FOLSOM WEEKEND. DAY ONE.

All I can say is "Wow". Folsom Weekend has been one of the BEST weekends I've had in a very long time. I'm chillin in my room nekkid going through all the pics and videos from the weekend. I can't stop smiling as from all the wild, fun, crazy, intense, shit that happened during FOLSOM!!!


Friday morning I woke up with a twitch in my crotch. My crotch gets all twitchy when something good is about to come my way. It was FINALLY Friday. FINALLY the day I was gonna head up to SF for Folsom. I had spent the whole week bouncing off the walls at work and home knowing that I was gonna be spending my weekend up in SF with Kelly Shibari and a bunch of my favorite gay porn buds I've met and talk to on a regular bases on Twitter. I've been talking about going to SF for Folsom for such a long time on Twitter. It was fun talking to everyone about Folsom on Twitter because it helped with fueling my buzz and eventual high I would get when I finally made it to SF.


Kelly and I hit the road like around noon. It was really cool riding up to SF with Kelly. We spent most of the time chit chatting about all the different projects we're working on and catching up on what we've both been up to. We listened to tons of 80's and 90's music from Sirius/XM. We would sing along to a bunch of the songs on the road. It helped with keeping us entertained on the road cuz seriously, the ride to SF on the 5 freeway is brutally boring. It starts to get particularly boring when you pass The Grapevine and head into the wasteland that is Bakersfield. Kelly and I kept each other very entertained talking about all the shit we were gonna do during the weekend. This helped with getting me more and more impatient ans wanting to be in SF BADLY. Kelly and I were both Folsom virgins. I first heard about the Folsom St. Fair from my one of my friends that lives up in the Bay Area. During last years festival he sent me all sorts of filthy/sexxxy pics from the event. When I saw those pics I KNEW I had to get a piece of that action. I mean COME ON PEOPLE: All those fuckin hot guys parading around int he streets wearing nothing but leather, jock straps, chains, UGH!


Before we got to SF Kelly and I made a pit stop in San Jose to meet up with Kelly's friend Mollena and Jane McMurry at The Domain Hotel. The Domain Hotel was having a Folsom Fringe and Mollena was working/presenting at the Fringe. We mety up and chit chatted with Mollena for quite a while in her room before we met up with Jane. Kelly, Jane, and I decide to have a drink at the hotel to unwind and catch up. Mollena couldn't get a drink cuz she was busy with Fringe stuff. The bar at the hotel was kinda small and closed so we ended up walking across the street from the hotel to this Bikini Bar that Kelly and I noticed when we were looking for the hotel. As we walked over there we were hesitant whether we were gonna go in or not. We finally decide to go in and have a drink. The Bikini Bar was OK. The thing that sucked was that there was NO NUDITY! Some of the girls were cute, with nice thick bodies and big asses but most of the chicks were skinny white girl waifs with no boobies whatsoever. All the ethnic girls had it going on though. There was this one Asian chick that was pretty much the star of the Bikini Bar. She was real pretty with long black hair, a thick, hourglass figure, boobs, and ass for days. As Jane, Kelly, and I were talking I would get quiet cuz I was distracted by the hot Asian girl dancing. She was moving soooo good to Janet Jackson's "Anytime, Anyplace". Kelly kept commenting on how I wasn't paying attention but once she saw what I was looking at she understood. :P


After we said by to Jane we FINALLY headed to the city. I love driving into San Francisco at night. The lights illuminating the beautiful city is so overwhelmingly beautiful. Everytime I go to SF my body feels electric. The energy from the city drives my mind and thoughts in into overload. As we drove into the city i kept sqealing and bouncing around in my seat. I probably looked like a school girl waiting to meet the Jonas Bro's or something thats how fuckin excited I was. Kelly dropped me off @ the Motel 6 I stay at everytime I go to SF. It's in the Tenderloin off Geary St. This hotel is my FAVORITE! THey have really big rooms, cool shops and cafe's in the area, awesome bars, and it's in the fuckin TENDERLOIN! I fuckin love the Tenderloin.



I walked into the Hotel and began the check-in process. The clerk was a super sweet girl that I remember from the last time I went to SF for GAYVN. As we were doing our registration she informed me that I only had a reservation for one night! I told her that I reserved the room for 3 days but the person that handled my reservation did it wrong. THEN, she tells me that they were all booked for the whole weekend! I paniced a little, but then started to flirt with her to see if she could help me out. The girl couldn't stop smiling and blushing when I was flirting with her. I flirted hardcore too. I fuckin NEEDED a room for all three days. I was having people staying with me from LA and SF so I was gonna be screwed if I didnt get my room. Well, I end up getting my room. Not only did I get my room, I got one with two beds and a smoking one for all 3 days. I gave the clerk the biggest smile and "Thank You" for helping me out. It was funny cus she was all "well...it looks like someone JUST cancelled on a room..." She gave me a cute smile. I knew she worked her magic. Once she gave me the key to my room I hustled my way into my room.


After I got all my shit put on my bed a ran back out into the streets to find a liquour store. It was around 9pm around this time and I wanted to get to the Tripple Crown Bar for POP GOES THE ZIPPER! I didn't wanna be "Tardy for the Party", which is a running joke on twitter amongst the porn boys and Chi Chi LaRue Luckily, close to the Motel 6 there was a shitload of Liqour store. I ran into one and grabbed a small bottle of Jack Daniels and some Coke. The clerk at the Liquor store commented on my Belladonna Dog Tags. Here is a snippet of our conversation:



CLERK: Hey man, why do you have my girlfriend around your neck?

ME: What girlfriend? (Pause. CLERK looks points at my Dog Tags) Ooooh...her...haha...that's MY girlfriend. Her name is Belladonna.

CLERK: Oh shit no way...I know who she is. She's fuckin crazy nasty.

ME: She's my favorite.

CLERK: Is she really your girlfriend?

ME: Nah, she's just awesome. I work in porn and she gave me these dog tags @ a convention in LA.

CLERK: Crazy shit man. (Pause.) So you ever need any actors for your movies? I know this guy that walks around this area naked sometimes with a big ass torro dick.

ME: Damn, that big?

CLERK: Fuck yeah bro. This foo's dick, I swear to you not, fuckin can touch the ground. You might see him walking around later on tonight.

(Grab my shit. Start walking away.)

ME: Haha...I'll look for him. Thanks man!

(exit)


I ran back to my room. I hoped in the shower, then got dressed for POP GOES THE ZIPPER! I called the front desk clerk to get my a cab but she mentioned just going on the streets to get one. I put on my Easy Access Pants (no undies), my Lou Reed/Jewel shirt did a HUGE shot of Jack Daniels and took off!



Of course, on my rush to get to POP GOES THE ZIPPER I fuckin forgot my DIGITAL CAMERA! UGH! I was sooo pissed. It didn't take me that long to hail a cab and head to the party. Once I got there, man was is SPECTACULAR! There was people flooding the street hanging out, socializing, smoking, and all kinds of other shit. Lover Rob Romoni was doing interviews outside with a bunch of porn boys.

Rob Romoni interviewing Steve Cruz

When I got into the club it was a madhouse. Soooo many hot fuckin porn guys were out and about wearing hardly ANYTHING. The Bar was fuckin jam packed. I walked over towards the dancefloor and saw my buddies Josh Griffin and Rocco Giovanni while they were dancing on stage. I went up to say hello to them and give them a big hug. They kept apologizing for being all sweaty and I was like..."uh...I kinda like that." LOL. I swear, there were sooo many hot porn guys and non porn guys at POP GOES THE ZIPPER it was unbelievable. I also got to hang out with Steve Cruz and Bruno Bond for a moment while we were at the bar. I approached them and talked to them and was trying to be as calm as I could. I feel like I have great porn etiquette. I don't wanna be all over these men trying to grab thier crotches and do all sorts of naughty things to them. I mean, I would love to, but I'd much rather be more professional and calm when it comes to talking to them. I respect the men and women in the adult industry very much so. I would like for them to know that by acting somewhat decent with them when they're out at event. God I had a great time talking to those two. I also got to meet my gay porn oracle Sister Edith!!! We've been talking on Twitter forever and it was soooo cool to finally meet her in the flesh. We gabbed with Sister Roma for a bit then I went off to get a drink. One drink led to 4 more and then my shirt came off. And then I was dancing like crazy. it felt sooooo good dancing to the music Chi Chi was playing. I even got to chill in the DJ booth for like a minute. HAHA! It was too funny. Since I was all fuckin buzzed I started to take more pube shots to post on Twitter. While I was doing that Sister Edith came by and sat next to me. We started talking about how much fun we were having and I was toooootttttaaallllllyyyyy confessing my love for Dominic Sol. I said some pretty sexxxy/filthy things I wanna do to that man. But it was sooo much fun talking with Sister Edith. I knew when I eventually met her in person she was gonna be fabulous. That drunken conversation we had was so special. I will NEVER FORGET IT!!!

After saying by to Sister Edith it was time to go home. As I got up to get out of the club I saw Chi Chi LaRue talking with some guys on the other side of the bar. She was in the middle and both of those guys were chatting up a storm. I walked up to Chi Chi, gave her a kiss on the cheek, kissed her hand, and told her what I wonderful time I had. She was totally blushing and was kinda speechless. It was cute. I dunno, everytime I see Chi Chi I get all sexxxy and sultry. She just brings it out of me. I was totally giving her the eyes and channeling my good vibes to her. It was awesome!

Stay tuned for my blog post of Day 2 @ FOLSOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WOOT!!!

Shi8t I forgot to mention!!!! I ran into Scott Tanner! YAY! and I met his BF Paul too. They were soooo cool and cute that night.

:P


POP GOES THE ZIPPER and Day One of FOLSOM weekend was a fuckin SUCCESS!!!

10,000 Tweets Bitches! UGH!!!!!

By now all of you must know how big of a Twitter skank I am. Well, recently, I hit a Twitter milestone: 10,000 muthafuckin tweets bitches!!! Yes, I'll say it before and I'll say it again, Twitter has totally changed my life for the better. With Twitter, I've been able to keep in touch and talk to several different xxx people that I love and admire. It's been a social networking gem for my life and it continues to be a huge part of my life. I love Twitter because it feeds my voyeur/exhibitionist nature and to be honest, it's pretty fuckin cool. Being able to talk to adult stars, companies, and fans day in and day out is fuckin sweet.


I decided to take a special pic for my 10,000 tweet. I was inspired to take the pic on this blog by my buddy and fellow porn personality Jeremy Feist
A while back Jeremy had a Twitter Avatar with him nekkid with a piece of paper covering his delicious penis. From what I remember, I think the piece of paper said something like "Go Fuck Yourself" of "Fuck Off" or something like that. Whatever it said, I thought it was totally fuckin rad that he posted a picture up like that. So, while I was watching The Heartbreak Kid (Ben Stiller version) with my neice @lizthebizzz I grabbed a pieces of paper and started working on my sign. I fucked up about twice before I came up with the sign covering my cock and balls. I STILL ended up fucking up my sign HAHA! Oh well, I think the sign is pretty cool and people can read it.


I really do love Twitter and all the fuckin opportunities it has given me. I love being able to instantlt post silly comments and pictures for all the Twitterverse to see. I posting pics of toys, DVD covers, posters, and all sorts of random shit I encounter on a day to day basis. It sure helps pass the time when I'm bored and I get to talk to all sorts of interesting people from all over the world! Twitter has made me a "Porn Socialite". I feel privileged and blessed that I get to "follow" and talk to the people in the adult industry that I admire so much. I love being abe to promote all of thier pornographic material and adventures. I feel that Twitter has given me the social networking hard on I've wanted FOREVER!

THANK YOU TWITTER and all my TWITTER friends porn and non porn related. Shit's only gonna get better and better for me thanks to all of you and Twitter!!!!

:P

Garage @ Here Lounge 09/16/09

I hardly ever go to West Hollywood. Ever. I used to go more often when I was younger but most of the time I stay clear of West Hollywood. On the nights that I do venture out to Fagville, They end up being really fuckin amazing nights! My night at Here Lounge recently was one of those amazing nights!


I've only been to Garage at HERE Lounge twice in my life. The first time I went was with Lynn LeMay and a bunch of other people back in March of this year. I don't really know whether Garage was going on around that time. All I know is that my ass got SHIT FACED that night. I was a camera whore taking pictures of all the strippers and being a drunk douche. What I do remember most from that night was me losing my fuckin ipod because of my drunken debauchery. After all that mess, I didn't wanna set foot into Here for Anything. All that changed though thanks to Twitter.


Lemme just say, Last wednesday was fuckin FANTASTIC! I got to hang out with some of my favorite people in the gay adult industry. There were hot porn strippers, Lots of good booze, DJ CHI CHI FUCKIN LA RUE, JASON SEACHREST, ROB ROMONI (love you lover!) and so many more.

I was gonna write a longer blog about this night but I'm too fuckin tired.

The pics that my friend Gabe Ayala aka Rolling Blackout should be enough to tell ya how awesome the night was!!!!

Can't wait to go back again for more fun with the boyz!!! :P

Tori Black Launches Website. FUCK. YES.

Fuck yes indeed my friends! One of my FAVORITE women in porn, the beautiful, always classy, and ever so talented Tori Black recently launched her www.misstoriblack.com I found out about Tori launching her site via her Twitter page. When I found out about it I was absolutely thrilled. I remember talking to Tori about her site while she was taking pictures and signing autographs at this years Erotica LA.


I'm super excited about Tori's new site. I think that Tori is one of the best women in porn out there. I first started to take notice of Tori when I saw her on the cover of Harmony Films FUCK CLUB. She looked absolutely stunning on that box cover. I think I already wrote about this but fuck it here it goes again. Everytime I would pass by that box cover I couldn't help but stop and look at it for a very long time. Tori is beautiful. She has an amazing personality on and off camera and man does she ignite the screen when she fucks. I swear, this girl has such a great sexual appetite. Oh god, and her smile...Tori Black has a smile that instantly lights up a room and can't be ignored.




I can honestly say that Tori Black is one of the coolest girls in porn I've met in a really long time. I have yet to see a Tori Black scene I didn't like. So far, all the ones that I have seen have been amazing. I love being able to talk to customers at Adult Factory Outlet about her films and about her in general. Whenever customers ask me about who They should look for as far as rising stars in porn and I always mention Tori. All the people at work know how much I love Tori Black.


I see great things coming from Tori Black. I get excited everytime I see her coming out in new films. I wish her all the luck with her website and I will keep you all informed on any new Tori Black news. I also hope to one day work with Tori in any future projects. Tori is like a muse to me. When I sit around at home and think up different films and scenarios with my favorite women in porn Tori is one that comes up quite often.

Tori, You fuckin RULE!!!!

:)

Easy Access Pants.

I've been wearing my easy access pants quite often this past week. I go through phases when it comes to wearing the clothing I wear. Well, actually, I don't go through phases. I pretty much have the same style and wardrobe I've had since I was in high school. I don't dress to impress. I only dress to impress if need be and even when I do that I don't try and make an effort to wear "decent" clothing for something. I'm a t-shirt and jeans guy. Random t-shirts are my favorite. I fuckin loooooove wearing random ass t-shirts with school mascots I don't even know or anything that says shit like "I got drunk at the Waterloo Junction and all got was this fucked up t-shirt" kinda shirts. I wear Dickies shorts RELIGIOUSLY and love wearing baseball caps and douchey trucker hats. (Yes I'll admit it, I like those damn hats god damn it!) That's my sense of style. I swear half the fuckin clothes I have in my closet is still from my high school days. I used to work at the Value Center which is a thrift store in Sylmar. I used to get all sorts of awesome shit when I worked there. I need to go shopping and find myself at least two or three decent outfits. That way I have some stuff I can wear when I need to go to a fancy dinner or shit like that. Not that I go to fancy dinners all the time (I wish) but hey, it never hurts to have good clothes and be prepared.


OK, back to my easy access pants. I digress a bunch I know...lol...





My easy access pants didn't start out the way that they look today. I bought these my pants in a thrift store up in Solvang California. Solvang is a small Danish town up about an hour or so from Santa Barbara. I went up there with a bunch of friends from college on a day trip. I had heard about Solvang from several different people. I was also curious as to see if it was true whether the town actually had windmills and looked like a small Danish village.v Turns out, It really does have windmills AND it had all sorts of neat little bakeries and shops. We hit up one of the thrift stores in town and I ended up finding my pants there. When I first bought them they were immaculate. They had no rips and tears or anything. What was cool about the pants was that they actually fit me pretty fuckin good. I hardly ever find pants that fit me. I'm a small fuckin guy, finding pants that fit me is a mission. But these pants man, they were fuckin perfect. I bought them for like 3 bucks too which totally made my day.


Now that I had these awesome pants I wore them ALL THE TIME. Like, everywhere. I felt awesome with my new pants. They were nice and new and felt great on my body. Shit, they even gave me confidence when I walked on the street. I just felt sooo fuckin good in these pants. Well, over time, The pants started to wear out. At first it started with one little thread that came undone on the pants. Once that shit happened I started to pick at it like a heroin addict picks at their scabs. One day while getting stoned in college I accidentally dropped the lit bowl on my pants which burned a hole through the pants. That gave me another thing to pick at when I was bored in class or sitting on the couch watching TV. Pretty soon, the huge holes started to form and over time they became the easy access pants that they are today.





I love wearing these jeans. I especially love wearing them with no undies on. I like to wear them because they make me feel super comfortable. It feels good having pants that give your balls and cock a nice breeze. Especially in this ridiculous heat. I feel sexxxy in my easy access pants. I feel like I'm putting myself in a vulnerable situation when I wear the jeans. I dunno, to me, feeling vulnerable or vulnerability is incredibly attractive. I feel unstoppable when I wear these pants with no undies. It's also a really good challenge for me when I go out in public with them on. I get turned on all the fuckin time. Wearing these jeans help me control my horniness. It's a huge challenge for me. I like the challenge. There are some times when I'm in the supermarket or store and I see someone hot and I'm like "Oh shit, I feel a boner coming along..." When that shit happens, I start to mentally prepare myself to control my loins. Sometimes, I do an awesome job and manage not to get a raging boner. Other times, I have to stop from walking and stand in one spot to make sure I don't move around and cause my cock to get harder than it already is.


I love wearing my easy access pants because they make scratching my nuts and adjusting my cock simple. Like, I just have to dig my hand down the hole, scratch away, and move on with my life. The pants make me feel slutty and incredibly confident. I like wearing them when I go to a sleazy bar because they attract so much attention. Especially when I'm at the gay bars. I love the way guys look down at my pants and try to reach inside for my cock. It happens to me all the time when I wear the pants. I don't mind the attention, shit, I fuckin invite it. I have some huge holes by my butt cheeks. Every time I walk you can see bits and pieces of my ass. Oh man, and when I have some drinks in me it's over. The thought of someone sticking their hands up my inner thigh where the huge holes in my pants are gets me going. One drunken night at the Faultline I let a guy give me a hand job in at the bar. I didn't cum or anything, the guy was able to reach my cock with ease and stroke it real good. It was awesome cuz there was a porn playing at the bar while the guy was stroking me. No one had a clue what we were doing. That shit was a fuckin turn on for me. To be able to pull shit off with no problems was fuckin hot. A guy at the bar started noticing what was going on. I just gave him a smirk and let the guy continue to work on my cock.


My pants were the talk of the town this Labor Day Weekend. My mom kept commenting on how cool they were and one of my aunts told me that If I walked out in public in my pants I would get raped. Well, I've already been out in public with them on and so far no rape has happened. HAHA! It was funny having my family and friends comment on the jeans. Sooner or later these pants are gonna be unwearable. I think I will shed a tear when that day happens. Till then, I will keep strutting my shit down the street with my nuts out. Letting the cool breeze caress my sack to satisfaction!

:)

LeMayzing Blowout Sizzale! :P

Yup, LeMayzing is having a blowout sale. Selling 3 packs of skin flicks for $25.99. Pretty good for 3 titles I think. You can choose from 7 of the new titles:

SOME LIKE IT DARK
TEEN AMERICA
MY DAUGHTER GOT FUCKED BY A HUGE BLACK DICK
SEX ADDICTIONS
MILFBOOK
YU TUBE
GIRLS GONE GIRLS

Some of the awesome people I've worked with in these films include Kelly Shibari, Sierra Skye, Scott Lyons, Gabby Quinteros, Becca Blossoms, Kaci Starr, Patrick J. Knight etc. I've had such a great shooting with these people.

Some of these films have some of my first work behind the camera. It's crazy for me to think that I've done camera work! I learn something new every day I get behind the camera. I get nervous sometimes, My stomach starts to make a funny noise and I pray to god I the microphone can't hear the noise coming from my body. But as We shoot, and I assist Eddie Garcia on his mainstream headshot shoots, I appreciate all the time I spend in being in creative spaces. I can't wait to look back at these films a year from now and see how much I've grown of how I need to shake things up. I've been thinking about investing in my own little HD camera. That way i can film all kinds of stuff on my own and play around with. I'm heading up to FOLSOM in San Francisco at the end of the month so I HAVE to have my own camera to get footsge of all the crazy shit I'm bound to see. I also want to have my own camera so I can start doing interviews and more vlogs of my adventures. I like using my cell phone for uploading twitvids, but If I can have my own camera I can video tape all kinds of shit. I've been wanting to do little interviews with people on the street and ask them questions about porn and shit like that. Kinda documentary style. I did that a little bit when I was at LA Erotica this year. I have an short interview with Tori Black and some awesome booty footage of Alexis Texas and Tori Black at the LA DIRECT MODELING booth.

Once I get my hands on my own camera it's over. :)




If anyone is interested in getting some cool NEW LeMayzing titles hit me up. I'll give ya all the info ya need! :P