Pornolandiablog.com is a site I've started to chronicle all my adventures in the sultry streets of Pornolandia. "Pornolandia" is the San Fernando Valley. My stomping grounds, my muse, my everything!
I will update frequently on all the stuff that I observe in the shooting and producing of porn in general. Oh yeah, and pretty much anything relating to porn. :)
You know what makes my day? Culo. A nice Culo? A plump, juicy, round, incredible culo will brighten up my day when I'm feeling low or get my cock hard like no other. Culo hypnotizes me. Puts me on TILT Mode because the inner me wants to be fuckin nasty and wanna be all up IN IT and shit. You know what I mean? Like in my head, when I see a fuckin bomb ass Culo, I wanna rub my hands all up and down that shit. Guy or Girl. A bomb ass Culo is a bomb ass Culo. The thought of being able to feel up on a bomb ass Culo gives me goosebumps.
Kristina Rose has Culo. Shit, I know for a fact that Kristina rose has bomb ass culo cuz I have a poster of her from EVIL EMPIRE'S EVIL ANAL 8. Check out the fuckin HOT trailer!
Kristina Rose has one of the best Culos in porn. Not only does she have Culo she's also quite a beautiful girl at that. So what do you get when you pair a pretty face with a sweet Culo? Kristinna mothafuckin Rose!
Thank you Kristina for showing your bomb ass Culo to all of use who love and adore it. :P
Have you guys seen the trailer for Falcon/Mustang studios newest dickfest LAID OFF? If you haven't, you need to click HERE and check that shit out. It's a pretty hot fuckin trailer. Also, Conner Habib is one lucky fucker in this flick. He gets ravished by adorable Colby Keller and big dicked Girth Brooks! Fuck man, getting man handled by Colby and Girth would be amazing! Watching Connor in such a predicament is something not to be missed.
Oh yeah, Conner gets a cum bath like no other in this film. I swear, by watching how cum coated Conner is in the trailer I can only IMAGINE how it all gets to that intense climax!
LAID OFF also stars fine ass papi Alessio Romero, Dean Tucker, Christian Wilde, Matthew Ford, and many more!
Check out more on LAID OFF and its stars at Falcon's Website!
Man, If I were being laid off I'd wanna be in this film. I guess the tensions of this economy and losing your job makes men hungry and thirsty for lust! :P
Here is a clip of a G-rated version of Laid Off. G-Rated XXX clips. Gotta Love them. :P
I'm too tired and sleepy to write a full blog about the man of the month on my blog. But since I'm determined to write a blog a day about Mr. Habib I wanted to sneak a quick one in before midnight. Thanks to that damn JULIE AND JULIA movie I'm determined that my goal to write a Conner blog a day in March CAN and WILL happen!
Here is a HOT picture I found on the interweb of Conner. I do love a man that wears long socks and reads. Nekkid. Conner has a stack of books too which to make makes this pic even hotter. Oh yeah, and Conner's nekkid. That's always a good thing. :P
Yes it's true. Conner busts a double whammy on the porno walls of fame at Adult Factory Outlet. Not only is there a Wall-O-Porn for our favorite porn stars there is also a special wall I created for all the hot Menz I jerk off to and admire. Conner Habib is the first porn star to make it on both porn walls. That says something about how amazing Conner is right?
The first men that made it up on the wall were Scott Tanner and Ricky Sinz. I started the Wall-O-Menz right around the time Raging Stallion's award winning Cowboy epic TO THE LAST MAN came out. Johnny Castle accidently made it on there. We sell this PIN THE MACHO ON THE MAN bachelorette party poster at AFO. The pic on the wall is a mini version of the poster. I actually found Johnny's pic in the waste bin. The customer that had bought the poster didn't want the little one and i guess one of my co workers threw it away. I felt bad for Johnny so I rescued him from the trash and added him to the Wall-O-Menz.
I Googled Conner the other day and I the pic that stood out the most in my search. I love that pic. I think its super fuckin hot that Conner has ULYSSES covering his cock. I wonder if thats one of his favorite books. I wonder what book I'd cover my croth with If I did a similar picture. Hmmmm...I think I would have BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. :P
The Wall-O-Menz is intended for nothing but the best in gay porn. Conner, Ricky, Scotty, and Johnny are pretty damn fuckin good. The Wall-O-Menz will continue to grow. Hopefully they wont make me take it down! For now, Conner gets the spotlight. :P
Yes dear readers, Conner Habib is one of the few outstanding porn individuals that make it on the Wall-O-Porn at Adult Factory Outlet. Actually, its not a wall but more of the sliding doors from one of the glass shelvings in the store. The Wall-O-Porn was started by Xxxtina and I. I tend to make all sorts of porno collages with all the hot pictures of porn stars I find in AVN Magazine or XBIZ magazine. One day, I started cutting out pictures with Xxxtina when we noticed that there was too much white space on those sliding doors. Ever since then, we've been adding pictures of all the porn stars that we love and admire. :P