Monday, July 27, 2009

Peep Show/XXX Arcade Booth/Gloryhole Etiquette.

While on Vacation in NYC recently I stopped by the local gay xxx shops in the East Village. I don't remember what the name of the places I went to were called but it really doesn't matter. The point is, I made it an effort to check out some of the xxx adult stores out in the east coast. I like visiting other xxx shops. I like to see what sorts of toys and novelties are put in different stores. I like to see how other stores arrange thier DVD's and what DVD's they put out on in the store. I mostly like to check out thier DVD sections. Going to gay xxx stores is very refreshing for me. I'm mostly surrounded by str8 porn so being able to be around bulges, pecs, and guys getting fisted is something different for me.

What was also cool about hitting up these gay xxx stores was the fact that I could actually be a customer instead of the clerk. Being a customer at an adult store is so fun. Don't get me wrong, I have a ball when I'm playing the role of the clerk but to be the customer, it's soooo much fun. I will admit, I do try and ask the clerks some questions about lube or a certain movie just to keep them on their tows. But this gay xxx places were incredibly interesting for me because of all the gay porn that is out there in the world. There is sooooo much. It kinda tripped me out. I mean, I know that there is a shitload of gay porn out there but to actually be surrounded by it was kinda overwhelming. I guess I'm soooooooo used to being around all sorts of str8 porn that I sometimes forget that gay porn even exists. So when I was browsing through the DVDs it kinda took my breath away. There were soooo many stiff cocks, hairy chests, chiseled bodies, nice firm bubble butts, and fisting galore!!! I had never seen soooo many gay fisting videos in one store. I swear, there was movies like "Berke's 20 Fist afternoon" and "PISS PISS PISS!" and "Breed my faggot hole" and all sorts of insane and hilarious titles. There were so many companies out there making all sorts of crazy cool gay porn.

After getting my fix on the DVDs I went and checked on the arcade booths. I'm no stranger to the arcade booths. I used to work at some of the adult stores in Santa Barbara when I getting my bachelors degree. The stores I worked at had arcade booths. Going to arcade booths is like second nature to me. I know exactly what to expect. What was cool about these arcades was that they were mostly filled with gay porn! There was like 30 gay porns and like 2 str8 porns at the arcade. I was impressed that some of the str8 porn they chose wasn't whack. They had some good Evil Angel and Anabolic stuff.

I thought it was pretty cool that the arcade had a guy giving out change to the people that needed it right at the entrance. It kinda felt like I was getting gambling money or something. The guy has all sorts of change folded up neatly in his pocket. While I was walking through the booths I saw the usual arcade booth clientele. There was the old geysers sniffing things around and maybe two young guys walking around the booths. As soon as I walked in and got my change, I could feel the old guys trying to hover around me. I felt like a wounded deer getting ready to be eaten alive. I made my way to a booth in the far corner. I walked inside, took a seat, and watched the video screen. Well, before I took my seat I made sure there wasn't any spooge in the seats. I sat down, put some singles in the machine and started flipping through some of the channels. I leaned back, wiped out my cock, and started stroking. I really needed to give my penis some loving. I mean, I'm in a fuckin booth with porn how am I not gonna whip my shit out and stroke? Plus, I didn't feel like stroking @ my buddies place. I was sleeping in the living room and I didn't wanna get caught or get caught cleaning myself off After jizzing on myself OR get any jizz all over the furniture. Fuck that shit. As I'm sitting there I noticed that the walls had about a a three inch opening. It wasn't a gloryhole, but I knew what it's purpose was.

As soon as I started to stroke someone came into the booth next to me. I sat there watching my porn, minding my own business, when I notices that the anonymous guy next to me started to rub his hand through the three inch gap. Just to be clear and put shit out in the air, when I go to arcade booths I never, ever, EVER get a blow job. EVER. I never stick my cock in no gloryhole or gap in the wall to get my dick pleasured by an anonymous mouth. I just don't. I know it defeats the whole purpose og being at a gloryhole but I just don't like to do it. I'm more of a conservative slut. When I go to arcade booths I'll stroke and let the people watch me stroke from the peepholes, but no one is gonna wrap their lips on my cock. I'm such a tease. I think it's hot and exciting when people get their cocks sucked in these places...shit, more power to them. But when it comes to me, No dice. I'm too paranoid sticking my cock in a hole without seeing who's on the other end of it. This totally kills it for the horny men wanting to suck on cock. I'm more of a tease. I'll let ya watch me stroke and let ya stroke me, but that's about it. I mean, who knows what the other person is gonna to my dick. I've seen plenty of gloryhole videos on xtube where guys are getting their cocks serviced and shit, but still...It kinda freaks me out. Also, most of the guys that were at the arcade were ugly trolls. I DO NOT want my cock sucked on by an ugly troll.

I'm such a tease at gloryholes. This one guy kept BEGGING me to suck my dick but I was like HELL NO! I let him watch me and moan and groan and shit, but what kinda got me pissed was that the guy wasn't even trying to stroke or anything. I guess he was pissed that I didn't share. I totally get it. But hey, I let him feel up on my cock and my body. So he was getting something out of it. Once he figured that I wasn't gonna give in and let him suck me off he left. I sat and kept stroking and watching the porn. I saw some pretty good fisting videos and some German shit.

So here is where my arcade booth etiquette comes in. I wasn't totally prepared when I decided to go in to the arcade booth. I had no tissue whatsover. So I was left with a dilema: Where the fuck am I gonna shoot my load? I didn't wanna shoot it all over myself. That woulda been a stupid idea. I woulda had a shitload of cum all over my stomach with nothing to clean myself with. I coulda shot my wad at the guy in the booth next to me but that would risk getting my cock close to his mouth. My only other option was to shoot my spunk on the ground. This is where I felt bad. I felt bad for the guy that has to clean up all the jizz and other crap you find on the floor of the booths. It came to the point where I wasn't gonna cum at all the guilt was eating me so bad. But then I started getting flashbacks of when I had to clean up all the wads of goo from the booths at the porn shops in Santa Barbara. I started to think of all the times I would get nauseated by the stench of piss and cum and poppers when I had to clean up those fuckin booths. After that, I didn't really feel guilty at all. I mean, this guy is getting paid to clean up all the mess. After that thought I didn't feel guilty at all. I watched some good raunchy German leather porn, stroked my cock, and shot huge wads all over the ground, cleaned myself off as best I could and got the hell outta there.

Guys at Gloryholes get pissed off with me. But I don't give a fuck. The most they're gonna get from me is watching me pleasuring myself or a handjob at most. It kinda gets me going to know that I'm teasing someone with my cock. It feels very empowering. I don't give a fuck if these guys get mad for me not sharing. There is always other guys out there happy with just watching me stroke. I really don't feel bad if they get pissed off at me if I don't give up my cock. There are plenty of other people in those arcade booths that are more than willing to give up thier cocks for your mouth. Not me. I get tempted, I get really fuckin tempted sometimes. Especially when the booths are filled with some hot guys. Man, my will power gets weaker and weaker when I see hot guys walking around trying to get some action. But I always end up being a semi tame slut and not get into too much naughtiness.

OK, I'm fuckin pissed. I had written a huge chunk about a "Peep Show" I went to but thanks to Blogger and thier technical difficulties, the whole fuckin story got erased!!!! UGH!!!!!

So, I'm gonna write about my Peep Show experience in a future blog. I'm too fuckin tired and pissed to be able to write the story again. FUCK, I really liked some of the shit I was writing! Oh well, I'll get to writing it. The shit that happened at the Peep Show was fuckin hilarious!

I'll keep ya posted!


Thursday, July 23, 2009

Scott Tanner invades LA. :)

Last Thursday I hit up Micky's for Cocktails with the Stars with a fellow co worker. I hardly ever venture to West Hollywood. But this was a special occasion because Scott Tanner one of my FAVORITE men in gay porn was gonna be there chillin with other gay porn folk and gay porn patrons. One of the reasons I don't venture much to West Hollywood is the fact that my dumb ass doesn't have a car. If I had a car, I would be UNSTOPPABLE. But alas, having no car is a huge weakness for me. But hey, I still manage to get around and shit, so its all good.

I met Scott Tanner when I went up to San Francisco for GAYVN weekend. I wrote about GAYVN weekend in a previous blog. Check it out. I started keeping in contact with Scott once I found him on Facebook. I've sent him comments here and there and kept asking Scott when he was gonna make it down to LA. Once he said he was gonna be at Micky's it was on. I HAD to be there. I was kinda concerned that I wasn't gonna be able to make it due to work but the gods were on my side and gave me enough time to get off work and head over to hang out with Scott. Now, since I don't have a car, I was plotting the whole week on how I was gonna get my ass to WEHO. I finally got my co worker/fellow porn fan Ubaldo to go with me to the event. I put on the charm and walked to his office. All I had to say to him was "hey Scott Tanner is gonna be at Micky's..." once I said that his jaw dropped. We started talking about some of Scott's films and that got us excited to go and see him!

Prior to hitting up Micky's, a bunch of gay xxx people on Twitter were building up Scott's arrival. I swear, Rob Romoni, Woody Woodbeck, Wolf Hudson, Chi Chi Larue and others were talking it up big time. It made the anticipation for the event much more exciting! It also made for great Twitter conversations. Cuz everyone knows how much of a twitter slut I am. :) I was also hyping up the event with my co worker Christina. Xtina is one of my porn party buddies. I love going to porn events with her cuz she's super fun and incredibly hot. We have the best time at porn events. Xtina was bummed that she couldn't make it to come see Scott because of work. :(

Ubaldo and I got there a lil after six. We walked to the bar to see grab a drink. We kept commenting on how HOT the bartender was. I think his name is JR or something. Ubaldo has a pic of me and him from that night. Once he sends it to me I'll post it up on here. I saw Scott talking to some people as we were standing by the bar. Ubaldo kept telling me to go talk to him but I didn't wanna bug Scott. I wanted to wait for the perfect time to say what's up to him. We walked closer to the area where they were interviewing some of the xxx performers. While I was standing there I saw Scott walking towards me. He gave me a great big hug and a kiss. I was ecstatic. It was great seeing him in the flesh again. He looked fantastic. Nice and tan and scruffy and sexxxy! We chatted for a while before he went up and got interviewed.

A bunch of people that I talk to on twitter were there. I dunno why I'm such a douche and not have the balls to say hi to people I talk to on Twitter when I see them in real life. I saw Rob Romoni and Jim Liu and Wolf Hudson and I couldn't go talk to them! Finally, I got over that shit and decided to break the ice and say what's up to Rob Romoni. All that nervous energy for NOTHING. Rob was totally fuckin cool when I went up to talk to him. I started twittering with Rob heavily when I was in NYC on vacation. We talked a ton when I was at a Mets/Dodgers game. It was funny cuz I was fuckin buzzzzzzed and Rob was making me laugh super hard with his hilarious tweets. I had seen Wolf Hudson from afar and wanted to go talk to him but didn't have the courage (like an idiot). I had mentioned to Rob that I talk to Wolf all the time and Twitter and he introduced us!!! Wolf was super nice and gave me a hug.

God, I need to get over my shyness when it comes to meeting people in the xxx industry. Like, there is no reason why I can't just go up to them and be all "hey my name is robert" or "I'm pornobobbie on twitter.." I'm getting better at it though. I think it helps when I have a few drinks in me. But man, I'm sooo changing my ways now. I also met Jeremy Bilding at the event. We had a really great discussion on porn and xxx stars that do both gay and straight porn.

The whole night was a blast. My fuckin dumb as got shit faced drunk. I got too fucked up. It was fun, but I wish I wouldn't toned it down a lil bit. Now I remember why Micky's is one of my favorite bars in Weho. The bartenders are fine as hell, the drinks are stiff (among other things), and the strippers are slutty. Man, I was sucking down my Jack and Cokes like water. I try my best to be good @ porn functions but I get a lil carried away. It's hit or miss with me. One some porn events, I'm chill, cool, and totally professional. But sometimes, the drinks just take over me and I become a babbling fool!

This event was a total change from my other porn events. Since I'm mostly shooting str8 porn (for now), I tend to go to more str8 porn functions. I'm trying to keep a balance of my porn intake HAHA!!!

I had such a great time. Thanks to Scott Tanner for being such a sweetheart and bringing some fun to the LA peeps! I hope he comes back soon.

And thank you Scott for making my co worker xtina happy! She absolutely adores you now! :)

Monday, July 20, 2009

AVN TS Performer of the Year Wendy Williams Rules!!!

I'm a Twitter slut. there, I admit it. I spend most of my waking hours tap-tap-tapping away on my Blackberry. Viciously checking my twitter updates. It's an addiction. A great one for me. I love connecting with the people I talk to and tweet with on a day to day basis.

The other day I was Twittering with AVN Female Performer of the Year Wendy Williams. On Twitter, I like to take pics of myself with really sexxxy DVD covers or DVD covers with the people that I admire in the Adult Industry. I've done it with some of Belladonna, Alexis Texas, and Tori Black DVDs. Since I was twittering with Wendy I decided to grab one of her latest films A SHE MALE GANGBANG: THE INTERRACIAL VERSION and post a pic of it on Twitter. After about 10 minutes of it being up on Twitter Wendy contacted me! I was so excited to be able to talk with her. Wendy sent me some questions to answer for her blog. Once I sent her my answers the sweetheart put my picture and questions on her personal blog!

I think it's awesome that she did that. I love promoting people in the xxx industry that I admire. Wendy is one of them. I'm so happy that she is being recognized for her hard work in this industry. I can't wait to watch some of her work!

I really wanna see her SHE MALE GANGBANG film. I'm a big fan of gangbangs. The more cock the better. Wendy found herself some studs for this film. I can only imagine all the naughty things they do to Wendy in this film. I would love to see Wendy do an all Latino gangbang. I know a bunch of the Tranny porn lovers that shop at Adult Factory Outlet would get a kick out of that one. It would be awesome watching Wendy taking it from all ends with a bunch of Latinos. Especially if they were all UNCUT! AN UNCUT SHE MALE GANGBANG would be the title. With Wendy servicing 12 hot, juicy, uncut latin cocks!

Please check out Wendy's Personal Blog.

Also Check out Wendy's Twitter page too. Send her a message. Say "Hello" and follow her adventures!

And while you're at it...check out my twitter page.

Twitter rules muthafuckers! UGH!!!