Wednesday, September 22, 2010

Porno Dreams Are A Mind Fuck.



I had a really twisted fucked up porno dream last night. I vowed that every time I had an intense porno dream that I would wake up and immediately write that shit down so as not to forget all the shit I experienced in the dream. Well, I didn't do that this morning but this dream has definitely made an impact on me. I can't for the life of me stop thinking about it. I take crazy ass dreams like this seriously because I feel like my subconscious is trying to tell me something. These dreams feel like epiphanies to me. Mostly because I spend the whole fuckin day trying to interpret the damn thing and not documenting it.

Alright...so this dream...

I'm walking around in the street in nothing but my undies and a white dress shirt a la Tom Cruise in RISKY BUSINESS. I don't really question why I'm dressed like this (its a dream) so I continues walking down the street. I don't really wake up at home either. I'm in some strange neighborhood I don't really know much about but still feel like I know what I'm doing and where I'm going. As I I keep walking there is a car accident on a busy intersection. By now the area is swarming with cops taking pictures and dealing with the people involved in the accident. I slowly walk towards the intersection. I'm kinda nervous because I'm pretty much half naked and about to walk by a swarm of cops. As I get closer and closer to the accident I notice that everyone is moving in ridiculously slow motion. Kind of like to intensify the atmosphere. One of the cops I was walking by was a female cop. She kept staring at me with a stern look on her face. I thought for sure she was gonna stop me and ask me why the fuck I'm half naked. I was walking looking down at the ground but then figured I should keep making eye contact with the cop so I won't look as suspicious as I already did. The cop kept on looking at me and I just kept on walking. They didn't end up doing shit to me and I continues walking down the road.

All of a sudden I'm somewhere in some warehouse/shipping district in front of a porn distribution company. At first I thought it was where I used to work but this place was HUGE! I start to walk towards the gates of the warehouse when I'm grabbed by some guy dressed in a dark blue suit. This guy ends up being some host for some sort of porn reality show kind of like a project runway/top chef meets porn kinda show. The host was completely coked out. He had coke residue all over his suit and all over his nose. He rushes me to into the warehouse. Once inside I see that there are female porn stars, guys in suits, camera people, photographers, etc. They're all getting ready to shoot the a segment for the show. I get pushed into two porn chicks who are doing hair and make up. They hurl me into a tiny trailer where they are doing hair and make up. The host walks in and starts filling me in on all sorts of drama that is going on set. He throws a mountain of cocaine in front of me while I'm getting hair and make up done and starts cutting up lines. He does a fat ass line then the chicks take turns doing lines themselves. I'm just sitting there kinda stunned and taking all this shit in. The host then walks to a rack of clothing. He looks feverishly for something I can wear but finds nothing. He goes over to where I'm sitting and looks at himself in the mirror. He makes the porn girls lick the coke residue off his nose. He pushes them off him. He fixes himself once again in the mirror then hauls me out of the trailer while the two porn chicks eat each others faces to get the last bit of cocaine.

The host throws me next to 5 other guys and he explains what our challenge is gonna be. The 5 group of guys are some some normal looking dudes. They're all dressed in pretty normal clothes. They stare at me in my get up and laugh. The challenge was for each of us to go through the entire warehouse and grab 10 porno films that have been the most influential to your life. We had thirty minutes to find the films and we had access to the whole warehouse. The host rang a bell and all the other guys grabbed a basket and started running around like maniacs trying to find their movies. I walked all over the place looking for the films that influenced me but I couldn't find a single one! I kept asking where the EVIL ANGEL or ELEGANT ANGELS or BRAZZERS sections were and no one knew. I looked around all the VHS to see if I could find any of the films from the 80's and 90's that influenced me but couldn't find shit. I knocked down shelves and searched EVERYWHERE but still I couldn't find what I wanted.

The clock was ticking and I still hadn't chosen anything. I started to panic. Once I started to panic I just grabbed whatever I could find from the shelf and ran to where everyone else was. Once we were with the host We all shared what movies we chose. Everyone else seemed to find all the stuff they needed except me. When it finally got time for me to explain my film choices I didn't know what to say! I explained that I couldn't find all the movies I wanted and that the selection SUCKED in the warehouse. All the other guys and the host start laughing and pointing at me. They were talking mad shit! Then they started throwing their film choices at me. I started running away from them and they kept chasing me and following me. I eventually found an exit and when I open the exit door there a HUGE white light started beaming from the outside. I walked into the light and then.....

I woke up. I actually woke up in a cold sweat. I dunno what to make of this dream. It was so fuckin STRANGE. I can't seem to have a grasp on what the dream was trying to communicate with me. I was hoping that I would at LEAST get to blowbang all the dudes (except the host) in my dream but that didn't happen. What kind of message am I supposed to interpret from this dream? I have no fuckin clue. The dream was so powerful I had to blog about it. Maybe I'll have another fucked up porno dream that will help me explain this dream. We shall see......

:P

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