Tori Black Launches Website. FUCK. YES.

Fuck yes indeed my friends! One of my FAVORITE women in porn, the beautiful, always classy, and ever so talented Tori Black recently launched her www.misstoriblack.com I found out about Tori launching her site via her Twitter page. When I found out about it I was absolutely thrilled. I remember talking to Tori about her site while she was taking pictures and signing autographs at this years Erotica LA.


I'm super excited about Tori's new site. I think that Tori is one of the best women in porn out there. I first started to take notice of Tori when I saw her on the cover of Harmony Films FUCK CLUB. She looked absolutely stunning on that box cover. I think I already wrote about this but fuck it here it goes again. Everytime I would pass by that box cover I couldn't help but stop and look at it for a very long time. Tori is beautiful. She has an amazing personality on and off camera and man does she ignite the screen when she fucks. I swear, this girl has such a great sexual appetite. Oh god, and her smile...Tori Black has a smile that instantly lights up a room and can't be ignored.




I can honestly say that Tori Black is one of the coolest girls in porn I've met in a really long time. I have yet to see a Tori Black scene I didn't like. So far, all the ones that I have seen have been amazing. I love being able to talk to customers at Adult Factory Outlet about her films and about her in general. Whenever customers ask me about who They should look for as far as rising stars in porn and I always mention Tori. All the people at work know how much I love Tori Black.


I see great things coming from Tori Black. I get excited everytime I see her coming out in new films. I wish her all the luck with her website and I will keep you all informed on any new Tori Black news. I also hope to one day work with Tori in any future projects. Tori is like a muse to me. When I sit around at home and think up different films and scenarios with my favorite women in porn Tori is one that comes up quite often.

Tori, You fuckin RULE!!!!

:)

Easy Access Pants.

I've been wearing my easy access pants quite often this past week. I go through phases when it comes to wearing the clothing I wear. Well, actually, I don't go through phases. I pretty much have the same style and wardrobe I've had since I was in high school. I don't dress to impress. I only dress to impress if need be and even when I do that I don't try and make an effort to wear "decent" clothing for something. I'm a t-shirt and jeans guy. Random t-shirts are my favorite. I fuckin loooooove wearing random ass t-shirts with school mascots I don't even know or anything that says shit like "I got drunk at the Waterloo Junction and all got was this fucked up t-shirt" kinda shirts. I wear Dickies shorts RELIGIOUSLY and love wearing baseball caps and douchey trucker hats. (Yes I'll admit it, I like those damn hats god damn it!) That's my sense of style. I swear half the fuckin clothes I have in my closet is still from my high school days. I used to work at the Value Center which is a thrift store in Sylmar. I used to get all sorts of awesome shit when I worked there. I need to go shopping and find myself at least two or three decent outfits. That way I have some stuff I can wear when I need to go to a fancy dinner or shit like that. Not that I go to fancy dinners all the time (I wish) but hey, it never hurts to have good clothes and be prepared.


OK, back to my easy access pants. I digress a bunch I know...lol...





My easy access pants didn't start out the way that they look today. I bought these my pants in a thrift store up in Solvang California. Solvang is a small Danish town up about an hour or so from Santa Barbara. I went up there with a bunch of friends from college on a day trip. I had heard about Solvang from several different people. I was also curious as to see if it was true whether the town actually had windmills and looked like a small Danish village.v Turns out, It really does have windmills AND it had all sorts of neat little bakeries and shops. We hit up one of the thrift stores in town and I ended up finding my pants there. When I first bought them they were immaculate. They had no rips and tears or anything. What was cool about the pants was that they actually fit me pretty fuckin good. I hardly ever find pants that fit me. I'm a small fuckin guy, finding pants that fit me is a mission. But these pants man, they were fuckin perfect. I bought them for like 3 bucks too which totally made my day.


Now that I had these awesome pants I wore them ALL THE TIME. Like, everywhere. I felt awesome with my new pants. They were nice and new and felt great on my body. Shit, they even gave me confidence when I walked on the street. I just felt sooo fuckin good in these pants. Well, over time, The pants started to wear out. At first it started with one little thread that came undone on the pants. Once that shit happened I started to pick at it like a heroin addict picks at their scabs. One day while getting stoned in college I accidentally dropped the lit bowl on my pants which burned a hole through the pants. That gave me another thing to pick at when I was bored in class or sitting on the couch watching TV. Pretty soon, the huge holes started to form and over time they became the easy access pants that they are today.





I love wearing these jeans. I especially love wearing them with no undies on. I like to wear them because they make me feel super comfortable. It feels good having pants that give your balls and cock a nice breeze. Especially in this ridiculous heat. I feel sexxxy in my easy access pants. I feel like I'm putting myself in a vulnerable situation when I wear the jeans. I dunno, to me, feeling vulnerable or vulnerability is incredibly attractive. I feel unstoppable when I wear these pants with no undies. It's also a really good challenge for me when I go out in public with them on. I get turned on all the fuckin time. Wearing these jeans help me control my horniness. It's a huge challenge for me. I like the challenge. There are some times when I'm in the supermarket or store and I see someone hot and I'm like "Oh shit, I feel a boner coming along..." When that shit happens, I start to mentally prepare myself to control my loins. Sometimes, I do an awesome job and manage not to get a raging boner. Other times, I have to stop from walking and stand in one spot to make sure I don't move around and cause my cock to get harder than it already is.


I love wearing my easy access pants because they make scratching my nuts and adjusting my cock simple. Like, I just have to dig my hand down the hole, scratch away, and move on with my life. The pants make me feel slutty and incredibly confident. I like wearing them when I go to a sleazy bar because they attract so much attention. Especially when I'm at the gay bars. I love the way guys look down at my pants and try to reach inside for my cock. It happens to me all the time when I wear the pants. I don't mind the attention, shit, I fuckin invite it. I have some huge holes by my butt cheeks. Every time I walk you can see bits and pieces of my ass. Oh man, and when I have some drinks in me it's over. The thought of someone sticking their hands up my inner thigh where the huge holes in my pants are gets me going. One drunken night at the Faultline I let a guy give me a hand job in at the bar. I didn't cum or anything, the guy was able to reach my cock with ease and stroke it real good. It was awesome cuz there was a porn playing at the bar while the guy was stroking me. No one had a clue what we were doing. That shit was a fuckin turn on for me. To be able to pull shit off with no problems was fuckin hot. A guy at the bar started noticing what was going on. I just gave him a smirk and let the guy continue to work on my cock.


My pants were the talk of the town this Labor Day Weekend. My mom kept commenting on how cool they were and one of my aunts told me that If I walked out in public in my pants I would get raped. Well, I've already been out in public with them on and so far no rape has happened. HAHA! It was funny having my family and friends comment on the jeans. Sooner or later these pants are gonna be unwearable. I think I will shed a tear when that day happens. Till then, I will keep strutting my shit down the street with my nuts out. Letting the cool breeze caress my sack to satisfaction!

:)

LeMayzing Blowout Sizzale! :P

Yup, LeMayzing is having a blowout sale. Selling 3 packs of skin flicks for $25.99. Pretty good for 3 titles I think. You can choose from 7 of the new titles:

SOME LIKE IT DARK
TEEN AMERICA
MY DAUGHTER GOT FUCKED BY A HUGE BLACK DICK
SEX ADDICTIONS
MILFBOOK
YU TUBE
GIRLS GONE GIRLS

Some of the awesome people I've worked with in these films include Kelly Shibari, Sierra Skye, Scott Lyons, Gabby Quinteros, Becca Blossoms, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight etc. I've had such a great shooting with these people.

Some of these films have some of my first work behind the camera. It's crazy for me to think that I've done camera work! I learn something new every day I get behind the camera. I get nervous sometimes, My stomach starts to make a funny noise and I pray to god I the microphone can't hear the noise coming from my body. But as We shoot, and I assist Eddie Garcia on his mainstream headshot shoots, I appreciate all the time I spend in being in creative spaces. I can't wait to look back at these films a year from now and see how much I've grown of how I need to shake things up. I've been thinking about investing in my own little HD camera. That way i can film all kinds of stuff on my own and play around with. I'm heading up to FOLSOM in San Francisco at the end of the month so I HAVE to have my own camera to get footsge of all the crazy shit I'm bound to see. I also want to have my own camera so I can start doing interviews and more vlogs of my adventures. I like using my cell phone for uploading twitvids, but If I can have my own camera I can video tape all kinds of shit. I've been wanting to do little interviews with people on the street and ask them questions about porn and shit like that. Kinda documentary style. I did that a little bit when I was at LA Erotica this year. I have an short interview with Tori Black and some awesome booty footage of Alexis Texas and Tori Black at the LA DIRECT MODELING booth.

Once I get my hands on my own camera it's over. :)




If anyone is interested in getting some cool NEW LeMayzing titles hit me up. I'll give ya all the info ya need! :P

Barbieque's BBQ Rooftop Downtown LA.

On Sunday I got an unexpected text from my friend Erik. Turns out, my really good friend/diva/fierce bitch/amazing Miss BarbieQue was having a rooftop birthday bash on the top of his roof in downtown LA. It was a real calm and mellow day At Adult Factory Outlet. I don't think much people were out traveling this weekend due to the crazy ass fires that are going on right now In California. I swear, every year these damn fires get worse and worse out here in California. It's unbelievable. Last year during the Sylmar fire I had to evacuate my home TWICE because of the fires. It was madness and chaos. Something that I hopefully will never ever have to go through again! My heart goes out to all the people out there dealing with the chaos. Hopefully we will get a break and calm the raging fires. All that damn smoke is thickening the air around Sylmar. Here are some pics that I took on my way to work.




Crazy shit huh? It looks so incredibly eerie and scary. Like if a volcano has erupted or the Apocolypse. These fuckin fires are serious. And We haven't really caught a break from them. About a couple of hours ago when Sierra Skye and I were coming back from Simi Valley (Labryngth of Doom) we could see a new fire off in the distance that was closer to us than the ones in La Canada.

Back to Sunday. Miss Josephine and I decide to go to Barbieque's party. I like giving X rated gifts. It's convenient for me to give someone an X-rated gift because I have access to tons of cool stuff and Not that many people get X-Rated gifts for thier birthday. Also, I'm fuckin lazy when it comes to shopping so being able to pick something out from where I work was fine with me. Plus, Barbieque and I are always talking porn. Especially Gay porn. We've had lengthy discussions of several movies, actors etc. Barbieque cracks me up when she talks about porn. She has the funniest commentary when it comes to porn. While Miss Josephine was getting all dolled up I decided to stroll through the gay porn section to see what movie would be perfect for Barbieque. I didn't wanna get Barbieque anything lame. I wanted to make sure the porn had some hot guys in it and it had as many little twinks as possible. I found a really good one. A movie called HUNG HOUSE HUSBANDS. I forgot to take a damn picture of the cover. Well, it's basically two really hot, hairy looking dudes with jockstaps on. They're both hugging each other and looking straight at the camera as if to entice us with thier marital stares of lust. I liked that on one of the guy's straps it said "ALL BAREBACK" in bold letters. It made me laugh cuz I wasn't really paying attention to it but it slowly caught my eye and made me laugh. I found the perfect one!


Miss Josephine and I headed to the party. On our way we picked up our designer buddy Jeff. It was real trippy when we parked the car by the apartment. There was all these crackheads all over the fuckin street. One of them was standing below one of the buildings waiting for one of the guys from the building to drop a huge bag full of small viles of crack. They did this shit right in front of us too. I guess its a common thing around there cuz that foo didn't give a fuck if we were around or not. We walk towards the building and I'm telling ya it was like a scene straight out of 12 MONKEYS. There was rats running around in broad daylight, the streets were fucking empty, and the smoke from the fire was visible from all angles of the street. We rush it down the smelly steets till we get to the front door.

Once we got to the rooftop things were fuckin dope. The view up there was INCREDIBLE. I you get a 360 degree view of all of Downtown LA. We got there around 7ish right when the sun is slowly staring to set. You could see all the fires and smoke from on top of the roof.




Here is a pic of some of the first people to arrive at the party.




I had a great fuckin time at the party. The people and the energy was so intoxicating. I had the city of Los Angeles as my backdrop. I could see everything from there. During the party I walked away from the people and went over close to the edge of the building. I lost myself staring at the mecca that is Los Angeles. On one side of me the hills are burning uncontrollably, in front of me I had the magnificent LA skyline, and behind me, all these cool fucking people coming out to have a great fuckin time. The whole experience was really overwhelming. I kept looking out at Los Angeles and I kept thinking in my head "I want to own this city".



I kept repeating that over and over and over again as I looked up at the city that has influenced the very core of my existance. I looked up at Los Angeles and for the first time In my life I felt like the city was mine for the taking. I felt such a rush of emotion and energy that burned inside of me, fueling my hunger and desire that I've been brewing in my stomach for the past week. As I was staring at Los Angeles, pouring out my heart to the city of Angels the DJ played Soul II Soul's "Keep on Moving"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iQl46-zIcM

I swear to god, when that shit was booming from the speakers my body was trembling with adrenaline. My heart shot up to my brain and I got the tingly feeling I get when I know that I'm engraving a memory that will last forever. I started dancing. I turned around and watched people grooving to the awesome beats. Barbieque was getting down when this song came out. I started dance/walking, or dance/strolling to my the Bar with a grin on my face and a clear head. The whole night was magical. Everyone was being cool and enjoying the amazing night. I met a bunch of cool people that night. I was wearing my easy access pants that night with my Brooks and Dunn shirt. I got so many compliments on that damn shirt. I think the shirt is pretty pimp. I bought it at The Value Center in Sylmar for like 2 bucks. I even bought that shit right before Brooks and Dunn split.



Last night by far was one of the best night's I've had in a loooong time. it was just filled with good energy, good people, and lots of possibilities. Hell, I even let some guy in a wheelchair fondle me through my easy access pants. It was such fun! :P

Barbieque and I started laughing cuz when I gave her my present I told her that she should write a review of it so I could put it on my website. Then we were all "Barbieque's Reviews" and we both laughed our asses off. I think it's kinda catchy dont you think???? I'm gonna ask Barbieque to write something for my blog on the film I bought her.

What a fantastic night! I hope to have another crazy cool night like that again soon. :P

Pubes.

On Friday Night, instead of going out with Miss Josephine to Shits and Giggles I stayed home and trimmed my pubes. It's been a while since I trimmed them. I usually wait till my bush gets unbearable before I go ahead and trim my shit. This time around, my bush wasn't out of control, but it was starting to get to be a little too much. Especially when I look at some of the males that I shoot. Most of them have thier pubes all nice and trim. When I'm not shooting at the LeMayzing studio I'm chillin in the pool either nekkid or in my pervert shorts. Lately while swimming, I noticed that it was time to get crackin on the man scaping. And since I didn't go anywhere and I was bored out of my fuckin mind on Friday I just had to do it.


Pubes. I've always been facinated by pubic hair. I started getting mine when I was nine years old. I tripped out when some of my older cousins would tell me that they had very minimal pubes down there. I was the lucky one they would say. When i was a kid I remember spending a good amount of time playing with my pubes. When I had the house to myself I would sometimes chill nekkid in my room and braid my pubic hair. I used to think I was weird for doing this until one of my buddies in college told me that he used to braid his pubes too. Pubes were cool to me. For me, they made me feel like I was getting older and becoming a man. I also liked the sound of scratching my pubes when I was a kid. I still do. It's this weird crunchy, crackly, sound that tickles your ears.


It wasn't till High School that I started to trim my pubes. My shit was getting out of control. I had a full fuckin bush by the time I was in 9th grade. I didn't even know how to manscape at that age. I was too scared to use clippers so I would use scissors to trim my pubes. I would be as careful as possible but there were times where I've cut myself trimming with the scissors. I didn't know what guys did to keep thier shit trimmed. I didn't ask either. The first time I asked a guy how he kept his shit trimmed was during an online hook up. I was hooking up with this older guy that had an amazing body and his pubes were fuckin trimmed beautifully. Like, I was amazed at how perfect he had his pubes trimmed. It looked so fuckin nice that I just had to ask him how he did it. He smiled, and told me that he used clippers to keep it nice and trim. it was a beautiful sight. Those hairs all perfectly trim.





To be honest, I don't know how to manscape. I fuckin suck at it. I've been using a trimmer lately to trim my pubes. I fuckin suuuuuuck at it. It sometimes takes me forever to get through with it. I still get a lil nervous when I use the trimmer. But at least it makes my shit look good. I wish I had like a technique when it came to manscaping. Trial and error it is for me. I've had thoughts of just having someone do it for me but my ex kinda killed it for me. One time, he wanted to trim my pubes so I let him. He was doing a good job until he got me good right by my nuts. I fuckin jumped back it got me by surprise. He was laughing at me, I didn't think it was funny. After he got through with laughing my dumb ass still let him trim my pubes. He fuckin got me AGAIN too. After that I took over. I the idea of shaving or trimming someone else's pubes is a turn on. I've seen videos of people doing it themselves of having it done to them and it looks really cool. I still don't know if I can trust anyone to trim my pubes just yet. But I dunno, if a really hot guy wanted to do it for me I would reconsider :P


I think pubes are sexxxy. I like it when its nice and trim and when there is a full bush. Well, not too full. Not full to the point where I have to go searching through a deep pube forest to find the cock. I ESPECIALLY love when I see a hot shirtless guy with just a hint of pubes sticking out of thier shorts, pants, undies, etc. That shit is HOT! Oh man, and when a guy is pants or shorts are sagging and you get a glimpse of fuzz...HOT HOT HOT! That shit drives me nuts. What I don't like is when a guy shaves all the hair pubes off. NOOOOOO!!! I mean, it can look hot on some guys but it kinda ruins it for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna turn down some action if the guy is completely bare down there. I will just have to deal with it. But my man better have some pubes to play with.

What do you think of pubes? Hot? Not? Indifferent?

Let me know, I would love to hear your thoughts.

:)

Annette Schwarz is the shiiiit.

Annette Schwarz is amazing. Her sexual boundaries are unlimited. This german woman fucks good, hard, and nasty. I've been a big fan of hers for a very long time. I've seen this woman in some incredible hard core scenes for various different porn companies. Some of her scenes are some of the hottest, nastiest stuff I have seen in porn. I love how dirty she is. I love how unpredictable and captivating she is when I watch some of her scenes. I've seen this woman take so many loads in all her orifices its insane. Multiple loads too! Each time has been quite a delight! She's one of the women in porn that actually get me excited to see her scenes. I've seen Annette do some crazy shit. Stuff that has made me gasp and drop my jaw. From taking squirts of girl goo to the face, intense blowbangs, hard core DPs, and vulgar sex talk...this woman does it all!

My buddy Copsucker on Twitter and I have such a fascination with Annette. We talk about her all the time. She is one of the most intense adult actresses I have seen in the adult industry. Her intense work is something that I admire and appreaciate. We've had some pretty long conversations about Annette. Annette's sex is powerful. Her intense blue eyes is something I have been drawn to for a very long time. Especially when she takes a cum facial. Annette slurps up cum like a woman who has been depraved of food. You can feel hunger and aggression and uninhibitedness in her sex. I fuckin LOVE IT!

Click here is a link to a preview of her new DVD that she directed and produced. It looks quite promising. It definately looks like it's gonna be incredibly nasty. I'm digging it. Hopefully we get copies of the DVD for Adult Factory outlet. Annette's blog is pretty interesting too. If you like raunchy, intense, rough sex, I would highly recommend looking her up in Evil Empire and Elegant Angel films!

Bizarre Porn Dream.

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