Nice Twatt shot Kerry Louise.

Check out this HOT HOT HOT pic that one of my fave British XXX stars Kerry Louise posted on her Twitter page. I love photo's like this. It is such a neat angle and it totally focuses on Kerry diddling her pussy. Judging by the look on Kerry's face she is having a great time stuffing her CUNT! HAHA! I say "Cunt" because whenever Kerry talks about her cunt or cunts in general I can picture her saying the word "Cunt" with her unbelievably sexxxy British accent.

Kerry is one of the funnest porn girls in the biz right now. Please check out her website www.pleasekerrylouise.com for a look into the world of one of the hottest porn girls from across the pond!

Love you Kerry and your sweet cunt!

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The Hottest Pic I've Seen ALL WEEK!!!

Dear Alexis Texas,

This is the hottest picture I've seen all week. No seriously, like...this is too much. It's way beyond spectacular. I mean...JESUS!!!

Alexis Texas knows how to stir hearts and keep guys on their toes (with cocks in hand). Speechless. Thank god for the internet and Alexis Texas. I love that she knows exactly whats gonna cause a reaction to culo lovers everywhere.

Thanks Alexis for being so HOT and sharing your hotness with the WORLD! :P

This is the Hottest Pic I've Seen All WEEK!!!

HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you guys see this shit? Many thanks to Brian Street Team for posting this magnificent shot of Joanna Angel burying her face in the place that so many horny dudes (myself included) wanna have their face: RIGHT UP ALEXIS TEXAS's ASS! :P

Sorry Conner Habib, I love ya buddy but this pic made me change my desktop background. Once I find another HOT pic of you on the interweb I'll put ya back up on the desktop. But for now, I gotta marvel at the awesomeness of the pic up above. WOW! :P

Thanks again BTS! :P

Jesus Christ this pic is fuckin amazing. The look on Alexis's face is priceless. She looks like she's having so much fun. Damn, I soooo wish I could be in Joanna's position! I <3 Porn Stars. They always have so much FUN! :P I mean seriously, If Alexis Texas let you put your slobbering face on her big, beautiful arse would YOU turn it down? Um...I don't think so. Oh yeah, if you do...then you're a FOOL and you should be castrated.

Click HERE to check out Alexis Texas's official site (yumz)
Click HERE for Joanna Angel goodness. (lick)

Riley Steele's New Flick Looks HOT HOT HOT!!!

Check out the trailer for super sexy Riley Steele's newest release STRICT MACHINE! Click here to check it out!

The film also has two of my new faves ISIS TAYLOR and AVN 2010 Best New Starlet KAGNEY LYNN CARTER! Oh yeah, lets not forget that MANUEL FERRARA and JAMES DEEN are also in the flick. Those two guys are the shiiiiiiiiiit. Judging from the preview I already like what I see. There's hot chicks in leather, eye masks, big cocks, and lots of hardcore fucking! Oh yeah...KAGNEY. LYNN. CARTER. AY! :P

Mmm...Jamiroquai...

I woke up with Jamiroquai in me noggin. I often do that. Jamiroquai is probably one of my favorite all time best fuckin bands on the planet. So I often wake up with JK's soothing voice humming to me in my getting me in a groove to start my day. Not just start my day, but fuckin start my day RIGHT! With a bomb ass song that has a siiiiiick ass bass line is the way to start a morning. When I first came across this video I was in awe.





RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY is one of my favorite songs in the world. I love it because it has one of the siiiiiickest bass lines I have EVER heard in a song. The bass makes this song golden and puts chills down my spine. So when I see Jonas Bridgous playing along to the song its like heaven. Pure bliss. Plus, Jonas is a fuckin hottie and I have a thing for cute guys that know how to work a bass. I mean, imagine what this kid can do with his hands when its not wrapped on a base? Jonas is the fuckin MAN on the bass and has definitely inspired me to learn how to play the bass. I want to be able to play the bass like he does on RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY!!! It just looks like so much fun to play along to! My favorite part in this video is when Jonas takes a little breather to rub his nose. SO CUTE! :P

Once I get myself a bass guitar I want to learn how to play RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY. That's the first song I want to learn. In fact, I wanna start off with nothing BUT Jamiroquai songs. It's gonna be a challenge but I know I can do it. I also need to refresh my memory n reading music. I used to know how to read it but now its I don't know it!

Jonas, you're the best when it comes playing the bass. I know one day when I make a film about my crazy ass life in porn I will find some way of getting Jonas a part in the film or even a little recognition. He is the shiiiiiiiiiit and we heart him, his musical taste, and his many musical talents. Check out Jonas's Youtube Channel some of the other jams Jonas rocks out with his bass out! :P

Six Degrees of Mr. Pete.

Mr. Pete made work so much fun today. Today at work XXXtina and I had some fun with two female customers and Mr. Pete. One of the female customers was a really beautiful, bald, black woman that was super cool and having fun with us while she was shopping for stuff for her and her husband. While she was looking for a crotchless fisnet ensemble to go along with the glass G-Spot toy she bought the woman noticed the picture of Mr. Pete and XXXtina up on our wall. The woman actually did a double take. I noticed her looking at the picture so I asked her if she knew who it was. Here is pretty much the conversation we had:



WOMAN: Is that guy's name Pete?

ME: Yeah it is. Do you know him?

WOMAN: Oh my god Yes I know him. I see him at the gym all the time. He's always saying "Hi." to me and kinda flirts with me everytime I go to the gym.

ME: (excited) NO WAY! That's pretty cool.

WOMAN: What a small world. How do you know him?

ME: Christina and I met him at a Porn party. I took that picture of him and Christina.

WOMAN: That is such a trip! Why do you guys have his picture up there?

ME: He's a Porn Star.

WOMAN: WHAT!?!?!

ME: Yeah he's a Porn Star. He's one of my favorites actually.

WOMAN: You're kidding me!

ME: I'm totally serious.

WOMAN: Oh...my god! A Porn Star's been hitting on me all this time?

ME: YEAH-

WOMAN: That is soooo crazy...

The woman kept going on and on about how the way he walks and talks and stuff like that. It was really cute because she couldn't believe that Mr. Pete was a Porn Star. After a bit she asked about the size of Mr. Pete's cock and XXXtina told her it was "VERY nice" and "VERY BIG". I think XXXtina and I totally made that woman's day because she was having the best time talking about Mr. Pete and shopping. I took the pic up above of XXXtina to show Mr. Pete the picture that we have posted up in Adult Factory Outlet.

We at Pornolandia think Mr. Pete is the shiiiiiit. He has been in a zillion porns and all of his performances have been top notch. I especially love all the work that Mr. Pete does with Belladonna. Oh yeah, He's uncut too. Uncut Porn Stars fuckin RULE!

Check out some recent pics Mr. Pete posted up on his Twitter page.






Judging by the pics I would assume that Mr. Pete is playing Two Face in a Batman XXX Parody. At first I thought it was Freddy Kreuger but then only half of his face is fucked up.

I gotta thank Mr. Pete for making work fun and interesting for me and XXXtina. Both of us have had the pleasure of meeting him and he was incredibly nice when we got to hang out and talk to him. We get excited every time we see Mr. Pete in a new porn. YOU SHOULD TOO! If you wanna see some hot fuckin sex, watch a Mr. Pete scene. He never disappoints! :P

Stupid Douche! Leave James Deen ALONE!

Check out this Youtube video/porn PSA announcement some douchebag made with a bazillion pics of James Deen. Yeah, this guy is a douche cuz he fuckin used some douchey ass song to go with this pathetic video.

Hey Goodnester, get a fuckin life and stop hating on James Deen. James is one of the best performers in the Adult Industry and stupid video's like these aren't gonna affect James or the people that love and admire what he does in porn. Shit, James posted this on Twitter so you should thank him for giving you some sort of publicity.

We here at Pornolandia love James Deen and his midget fucking, burrito eating, hot dog loving, bad ass ways.

Nuff Said.

If you wanna know who James is sticking his cock in or what kind of food he wants to shove down his throat follow him on Twitter! @Jamesdeen

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