Sexxx Toy Shopping

Today I spent the majority of the day toy shopping. We desperately needed some cock rings for our cock ring wall. Since they were doing more construction in the DVD room I jumped at the chance to go next door to the warehouse and grab some sexxx toys! I LOVE going toy shopping. It's one of the best things to do at work. I spent a good 4 hours going through aisle after aisle of dongs, vibrators, pocket pussies, and every other thing you can stick in your orifices. i take my time when I'm looking for new toys. There is so much fuckin shit in the warehouse it takes a good chunk of time going through the long aisles.

What's cool about sexxx toy shopping is that you end up grabbing stuff that wasn't even on the list. I grabbed a bunch of lubes and magazinr packs that we needed for the store as well. Whenever I cruise through the magazine section I take a few minutes and browse through all the Buttman Magazines. I swear, Buttman Magazine is an ass man (like me) DREAM! Some of those pics with the porn girls with huge asses is AMAZING. I can stare at the pics in those magazines for hours if I had the chance. i grabbed a bunch of Gay, Tranny, Playboy, and Buttman Magazine packs for the store. Those magazines sell fast!

Sometimes, When I grab some of the stuff for the store I wanna test ALL OF THEM OUT! Like, I would would love to run around nekkid in the warehouse fucking all the male masturbarors, playing with the cock rings and and shoving dongs up my but. All at the same time. Haha, well, not really. But the thought does come across from time to time. People can get lost in that warehouse. There is so much shit you'll go cross eyed. The warehouse is a nymphomaniacs dream!!!

:)

10 Goals for 2010

HAPPY 2010 BABIES!!!

Yes, It's the start of a year, decade, and era for yours truly. I am thrilled that the 00's are over. I had some good times, rough times, sexy times, and pretty much all sorts of crazy ass shit happened in this 10 years. Now that I'm a bit older and wiser, I can look at this year and decade as something that is gonna completely change my life. I've been a butthead lately by neglecting my blog and shit. The last time I posted was a MONTH AGO! What kind of fuckin shit is that? I started this blog to chronicle my life and times in and out of porn but I haven't been DEDICATED! So 2010, this is the year where things are gonna CHANGE GOD DAMN IT!!!!

The other day I went on a Super Wal-Mart trip and I bought myself a new "PORNOtebook", and a Dry Erase Board. I love Dry Erase Boards. I love then because they are easy to maintain, they are fun to draw on, Friends write the most stupidest shit on them, and the smell of the markers is pretty rad. I got the dry erase because When I'm in my room pacing around nekkid trying to get my ideas down I need something quick and easy I can run to and jot shit down. I also like to have the dry erase board because when I write my idea it will be staring at me in the face whenever I wake up. Now that I put the board up on my Walls-O-Porn, I wrote down 10 goals for 2010. I wrote these spur of the moment cuz I was excited to get something written on all that white space. These are only 10 of the many goals I have for myself this year! Sooo...here we go...

1) WORK ON MY PORN SCRIPTS

Yes, Porn. Script. Now I know some people out there in Pornolandia are thinking "Do Porn movies really have a script?" or "It's people fucking why is there a script?" Yes. SOME porn companies do follow scripts. I am also a writer by trade so its high time that I write down all the filthy, nasty, insanely sexxxy things I want filmed. I remember a porn producer/performer complaining about having to write a 30 page porn script. If 30 pages constitutes a porn script then I should be able to write 30+ pages of porn with the quickness. Shit, I have theatrical plays that are 100+ pages. 30 pages is a fuckin cake walk. So yeah, I'm gonna be working on all kinds of porn scripts. I wanna write porn scripts for all spectrum of porn. Since the porn parodies seem to be dominating the Adult Industry right now I'm gonna join ridiculous bandwagon and come up with some bomb ass shit. I have soooo many cool things in the works I can't wait to share it with all of you.

2) FINISH A SOLID 1st DRAFT OF MY SCREENPLAY

I've been working for quite some time on writing a screenplay based on my life in the adult industry. The whole month of December was my brainstorming month for my screenplay. I jotted down all the madness this screenplay is gonna have in my notes and now its time to start cranking out the pages! My goal for this month is to write 30 pages (haha) by the end of the month. If I write more, then FUCK YEAH! But for now, 30 pages is a good chunk of a screenplay but you know what my peeps, I'm gonna fuckin DO THIS! I swear to you I will have 30 pages by the end of the month. If I don't I dunno, I'll post a pic of me choking on cock or cutting my nuts of or something for punishment.

3) GET BACK INTO SHAPE

Mmm Hmmm. I'm gonna go back to the gym and WORK THE FUCK OUT! Fuck man, I'm tired of watching me belly get bigger and bigger. Not that it's getting insanely huge, I'm just noticing I'm getting a little plumper. Maybe it's because I sit around and feel sorry for myself and do NOTHING about it. I KNOW I can get into shape quick. I just need the MOTIVATION and the DEDICATION! I'm the type of person that wants to see results right AWAY! I know that working out takes patience and concentration. Well my friends, this is the year. I'm tired of having itty biddy flat titties. I'm tired of having a lil belly. I wanna be toned and sexxxy! I aint that bad now but I know if I continue on this path shit aint gonna happen.

4) WRITE. MORE.

I'm doing that right now thank god.

5) GET OUT OF DEBT (TRY AT LEAST)

Yes, I am in debt. Well, its mostly debt from school but I wanna be out of debt ASAP. I'm maybe less than 30K in debt. It's not that bad compared to some of my other colleagues that are in the same boat I am but with like 100K in debt. I wanna pay off my school loans sooo fuckin bad. I just wanna wake up one day and not have to worry about paying off my school loans. Once that day happens, I will be one of the happiest motherfuckers on the planet. Until then, I gotta face it and get myself out of this debt hole!!!!

6) WRITE ONE BLOG POST EVERYDAY

Yup, I'm gonna do it. My post might be a long post with several details of my pornographic life or it could be a picture of something cool or random I came across. I started a blog for a reason and if I can't keep up with it whats the fuckin point? I gotta figure out how to do mobile blogging. That shit would help. I want to be like one of my blogging heroes Jeremy Feist. That sexxxy Canadian hottie can mothafuckin blog and blog good! :P

7) WRITE PORN REVIEWS

I have a shitload of porn. I need to watch it all and review it. I've only written one porn review for this site and that is fuckin pathetic. I have a stack of porn that I need to go through and write reviews. I wanna be able to write a bunch of reviews so I can promote all the adult stars and porn companies that I love and admire. Plus, I get to jerk off and write notes while I watch the films. HAHA how cool is that? :P

8) MAKE A MILLION DOLLARS

Hey, it can happen. You never know. That shit would be pretty dope if it did though right?

9) GET EMMA BACK (I MISS HER)

Emma is my beloved pit bull who I love with all my heart. Its unfortunate I can't have her living with me at my house. I'm incredibly lucky to have my sister Gloria taking care of her up in Frazier Park. If it were up to me Emma would be chillin in bed with me resting her big head on my legs while I blog. Emma has been such a positive influence in my life. To not have her with me hurts really bad. I also had a nightmare recently where I was on a beach with Emma and after a while I couldn't find her anywhere on the beach. That nightmare made me feel totally helpless and it made me realize how much I NEED my Emma in my life. I'll have Emma once I make my million dollars this year and can afford to get my own place. :P



10) MAKE SHIT HAPPEN.

Plain and simple. I'm tired of sitting around and not making shit happen. It's lame and pathetic. I'm done waiting.

So 2010, I'm so glad you're hear. You've been the wake up call I've needed for a long time. I'm looking forward to see what you got in store for me.

Happy New Year Everyone!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

PORN BABBLE BREAK

Hey my peeps!

How goes it? This week has been a very eye opening week for myself. So many things are going on in my life right now that its been hard to find time to think! I've been busy non stop with several different projects this week was one of the first times I've had in a looooong time to actually take a break and think about what I'm trying to do with my life and myself.

After much thought and talks with my awesome producer and friend Kelly Shibari, We have decided to take a break from doing PORN BABBLE with Pornobobbie. Kelly and I have had so much fun doing the show and bringing in all sorts of interesting and cool people to talk about the adult industry. I can't thank Kelly enough for giving me the opportunity to do a show like Porn Babble. I've been wanting to do a show like Porn Babble and thanks to Kelly and Rev Mel I got the chance to do it. It was such a thrill doing the show LIVE too. I have never EVER done anything like it before. Things started to get a little overwhelming for me with work, my other projects, AND doing the show.

Since we're taking a break from the show I have had a chance to collect myself and figure stuff out. This Wednesday was my first day off in 6 weeks! I did so much thinking and reflecting on all the stuff that was accomplished on my show and in the past several months. It was nice to have a clear head and not have to stress about shit. I REALLY needed that.

I want to thank Kelly, Rev Mel, Radio Dentata, TSR Network, all my guests on Porn Babble, and EVERYONE that tuned in and supported me and the show. I really can't thank you guys enough for listening to what I and my guests had to say about the industry that I love and adore. I'm very much looking forward to whats gonna be happening in 2010. Now I have time to regroup myself and get back in touch with what i wanna do with my blog, Twitter, and all my xxx endeavors. Just because we're taking a break from Porn Babble doesn't mean the chatter can't keep on going. I will still be posting and talking about all the cool shit that is happening in the Adult Industry. I'm also gonna get back into writing plays and scripts! I'm very exxxcited about that too!

Once again, thank you all for tuning in and checking out Porn Babble.

Look forward to some cool shit coming up on my blog and in 2010! 2010 is gonna be the shiiiiit I can feel it!

:P

@TORNJEANS RULE!!!

I was checking my @replies on Twitter and I got one from @Tornjeans. @tornjeans is a cool guy that I talk to on Twitter. He has a website that is dedicated to men in torn jeans. I for one, think torn jeans are uber sexxxy. Especially the ones that have rips near the groin area. I started to talk to @tornjeans a bunch on twitter when I would wear my Easy Access Pants. My EAP's are a torn jean lovin persons wet dream. @tornjeans started commenting on the twitpics I would post with my EAP's. I decided that every time I wear my EAP's I would send @tornjeans a direct picture message.

Long story short, (ha ha) @tornjeans has made my Twitter Avatar part of his homepage for his website! I was very flattered by it. That is one of my favorite pictures taken by my friend and amazing photographer Eddie Garcia! @toanjeans, you RULE! Next time I take pics with my EAP's I'll totally send them to you! :P

Also, @tornjeans is based in Vancouver which is where My buddy Evan is right now working on the Winter Olympics. If I have the chance to make it out to Vancouver to visit Evan next year I might meet up with @tornjeans and do a photoshoot. Why not? I think it will be fun. :)

Please check out @tornjeans website! I've made it to porn superstar status! HAHA!!! :P

Porn Babble Vlog 11/18/09

Random Pics

What's up my peeps!

Thanks to Kelly Shibari and Kodak, I got my hands on the new Kodak Zi8 Pocket Video Camera. Click here to check out what it looks like! :P

Since I've gotten this camera I've been playing around with it tremendously. First of all, the camera fuckin rules. It shoots awesome HD quality video, takes amazing pictures, is super small, and it makes it easy to upload pics and videos onto your computer!

I take this camera with me everywhere. I use it to shoot my vlogs for my show and to pretty much capture all sorts of random ass shit I encounter in my everyday life. I love it. I love being able to record and document all kinds of shit that happens. I dunno if you guys know this about me butt I get a boner for stock footage. All sorts of stock footage. I'm also a fan of random pics and videos. I swear I can watch the most random pics and videos for hours! They kinda hypnotize me.

Since I walk to work all the time I decided to take some pics of the shit I see when I head to work. Totally random I know, but still...

I'll be posting and taking more random ass pics on the future. Cuz I'm random like that HAHA!

Great Porn Babble Show this week!

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