Tuesday, July 12, 2011
Hey guys! Check it out. There is a NEW website that is starting up from the UK called UK HOT JOCKS! Now you know how much I love me some British dudes. Those accents, that charm, those beautiful (mostly) uncut cocks......YUM! If you're the type of person that likes to wank it to built Brit dudes well HERE YOU GO! The site is just starting up but by looking at some of the pics from their shoots it looks pretty promising. Oh yeah...not to mention the potential for more Brit foreskin in porn WOOOP! :D
Check out UK HOT JOCKS on Twitter as well for links and updates in on their new site!
Check out UK HOT JOCKS on Twitter as well for links and updates in on their new site!
Tuesday, June 21, 2011
Dear Nikki Benz,
Thank you for coming to San Francisco last week. Your feature dance gig at the Crazy Horse was UNFORGETTABLE! This past Saturday night was one of THE BEST nights I have spent in San Francisco since I moved up here and it is ALWAYS a pleasure seeing you rock that fuckin stage like a TRUE FUCKING PIMP! Oh yeah, thank you thank you THANK YOU for getting me out of my writing funk. It's always a great feeling getting that burst of writing energy and I have YOU to thank!
Nikki Benz, one of the most popular and recognizable faces in the adult industry did a three day feature dancing extravaganza last week and I was lucky enough to check out the final show this past Saturday. I found out that Nikki was going to be in the city about a month or so before she was going to come up here and once I found out I KNEW that I couldn't miss it. Last time I saw Nikki was in November when she feature danced at the Hustler Club. Click HERE to check out my first encounter with Nikki.
Once I knew that it was going to be the Crazy Horse that Nikki was feature dancing I was like....FUCK YEAH! It's gonna be waaaaayyyyy totally different that what she did at the Hustler Club. The Hustler Club has some rules that the feature dancers have to abide by. The Crazy Horse? Nah. Hardly ANY restrictions. Which, in my opinion, is a much better experience....well....until young drunk douchebags get outta hand....we'll get to that in a second. Lets get back to Nikki Benz.
Nikki Benz has had an INCREDIBLE year. Not only is she one of the most followed adult stars on Twitter (100,000+ now....deaaaamn) she's been getting much more mainstream attention with her continued presence in Fox Sports CUBED AND being the 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year! That’s pretty damn good! Nikki definitely deserves all the respect and attention she is getting because this stunning Canadian KNOCKOUT has only begun to run both the adult and mainstream industries. I mean seriously, Nikki has a legion of devoted fans called the “Benz Mafia”. How fuckin RAD is that?
All day Saturday I was looking forward to seeing Nikki Benz. So excited, that I decided to take pics of Nikki Benz’s Penthouse Pet of the Year issue all over San Francisco. Well, not really all over the city. I mostly took pics of the magazine of some of the sites I see on a day to day basis when I head to work from the Tenderloin.
The looks I was getting from people who witnessed me taking pictures of the magazine all over town was hysterical. I mostly got people walking past me real slowly when I was taking pictures. Honestly, I didn’t give a fuck what people were thinking of what I was doing. It wasn’t like I was showing the content from inside the magazine. Plus, this is fuckin SAN FRANCISCO. People have seen worse things than what I was doing.
While at work I was counting down the hours until I was off so I can rush to check out Nikki’s first show. While checking Nikki’s twitter feed she had tweeted that she really wanted a lollipop. At work, we sell penis shaped lollipops with that are cleverly named “Lollicocks”. I tweeted Nikki back and told her that I was going to bring her a Lollicock from my work. I looked at all the Lollicocks and decided to go with the watermelon flavor.
Once I was off work I rushed my ass home with a watermelon Lollicock and a rose for Nikki. I was already in party mode. I got home, took a quick shower, and immediately started to get my drink on. I had remembered that we had some Vodka left over in the freezer so I started pounding shots while I got dressed. I HATE walking into a strip club sober. It's like one of the WORST things to do. When you go to a stripclub you wanna start off with a nice buzz. You don't have to be flat out hammered. Just...you know...a couple of shots here and there and then you're all warmed up ready to go! After about six shots (I was buzzed) I was ready to head to the Crazy Horse. I LOVE the fact that I only live a couple of blocks away from the Crazy Horse. it didn't take me long to get to the venue since I was pretty much power strolling my way down there.
Once I got to the Crazy Horse I could feel the effects of the six shots. I was also light headed from walking so fast which added to my buzz. There was no hassle at the door when I showed up with my gifts for Nikki and all my Nikki Benz shwag I wanted to get signed. The set up of the Crazy Horse is what I envisioned a stip club from 1972 would look like. It's not a bad thing. I kinda dug all the bright silver streams hanging from the walls and all the silver stars all over the place. There is a catwalk stage with two poles at the beginning of the catwalk. There are movie theater like seats that surround the catwalk. The place was pretty packed. I couldn't really find a place to sit in the front row so I sat close to the end of the catwalk. Once the DJ announced that Nikki was about to take the stage I was pretty much yelling at the top of my lungs!!!
Then.....BOOM! Out comes Nikki wearing a CUTE sailor girl outfit. The crowd at first was pretty quiet but then I started to hoot and holler as loud as I could to get the crowd riled up. It worked for a bit (thanks to the DJ too) and the crowd started cheering and clapping loudly. Nikki glided and moved seductively all down the catwalk. Dudes were surrendering their money with no hesitation as Nikki flirted with a bunch of the dudes in the front row and MAN there were LOVING it because they were DEFINITELY making it rain all over Nikki. Nikki was getting closer and closer to my section and my smile and grin was getting bigger and bigger. As Nikki made it to the end of the stage and our eyes met she gave me the most CUTEST smile and pretty much stopped dancing to come and give me a hug and a kiss. It was AWESOME! We chatted for a bit while she was on stage and then she continued to rock the fucking catwalk. Nikki made her way up and down the catwalk seducing the audience with her incredibly moves and oh my fuckin GOD...her body....WOW! Nikki made her way back towards me and I handed her the rose I got her AND the Lollicock. Nikki got so excited when she saw the Lollicock. Nikki struggled a bit while trying to get the wrapper off the Lollicock so she handed it to me. I was like.....SHIT! GET THIS FUCKING THING OPEN! Wouldn't you know it I started struggling with freeing the lollicock from its wrapper!!! FINALLY, I got the god damn wrapper off and handed the Lollicock to Nikki. Nikki then walked away and started to seductively suck on the Lollicock. All of a sudden....I hear Nikki shout out from the catwalk "Oh my GOD...Watermelon! I love it! How did you know I loved Watermelon?" Before I could give her an answer Nikki yells out "I fuckin LOVE YOU!" Then, she starts to continue sucking on the Lollicock and driving all the dudes CRAZY. The crowd woke up watching Nikki suck and tongue the Lollicock. THEN...Nikki comes back towards where I'm sitting, gets off the stage, grinds on me (NAKED) and puts the Lollicock right up to my lips!!! I look at the Lollicock, look over at Nikki, then...well............We start LICKING THE LOLLICOCK TOGETHER! THE CROWD WENT HYSTERICAL! I was in HEAVEN. The roar of the crowd mixed in with me getting down with Nikki was beyond belief. Seriously, one of the BEST experiences I've had at a strip club.
Nikki and the Lollicock
After Nikki was done with her show I waited around to see her and give her props on an amazing show. Nikki came out and greeted the crowd as she walked to the area where she was going to do her meet and greet with her fans. Nikki and Ryan (an awesome dude btw) saw me standing by and Nikki immediately gave me a hug and kiss and asked me to come in and hang out with her while she sets up. I went in and watched Nikki get herself situated. I sat and was able to hang out while Nikki was meeting the fans. Nikki is always so enthusiastic and so inviting when it comes to the fans. Nikki had no hesitations in signing stuff for her fans and chatting with them. It's always cool watching the variety of fans that come and check out adult film stars. Some of the fans that were there for the meet and greet were telling Nikki that they came out all the way from Hawaii to come and check her out. I wouldn't doubt it. There are some hardcore fans out there. It's really cute when straight couples would come in and conversate with Nikki. There was a really cute couple that were so giddy being around Nikki's presence. Shit, I felt the same way I just managed to handle it a lot better. Oh man, I LOVED it when some of Nikki's HOT dude fans would come up to meet her. The way she made those dudes blush made me giggle. I LOVE witnessing straight dudes blush due to beautiful women. It's like...they become vulnerable little puppies. One of the fans was a totally CREEP though and started taking pics of Nikki signing his 8X10s. Nikki kept her cool about this and had Ryan delete all the photos that the creepy fan took. I fuckin HATE it when dudes bust shit like this. C'mon guys...all you creepy fans out there....CHILL THE FUCK OUT man. Nikki handled the situation with grace and even continued to sign 8X10s for the dude. Nikki explained to me that guys bust bullshit like that all the time at conventions and signings. I wouldn't doubt it. After Nikki was done with all the fans she signed a bunch of my stuff! Actually, Nikki was signing my stuff throughout the whole meet and greet but every time she would get to my stuff a fan would walk in and she'd have to stop and get ready for the next fan. It was cute watching Nikki get ready to introduce herself to the fans.
Here are some of the pics I got to take with Nikki after she was done with all the fans.
Nikki's second show was pretty damn sexy. Nikki came out in a mafia wife outfit that fit her PERFECTLY. By this time the club was PACKED and I didn't get a chance to sit anywhere near the catwalk. Instead, I stood by the back and witnessed some hot rugby players from New Zealand try and spit game at some of the strippers at the club. One of the big buff rugby players kept saying that he was about to get into the Brazil Olympics and that he had his manager with him that was going to pay for a bunch of lap dances. He also kept telling this stripper that he wanted to have a big after party at his hotel room and that he wanted as many girls to come and chill with him. The stripper could see through his bull. I then focused most of my attention towards Nikki.
Nikki Benz's invasion of San Francisco was a highlight for me this month. It was incredible being able to talk about the adult industry and swap stories with Nikki. To me, she truly is an inspiration. Being around her I get such surges of creative energy flowing through me. I like that feeling. I briefly got to talk about an XXX parody I have been working on with Nikki as the star of the project. Getting to see her feature dance again truly solidifies my vision and helps a great deal with getting me back into finishing up my project. If Nikki Benz comes to your city.....GO SEE HER! I'm telling you...it is a guaranteed good show!!!
Oh yeah, to that fuckin DOUCHEBAG who slapped Nikki on the butt at the end of her second show.........CHOKE ON A FUCKIN DICK YOU MORON! RESPECT the dancer and keep your FUCKING PAWS OFF! I swear, I wanted to PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF HIM for doing such an idiotic thing.
Check out Nikki's official website HERE
Check out Nikki's antics on Twitter HERE
BENZ MAFIA BITCHES!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D
Tuesday, March 1, 2011
Thanks Formspring. Thank you sooooooo very much for claiming that I'm a big fat internet hoebag. Formspring is a website where people make profiles and other people on the site can ask you questions. Sometimes, to get you started, the website will generate a bunch of questions. Otherwise...people that follow your Formspring can ask you questions and check out your answers. I was on Formspring for a bit but I kinda got tired of getting stuuuuuupid ass general questions from the site. I LOVED the questions I was getting from real people. I got over Formspring real quick. :P
Recently, A bunch of my followers on Twitter have been getting "How long have you dated @pornobobbie?" on their Formspring. At first, I thought it was kind of cute. It stopped getting cute when I kept getting several @ replies from my followers answering whether I have dated them or not. Now, most of you know that I pretty much get around. A lot. I'm not a big ho...but ya know.....I get me some good dick here and there. But man, to think that Formspring thinks I'm THAT big of a ho to be dating SO MANY OF MY FOLLOWERS!?!?!?!?!? Seriously Formspring, Do you spy on your members, read all their shit on their Twitter feed and determine what kind of a person they are? I don't mind being a big internet puta but man, If I were gonna be dating all those people I would have at LEAST want to meet them in person. Hell...maybe even suck their cocks here and there. But nah, Formspring has made me seem super easy. Oh yeah, the pics of the guys I supposedly dated that I posted on this blog is just a few. I got a shitload of them.
Oh well, If Formspring wants to think I'm a serial dater then let it be. :D Thanks for the laughs Formspring! :P
Tuesday, February 1, 2011
I woke up yesterday morning hung over as FUCK. The night before my roommate and I were at a bar having a heart to heart about our lives and what we are doing with them. I was bitching about what I want to do with my life. I told my roommate that I want to do more in porn. Write more. Film more and shit like that. What he told me kinda struck a chord. He was saying that I gotta make porn work for ME and make it help ME advance in the industry. Which he was soooo totally right on the money about it. This made me think so much about what and why I love the adult industry. Since I am a writer, I gotta take advantage of this and make this porno lifestyle work for me. Well.....here goes........
When I woke up the next day after our wild drinking adventure I was hung over as FUCK! Ugh, It was an awful hangover. The kind of hangover that gives you the shakes, pounding headache, and the spins all at once. While I was lying in bed I noticed that my copy of Belladonna's SLUT! was near my bed. I grabbed the DVD cover and started observing the cover with my hung over eyes. It just so happens that the GORGEOUS Andy San Dimas is on the cover of the DVD. I stared at that box cover for quite some time and you know what? I started to feel a lot better. Does this mean that Andy San Dimas has the power to cure hangovers? Well...quite possibly....YES.
I looked at that cover and started to smile. Beautiful porn stars always make me smile. Andy San Dimas is one of the most beautiful and dopest chicks in porn. I had the pleasure of meeting Andy San Dimas last year during Exxxotica LA. I've been wanting to meet Andy for the LONGEST times. Not only because she was a refeshing new face in porn but mostly because of a non porn video I came across a while back in which Andy San Dimas sings a cover of "No Sunsets" From TIM AND ERIC'S AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB. Of course...I can't find a clip of the OG "No Sunsets" but hell...it doesn't matter. Andy San Dimas's rendition of the song is AMAZING!
After watching this hilarious clip I knew that Andy San Dimas was pretty dope. I mean, anyone who has a love and adoration for Tim and Eric has a special place in my heart.
But yeah, Andy San Dimas rules. I had a lengthy conversation with Andy at the Evil Empire booth about Tim and Eric, Porn, douchebags, and her AMAZING sex scene in Belladonna's SLUT! Andy's scene in SLUT! was probably THE BEST scene that I saw in 2010. Seeing Andy get ravished by James Deen and Mr. Pete in that scene was jaw dropping. I mean, these boys completely dominate Andy. When I say dominate, I mean............COMPLETE domination. I love rough, hardcore sex and man...this scene...WOW. The sex is so raw and hits you like a ton of bricks. There were moments watching that scene where I could not keep my jaw from dropping from the sheer, unabashed fucking I was witnessing. After that scene...I was completely smitten over Andy. I also loooooved that she recommended me getting SLUT! I am so fuckin glad I did because I'm telling you...that scene was FUCKIN BRILLIANT. Andy in chains....submitting to two of my favorite men in porn...WOW! Oh yeah....The box cover to SLUT! is deliiiiiiicious. Andy with no make up...just standing there with chains and a look on her face that screams GORGEOUS! I'm so glad that Andy has been doing tons of work with Belladonna.
So while I was lying in bed daydreaming about Andy San Dimas I decided to declare it Andy San Dimas Day. I was gonna spend the day posting pics of my SLUT! DVD all over San Francisco in honor of Andy San Dimas Day but I was too fuckin hung over to function.
Here is a pic of that glorious day I met Andy San Dimas :D
I couldn't stop grinning after I took that pic.
I am DYING to work with Andy San Dimas. Shit, I'd do ANYTHING with Andy San Dimas. Hopefully, one day it will happen. Until then...I'll continue to praise her in all her porno dopeness.
Please check out Andy's BLOG and also follower her on TWITTER.
Andy, thanks for being the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Keep rocking all those cocks and make chicks pussies bust cuz...lets face it....you do it so god damn well! :P
Tuesday, January 25, 2011
The weather here in San Francisco has been perfection. Nothing but gorgeous sunny days and comfortably cool nights. I've been taking every opportunity I can get to take advantage of this insanely deliiiiiicious weather. There is no fucking reason for me to spend a day off just dicking around at a coffee shop looking at pictures of tits and dicks all afternoon. Since the weather has been too perfect I've been making my way out to the some of the nude beaches here in San Francisco. Lets face it, I like to see dicks flopping around out in the open on the beach. I think its pretty damn sweet that we can do these kinda things without having any qualms about doing it. Not to hate on clothed beaches. Those beaches can be fun too. I would just rather be at a beach where I can be comfortable to stroke my cock out in the open. :P
I love the ocean. It's always been a soothing component in my life. I didn't go to UCSB for its educational function. HELL NO. I went to UCSB because it was near the ocean and the campus was BEAUTIFUL. The education...I didn't take it for granted. I got my shit done, got good grades in my classes and got lots of things accomplished while I was living and going to school in Santa Barbara. One thing I didn't take advantage of was going to the beach. I used to live 2 blocks away from the beach and I would NEVER ever go. I mean, I would see the ocean, hear it, smell it, yet I would hardly ever go and check it out. I regret that so much because going to the ocean for me is like moments of pure bliss that creeps up all over you. Letting the ocean breeze hit your face and that intense smell of the sea attacks you.......
It's one of the best feelings ever and my dumb ass neglected it.
Well, now that I'm living in San Francisco I've been making it an effort to hit up the beach more often. Some of the beaches out here are BEAUTIFUL. Last Tuesday I did a trip to Baker Beach. Here are some of the pics I took at Baker Beach
I love the walk through Baker Beach. It's nice to have the Golden Gate Bridge out in front of you as you walk towards the nudie area. Looking at the Bridge, it can be kind off overwhelming. It sometimes seems surreal looking out at the bridge. Like I'm looking at a perfect painting that just keeps getting beautiful as you get closer and closer to it.
When I'm at the beach, I like to reflect on all the shit that is swimmning in my head on a day to day basis. Trust me, I have soooo much fuckin throughts crossing through my head sometimes its hard to focus. When I'm near the ocean, and I can hear the waves crashing in the sand, I feel like my mind can take a break and I'm suddenly overpowered by the majestic beauty of the Pacific Ocean.....
Today, I spent the whole day at Marshall Beach. I've been wanting to go to Marshall Beach ever since I heard stories that it was an awesome nude beach with a spectacular view of the Golden Gate Bridge. Getting to the beach was easy. Just two bus rides and it took like less than an hour which is AWESOME! I got a little lost at first when I got to the Golden Gate Bridge. I didn't know where I was supposed to go to get to the beach. I asked one of the workers at the Golden Gate gift shop if he knew how to get to the beach but he didn't know jack shit and could barely speak English. I ended up walking down a road that surprisingly got me to where I needed to go! I followed a trial down the hill and started to see signs to Marshall Beach. I was getting more and more excited as I got closer to the beach. Once I got to the beach....It was....well.......GREAT!
Here are some pics I took :P
I love my alone time. Being able to spend some time on my own naked on the beach is one of the things that I enjoy. It's feels so free. No inhibitions. When I'm out at the beach I think about all the projects I'm working on. I map out things that I wanna focus on and take some time to get away from the city and be away from some of the chaos of the city. It's nice to have an oasis like Marshall Beach to escape. I NEED that. I NEED the feeling of absolute nakedness.
I'm so glad the weather has been like this. If it keeps on like this I'll be making more trips to the beach. I took most of the pics with my laptop. It had very little juice in it and I just went crazy in taking pics. Hope you all enjoy. If you can make it out to the beach DO IT! :P
Monday, January 17, 2011
On Sunday I spent a good portion of the afternoon naked and checking out the 2011 PENTHOUSE PET OF THE YEAR limited edition issue with the GORGEOUS Pet of the Year NIKKI BENZ on the cover!!! When I found out that Nikki was Penthouse Pet of The Year I was not surprised one bit. Nikki has been DOMINATING the XXX world with her killer looks, awesome body, and insatiable sexual appetite. In my opinion, Penthouse chose the right girl for their Pet of the Year. Nikki is a beautiful, charming, and um....SEXY AS FUCK!
The photo spread of Nikki was SCORCHING HOT! Nikki makes posing for pics look like effortless! I spent a good amount of time staring at each individual pic in the spread mesmerized by Nikki's beauty. Here is one of my fave pics from the photo spread.
Here is a radio interview clip Nikki recently did where she talks about being a Penthouse pet.
Nikki is one of my muses. Right now, I'm working on a couple of porn scripts that I see Nikki playing the lead role!!! I'm so fuckin glad that I have an awesome issue of Penthouse with Nikki in it. Going through the photo spread helps me visualize Nikki when I work on my porno scripts. Sometimes, I'll flip through the magazine and stare at one or two pictures for a few minutes and imagine Nikki entering a room...or seducing a crowd....or making men horny and drool over how gorgeous she is........
Nikki makes writing and visualizing porn scripts such a pleasure. I hope to one day share some of the scripts I'm working on with Nikki and see if they can be done. Wouldn't that be sooooo fuckin RAD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?
Darling Nikki, you make porno so fun and I'm glad for all your success!
Click HERE to check out Nikki's website.
Click HERE to follow Nikki Benz on Twitter.
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