Monday, November 16, 2009
Flavored Condoms/Big Booty Day
People must have really been feeling the oral sex today in Porn Valley cuz I sold a shitload of flavored condoms at work. My first sale was an old Hispanic lady. She walked in wearing a long, black, grandma sweater. She knew exactly where the flavored condoms were. She grabs 4 of them. She didn't say much to me when she walked up to pay for the condoms. She did give me a nice smile and giggle. The lady must have been around 60 or 70 years old. I looked at her while she looked at the penis pops by the counter and started to get these visuals of the old lady performing oral sex on someone once she walked out the store. Not only that, I was thinking of the faint smell of mint flavored condom and old man dick. I dunno WHY i had these thoughts in my head but I quickly snapped myself out of it and handed the lady her change and her condoms.
I sold some flavored condoms to this Russian dude that kept telling me about how he always sees the signs for Adult Factory Outlet on his way up home and always wants to stop buy but never gets the chance to cuz he's rushing to get home. The Russian guy was pretty attractive. Picturing him slapping a flavored condom on his cock and someone going to town on his dick actually wasn't a bad sight. I'm sorry, but when people buy stuff from my work I always picture them rushing home, zooming down the seedy Pornolandia streets to get home and use their new Butt Plug or G-spot vibe. Shit, I would. Buying adult toys/DVDs for yourself is a TREAT! I try to indulge in the debauchery once I get it in my grubby little hands. Selling all the flavored condom reminded me of my very first sexual encounters were I used flavored condoms quite often. I started using them when I would hook up with guys on the Internet. The first couple of times. After a while I just couldn't do oral sex with flavored condoms anymore. It took the fun out of the blowjob. I LOVE oral sex. It's one of my favorite things to do. The condoms were fun for the first couple of times I tried them but then the inner slut in me came out and I just had to have the real deal. I'm not trying to say that flavored condoms are bad, it just wasn't for me after a while.
It was also Big Booty Day today. I had one customer looking for Alexis Texas is Buttwoman. I felt bad when I had to tell him that we sold out of that film. This guy was very insistent on me getting him that video. The customer didn't speak English. He also asked me about Jules Jordan's ASS WORSHIP series. Jules Jordan's ASS WORSHIP series is some of the porn directors BEST work. ASS WORSHIP is nothing but love and adoration of females with beautiful, juicy, fat, asses. He asked for ASS WORSHIP 10 and 11. Both of those films look amazing. ASS WORSHIP 10 is the 1oth anniversary edition of the series and ASS WORSHIP 11 has one of my new porn crushes PHOENIX MARIE!!! (pictured below)
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I dunno where the hell I've been sleeping to not notice Phoenix Marie any sooner. I started seeing her in a bunch of box covers recently and I've been utterly stunned by how beautiful she is. Not only is she gorgeous, Phoenix has such a beautiful ass! I swear, some of the box covers I see Phoenix on are ones that I make me do a double take. The first time I started talking to Phoenix was on Twitter (where else). I think I was talking about Jay Sin's ANAL BUFFET 2 on Twitter when she sent me a message about the film. After that I started following her on Twitter and my adoration and crush keeps growing every time I see her on Twitter or on a new box cover. She also posts some really good twitpics of herself occasionally on Twitter. :P Phoenix Marie is in ASS WORSHIP 11 too! I'm excited to see that one. Phoenix looks like she's a fun girl to have sex with. What I also love about Phoenix is that she does some AMAZING ANAL scenes. This girl is one of the best when it comes to anal. :P Any girl that can do intense Anal Scenes for directors like Jay Sin and Jules Jordan get major props in my book.
Check out Phoenix Marie's website My Sexy Life!
Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that Phoenix has deliiiiicious boobs too. :P