! I swear, they were fuckin ALL OVER each other. Pulling down thier shorts and getting all sorts of aggressive on each other. Oh yeah, they didn't stop messing with each other after they fell off the Go Go box. Those handsome devils kept going at it. Man, watching them keep going made me wanna fuckin jump in myself. It looked like they were having so much fun playing with each other. I I'm really glad that they both didn't get seriously hurt. That fall they had coulda been dangerous. But those guys man, they really worked the crowd.

I had the best time at the party. I really hope that Unzipped has another funtion like that. The night was perfect. :)

Sunday, October 4, 2009


What's up peeps!

Here is a a ten minute video clip I took with my Blackburry at The Raging Stallion Party during Folsom Weekend!!! I was right up at the front when I took this video. It was fuckin awesome. Sooooo many fuckin hotties from the Raging Stallion men. I fuckin looooooooove Raging Stallion!!! Ricky Sinz, Damien Crosse, Bruno Bond, Steve fuckin Cruz, Austin Wilde, Scott Mothafuckin Tanner!!! What's not to love about all these men. I had such a good fuckin time at this party. I working on the blog about all the shit that happened prior to this party! WOOT!

I kept yelling "woooooooohhhh" alot. Only cuz I was super excited being there.

Congrats to Austin Wilde and David Taylor for being Raging Stallions MEN OF THE YEAR!!!

Also, Subscribe to my Youtube Channel xpornobobbiex

Tuesday, September 29, 2009


All I can say is "Wow". Folsom Weekend has been one of the BEST weekends I've had in a very long time. I'm chillin in my room nekkid going through all the pics and videos from the weekend. I can't stop smiling as from all the wild, fun, crazy, intense, shit that happened during FOLSOM!!!

Friday morning I woke up with a twitch in my crotch. My crotch gets all twitchy when something good is about to come my way. It was FINALLY Friday. FINALLY the day I was gonna head up to SF for Folsom. I had spent the whole week bouncing off the walls at work and home knowing that I was gonna be spending my weekend up in SF with Kelly Shibari and a bunch of my favorite gay porn buds I've met and talk to on a regular bases on Twitter. I've been talking about going to SF for Folsom for such a long time on Twitter. It was fun talking to everyone about Folsom on Twitter because it helped with fueling my buzz and eventual high I would get when I finally made it to SF.

Kelly and I hit the road like around noon. It was really cool riding up to SF with Kelly. We spent most of the time chit chatting about all the different projects we're working on and catching up on what we've both been up to. We listened to tons of 80's and 90's music from Sirius/XM. We would sing along to a bunch of the songs on the road. It helped with keeping us entertained on the road cuz seriously, the ride to SF on the 5 freeway is brutally boring. It starts to get particularly boring when you pass The Grapevine and head into the wasteland that is Bakersfield. Kelly and I kept each other very entertained talking about all the shit we were gonna do during the weekend. This helped with getting me more and more impatient ans wanting to be in SF BADLY. Kelly and I were both Folsom virgins. I first heard about the Folsom St. Fair from my one of my friends that lives up in the Bay Area. During last years festival he sent me all sorts of filthy/sexxxy pics from the event. When I saw those pics I KNEW I had to get a piece of that action. I mean COME ON PEOPLE: All those fuckin hot guys parading around int he streets wearing nothing but leather, jock straps, chains, UGH!

Before we got to SF Kelly and I made a pit stop in San Jose to meet up with Kelly's friend Mollena and Jane McMurry at The Domain Hotel. The Domain Hotel was having a Folsom Fringe and Mollena was working/presenting at the Fringe. We mety up and chit chatted with Mollena for quite a while in her room before we met up with Jane. Kelly, Jane, and I decide to have a drink at the hotel to unwind and catch up. Mollena couldn't get a drink cuz she was busy with Fringe stuff. The bar at the hotel was kinda small and closed so we ended up walking across the street from the hotel to this Bikini Bar that Kelly and I noticed when we were looking for the hotel. As we walked over there we were hesitant whether we were gonna go in or not. We finally decide to go in and have a drink. The Bikini Bar was OK. The thing that sucked was that there was NO NUDITY! Some of the girls were cute, with nice thick bodies and big asses but most of the chicks were skinny white girl waifs with no boobies whatsoever. All the ethnic girls had it going on though. There was this one Asian chick that was pretty much the star of the Bikini Bar. She was real pretty with long black hair, a thick, hourglass figure, boobs, and ass for days. As Jane, Kelly, and I were talking I would get quiet cuz I was distracted by the hot Asian girl dancing. She was moving soooo good to Janet Jackson's "Anytime, Anyplace". Kelly kept commenting on how I wasn't paying attention but once she saw what I was looking at she understood. :P

After we said by to Jane we FINALLY headed to the city. I love driving into San Francisco at night. The lights illuminating the beautiful city is so overwhelmingly beautiful. Everytime I go to SF my body feels electric. The energy from the city drives my mind and thoughts in into overload. As we drove into the city i kept sqealing and bouncing around in my seat. I probably looked like a school girl waiting to meet the Jonas Bro's or something thats how fuckin excited I was. Kelly dropped me off @ the Motel 6 I stay at everytime I go to SF. It's in the Tenderloin off Geary St. This hotel is my FAVORITE! THey have really big rooms, cool shops and cafe's in the area, awesome bars, and it's in the fuckin TENDERLOIN! I fuckin love the Tenderloin.

I walked into the Hotel and began the check-in process. The clerk was a super sweet girl that I remember from the last time I went to SF for GAYVN. As we were doing our registration she informed me that I only had a reservation for one night! I told her that I reserved the room for 3 days but the person that handled my reservation did it wrong. THEN, she tells me that they were all booked for the whole weekend! I paniced a little, but then started to flirt with her to see if she could help me out. The girl couldn't stop smiling and blushing when I was flirting with her. I flirted hardcore too. I fuckin NEEDED a room for all three days. I was having people staying with me from LA and SF so I was gonna be screwed if I didnt get my room. Well, I end up getting my room. Not only did I get my room, I got one with two beds and a smoking one for all 3 days. I gave the clerk the biggest smile and "Thank You" for helping me out. It was funny cus she was all " looks like someone JUST cancelled on a room..." She gave me a cute smile. I knew she worked her magic. Once she gave me the key to my room I hustled my way into my room.

After I got all my shit put on my bed a ran back out into the streets to find a liquour store. It was around 9pm around this time and I wanted to get to the Tripple Crown Bar for POP GOES THE ZIPPER! I didn't wanna be "Tardy for the Party", which is a running joke on twitter amongst the porn boys and Chi Chi LaRue Luckily, close to the Motel 6 there was a shitload of Liqour store. I ran into one and grabbed a small bottle of Jack Daniels and some Coke. The clerk at the Liquor store commented on my Belladonna Dog Tags. Here is a snippet of our conversation:

CLERK: Hey man, why do you have my girlfriend around your neck?

ME: What girlfriend? (Pause. CLERK looks points at my Dog Tags) Ooooh...her...haha...that's MY girlfriend. Her name is Belladonna.

CLERK: Oh shit no way...I know who she is. She's fuckin crazy nasty.

ME: She's my favorite.

CLERK: Is she really your girlfriend?

ME: Nah, she's just awesome. I work in porn and she gave me these dog tags @ a convention in LA.

CLERK: Crazy shit man. (Pause.) So you ever need any actors for your movies? I know this guy that walks around this area naked sometimes with a big ass torro dick.

ME: Damn, that big?

CLERK: Fuck yeah bro. This foo's dick, I swear to you not, fuckin can touch the ground. You might see him walking around later on tonight.

(Grab my shit. Start walking away.)

ME: Haha...I'll look for him. Thanks man!


I ran back to my room. I hoped in the shower, then got dressed for POP GOES THE ZIPPER! I called the front desk clerk to get my a cab but she mentioned just going on the streets to get one. I put on my Easy Access Pants (no undies), my Lou Reed/Jewel shirt did a HUGE shot of Jack Daniels and took off!

Of course, on my rush to get to POP GOES THE ZIPPER I fuckin forgot my DIGITAL CAMERA! UGH! I was sooo pissed. It didn't take me that long to hail a cab and head to the party. Once I got there, man was is SPECTACULAR! There was people flooding the street hanging out, socializing, smoking, and all kinds of other shit. Lover Rob Romoni was doing interviews outside with a bunch of porn boys.

Rob Romoni interviewing Steve Cruz

When I got into the club it was a madhouse. Soooo many hot fuckin porn guys were out and about wearing hardly ANYTHING. The Bar was fuckin jam packed. I walked over towards the dancefloor and saw my buddies Josh Griffin and Rocco Giovanni while they were dancing on stage. I went up to say hello to them and give them a big hug. They kept apologizing for being all sweaty and I was like..."uh...I kinda like that." LOL. I swear, there were sooo many hot porn guys and non porn guys at POP GOES THE ZIPPER it was unbelievable. I also got to hang out with Steve Cruz and Bruno Bond for a moment while we were at the bar. I approached them and talked to them and was trying to be as calm as I could. I feel like I have great porn etiquette. I don't wanna be all over these men trying to grab thier crotches and do all sorts of naughty things to them. I mean, I would love to, but I'd much rather be more professional and calm when it comes to talking to them. I respect the men and women in the adult industry very much so. I would like for them to know that by acting somewhat decent with them when they're out at event. God I had a great time talking to those two. I also got to meet my gay porn oracle Sister Edith!!! We've been talking on Twitter forever and it was soooo cool to finally meet her in the flesh. We gabbed with Sister Roma for a bit then I went off to get a drink. One drink led to 4 more and then my shirt came off. And then I was dancing like crazy. it felt sooooo good dancing to the music Chi Chi was playing. I even got to chill in the DJ booth for like a minute. HAHA! It was too funny. Since I was all fuckin buzzed I started to take more pube shots to post on Twitter. While I was doing that Sister Edith came by and sat next to me. We started talking about how much fun we were having and I was toooootttttaaallllllyyyyy confessing my love for Dominic Sol. I said some pretty sexxxy/filthy things I wanna do to that man. But it was sooo much fun talking with Sister Edith. I knew when I eventually met her in person she was gonna be fabulous. That drunken conversation we had was so special. I will NEVER FORGET IT!!!

After saying by to Sister Edith it was time to go home. As I got up to get out of the club I saw Chi Chi LaRue talking with some guys on the other side of the bar. She was in the middle and both of those guys were chatting up a storm. I walked up to Chi Chi, gave her a kiss on the cheek, kissed her hand, and told her what I wonderful time I had. She was totally blushing and was kinda speechless. It was cute. I dunno, everytime I see Chi Chi I get all sexxxy and sultry. She just brings it out of me. I was totally giving her the eyes and channeling my good vibes to her. It was awesome!

Stay tuned for my blog post of Day 2 @ FOLSOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shi8t I forgot to mention!!!! I ran into Scott Tanner! YAY! and I met his BF Paul too. They were soooo cool and cute that night.


POP GOES THE ZIPPER and Day One of FOLSOM weekend was a fuckin SUCCESS!!!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

10,000 Tweets Bitches! UGH!!!!!

By now all of you must know how big of a Twitter skank I am. Well, recently, I hit a Twitter milestone: 10,000 muthafuckin tweets bitches!!! Yes, I'll say it before and I'll say it again, Twitter has totally changed my life for the better. With Twitter, I've been able to keep in touch and talk to several different xxx people that I love and admire. It's been a social networking gem for my life and it continues to be a huge part of my life. I love Twitter because it feeds my voyeur/exhibitionist nature and to be honest, it's pretty fuckin cool. Being able to talk to adult stars, companies, and fans day in and day out is fuckin sweet.

I decided to take a special pic for my 10,000 tweet. I was inspired to take the pic on this blog by my buddy and fellow porn personality Jeremy Feist
A while back Jeremy had a Twitter Avatar with him nekkid with a piece of paper covering his delicious penis. From what I remember, I think the piece of paper said something like "Go Fuck Yourself" of "Fuck Off" or something like that. Whatever it said, I thought it was totally fuckin rad that he posted a picture up like that. So, while I was watching The Heartbreak Kid (Ben Stiller version) with my neice @lizthebizzz I grabbed a pieces of paper and started working on my sign. I fucked up about twice before I came up with the sign covering my cock and balls. I STILL ended up fucking up my sign HAHA! Oh well, I think the sign is pretty cool and people can read it.

I really do love Twitter and all the fuckin opportunities it has given me. I love being able to instantlt post silly comments and pictures for all the Twitterverse to see. I posting pics of toys, DVD covers, posters, and all sorts of random shit I encounter on a day to day basis. It sure helps pass the time when I'm bored and I get to talk to all sorts of interesting people from all over the world! Twitter has made me a "Porn Socialite". I feel privileged and blessed that I get to "follow" and talk to the people in the adult industry that I admire so much. I love being abe to promote all of thier pornographic material and adventures. I feel that Twitter has given me the social networking hard on I've wanted FOREVER!

THANK YOU TWITTER and all my TWITTER friends porn and non porn related. Shit's only gonna get better and better for me thanks to all of you and Twitter!!!!


Monday, September 21, 2009

Garage @ Here Lounge 09/16/09

I hardly ever go to West Hollywood. Ever. I used to go more often when I was younger but most of the time I stay clear of West Hollywood. On the nights that I do venture out to Fagville, They end up being really fuckin amazing nights! My night at Here Lounge recently was one of those amazing nights!

I've only been to Garage at HERE Lounge twice in my life. The first time I went was with Lynn LeMay and a bunch of other people back in March of this year. I don't really know whether Garage was going on around that time. All I know is that my ass got SHIT FACED that night. I was a camera whore taking pictures of all the strippers and being a drunk douche. What I do remember most from that night was me losing my fuckin ipod because of my drunken debauchery. After all that mess, I didn't wanna set foot into Here for Anything. All that changed though thanks to Twitter.

Lemme just say, Last wednesday was fuckin FANTASTIC! I got to hang out with some of my favorite people in the gay adult industry. There were hot porn strippers, Lots of good booze, DJ CHI CHI FUCKIN LA RUE, JASON SEACHREST, ROB ROMONI (love you lover!) and so many more.

I was gonna write a longer blog about this night but I'm too fuckin tired.

The pics that my friend Gabe Ayala aka Rolling Blackout should be enough to tell ya how awesome the night was!!!!

Can't wait to go back again for more fun with the boyz!!! :P

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Tori Black Launches Website. FUCK. YES.

Fuck yes indeed my friends! One of my FAVORITE women in porn, the beautiful, always classy, and ever so talented Tori Black recently launched her I found out about Tori launching her site via her Twitter page. When I found out about it I was absolutely thrilled. I remember talking to Tori about her site while she was taking pictures and signing autographs at this years Erotica LA.

I'm super excited about Tori's new site. I think that Tori is one of the best women in porn out there. I first started to take notice of Tori when I saw her on the cover of Harmony Films FUCK CLUB. She looked absolutely stunning on that box cover. I think I already wrote about this but fuck it here it goes again. Everytime I would pass by that box cover I couldn't help but stop and look at it for a very long time. Tori is beautiful. She has an amazing personality on and off camera and man does she ignite the screen when she fucks. I swear, this girl has such a great sexual appetite. Oh god, and her smile...Tori Black has a smile that instantly lights up a room and can't be ignored.

I can honestly say that Tori Black is one of the coolest girls in porn I've met in a really long time. I have yet to see a Tori Black scene I didn't like. So far, all the ones that I have seen have been amazing. I love being able to talk to customers at Adult Factory Outlet about her films and about her in general. Whenever customers ask me about who They should look for as far as rising stars in porn and I always mention Tori. All the people at work know how much I love Tori Black.

I see great things coming from Tori Black. I get excited everytime I see her coming out in new films. I wish her all the luck with her website and I will keep you all informed on any new Tori Black news. I also hope to one day work with Tori in any future projects. Tori is like a muse to me. When I sit around at home and think up different films and scenarios with my favorite women in porn Tori is one that comes up quite often.

Tori, You fuckin RULE!!!!


Easy Access Pants.

I've been wearing my easy access pants quite often this past week. I go through phases when it comes to wearing the clothing I wear. Well, actually, I don't go through phases. I pretty much have the same style and wardrobe I've had since I was in high school. I don't dress to impress. I only dress to impress if need be and even when I do that I don't try and make an effort to wear "decent" clothing for something. I'm a t-shirt and jeans guy. Random t-shirts are my favorite. I fuckin loooooove wearing random ass t-shirts with school mascots I don't even know or anything that says shit like "I got drunk at the Waterloo Junction and all got was this fucked up t-shirt" kinda shirts. I wear Dickies shorts RELIGIOUSLY and love wearing baseball caps and douchey trucker hats. (Yes I'll admit it, I like those damn hats god damn it!) That's my sense of style. I swear half the fuckin clothes I have in my closet is still from my high school days. I used to work at the Value Center which is a thrift store in Sylmar. I used to get all sorts of awesome shit when I worked there. I need to go shopping and find myself at least two or three decent outfits. That way I have some stuff I can wear when I need to go to a fancy dinner or shit like that. Not that I go to fancy dinners all the time (I wish) but hey, it never hurts to have good clothes and be prepared.

OK, back to my easy access pants. I digress a bunch I

My easy access pants didn't start out the way that they look today. I bought these my pants in a thrift store up in Solvang California. Solvang is a small Danish town up about an hour or so from Santa Barbara. I went up there with a bunch of friends from college on a day trip. I had heard about Solvang from several different people. I was also curious as to see if it was true whether the town actually had windmills and looked like a small Danish village.v Turns out, It really does have windmills AND it had all sorts of neat little bakeries and shops. We hit up one of the thrift stores in town and I ended up finding my pants there. When I first bought them they were immaculate. They had no rips and tears or anything. What was cool about the pants was that they actually fit me pretty fuckin good. I hardly ever find pants that fit me. I'm a small fuckin guy, finding pants that fit me is a mission. But these pants man, they were fuckin perfect. I bought them for like 3 bucks too which totally made my day.

Now that I had these awesome pants I wore them ALL THE TIME. Like, everywhere. I felt awesome with my new pants. They were nice and new and felt great on my body. Shit, they even gave me confidence when I walked on the street. I just felt sooo fuckin good in these pants. Well, over time, The pants started to wear out. At first it started with one little thread that came undone on the pants. Once that shit happened I started to pick at it like a heroin addict picks at their scabs. One day while getting stoned in college I accidentally dropped the lit bowl on my pants which burned a hole through the pants. That gave me another thing to pick at when I was bored in class or sitting on the couch watching TV. Pretty soon, the huge holes started to form and over time they became the easy access pants that they are today.

I love wearing these jeans. I especially love wearing them with no undies on. I like to wear them because they make me feel super comfortable. It feels good having pants that give your balls and cock a nice breeze. Especially in this ridiculous heat. I feel sexxxy in my easy access pants. I feel like I'm putting myself in a vulnerable situation when I wear the jeans. I dunno, to me, feeling vulnerable or vulnerability is incredibly attractive. I feel unstoppable when I wear these pants with no undies. It's also a really good challenge for me when I go out in public with them on. I get turned on all the fuckin time. Wearing these jeans help me control my horniness. It's a huge challenge for me. I like the challenge. There are some times when I'm in the supermarket or store and I see someone hot and I'm like "Oh shit, I feel a boner coming along..." When that shit happens, I start to mentally prepare myself to control my loins. Sometimes, I do an awesome job and manage not to get a raging boner. Other times, I have to stop from walking and stand in one spot to make sure I don't move around and cause my cock to get harder than it already is.

I love wearing my easy access pants because they make scratching my nuts and adjusting my cock simple. Like, I just have to dig my hand down the hole, scratch away, and move on with my life. The pants make me feel slutty and incredibly confident. I like wearing them when I go to a sleazy bar because they attract so much attention. Especially when I'm at the gay bars. I love the way guys look down at my pants and try to reach inside for my cock. It happens to me all the time when I wear the pants. I don't mind the attention, shit, I fuckin invite it. I have some huge holes by my butt cheeks. Every time I walk you can see bits and pieces of my ass. Oh man, and when I have some drinks in me it's over. The thought of someone sticking their hands up my inner thigh where the huge holes in my pants are gets me going. One drunken night at the Faultline I let a guy give me a hand job in at the bar. I didn't cum or anything, the guy was able to reach my cock with ease and stroke it real good. It was awesome cuz there was a porn playing at the bar while the guy was stroking me. No one had a clue what we were doing. That shit was a fuckin turn on for me. To be able to pull shit off with no problems was fuckin hot. A guy at the bar started noticing what was going on. I just gave him a smirk and let the guy continue to work on my cock.

My pants were the talk of the town this Labor Day Weekend. My mom kept commenting on how cool they were and one of my aunts told me that If I walked out in public in my pants I would get raped. Well, I've already been out in public with them on and so far no rape has happened. HAHA! It was funny having my family and friends comment on the jeans. Sooner or later these pants are gonna be unwearable. I think I will shed a tear when that day happens. Till then, I will keep strutting my shit down the street with my nuts out. Letting the cool breeze caress my sack to satisfaction!


Tuesday, September 1, 2009

LeMayzing Blowout Sizzale! :P

Yup, LeMayzing is having a blowout sale. Selling 3 packs of skin flicks for $25.99. Pretty good for 3 titles I think. You can choose from 7 of the new titles:


Some of the awesome people I've worked with in these films include Kelly Shibari, Sierra Skye, Scott Lyons, Gabby Quinteros, Becca Blossoms, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight etc. I've had such a great shooting with these people.

Some of these films have some of my first work behind the camera. It's crazy for me to think that I've done camera work! I learn something new every day I get behind the camera. I get nervous sometimes, My stomach starts to make a funny noise and I pray to god I the microphone can't hear the noise coming from my body. But as We shoot, and I assist Eddie Garcia on his mainstream headshot shoots, I appreciate all the time I spend in being in creative spaces. I can't wait to look back at these films a year from now and see how much I've grown of how I need to shake things up. I've been thinking about investing in my own little HD camera. That way i can film all kinds of stuff on my own and play around with. I'm heading up to FOLSOM in San Francisco at the end of the month so I HAVE to have my own camera to get footsge of all the crazy shit I'm bound to see. I also want to have my own camera so I can start doing interviews and more vlogs of my adventures. I like using my cell phone for uploading twitvids, but If I can have my own camera I can video tape all kinds of shit. I've been wanting to do little interviews with people on the street and ask them questions about porn and shit like that. Kinda documentary style. I did that a little bit when I was at LA Erotica this year. I have an short interview with Tori Black and some awesome booty footage of Alexis Texas and Tori Black at the LA DIRECT MODELING booth.

Once I get my hands on my own camera it's over. :)

If anyone is interested in getting some cool NEW LeMayzing titles hit me up. I'll give ya all the info ya need! :P

Monday, August 31, 2009

Barbieque's BBQ Rooftop Downtown LA.

On Sunday I got an unexpected text from my friend Erik. Turns out, my really good friend/diva/fierce bitch/amazing Miss BarbieQue was having a rooftop birthday bash on the top of his roof in downtown LA. It was a real calm and mellow day At Adult Factory Outlet. I don't think much people were out traveling this weekend due to the crazy ass fires that are going on right now In California. I swear, every year these damn fires get worse and worse out here in California. It's unbelievable. Last year during the Sylmar fire I had to evacuate my home TWICE because of the fires. It was madness and chaos. Something that I hopefully will never ever have to go through again! My heart goes out to all the people out there dealing with the chaos. Hopefully we will get a break and calm the raging fires. All that damn smoke is thickening the air around Sylmar. Here are some pics that I took on my way to work.

Crazy shit huh? It looks so incredibly eerie and scary. Like if a volcano has erupted or the Apocolypse. These fuckin fires are serious. And We haven't really caught a break from them. About a couple of hours ago when Sierra Skye and I were coming back from Simi Valley (Labryngth of Doom) we could see a new fire off in the distance that was closer to us than the ones in La Canada.

Back to Sunday. Miss Josephine and I decide to go to Barbieque's party. I like giving X rated gifts. It's convenient for me to give someone an X-rated gift because I have access to tons of cool stuff and Not that many people get X-Rated gifts for thier birthday. Also, I'm fuckin lazy when it comes to shopping so being able to pick something out from where I work was fine with me. Plus, Barbieque and I are always talking porn. Especially Gay porn. We've had lengthy discussions of several movies, actors etc. Barbieque cracks me up when she talks about porn. She has the funniest commentary when it comes to porn. While Miss Josephine was getting all dolled up I decided to stroll through the gay porn section to see what movie would be perfect for Barbieque. I didn't wanna get Barbieque anything lame. I wanted to make sure the porn had some hot guys in it and it had as many little twinks as possible. I found a really good one. A movie called HUNG HOUSE HUSBANDS. I forgot to take a damn picture of the cover. Well, it's basically two really hot, hairy looking dudes with jockstaps on. They're both hugging each other and looking straight at the camera as if to entice us with thier marital stares of lust. I liked that on one of the guy's straps it said "ALL BAREBACK" in bold letters. It made me laugh cuz I wasn't really paying attention to it but it slowly caught my eye and made me laugh. I found the perfect one!

Miss Josephine and I headed to the party. On our way we picked up our designer buddy Jeff. It was real trippy when we parked the car by the apartment. There was all these crackheads all over the fuckin street. One of them was standing below one of the buildings waiting for one of the guys from the building to drop a huge bag full of small viles of crack. They did this shit right in front of us too. I guess its a common thing around there cuz that foo didn't give a fuck if we were around or not. We walk towards the building and I'm telling ya it was like a scene straight out of 12 MONKEYS. There was rats running around in broad daylight, the streets were fucking empty, and the smoke from the fire was visible from all angles of the street. We rush it down the smelly steets till we get to the front door.

Once we got to the rooftop things were fuckin dope. The view up there was INCREDIBLE. I you get a 360 degree view of all of Downtown LA. We got there around 7ish right when the sun is slowly staring to set. You could see all the fires and smoke from on top of the roof.

Here is a pic of some of the first people to arrive at the party.

I had a great fuckin time at the party. The people and the energy was so intoxicating. I had the city of Los Angeles as my backdrop. I could see everything from there. During the party I walked away from the people and went over close to the edge of the building. I lost myself staring at the mecca that is Los Angeles. On one side of me the hills are burning uncontrollably, in front of me I had the magnificent LA skyline, and behind me, all these cool fucking people coming out to have a great fuckin time. The whole experience was really overwhelming. I kept looking out at Los Angeles and I kept thinking in my head "I want to own this city".

I kept repeating that over and over and over again as I looked up at the city that has influenced the very core of my existance. I looked up at Los Angeles and for the first time In my life I felt like the city was mine for the taking. I felt such a rush of emotion and energy that burned inside of me, fueling my hunger and desire that I've been brewing in my stomach for the past week. As I was staring at Los Angeles, pouring out my heart to the city of Angels the DJ played Soul II Soul's "Keep on Moving"

I swear to god, when that shit was booming from the speakers my body was trembling with adrenaline. My heart shot up to my brain and I got the tingly feeling I get when I know that I'm engraving a memory that will last forever. I started dancing. I turned around and watched people grooving to the awesome beats. Barbieque was getting down when this song came out. I started dance/walking, or dance/strolling to my the Bar with a grin on my face and a clear head. The whole night was magical. Everyone was being cool and enjoying the amazing night. I met a bunch of cool people that night. I was wearing my easy access pants that night with my Brooks and Dunn shirt. I got so many compliments on that damn shirt. I think the shirt is pretty pimp. I bought it at The Value Center in Sylmar for like 2 bucks. I even bought that shit right before Brooks and Dunn split.

Last night by far was one of the best night's I've had in a loooong time. it was just filled with good energy, good people, and lots of possibilities. Hell, I even let some guy in a wheelchair fondle me through my easy access pants. It was such fun! :P

Barbieque and I started laughing cuz when I gave her my present I told her that she should write a review of it so I could put it on my website. Then we were all "Barbieque's Reviews" and we both laughed our asses off. I think it's kinda catchy dont you think???? I'm gonna ask Barbieque to write something for my blog on the film I bought her.

What a fantastic night! I hope to have another crazy cool night like that again soon. :P