Pornolandiablog.com is a site I've started to chronicle all my adventures in the sultry streets of Pornolandia. "Pornolandia" is the San Fernando Valley. My stomping grounds, my muse, my everything! I will update frequently on all the stuff that I observe in the shooting and producing of porn in general. Oh yeah, and pretty much anything relating to porn. :)
Friday, December 24, 2010
HOUSE OF XY EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!
What a treat you guys! Seriously. Xmas ahem...came...just in time. Check out some innovative gay male deliciousness courtesy of my buddy Dirk van Baren (@amsterdirk) on Twitter and his new HOT site HOUSE OF XY! Over the year, I've gotten to know Dirk and his insatiable love and adoration of beautiful men (shit...who DOESN'T love men). Dirk, along with his handsome partner (@pieter020) have created a new site that has certainly got my attention. I mean...COME ON! Look at this AMAZING picture of LOGAN MCCREE!!! Dirk was kind enough to give me a first look at some of the work that is going on in HOUSE OF XY and man...it is FUCKING HOT!
I've been a HUGE fan of Dirk's photography ever since I found him on Twitter. His work has been quite inspirational to me and has brought a huge smile on my face. ESPECIALLY when Dirk brings out Bossy Bear. Bossy Bear is one of my FAVORITE things in the whole wide world and knowing that Dirk takes pictures of damn adorable Bossy Bear makes me giggle and happy. Now that Dirk is getting into the xxx world I'm getting more and more excited about what will come from him and HOUSE OF XY.
Bossy Bear and Chi Chi Larue
Bossy and cutie Ryan Raz
Bossy and Buck Angel...WOOF!
Bossy and my husband Logan McCree!!!
One of the things that I absolutely LOVED this year was the HU$TLABALL LONDON video. I swear, that video is one of the HOTTEST things I have seen in gay porn in a loooooong time. Dirk had the BEST view of the whole show and captured some great moments between some of the HOTTEST men in gay porn. Oh yeah, I'm not lying when I say that I've jerked off to the Hu$tlaBall London video so many times. It's also made me like a Ke$ha song. I despise Ke$ha. But Dirk has made me a fan of hers (well...that TAKE IT OFF song). After seeing the amazing video (which was done on an iPhone) I knew that Dirk had such a great eye for capturing the male body in beautiful and sexy ways. :P
I recently interviewed Dirk to find out more about HOUSE OF XY. I loved the answers Dirk came up with! :P
1. How did you come up with the name “House of XY”? What does it mean?
XY refers the male chromosome. Since my husband and I run the company together and we have a studio at home it seemed pretty fitting to call it House of XY.
2. Tell me a little about your photography background. Where did you get started? How long have you been taking photographs professionally?
I’ve been into photography all my life. At a certain point a friend said to me: ‘Hey, you have a great eye. Why don’t you really pursue this?’ which is when I started studying photography. I started my first (reasonably G-rated) photography company 1.5 years ago.
3. What made you get started doing photography for the adult industry? Have you always wanted to photograph/film adult industry models?
It never occurred to me until recently. One of my teachers always said: “Only shoot what you’re really passionate about. Your audience will feel it.” It took me quite a while to put 1 and 1 together: I LOVE PORN! So about 5 months ago I decided that I’d stop doing regular portraits to focus on erect cocks. What’s not to like?
4. Lets talk about your AMAZING video from Hu$tlaball London. Um…that video was SUPER FUCKIN HOT and really fucking amazing. You captured some deliiiiicious footage of Junior Stellano, Mike Dreyden, Michael Lucas, and Logan McCree. How did you come up with such great footage? What was the experience like for you being so up close and um…personal?
Thank you! That was such an incredible evening. Hustlaball is a sick party, but I’m not much fun to be around on that night. I don’t dance or drink and make sure I have a spot right in front of the stage so I can film everything. My husband stands behind me to keep people away from me. Necessary, because the crowd really goes crazy! Not the most romantic story, huh? That’s what it takes to do a good video though. We’ll be going again next year, so get ready for a new one.
Diego Summers YUMMMMM!!!!!
5. Tell me about your most recent project. I am LOVING the photos of the models with all the colorful paint! How did this idea come up?
It’s called UV by XY. I did some Googleing and I think it’s pretty unique. I thought of it in the same way all my ideas come to me. I put my earphones on and listen to my favourite music and then think: ‘What would this look like if it was an image?’. I really try to think out of the box. Sometimes my ideas are outrageous, but when I start to work on them they turn out to be quite doable.
6. Tell us about working with Logan McCree. Logan is one of the most popular and talented performers in gay porn He has been one of your most frequent models. Oh yeah, I am also madly in love with him too.
Yeah, you could say Logan is sort of my muse, haha. Of course his look his unique, but he’s also a lovely guy that really gets into what he does. I did 5 shoots with him, 4 of which are hardcore and he’s actually aroused when you shoot him. That makes my job very easy (not to mention fun). He’s very real and down to earth and he just radiates this incredible sexual energy. I could go on for days about him.
7. How was it like working with such porn trailblazers like Buck Angel?
That shoot was a dream. I met up with Buck to shoot a phone picture with him and Bossy Bear. We got talking, I showed him some of my work and he thought I was really talented. I told him I had trouble building my network in Amsterdam and he offered to help out on an international scale, so nice! We did a small shoot together and one of the photos ended up on the cover of his newest release. I owe him a lot and am forever grateful.
AMAZING shot of Buck Angel...WOOF!
8. What are some of the things we ought to look forward to coming from House of XY? Would you mind telling us a bit about some of your upcoming projects?
I don’t like to repeat myself, so every shoot has to have a new concept. At the moment I’m working on a series with the cutest young smutpuppy. He’s heavy into piss, which is a dream come true. I’ve never shot watersports before and I love the challenge of turning something dirty into art you’d hang on your wall.
9. Who are some of the models you are DYING to work with? Who are your current porn crushes?
I can die happy if I ever did a shoot with Steve Cruz. I admire everything about him, both on and off screen, as a person, an actor and a director. I already have ideas for that shoot, but you’re just going to have to wait and see. If it ever happens I guarantee you it will be the most spectacular shots he’s ever had taken.
10. OK. I HAVE to know the origins of Bossy Bear. He is one of my favorite things EVER. I’m serious when I say I absolutely ADORE Bossy Bear. Where did he come from? Why is he so Bossy? What was it like having Bossy take several pics with some several gay porn talent? Oh yeah, Where can I get my hands on a Bossy Bear! I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!
Hahaha. Bossy goes well with everyone, sometimes he’s my link to meeting very famous stars, like Buck Angel! He’s a great icebreaker. Bossy is a collectable toy by designer David Horvath. He also featured in a children’s book about learning to share, not one of Bossy’s many talents. That’s where ‘MINE!!!” comes from, although I’ve made my Bossy a bit more rude than the original.
11. What do you find is the most challenging aspect about creating gay porn? What’s the most fun?
Well, there’s a lot of technique involved, which can totally ruin the mood. So it can be quite hard to make it all look effortless and inspired, when in fact it’s all totally planned. However , it can be really fun when there’s a great dynamic between everyone on set, which allows us to rise above the technique and just focus on shooting some hot sex.
12. What is so inspirational about the male nude human body?
I just love cocks. They’re such a bizarre bodypart. They can grow and shrink, they can be rock hard yet stay juicy and if you’re nice to it you get a toy surprise.
13. What’s the last porn you jerked off to?
OverDrive by TitanMen. I am addicted to all their Blu-Ray releases. They’re so well lit and filmed, in crystal clear HD. I like sex to look slick and sexy and TitanMen delivers.
14. Who are some of your porn influences?
I’d have to name Steve Cruz again. He’s proved that you can achieve whatever you want in this industry if you’re passionate about it and are willing to work your ass off. And man, am I both!
Logan McCree is dreaaaamy....
15. Do you find that your environment influences your work? You live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Do you find that the city feeds your creative nature?
It doesn’t actually. Amsterdam is so beautiful and picturesque, while my photography is raw and harsh. I think my photos feel more like Berlin than like Amsterdam. I’d never leave here to go to Berlin though, much to raw and harsh haha. Maybe it’s the juxtaposition between the city and my work that works so well.
PLEASE check out HOUSE OF XY. Some of the photography is STELLAR. Also, the UV light pics......FUCKING HOT! I am so happy for HOUSE OF XY. It's something fresh and new and uber fuckin sexxxy!
Click HERE to check out HOUSE OF XY.
Click HERE for HOUSE OF XY on Twitter.
Tuesday, December 7, 2010
Ed Fox and Jack Jefferson hotness on HARD BRIT LADS!
My lust/obsession with Ed Fox continues with this fuckin HOT scene on HARD BRIT LADS! This time, Ed is kissing, sucking, and fucking the hell out of sexy Jack Jefferson. After Ed Fox's steamy SOLO I just HAD to watch him get his big fuckin uncut cock sucked and watch him shoving his massive cock in and out of of a hot Brit dude. Jack Jefferson is one hot shaved headed bloke that takes such a nice pounding from Ed Fox. Not only does Jack excel at taking Ed Fox's perfect uncut cock up his beautiful arse but he slobbers, deep throats, and gags on it like a hungry cocksucker. Oh, and don't think that Ed just sits there and lets Jack just suck on his cock. Oh no. Ed pretty much skull fucks Jack and watching Ed slide his big cock deep down Jack's throat will make your dick leak. Its sooooo fuckin HOT! Shit, who wouldn't be hungry for Ed's slab of uncut UK beef. I mean seriously, if Ed whipped out his cock in front of you would YOU not instantly get on your knees and start sucking. Didn't think so. Ed does some good dick sucking of his own on Jack's big uncut cock. Watching his juicy plump lips wrapped around Jack's cock, bobbing and weaving.......damn...........
Now lets get to the fucking. Jack is one lucky and talented bottom because he takes Ed's cock with ease. I LOVE the way Ed fucks. He is gentle and tender and flips it on you and becomes a total dominant top which I fuckin LOVE! Not only that, Ed has some of the best, most intense facial expressions on his face when he pounds Jack. It's like you can see his thinking process and concentration on his face expressing how much he loves plowing Jacks hole. Watching Ed's face while he slides in and out of Jack is such a turn on. Also, watching Jack's face cringe with delight as his hole gets stretched is great too. There is also a great moment in the scene where Ed grabs onto Jack's shirt and obliterates Jacks butt with no mercy! That was one of my FAVORITE parts of the scene!
Oh and when you get to the end of the scene you'll be delighted with the massive cum facial Jack gets from Ed. I swear, I sooooooo wish I was Jack at that moment. :P
Check out some of the pics from this HOT FUCKIN SCENE!
Click HERE to check out more scenes from HARD BRIT LADS and HERE to check out their Twitter page.
Friday, December 3, 2010
Hard Brit Lads is HOT HOT HOT!
Guys from across the pond are hot. Really hot. Especially the British ones. I recently discovered HARD BRIT LADS while on Twitter and I must say, the men and the scenes on this website are god damn sexy as FUCK! Its no secret that I have a thing for British dudes. The Brit lads are some of the HOTTEST men out there. All the Brit dudes that I've had a chance to taste and devour have been nothing but scrumptious and you'll DEFINITELY find some hot Brit lads on this site.
I mean, check out ED FOX. He is sooooooo fuckin HOT! That slight hairy fuzz on his chest, big, juicy lips, the pierced nipples, that big, deliiiiiiiiicious, suckable uncut cock? DAMN! I loved watching Ed fondle his big uncut dick in his red shorts. Watching him get himself hard while hiding his amazing dick behind those small red shorts made my mouth water for his cock. Oh yeah, when he reveals the slab of UK uncut beef he has in those red shorts.....................AMAZING! One of my favorite parts of the solo is seeing Ed slap and grope his cock while still in his red shorts. Its such a good tease because once he reveals what he's got down below its quite the sight! I also LOVE when Ed plays with his nipples while he jerks off. Too fuckin hot. I swear if I were with him I would totally stuff that big, thick, uncut UK cock down my fuckin THROAT! :P
Here are some more pics of gorgeous stud ED FOX!
HARD BRIT LADS content is filmed in HD and the site has NEW SCENES updated weekly. Did I mention that the men on this site are fuckin hot? Oh yeah, I think we covered that. Did I mention that there are lots of beautiful uncut men on HARD BRIT LADS? Mmmmm hmmmm. We got that covered.
I'm gonna keep you all posted on some of the new content that comes from HARD BRIT LADS. I've been going through several of their scenes and finding lots and lots of hotties and FORESKIN! YAY! :P
Oh Ed Fox, you make this uncut American swoon! So does several of the hotties from HARD BRIT LADS! :P
Also, check out @hardbritlads on TWITTER!
Friday, November 12, 2010
Meeting the fabulous NIKKI BENZ!
Last night I was very fortunate enough to get a chance to check out Nikki Benz feature dance at the Hustler Club in San Francisco. I was absolutely besides myself when I found out that Nikki was gonna be coming up to San Francisco. I've been completely in awe and fascinated by Nikki ever since I discovered her awesome work for BRAZZERS. I absolutely ADORE Nikki Benz. Not only is she smoldering hot in her sex scenes but she is also one of the sweetest, most gracious, and above all super incredibly fun porn stars I have come across in a very long time. When I found out that Nikki had a Twitter I immediately started to follow her. I was drawn to Nikki not only by the incredible pics she posts from her travels feature dancing all over the world and her various porn shoots. Nikki's presence online and on her films is something that does not go unnoticed. Nikki is a trooper when it comes to chatting it up with her fans via Twitter and her various social networking sites. It is no wonder that this beautiful Canadian (I LOVE CANADIAN PORN STARS!) sex goddess is one of the most followed women in porno Twitter (50,000+ followers and counting.)
I have tried several times to try and meet Nikki Benz when she was doing signings and feature dancing gigs down south but I never got the chance. When I read that she was gonna be up here in San Francisco I knew that I just HAD to make an effort to go and see her. I was lucky enough to have the day off yesterday so there was no excuse not to go check out Nikki! Before I went to the Hustler Club I went to my buddy Chad's place who just so happened to live like a block away from the Hustler Club. We hung out and I told Chad about Nikki and how much I wanted to meet her. Chad has a whole wall in his kitchen where people are allowed to tag all sorts of things. Since I was on a Nikki Benz high (among other things) I showed my love and appreciation for Nikki on his wall.
Here is a pic of the view from Chad's building of San Francisco. Beautiful huh? :P
Once I got to the Hustler Club I started to get excited to check out Nikki Benz. They had a huge poster of Nikki right at the door. When I was showing my ID to the bouncer he mentioned that Nikki Benz was the feature dancer. I told him the only reason I'm here is to see Nikki perform. He gave me a big smile and let me into the club. I was very surprised at how nice the Hustler Club is! usually I'm used to skanky ass strip clubs in the Valley but the SF Hustler Club was very classy and the layout of the place is cool. I love how they have the main stage right in the middle of the club. The bartenders, bouncers, and most of the dancers were really chill and made you feel welcome when you're in the club. My fave was the bartender girls. They were making me laugh at and totally having conversations with me. While I was sitting at the bar one of the dancers was talking to this guy about Nikki Benz and kinda talking shit that she was there to feature dance. I wanted to interrupt their conversation but I didn't wanna start any drama so I just kept it cool. The dancer kept saying shit like " I dunno what the big deal is about Nikki Benz. Who is she anyway?" Man, I sooooo shoulda said something but I just kept it my mouth shut and grinned at what a dumb comment that was.
When I saw Nikki walk into the club I was taken aback. She looks so fuckin stunning walking down the strairs to get into the club. I wanted to say something to her as she was walking down the stairs but I just kept on walking up to the ATM machine. Nikki was busy being escorted so I just kept on walking and waited for a better opportunity to talk to her. It's funny, whenever I am around a beautiful porn star like Nikki Benz I get all giddy on the inside. Nikki's presence was so contagious I felt slightly dizzy when I was walking by her. I wanted to be all "OMG OMG NIKKI I LOVE YOU..." but I totally kept my cool and just smiled as she was walking down the stairs.
Once Nikki was announced to go up on stage I got up from the bar and headed down to the seating area around the main stage. My heart was racing because in just a few moments Nikki fuckin Benz was gonna be rocking the stage! Once she got up on there....WOW...I mean.......totally fuckin WOW! Nikki was dressed up in a shiny, shimmery, light blue corset, braw, booty shorts and white fuck me boots. She looked like a sparkling diamond every time she made her presence known on the stage. I was in complete awe watching her sway her hips and feel on her body on stage. Whenever Nikki would look in my direction I knew that she knew who I was and that she was happy to see me. When Nikki came up to me while she was dancing she gave me a huge smile, bent down in front of me, gave me a BIG kiss, and was talking about how great it was to finally meet me. I think its amazing that our first human interaction was on stage while she danced seductively to Rihanna's new single! Here is a pic of Nikki in her outfit.
HOT!!!!!!!!!!
After Nikki danced to a couple of songs she passed out some of her merchandise to the people sitting around the main stage. Nikki kissed and handed me one of her posters. After Nikki finished dancing she went off to her dressing room. I went back to the bar to chill and take in the fact that Nikki had just danced right in front of me. I could still smell her scent on me and it was totally addicting. I LOVED when Nikki went topless and she told me "I wanna put my boobs all over your face but I can't.." I thought that was the cutest thing EVER! It was so sweet of her to say that! I had a big smile on my face after she made that comment.
While at the bar I heard Nikki calling my name from her dressing room. I walked over to her, gave her a big hug, and she gave me one of her DVDs! She also invited me to come and hang out with her in her dressing room. It was nice to have a chance to talk with Nikki after she danced. We talked about all her travels and her work schedule. I caught her up on all my adventures since moving to SF. Sitting in that dressing room and talking with Nikki I could see why she is one of the most successful adult starts out there today. Nikki's attitude and way of life is so frivolous, fun and free but it is also very business like and professional. Basically, this girl knows how to have her fun and be smart about it too. I coulda stayed in that dressing room all night and chit chatted with her until the sun came out but after we talked we set up her booth in the club where she was going to do her signing for the fans. Nikki was gracious enough to take a Polaroid picture with me right before she was going to do her signing. After that, I said my goodbye to Nikki and took off.
What a magical night it was last night. Nikki is one of the most amazing women in porn and if you don't know about her well then its high time you get to know this woman. She is one of the very few women in porn that has had crossover success in mainstream gigs and Nikki shows no signs of slowing down. So excited for whats to come from NIKKI BENZ!
Check out Nikki's OFFICIAL SITE!
Check out her Twitter page too!
I've also included several Nikki videos. One is from her Fox Sports show CUBED and the others are behind the scenes antics!
LOVE YOU NIKKI BENZ!!!!!!!! BENZ MAFIA FOR LIFE WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!! :P
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Kylie Minogue Saved My Life!
As most of you know by now I am no longer living in the San Fernando Valley. I have become a full on San Francisco resident and I'm LOVING every single waking moment of it. Pornolandia has up and relocated to the fast paced, sassy streets of Frisco. It's been quite a turbulent journey but it was definitely necessary for me to get me out of the FUNK that I was feeling back in Porn Valley.
But lets get to the actual topic I want to talk about. Lets get to talking about Kylie Minogue and how she saved my life. I'm a big Kylie Minogue fan. Thanks to my tranny cousin Josephine I got introduced to the pop power force that is Kylie Minogue. Kylie wasn't a big smash in America until her deliiiiiicious FEVER album hit the airwaves with the massive smash 1st single CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD. Once her FEVER album took off I started to follow her career and music a lot more thoroughly. This year, Kylie came out with her 11th studio album APHRODITE and lemme tell ya, this absolute fun and delightful album was a SALVATION for me here in SF.
It all started Folsom weekend. I don't have much albums on my iTunes on my crappy laptop and I was sick of listening to the same shit I have on my ipod. I remembered that I had recently added APHRODITE to my iTunes library and figured it would be something fun to listen to while I was having some downtime in my hotel room or getting ready to go out. I hadn't really given APHRODITE a good listen when I first got the album. I mostly listened to it when I was in my tranny cousins car when we'd be going out to West Hollywood. While my buddy Jeremy Feist and I were getting ready for the Folsom St. Fair I had mentioned how I LOVED Kylie's new album. We started talking about how fun the album is so we started to listen to it. I kept playing the song GET OUT OF MY WAY while getting ready and Jeremy commented on how he was gonna have that song stuck in his head the rest of the day.
After Folsom St Fair came to a close it was time I started getting serious about making the move to San Francisco. I had a flight back to LA on Monday October 4th. I called Virgin America the that morning to inform them that I wasn't gonna be on the plane and the guy had THE NERVE to try and charge me for not going on the flight. HELL. THE. FUCK. NO. At that point, I reached a boiling point where I didn't give a fuck what the next hateful angry words I was going to say. I just went off. I basically told the guy to shove the 75 dollar "not getting on the plane" charge straight up his fuckin ass. I told him how he should be GRATEFUL that I fuckin called Virgin America and informed them that I wasn't gonna be on the plane. I told him how I didn't have SHIT for money and that him charging me 75 bucks for not showing up on the plane was gonna fuck my shit over. I had to let it out. I was so fuckin frustrated/scared/exhausted/stoned/hung over that I didn't give a FUCK anymore.
He eventually caved in and didn't charge me for anything. THANK GOD cuz I sure as hell needed whatever money I have to keep me ALIVE. I needed to calm down so I just started blasting Kylie Minogue's APHRODITE and it calmed me down. It brought me back to earth. Seriously, who the fuck can be in a pissed off mood when Kylie Minogue is playing. Her music makes me happy. Kylie's music is like a lifetime supply of all the candy you've ever loved in your life. It's delicious. It's flirty. It's fun. It's sexy. All these things are exactly what APHRODITE is. A never ending, pulsating, happy, peppy, hotsy, totsy, popsy eargasm. This album is meant to be played at maximum volume. Seriously. Kylie's APHRODITE album sticks to you. It engulfs you. It sooths you. It makes you want to be with your best friend jumping up and down hysterically on the dance floor laughing your ass off flailing your arms left and right when Kylie commands it on her deliiiiiiiiciously hypnotic jam PUT YOUR HANDS UP (IF YOU FEEL LOVE). I guarantee you, when you listen to this album and let it seduce you with its amazing synth pop beats and Kylie's bouncy fun voice you'll remember the time and place you got your first taste of this pop gem. For me, its a reminder of the guy I made out and danced with at The Lookout when ALL THE LOVERS played. It reminds me of a hot guy I made mad passionate love to when GET OUT OF MY WAY was playing from my laptop in the background. It reminds me of driving across the Bay Bridge with my BFF Honey and losing myself in the majestic beauty that is San Francisco when EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL plays.
Everything is Beautiful in San Francisco....
APHRODITE is a salvation for me. Up and moving to SF has been one of the most challenging and grueling experiences of my life. Whenever I felt like I was gonna break down and ready to give up I would find myself going to APHRODITE and letting its message of love and empowerment run through my veins and keeping a big fuckin smile on my face. This album saved me from letting shit get to me. It soothed me. I would wake up in the morning and start my day by listening to GET OUT OF MY WAY. Feeling absolute bliss knowing that I was out in beautiful San Francisco and letting Kylie's music just fill me up with tremendous positivity. This album saved my life because there have been moments that I'm here in San Francisco scared as all hell as to what the future is gonna bring. One day, before meeting up with a friend of mine I was sitting in Union Square and I was listening to APHRODITE and I got so fuckin emotional that I started crying my eyes out. I was crying of unbelievable happiness. I observed all the commotion of all the beautiful people walking all over the city and it just moved me.
Kylie's APHRODITE'S album gives me motivation to deal with all the struggles and hardships I am still going through as I make the transition to living up here in the Bay Area. I owe so much of my sanity to Kylie's beautiful album. This album is absolutely incredible and I highly recommend it to anyone who is in need of a boost of pop perfection. Thank you Kylie Minogue for making one of the best albums of your amazing career. I thank the Gods every damn day that I listen to Kylie's APHRODITE album. You will too. I promise you.
So put you HANDS UP...If you FEEL LOVE toniiiiiiigggghhhhht......
:P
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