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Friday, August 14, 2009
Pubes.
On Friday Night, instead of going out with Miss Josephine to Shits and Giggles I stayed home and trimmed my pubes. It's been a while since I trimmed them. I usually wait till my bush gets unbearable before I go ahead and trim my shit. This time around, my bush wasn't out of control, but it was starting to get to be a little too much. Especially when I look at some of the males that I shoot. Most of them have thier pubes all nice and trim. When I'm not shooting at the LeMayzing studio I'm chillin in the pool either nekkid or in my pervert shorts. Lately while swimming, I noticed that it was time to get crackin on the man scaping. And since I didn't go anywhere and I was bored out of my fuckin mind on Friday I just had to do it.
Pubes. I've always been facinated by pubic hair. I started getting mine when I was nine years old. I tripped out when some of my older cousins would tell me that they had very minimal pubes down there. I was the lucky one they would say. When i was a kid I remember spending a good amount of time playing with my pubes. When I had the house to myself I would sometimes chill nekkid in my room and braid my pubic hair. I used to think I was weird for doing this until one of my buddies in college told me that he used to braid his pubes too. Pubes were cool to me. For me, they made me feel like I was getting older and becoming a man. I also liked the sound of scratching my pubes when I was a kid. I still do. It's this weird crunchy, crackly, sound that tickles your ears.
It wasn't till High School that I started to trim my pubes. My shit was getting out of control. I had a full fuckin bush by the time I was in 9th grade. I didn't even know how to manscape at that age. I was too scared to use clippers so I would use scissors to trim my pubes. I would be as careful as possible but there were times where I've cut myself trimming with the scissors. I didn't know what guys did to keep thier shit trimmed. I didn't ask either. The first time I asked a guy how he kept his shit trimmed was during an online hook up. I was hooking up with this older guy that had an amazing body and his pubes were fuckin trimmed beautifully. Like, I was amazed at how perfect he had his pubes trimmed. It looked so fuckin nice that I just had to ask him how he did it. He smiled, and told me that he used clippers to keep it nice and trim. it was a beautiful sight. Those hairs all perfectly trim.
To be honest, I don't know how to manscape. I fuckin suck at it. I've been using a trimmer lately to trim my pubes. I fuckin suuuuuuck at it. It sometimes takes me forever to get through with it. I still get a lil nervous when I use the trimmer. But at least it makes my shit look good. I wish I had like a technique when it came to manscaping. Trial and error it is for me. I've had thoughts of just having someone do it for me but my ex kinda killed it for me. One time, he wanted to trim my pubes so I let him. He was doing a good job until he got me good right by my nuts. I fuckin jumped back it got me by surprise. He was laughing at me, I didn't think it was funny. After he got through with laughing my dumb ass still let him trim my pubes. He fuckin got me AGAIN too. After that I took over. I the idea of shaving or trimming someone else's pubes is a turn on. I've seen videos of people doing it themselves of having it done to them and it looks really cool. I still don't know if I can trust anyone to trim my pubes just yet. But I dunno, if a really hot guy wanted to do it for me I would reconsider :P
I think pubes are sexxxy. I like it when its nice and trim and when there is a full bush. Well, not too full. Not full to the point where I have to go searching through a deep pube forest to find the cock. I ESPECIALLY love when I see a hot shirtless guy with just a hint of pubes sticking out of thier shorts, pants, undies, etc. That shit is HOT! Oh man, and when a guy is pants or shorts are sagging and you get a glimpse of fuzz...HOT HOT HOT! That shit drives me nuts. What I don't like is when a guy shaves all the hair pubes off. NOOOOOO!!! I mean, it can look hot on some guys but it kinda ruins it for me. Don't get me wrong, I'm not gonna turn down some action if the guy is completely bare down there. I will just have to deal with it. But my man better have some pubes to play with.
What do you think of pubes? Hot? Not? Indifferent?
Let me know, I would love to hear your thoughts.
:)
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ReplyDeleteManscaped pubes are definitely hot!
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