Friday, February 26, 2010

My Dream With Newly Engaged Porn Couple Asa Akira and Rocco Reed

Photo taken by Alan E. www.stillsbyallan.com

Every once and a while a porn star will show up in my dreams. It doesn't happen that often. I'm suprised it doesn't since I'm up to my neck in porn thats splattered all over my room and life. Whenever I have a dream that involves a porn star I wake up confused, hard, and above all, inspired. I told myself that whenever I have a dream that involves porn stars that I would write a blog about it. So, here we go...

The Twitter Pornosphere was buzzing this week when unbelievably beautiful Asa Akira posted a tweet on her Twitter account announcing her engagement to porn Golden Boy Rocco Reed. Congrats to both of them. Rocco and Asa are two adult performers that I admire in the adult industry and I wish them nothing but the best. Click here to check out the bling on Asa's hand!

OK, now to the dream...

Asa and I are chilling on set after we've just done a scene. I don't remember what happened in the scene. I'm not even tripping out that I'm in bed naked with one of the hottest porn stars on the planet. Asa is wrapped with the white sheets we just did our scene on and I'm sitting back watching her play with her iPhone. We talk about what we've been up to and talk about how hot the scene was gonna look like in HD and shit like that. We start laughing and joking around when all of a sudden Rocco shows up on set. When Rocco showed up I got a little nervous. My inner monologue was telling me that he was gonna kick my ass or something for being in bed with Asa. I mean, I''m not a porn star. Why would I be in bed with Asa to begin with? When Rocco showed up Asa immediately stopped playing with her phone, got up, and gave Rocco a big hug. Rocco see's me on the bed and gives me a quick "What's up" and quickly moved his focus to Asa.

Once Rocco saluted me I calmed down. In this dream I was a porn star. Hey, I didn't mind. Asa and Rocco kept talking while I scrambled around to get my clothing from the floor. Once I was dressed I took a seat at the bed and watched Asa walk away to the wardrobe area. Rocco takes a seat next to me on the bed. I dunno why, but I felt kinda awkward sitting next to Rocco. I think it because I just had amazing sex (even though I dont remember it) with his amazing girlfriend (now fiancee). No matter how hard I tried I couldn't stop thinking about whether Rocco had any thoughts or comments about me having sex with Asa. It kept running through my head which made it difficult to have a conversation with Rocco. Rocco was being cool as fuck while we were talking. He told me about all the girls he was working with recently and talked about playing some poker. After that, Asa came back to join us. We talked for a little bit about hanging out soon and they took off. After that, I woke up.

The dream was TOTALLY random. It was also pretty fuckin cool. I have no control over who and shows up in my dreams. When its pretty cool porn stars like Asa and Rocco I'm all for it. :P

For more on Asa Akira check out her Twitter page or join her official site. Asa is on the rise to something great in the Porn Biz so check her out!

Check out Rocco Reed's Twitter page as well. Rocco is one of the most hard working, proffesional, and all around dynamo when it comes to porn. If you're a hard core porn afficionado like me, I'm sure in your collection of porn there is a scene with Rocco in it. :P

Tuesday, February 16, 2010

Why You Should Stroke to Conner Habib.

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Sunday, February 14, 2010

Str8cam Jeff goes HD.



Str8cam Jeff from www.str8cam.com is one of the HOTTEST adult performers on the internet. This man has it ALL: A fantastic body, deliiiiiiicious bubble butt, muscles for days, and those killer deep blue eyes that make me and many of his members and people on Twitter go absolutely bonkers. Jeff is definitely gonna cause quite a ruckus now that his shows will be filmed in HD!!!! With Str8cam now in HD, members of his site will have the benefit of watching Jeff flex his muscles and work over his cock in super sharp, clear, and exquisite HIGH DEFINITION.



Not only is Jeff one of the hottest straight guys online he is also one of the nicest guys out there. Jeff is super dedicated to all his members and fans online. You send him an email, he replies back. You send him a jock strap, undies, or any article of clothing he will wear it on his live shows. Shit, he'll even use whatever you send him as a cum rag after he shoots a load on his site!



I've had the pleasure of checking out some of his live shows on Str8cam and I gotta say, Jeff's shows are some of the hottest stuff I've seen. What I love about Str8cam is that with Jeff there is no gimmicks. It's Jeff getting himself off while we watch with full attention. Jeff finds ways of mixing stuff up on his site like using a variety of sex toys on his cock. I especially love it when Jeff fucks a Fleshjack. He fuckin pounds the fuck out of his Fleshjack. If I remember correctly, in one of his live shows he was fucking a mold of Jenna Haze's pussy so hard he tore that shit up!

Str8cam's site is one of my favorites because I love watching guys get themselves off. There's something about witnessing how a guy strokes himself off and makes himself feel good that just gets to me. I'm a total voyeur/exhibitionist, watching guys jerk off gets me going like no other. Tons of Jeff's fan are DYING to see Jeff do other stuff other than solo work. Honestly, I'd rather just watch Jeff solo. Knowing that Jeff doesn't do scenes with others makes all his live shows that much more special.

I recently was helping Jeff do a camera test with his new HD camera. Lemme just say, Str8cam in HD is really something special. Watching Jeff flex his amazing muscles in HD was AMAZING! Watching Jeff hard at work (not literally) trying to get the best possible set up for his first LIVE HD show for tonight was very inspiring. I can sense his dedication to make his live shows and site great for his members. Having his shows now in HD will only enhance the pleasure of watching Jeff bust his nuts. :P

Please check out Str8cam Jeff's first LIVE HD show on www.str8cam.com at 7:30pm Pacific Standard Time. Also, follow Jeff on Twitter! If you can't make the live show tonight not to worry. Str8cam live shows are archived and available for download! Jeff has soooooo many great shows available for download on his site. Hope you guys can check out his LIVE HD SHOW!!!! :P

Also, Check out Str8cam Jeff's gear he has for sale! Jeff sells Str8cam jock straps, lube, boxer briefs, and cumrags! I have a Str8cam jock and I fuckin LOVE IT!!! :P Can't wait to get my hands on his lube!!!! Click here to check out Str8cam gear.


Sunday, January 31, 2010

I slept with Drew Cutler.



Yes Bloggers, porn enthusiast, and all around gay sex pigs and their admirers, I did, indeed, SLEEP with Drew Cutler. Drew Cutler has been in by bed for the past week ever since he did his appearance at Cocktails with the Stars with Rob Romoni. OK, OK, before anyone gets into a panic...I didn't sleep with him. Although having his DVD of a collection of scenes from his work at Suite 703 It sort of felt like we were having a short fling. Every time I'd come to chill on my bed I'd end up finding the box cover close to my pillow or between my legs. :P

I heart Drew Cutler. He's sexxxy as FUCK, has an amazing personality, and always has a way to get my juices flowing. Whether it's his "Arruff's" he grunts or him talking about rimming, Drew is a knockout. I swear, after he started talking about rimming on Twitter all I could think about for a while is rimming Drew. Drew looks like a fun guy in bed. Oh man, I forgot to mention how incredibly sexxxy his deep voice is. Talk about instant boner. I would totally pop a boner listening to Drew read the ingredients in Spam thats how fuckin hot his voice is. :P

Please check out Drew on Suite 703! Also, check out Drew in Chi Chi Larue's PLAYING WITH FIRE 4. Click here for the trailer.

ARUFF!!!

:P

Drew and Rob Romoni at Cocktails with the Stars

Wednesday, January 27, 2010

My Mind is playing Tricks on Me.




This is the song that's in my head thanks to @flymrwhite on Twitter. He was listening to this song right before we kicked it in the front yard. I got the song stuck in my head so I went on You Tube looking for the Ghetto Boys song "My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me". As I was looking for the video the thing that caught my eye instantly was Elmo. Thanks to Mr. Cheeks I've seen more of Elmo than I really need. Mr. Cheeks LOVES the "Elmo Song." Whenever I go over to visit Mr. Cheeks we always play that cutsey wootsie song for him. We do it because Mr. Cheeks goes crazy when he see's Elmo. His face literally lights up with excitement. He'll be flailing his arms and laughing hysterically while Elmo plays his piano and sings his song.



I had to click on the Ghetto Puppets (you guyz rule!) video. I was curious as to what it was gonna be like. Fuck man this video is GENIUS. It's fuckin hilarious and made me laugh super hard. Everything about it is funny. I'm so glad I clicked on it. Totally made my day. :P



Friday, January 22, 2010

Whose Fine ass Porn Star Butt is This?



I've been in on a nostalgia kick today. When I get in this mood I go though all the pics and music I have stored on my external hard drive. I have THOUSANDS of photos! I was going though my picture folders and I came across these pics of a porn girls ass from EROTICA LA last year. The funny thing is, I don't remember taking the pics. Then I remembered my nephew and his friends hijacked my camera for a couple of hours so they can roam around the convention floor on their own.

Do any of you know whose luscious, culo this is? I figured it out after a good long look LOL. If you know whose ass this is write it in the comments section. Good Luck!!!! I'll give you a hint: She's blonde. HA! I guess thats not that great of a hint.

:P

Thursday, January 14, 2010

Joining the ADULT MOVIES TODAY XXX Review Team.

I'm very happy and pleased to announce that I'll be doing some xxx reviews for ADULT MOVIES TODAY soon!!! One of my goals for this year was to write more porn reviews and thanks to Adult Movies Today I get my chance! I started chatting it up with @AMToday who on Twitter two days ago after I tweeted about a BBW DVD customer that was giving me shit the other day at work. As we talked about the incident @AMToday asked me if I would like to write reviews for the site and I just couldn't say no.

I think this is gonna be an exciting journey for me. All of you know how much I fuckin love porn. I not only watch porn just to jerk off to it. I watch it and analyze the shit out of it sometimes. Back when I worked at the xxx shops in Santa Barbara I used to bring DVDs home and watch them all the time. I would sometimes watch the movies in the living room while my roommates were home. I didn't care. They all knew where I worked and it wasn't like I was jerking off to them in the while my roommates were home. Well...sometimes I would HAHA!

I wonder what the first DVDs I receive are gonna be!!! I'm getting hard just thinking about it. I will be doing reviews for both Gay and Str8 porn. Best of both worlds MOTHERFUCKERS! I really cant wait to get cracking on the reviews. @AMToday did a vlog review of Adam and Eve's KAYDEN AND ROCCO MAKE A PORNO today. I thought it was a great way to get the review out. I'm planning on doing vlog reviews too! I just have to get myself a fuckin WEBCAM! I also need to get myself a new laptop. My fuckin laptop is ANCIENT!

Perhaps I'll do some vlogs were I jerk off while I'm watching the DVD? Hmmm.....

Thank you so much to Georga at Adult Movies Today for this wonderful opportunity.

I'll let ya know when I get my DVDs!

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