Life and Times in PORNOLANDIA

UK HOT JOCKS PRESS RELEASE!

2011-07-12T14:30:00.000-07:00

Hey guys! Check it out. There is a NEW website that is starting up from the UK called UK HOT JOCKS! Now you know how much I love me some British dudes. Those accents, that charm, those beautiful (mostly) uncut cocks......YUM! If you're the type of person that likes to wank it to built Brit dudes well HERE YOU GO! The site is just starting up but by looking at some of the pics from their shoots it looks pretty promising. Oh yeah...not to mention the potential for more Brit foreskin in porn WOOOP! :D

Check out UK HOT JOCKS on Twitter as well for links and updates in on their new site!

Nikki Benzapolooza

2011-06-21T10:46:00.001-07:00

Dear Nikki Benz,

Thank you for coming to San Francisco last week. Your feature dance gig at the Crazy Horse was UNFORGETTABLE! This past Saturday night was one of THE BEST nights I have spent in San Francisco since I moved up here and it is ALWAYS a pleasure seeing you rock that fuckin stage like a TRUE FUCKING PIMP! Oh yeah, thank you thank you THANK YOU for getting me out of my writing funk. It's always a great feeling getting that burst of writing energy and I have YOU to thank!

Nikki Benz, one of the most popular and recognizable faces in the adult industry did a three day feature dancing extravaganza last week and I was lucky enough to check out the final show this past Saturday. I found out that Nikki was going to be in the city about a month or so before she was going to come up here and once I found out I KNEW that I couldn't miss it. Last time I saw Nikki was in November when she feature danced at the Hustler Club. Click HERE to check out my first encounter with Nikki.

Once I knew that it was going to be the Crazy Horse that Nikki was feature dancing I was like....FUCK YEAH! It's gonna be waaaaayyyyy totally different that what she did at the Hustler Club. The Hustler Club has some rules that the feature dancers have to abide by. The Crazy Horse? Nah. Hardly ANY restrictions. Which, in my opinion, is a much better experience....well....until young drunk douchebags get outta hand....we'll get to that in a second. Lets get back to Nikki Benz.

Nikki Benz has had an INCREDIBLE year. Not only is she one of the most followed adult stars on Twitter (100,000+ now....deaaaamn) she's been getting much more mainstream attention with her continued presence in Fox Sports CUBED AND being the 2011 Penthouse Pet of the Year! That’s pretty damn good! Nikki definitely deserves all the respect and attention she is getting because this stunning Canadian KNOCKOUT has only begun to run both the adult and mainstream industries. I mean seriously, Nikki has a legion of devoted fans called the “Benz Mafia”. How fuckin RAD is that?

All day Saturday I was looking forward to seeing Nikki Benz. So excited, that I decided to take pics of Nikki Benz’s Penthouse Pet of the Year issue all over San Francisco. Well, not really all over the city. I mostly took pics of the magazine of some of the sites I see on a day to day basis when I head to work from the Tenderloin.

The looks I was getting from people who witnessed me taking pictures of the magazine all over town was hysterical. I mostly got people walking past me real slowly when I was taking pictures. Honestly, I didn’t give a fuck what people were thinking of what I was doing. It wasn’t like I was showing the content from inside the magazine. Plus, this is fuckin SAN FRANCISCO. People have seen worse things than what I was doing.

While at work I was counting down the hours until I was off so I can rush to check out Nikki’s first show. While checking Nikki’s twitter feed she had tweeted that she really wanted a lollipop. At work, we sell penis shaped lollipops with that are cleverly named “Lollicocks”. I tweeted Nikki back and told her that I was going to bring her a Lollicock from my work. I looked at all the Lollicocks and decided to go with the watermelon flavor.

Once I was off work I rushed my ass home with a watermelon Lollicock and a rose for Nikki. I was already in party mode. I got home, took a quick shower, and immediately started to get my drink on. I had remembered that we had some Vodka left over in the freezer so I started pounding shots while I got dressed. I HATE walking into a strip club sober. It's like one of the WORST things to do. When you go to a stripclub you wanna start off with a nice buzz. You don't have to be flat out hammered. Just...you know...a couple of shots here and there and then you're all warmed up ready to go! After about six shots (I was buzzed) I was ready to head to the Crazy Horse. I LOVE the fact that I only live a couple of blocks away from the Crazy Horse. it didn't take me long to get to the venue since I was pretty much power strolling my way down there.

Once I got to the Crazy Horse I could feel the effects of the six shots. I was also light headed from walking so fast which added to my buzz. There was no hassle at the door when I showed up with my gifts for Nikki and all my Nikki Benz shwag I wanted to get signed. The set up of the Crazy Horse is what I envisioned a stip club from 1972 would look like. It's not a bad thing. I kinda dug all the bright silver streams hanging from the walls and all the silver stars all over the place. There is a catwalk stage with two poles at the beginning of the catwalk. There are movie theater like seats that surround the catwalk. The place was pretty packed. I couldn't really find a place to sit in the front row so I sat close to the end of the catwalk. Once the DJ announced that Nikki was about to take the stage I was pretty much yelling at the top of my lungs!!!

Then.....BOOM! Out comes Nikki wearing a CUTE sailor girl outfit. The crowd at first was pretty quiet but then I started to hoot and holler as loud as I could to get the crowd riled up. It worked for a bit (thanks to the DJ too) and the crowd started cheering and clapping loudly. Nikki glided and moved seductively all down the catwalk. Dudes were surrendering their money with no hesitation as Nikki flirted with a bunch of the dudes in the front row and MAN there were LOVING it because they were DEFINITELY making it rain all over Nikki. Nikki was getting closer and closer to my section and my smile and grin was getting bigger and bigger. As Nikki made it to the end of the stage and our eyes met she gave me the most CUTEST smile and pretty much stopped dancing to come and give me a hug and a kiss. It was AWESOME! We chatted for a bit while she was on stage and then she continued to rock the fucking catwalk. Nikki made her way up and down the catwalk seducing the audience with her incredibly moves and oh my fuckin GOD...her body....WOW! Nikki made her way back towards me and I handed her the rose I got her AND the Lollicock. Nikki got so excited when she saw the Lollicock. Nikki struggled a bit while trying to get the wrapper off the Lollicock so she handed it to me. I was like.....SHIT! GET THIS FUCKING THING OPEN! Wouldn't you know it I started struggling with freeing the lollicock from its wrapper!!! FINALLY, I got the god damn wrapper off and handed the Lollicock to Nikki. Nikki then walked away and started to seductively suck on the Lollicock. All of a sudden....I hear Nikki shout out from the catwalk "Oh my GOD...Watermelon! I love it! How did you know I loved Watermelon?" Before I could give her an answer Nikki yells out "I fuckin LOVE YOU!" Then, she starts to continue sucking on the Lollicock and driving all the dudes CRAZY. The crowd woke up watching Nikki suck and tongue the Lollicock. THEN...Nikki comes back towards where I'm sitting, gets off the stage, grinds on me (NAKED) and puts the Lollicock right up to my lips!!! I look at the Lollicock, look over at Nikki, then...well............We start LICKING THE LOLLICOCK TOGETHER! THE CROWD WENT HYSTERICAL! I was in HEAVEN. The roar of the crowd mixed in with me getting down with Nikki was beyond belief. Seriously, one of the BEST experiences I've had at a strip club.

Nikki and the Lollicock

After Nikki was done with her show I waited around to see her and give her props on an amazing show. Nikki came out and greeted the crowd as she walked to the area where she was going to do her meet and greet with her fans. Nikki and Ryan (an awesome dude btw) saw me standing by and Nikki immediately gave me a hug and kiss and asked me to come in and hang out with her while she sets up. I went in and watched Nikki get herself situated. I sat and was able to hang out while Nikki was meeting the fans. Nikki is always so enthusiastic and so inviting when it comes to the fans. Nikki had no hesitations in signing stuff for her fans and chatting with them. It's always cool watching the variety of fans that come and check out adult film stars. Some of the fans that were there for the meet and greet were telling Nikki that they came out all the way from Hawaii to come and check her out. I wouldn't doubt it. There are some hardcore fans out there. It's really cute when straight couples would come in and conversate with Nikki. There was a really cute couple that were so giddy being around Nikki's presence. Shit, I felt the same way I just managed to handle it a lot better. Oh man, I LOVED it when some of Nikki's HOT dude fans would come up to meet her. The way she made those dudes blush made me giggle. I LOVE witnessing straight dudes blush due to beautiful women. It's like...they become vulnerable little puppies. One of the fans was a totally CREEP though and started taking pics of Nikki signing his 8X10s. Nikki kept her cool about this and had Ryan delete all the photos that the creepy fan took. I fuckin HATE it when dudes bust shit like this. C'mon guys...all you creepy fans out there....CHILL THE FUCK OUT man. Nikki handled the situation with grace and even continued to sign 8X10s for the dude. Nikki explained to me that guys bust bullshit like that all the time at conventions and signings. I wouldn't doubt it. After Nikki was done with all the fans she signed a bunch of my stuff! Actually, Nikki was signing my stuff throughout the whole meet and greet but every time she would get to my stuff a fan would walk in and she'd have to stop and get ready for the next fan. It was cute watching Nikki get ready to introduce herself to the fans.

Here are some of the pics I got to take with Nikki after she was done with all the fans.

FUCK YEAH!!!

PIMP!!!

Nikki's second show was pretty damn sexy. Nikki came out in a mafia wife outfit that fit her PERFECTLY. By this time the club was PACKED and I didn't get a chance to sit anywhere near the catwalk. Instead, I stood by the back and witnessed some hot rugby players from New Zealand try and spit game at some of the strippers at the club. One of the big buff rugby players kept saying that he was about to get into the Brazil Olympics and that he had his manager with him that was going to pay for a bunch of lap dances. He also kept telling this stripper that he wanted to have a big after party at his hotel room and that he wanted as many girls to come and chill with him. The stripper could see through his bull. I then focused most of my attention towards Nikki.

Nikki Benz's invasion of San Francisco was a highlight for me this month. It was incredible being able to talk about the adult industry and swap stories with Nikki. To me, she truly is an inspiration. Being around her I get such surges of creative energy flowing through me. I like that feeling. I briefly got to talk about an XXX parody I have been working on with Nikki as the star of the project. Getting to see her feature dance again truly solidifies my vision and helps a great deal with getting me back into finishing up my project. If Nikki Benz comes to your city.....GO SEE HER! I'm telling you...it is a guaranteed good show!!!

Oh yeah, to that fuckin DOUCHEBAG who slapped Nikki on the butt at the end of her second show.........CHOKE ON A FUCKIN DICK YOU MORON! RESPECT the dancer and keep your FUCKING PAWS OFF! I swear, I wanted to PUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF HIM for doing such an idiotic thing.

Check out Nikki's official website HERE
Check out Nikki's antics on Twitter HERE

BENZ MAFIA BITCHES!!!!!!!! UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :D

How Long Have You Dated @pornobobbie???

2011-03-01T17:24:00.000-08:00

Thanks Formspring. Thank you sooooooo very much for claiming that I'm a big fat internet hoebag. Formspring is a website where people make profiles and other people on the site can ask you questions. Sometimes, to get you started, the website will generate a bunch of questions. Otherwise...people that follow your Formspring can ask you questions and check out your answers. I was on Formspring for a bit but I kinda got tired of getting stuuuuuupid ass general questions from the site. I LOVED the questions I was getting from real people. I got over Formspring real quick. :P

Recently, A bunch of my followers on Twitter have been getting "How long have you dated @pornobobbie?" on their Formspring. At first, I thought it was kind of cute. It stopped getting cute when I kept getting several @ replies from my followers answering whether I have dated them or not. Now, most of you know that I pretty much get around. A lot. I'm not a big ho...but ya know.....I get me some good dick here and there. But man, to think that Formspring thinks I'm THAT big of a ho to be dating SO MANY OF MY FOLLOWERS!?!?!?!?!? Seriously Formspring, Do you spy on your members, read all their shit on their Twitter feed and determine what kind of a person they are? I don't mind being a big internet puta but man, If I were gonna be dating all those people I would have at LEAST want to meet them in person. Hell...maybe even suck their cocks here and there. But nah, Formspring has made me seem super easy. Oh yeah, the pics of the guys I supposedly dated that I posted on this blog is just a few. I got a shitload of them.

Oh well, If Formspring wants to think I'm a serial dater then let it be. :D Thanks for the laughs Formspring! :P

Andy San Dimas Day.

2011-02-01T08:28:00.000-08:00

I woke up yesterday morning hung over as FUCK. The night before my roommate and I were at a bar having a heart to heart about our lives and what we are doing with them. I was bitching about what I want to do with my life. I told my roommate that I want to do more in porn. Write more. Film more and shit like that. What he told me kinda struck a chord. He was saying that I gotta make porn work for ME and make it help ME advance in the industry. Which he was soooo totally right on the money about it. This made me think so much about what and why I love the adult industry. Since I am a writer, I gotta take advantage of this and make this porno lifestyle work for me. Well.....here goes........

When I woke up the next day after our wild drinking adventure I was hung over as FUCK! Ugh, It was an awful hangover. The kind of hangover that gives you the shakes, pounding headache, and the spins all at once. While I was lying in bed I noticed that my copy of Belladonna's SLUT! was near my bed. I grabbed the DVD cover and started observing the cover with my hung over eyes. It just so happens that the GORGEOUS Andy San Dimas is on the cover of the DVD. I stared at that box cover for quite some time and you know what? I started to feel a lot better. Does this mean that Andy San Dimas has the power to cure hangovers? Well...quite possibly....YES.

I looked at that cover and started to smile. Beautiful porn stars always make me smile. Andy San Dimas is one of the most beautiful and dopest chicks in porn. I had the pleasure of meeting Andy San Dimas last year during Exxxotica LA. I've been wanting to meet Andy for the LONGEST times. Not only because she was a refeshing new face in porn but mostly because of a non porn video I came across a while back in which Andy San Dimas sings a cover of "No Sunsets" From TIM AND ERIC'S AWESOME SHOW GREAT JOB. Of course...I can't find a clip of the OG "No Sunsets" but hell...it doesn't matter. Andy San Dimas's rendition of the song is AMAZING!

ANDY SAN DIMAS "No Sunsets" music video from Vin Vericose on Vimeo.

After watching this hilarious clip I knew that Andy San Dimas was pretty dope. I mean, anyone who has a love and adoration for Tim and Eric has a special place in my heart.

But yeah, Andy San Dimas rules. I had a lengthy conversation with Andy at the Evil Empire booth about Tim and Eric, Porn, douchebags, and her AMAZING sex scene in Belladonna's SLUT! Andy's scene in SLUT! was probably THE BEST scene that I saw in 2010. Seeing Andy get ravished by James Deen and Mr. Pete in that scene was jaw dropping. I mean, these boys completely dominate Andy. When I say dominate, I mean............COMPLETE domination. I love rough, hardcore sex and man...this scene...WOW. The sex is so raw and hits you like a ton of bricks. There were moments watching that scene where I could not keep my jaw from dropping from the sheer, unabashed fucking I was witnessing. After that scene...I was completely smitten over Andy. I also loooooved that she recommended me getting SLUT! I am so fuckin glad I did because I'm telling you...that scene was FUCKIN BRILLIANT. Andy in chains....submitting to two of my favorite men in porn...WOW! Oh yeah....The box cover to SLUT! is deliiiiiiicious. Andy with no make up...just standing there with chains and a look on her face that screams GORGEOUS! I'm so glad that Andy has been doing tons of work with Belladonna.

So while I was lying in bed daydreaming about Andy San Dimas I decided to declare it Andy San Dimas Day. I was gonna spend the day posting pics of my SLUT! DVD all over San Francisco in honor of Andy San Dimas Day but I was too fuckin hung over to function.

Here is a pic of that glorious day I met Andy San Dimas :D

I couldn't stop grinning after I took that pic.

I am DYING to work with Andy San Dimas. Shit, I'd do ANYTHING with Andy San Dimas. Hopefully, one day it will happen. Until then...I'll continue to praise her in all her porno dopeness.

Please check out Andy's BLOG and also follower her on TWITTER.

Andy, thanks for being the shiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Keep rocking all those cocks and make chicks pussies bust cuz...lets face it....you do it so god damn well! :P

Naked Beach Therapy

2011-01-25T18:22:00.001-08:00

The weather here in San Francisco has been perfection. Nothing but gorgeous sunny days and comfortably cool nights. I've been taking every opportunity I can get to take advantage of this insanely deliiiiiicious weather. There is no fucking reason for me to spend a day off just dicking around at a coffee shop looking at pictures of tits and dicks all afternoon. Since the weather has been too perfect I've been making my way out to the some of the nude beaches here in San Francisco. Lets face it, I like to see dicks flopping around out in the open on the beach. I think its pretty damn sweet that we can do these kinda things without having any qualms about doing it. Not to hate on clothed beaches. Those beaches can be fun too. I would just rather be at a beach where I can be comfortable to stroke my cock out in the open. :P

I love the ocean. It's always been a soothing component in my life. I didn't go to UCSB for its educational function. HELL NO. I went to UCSB because it was near the ocean and the campus was BEAUTIFUL. The education...I didn't take it for granted. I got my shit done, got good grades in my classes and got lots of things accomplished while I was living and going to school in Santa Barbara. One thing I didn't take advantage of was going to the beach. I used to live 2 blocks away from the beach and I would NEVER ever go. I mean, I would see the ocean, hear it, smell it, yet I would hardly ever go and check it out. I regret that so much because going to the ocean for me is like moments of pure bliss that creeps up all over you. Letting the ocean breeze hit your face and that intense smell of the sea attacks you.......

It's one of the best feelings ever and my dumb ass neglected it.

Well, now that I'm living in San Francisco I've been making it an effort to hit up the beach more often. Some of the beaches out here are BEAUTIFUL. Last Tuesday I did a trip to Baker Beach. Here are some of the pics I took at Baker Beach

I love the walk through Baker Beach. It's nice to have the Golden Gate Bridge out in front of you as you walk towards the nudie area. Looking at the Bridge, it can be kind off overwhelming. It sometimes seems surreal looking out at the bridge. Like I'm looking at a perfect painting that just keeps getting beautiful as you get closer and closer to it.

When I'm at the beach, I like to reflect on all the shit that is swimmning in my head on a day to day basis. Trust me, I have soooo much fuckin throughts crossing through my head sometimes its hard to focus. When I'm near the ocean, and I can hear the waves crashing in the sand, I feel like my mind can take a break and I'm suddenly overpowered by the majestic beauty of the Pacific Ocean.....

Today, I spent the whole day at Marshall Beach. I've been wanting to go to Marshall Beach ever since I heard stories that it was an awesome nude beach with a spectacular view of the Golden Gate Bridge. Getting to the beach was easy. Just two bus rides and it took like less than an hour which is AWESOME! I got a little lost at first when I got to the Golden Gate Bridge. I didn't know where I was supposed to go to get to the beach. I asked one of the workers at the Golden Gate gift shop if he knew how to get to the beach but he didn't know jack shit and could barely speak English. I ended up walking down a road that surprisingly got me to where I needed to go! I followed a trial down the hill and started to see signs to Marshall Beach. I was getting more and more excited as I got closer to the beach. Once I got to the beach....It was....well.......GREAT!

Here are some pics I took :P

I love my alone time. Being able to spend some time on my own naked on the beach is one of the things that I enjoy. It's feels so free. No inhibitions. When I'm out at the beach I think about all the projects I'm working on. I map out things that I wanna focus on and take some time to get away from the city and be away from some of the chaos of the city. It's nice to have an oasis like Marshall Beach to escape. I NEED that. I NEED the feeling of absolute nakedness.

I'm so glad the weather has been like this. If it keeps on like this I'll be making more trips to the beach. I took most of the pics with my laptop. It had very little juice in it and I just went crazy in taking pics. Hope you all enjoy. If you can make it out to the beach DO IT! :P

How I Spent My Sunday Afternoon.

2011-01-17T17:46:00.000-08:00

On Sunday I spent a good portion of the afternoon naked and checking out the 2011 PENTHOUSE PET OF THE YEAR limited edition issue with the GORGEOUS Pet of the Year NIKKI BENZ on the cover!!! When I found out that Nikki was Penthouse Pet of The Year I was not surprised one bit. Nikki has been DOMINATING the XXX world with her killer looks, awesome body, and insatiable sexual appetite. In my opinion, Penthouse chose the right girl for their Pet of the Year. Nikki is a beautiful, charming, and um....SEXY AS FUCK!

The photo spread of Nikki was SCORCHING HOT! Nikki makes posing for pics look like effortless! I spent a good amount of time staring at each individual pic in the spread mesmerized by Nikki's beauty. Here is one of my fave pics from the photo spread.

Here is a radio interview clip Nikki recently did where she talks about being a Penthouse pet.

Nikki is one of my muses. Right now, I'm working on a couple of porn scripts that I see Nikki playing the lead role!!! I'm so fuckin glad that I have an awesome issue of Penthouse with Nikki in it. Going through the photo spread helps me visualize Nikki when I work on my porno scripts. Sometimes, I'll flip through the magazine and stare at one or two pictures for a few minutes and imagine Nikki entering a room...or seducing a crowd....or making men horny and drool over how gorgeous she is........

Nikki makes writing and visualizing porn scripts such a pleasure. I hope to one day share some of the scripts I'm working on with Nikki and see if they can be done. Wouldn't that be sooooo fuckin RAD!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?

Darling Nikki, you make porno so fun and I'm glad for all your success!

Click HERE to check out Nikki's website.
Click HERE to follow Nikki Benz on Twitter.
Click HERE to check out more about Penthouse and HERE to follow Penthouse on Twitter.

POPPERS!!!

2011-01-17T16:27:00.000-08:00

Being a Porn Socialite can be tough sometimes. Especially when you work. Work gets in the way of EVERYTHING sometimes. Well...not all the time....

This past Saturday, Directrix extraordinaire Chi Chi LaRue graced San Francisco with her exceptional DJing skills at the Lookout this Saturday for POPPERS! Whenever Chi Chi comes to DJ in SF the porn boys come out to play. Not only to dance and socialize amongst each other but to fuckin party it up! Chi Chi definitely brings the crowds out and I just HAD to make it to Poppers.

Thing that sucked was that I was scheduled to work on Saturday night! It fucking sucked that I had to work but shit....that didn't stop me from making a quick cameo during my work break. It was totally worth it too because I got a chance to chill with my boys Samuel Colt, Chris Porter, Adam from Falcon and that damn nun Sister Roma! I chilled for a bit and caught up with Samuel and Chris about their recent travels. It was great seeing those boys out and about. Sister Roma was being FABULOUS as ever and even introduced me to some people as "Bobbie...a big WHORE." Needless to say, being called a WHORE by Sister Roma is quite the compliment. :P

I made my way throughout the Lookout to say hello to as many porn boys as I could. I also managed to get up to the DJ booth to give a hug and kiss to Chi Chi. I also wanted to give her a porno lighter I made just for her. :P

I went back to chill in the VIP area after chit chatting with Chi Chi for a bit. It was getting close for me to go back to work. I soooooo wanted to stay till the end of the night. As I got up to leave I see Tony Buff come up to the VIP area. We both looked at each other and Tony came up to me and gave me the BIGGEST HUG! It was GREAT. Tony thanked me for the blog post I did of him earlier this week. As I was about to leave, I notices that Tony had some red rope with him. He asked me if I could let him tie me up. Man, when he asked, I...I really couldn't say no. I've been DYING to get tied up by Daddy Tony for SO LONG! I kept saying I had to go but Tony and some of the other porn boys kept insisting that I get tied up. Finally, I fuckin gave in and well.........The pics kinda speak for themselves :P

Lets just say, getting tied up by Tony Buff was a DREAM COME TRUE! Watching Tony work the rope all over my body gave me goosebumps. Oh man, and when he was whispering things into my ear..........wow...........

Tony has the most focused look on his face when he was working the rope all over me. It's amazing watching him work. You can only imagine what is going on through his throught process. It's very INTENSE and I LOVE IT! Oh yeah, kissing Daddy Buff was um........SPLENDID!

Tony was able to tie and untie me just in time for me to make it back to work. I left Poppers with the biggest fuckin grin on my face.

I'm glad I made my cameo. Hopefully next time I'll be able to stay longer.......

Once again, Marques Daniels WORKED IT! LOVE YOU MARQUES!!!!!!!!! :P Check out more of his pics from POPPERS!

Tony Buff New Fetish Director For Raging Stallion

2011-01-14T12:36:00.000-08:00

GREAT NEWS YOU GUYS!!!

Tony Buff is the new director of fetish/BDSM for Raging Stallion! How fuckin cool is that? Tony Buff has been a huge force in the fetish/BDSM gay porn world. Previous to joining the Stallion family Daddy Buff whipped, flogged, fisted, and pissed his way to the top thanks to the phenomenal work he did with TitanMen's ROUGH line. Tony is a force to be messed with and knowing that he will have a fresh start with Raging Stallion is such exciting news.

I'm a big fan of fetish/bdsm porn. The thing is, I've never really seen that much gay fetish porn. My exposure to fetish porn comes from watching lots and lots of straight fetish stuff from directors like Joey Silvera, John Stagliano, and Jake Malone. I'm used to watching women get tit tortured, getting their pussy lips clothes pinned, flogged etc. Also, watching men getting dominated by hot women in awesome bondage outfits. Watching these dominatrix's smash dudes balls and making submissive men their floor mat is what Im used to watching. Once I found out about Tony Buff and what he did, I knew that I had to know more about him and find out what he was all about.

Over the years, I've gotten to learn and get to know more about Tony from reading his blog and talking with Tony at different porn events. It's weird, when I'm around Tony I kinda feel dizzy. Not dizzy in a bad way, but like...I dunno...I just feel this tremendous energy radiating from his body. I think it stems from watching his intense film work. Whenever I see Tony on screen doing what he does best I feel an instant connection, total concentration, and a sensory overload rushing all over my body. Watching his facial expressions and absolute focus on screen is hypnotizing. I love it because I feel like I can sense his thought process. Every smirk, grin, and smile I see as he works over a hot dude tied up against a tree or in a sling is memorable. Watching his beautiful thick cock wreck gaping assholes is something that MUST be witnessed.

This week, I had a Tony Buff marathon at my work. A customer had dropped off like 80 DVDs for us to purchase. As I was cataloging the stacks of DVDs I shrieked when I saw that there was 3 TitanMen ROUGH titles: ABUSE OF POWER, FIST AND PISS, and BOUND AND BEATEN. having those films play at my work was fuckin AWESOME. It was the first time I had ever played anything remotely fetish on the big screen. I wanted to shake things up a bit. Man, having all three films playing was great! I was able to get a variety of some of the work that I've been DYING to see of Tony. My Tony Buff marathon gave me much more love and appreciation for Tony because I was finally getting to see more than just a clip of him. I swear, some of the stuff that he directed in these three movies......WOW!

I like hardcore, nasty, rough, SAFE sex. Tony Buff's work has opened my eyes to some of the stuff that I would like to eventually experience in my personal sex life. Tony Buff's sex on screen is the kind of gay sex I wish I could see more of in gay porn. Even in his non fetish work Tony Buff delivers such great consistent performances. The first film I saw Tony Buff in completely was HOME INVASION. HOME INVASION was pretty tame compared to some of the stuff I've seen Tony do but damn...it was FUCKIN SCORCHING HOT!

Thanks to Twitter, I've been able to keep in contact with Tony and follow up on all his adventures. When I first moved up to SF, I put myself in a situation that I wasn't ready for. It involved some submission on my part to a more dominant person. I've been wanting to explore and experience more of the BDSM lifestyle. I'm a novice when it comes to BDSM. I know a lot about it, I just haven't really practiced the dynamics of the lifestyle. I asked Tony for some advice because I really needed some guidance. Tony quickly responded back to me with some great words of wisdom. Thanks to Tony, I saved myself from a situation that I wasn't ready for. To get such great advice from a man that I admire so much was a blessing to me.

Tony has been in SF for a bit now filming some of the new content for the FETISH FORCE line. Talking to Tony about all the upcoming stuff he has in store for FETISH FORCE makes me wet. The gleam in his eye that he gets when he talks about his work is remarkable. You can see it in his body language how enthusiastic he is for this new opportunity. I swear, some of the things that he talked about...............I wish I could say but I'll just let Tony's work speak for itself.

Congrats to Tony Buff on this great opportunity. So fuckin THRILLED to what Daddy Tony has in store for us.

Click HERE to check out Tony's blog and HERE to check out his Twitter page.

Hello 2011.

2011-01-07T13:04:00.000-08:00

Happy 2011 everyone!

Just like that, 2010 came and went. 2010 was a spectacular year for me. I did so many things that I never thought I could possibly do. I managed to make it to Chicago for Grabbys/IML Weekend (which was a fuckin BLAST), Got down and dirty at the GayVN awards and Folsom St Faire, went on a Mexican cruise with my family, spent much needed weekends for R&R in Santa Barbara, and the most thrilling of them all...I FUCKIN MOVED TO SAN FRANCISCO! 2010 was a great year for me. It was a year that made me realize that if you want things to happen, if you want shit done, you need to get the FUCK off your ASS and do something about it. It was a year that made me grow a pair of balls and get the fuck out of the San Fernando Valley. I love the Valley, the Valley is my home and stomping grounds but it was seriously time to get the fuck out of that place and go out and LIVE for a change. Now that 2010 is over, I'm excited to explore and experience WHAT 2011 has to offer.

At the beginning 2010 I wrote goals that I wanted to accomplish. I recently went back to check out some of those goals and I was bummed that I had met maybe like 2 or 3 of them. This year, I do have some goals set for myself but rather than writing what they are I'm just gonna keep them to myself. I don't want another list of goals on my blog that I can't accomplish. I'd rather just take my goals and projects one at a time. I will say that one of my goals is to write more on this blog. Which is something that I've said I would do more often. Well, here is to more blog posts in 2011!!!!

So what do I have looking forward to this in 2011? Lots of things. I really want to explore San Francisco more. I've barely scratched the surface of exploring this amazing city. So far, I've mostly hung out in SoMA, Mission, and the Castro areas. Now that I've moved to the Tenderloin I have a new area of the city to explore. I'm somewhat familiar with the Tenderloin. Whenever I would come up to visit I'd stay at the Motel 6 in the Tenderloin. Its funny because now I live a couple of blocks away from the Motel 6. :P

As far as traveling this year, I wanted to try and make it to Amsterdam this summer but now that I have to pay rent and all I don't think I'll be able to make it. I DO wanna try and make it out to Chicago again for the Grabby Awards this year. Last year was fuckin EPIC and I have a feeling that this year is gonna rock!

Look out for more frequent blogs! Happy 2011 everyone! Lets make it a good year!!!!!!!

HOUSE OF XY EXCLUSIVE INTERVIEW!

2010-12-24T12:44:00.000-08:00

What a treat you guys! Seriously. Xmas ahem...came...just in time. Check out some innovative gay male deliciousness courtesy of my buddy Dirk van Baren (@amsterdirk) on Twitter and his new HOT site HOUSE OF XY! Over the year, I've gotten to know Dirk and his insatiable love and adoration of beautiful men (shit...who DOESN'T love men). Dirk, along with his handsome partner (@pieter020) have created a new site that has certainly got my attention. I mean...COME ON! Look at this AMAZING picture of LOGAN MCCREE!!! Dirk was kind enough to give me a first look at some of the work that is going on in HOUSE OF XY and man...it is FUCKING HOT!

I've been a HUGE fan of Dirk's photography ever since I found him on Twitter. His work has been quite inspirational to me and has brought a huge smile on my face. ESPECIALLY when Dirk brings out Bossy Bear. Bossy Bear is one of my FAVORITE things in the whole wide world and knowing that Dirk takes pictures of damn adorable Bossy Bear makes me giggle and happy. Now that Dirk is getting into the xxx world I'm getting more and more excited about what will come from him and HOUSE OF XY.

Bossy Bear and Chi Chi Larue

Bossy and cutie Ryan Raz

Bossy and Buck Angel...WOOF!

Bossy and my husband Logan McCree!!!

One of the things that I absolutely LOVED this year was the HU$TLABALL LONDON video. I swear, that video is one of the HOTTEST things I have seen in gay porn in a loooooong time. Dirk had the BEST view of the whole show and captured some great moments between some of the HOTTEST men in gay porn. Oh yeah, I'm not lying when I say that I've jerked off to the Hu$tlaBall London video so many times. It's also made me like a Ke$ha song. I despise Ke$ha. But Dirk has made me a fan of hers (well...that TAKE IT OFF song). After seeing the amazing video (which was done on an iPhone) I knew that Dirk had such a great eye for capturing the male body in beautiful and sexy ways. :P

I recently interviewed Dirk to find out more about HOUSE OF XY. I loved the answers Dirk came up with! :P

1. How did you come up with the name “House of XY”? What does it mean?

XY refers the male chromosome. Since my husband and I run the company together and we have a studio at home it seemed pretty fitting to call it House of XY.

2. Tell me a little about your photography background. Where did you get started? How long have you been taking photographs professionally?

I’ve been into photography all my life. At a certain point a friend said to me: ‘Hey, you have a great eye. Why don’t you really pursue this?’ which is when I started studying photography. I started my first (reasonably G-rated) photography company 1.5 years ago.

3. What made you get started doing photography for the adult industry? Have you always wanted to photograph/film adult industry models?

It never occurred to me until recently. One of my teachers always said: “Only shoot what you’re really passionate about. Your audience will feel it.” It took me quite a while to put 1 and 1 together: I LOVE PORN! So about 5 months ago I decided that I’d stop doing regular portraits to focus on erect cocks. What’s not to like?

4. Lets talk about your AMAZING video from Hu$tlaball London. Um…that video was SUPER FUCKIN HOT and really fucking amazing. You captured some deliiiiicious footage of Junior Stellano, Mike Dreyden, Michael Lucas, and Logan McCree. How did you come up with such great footage? What was the experience like for you being so up close and um…personal?

Thank you! That was such an incredible evening. Hustlaball is a sick party, but I’m not much fun to be around on that night. I don’t dance or drink and make sure I have a spot right in front of the stage so I can film everything. My husband stands behind me to keep people away from me. Necessary, because the crowd really goes crazy! Not the most romantic story, huh? That’s what it takes to do a good video though. We’ll be going again next year, so get ready for a new one.

Diego Summers YUMMMMM!!!!!

5. Tell me about your most recent project. I am LOVING the photos of the models with all the colorful paint! How did this idea come up?

It’s called UV by XY. I did some Googleing and I think it’s pretty unique. I thought of it in the same way all my ideas come to me. I put my earphones on and listen to my favourite music and then think: ‘What would this look like if it was an image?’. I really try to think out of the box. Sometimes my ideas are outrageous, but when I start to work on them they turn out to be quite doable.

6. Tell us about working with Logan McCree. Logan is one of the most popular and talented performers in gay porn He has been one of your most frequent models. Oh yeah, I am also madly in love with him too.

Yeah, you could say Logan is sort of my muse, haha. Of course his look his unique, but he’s also a lovely guy that really gets into what he does. I did 5 shoots with him, 4 of which are hardcore and he’s actually aroused when you shoot him. That makes my job very easy (not to mention fun). He’s very real and down to earth and he just radiates this incredible sexual energy. I could go on for days about him.

7. How was it like working with such porn trailblazers like Buck Angel?

That shoot was a dream. I met up with Buck to shoot a phone picture with him and Bossy Bear. We got talking, I showed him some of my work and he thought I was really talented. I told him I had trouble building my network in Amsterdam and he offered to help out on an international scale, so nice! We did a small shoot together and one of the photos ended up on the cover of his newest release. I owe him a lot and am forever grateful.

AMAZING shot of Buck Angel...WOOF!

8. What are some of the things we ought to look forward to coming from House of XY? Would you mind telling us a bit about some of your upcoming projects?

I don’t like to repeat myself, so every shoot has to have a new concept. At the moment I’m working on a series with the cutest young smutpuppy. He’s heavy into piss, which is a dream come true. I’ve never shot watersports before and I love the challenge of turning something dirty into art you’d hang on your wall.

9. Who are some of the models you are DYING to work with? Who are your current porn crushes?

I can die happy if I ever did a shoot with Steve Cruz. I admire everything about him, both on and off screen, as a person, an actor and a director. I already have ideas for that shoot, but you’re just going to have to wait and see. If it ever happens I guarantee you it will be the most spectacular shots he’s ever had taken.

10. OK. I HAVE to know the origins of Bossy Bear. He is one of my favorite things EVER. I’m serious when I say I absolutely ADORE Bossy Bear. Where did he come from? Why is he so Bossy? What was it like having Bossy take several pics with some several gay porn talent? Oh yeah, Where can I get my hands on a Bossy Bear! I WANT I WANT I WANT!!!

Hahaha. Bossy goes well with everyone, sometimes he’s my link to meeting very famous stars, like Buck Angel! He’s a great icebreaker. Bossy is a collectable toy by designer David Horvath. He also featured in a children’s book about learning to share, not one of Bossy’s many talents. That’s where ‘MINE!!!” comes from, although I’ve made my Bossy a bit more rude than the original.

11. What do you find is the most challenging aspect about creating gay porn? What’s the most fun?

Well, there’s a lot of technique involved, which can totally ruin the mood. So it can be quite hard to make it all look effortless and inspired, when in fact it’s all totally planned. However , it can be really fun when there’s a great dynamic between everyone on set, which allows us to rise above the technique and just focus on shooting some hot sex.

12. What is so inspirational about the male nude human body?

I just love cocks. They’re such a bizarre bodypart. They can grow and shrink, they can be rock hard yet stay juicy and if you’re nice to it you get a toy surprise.

13. What’s the last porn you jerked off to?

OverDrive by TitanMen. I am addicted to all their Blu-Ray releases. They’re so well lit and filmed, in crystal clear HD. I like sex to look slick and sexy and TitanMen delivers.

14. Who are some of your porn influences?

I’d have to name Steve Cruz again. He’s proved that you can achieve whatever you want in this industry if you’re passionate about it and are willing to work your ass off. And man, am I both!

Logan McCree is dreaaaamy....

15. Do you find that your environment influences your work? You live in one of the most beautiful cities in the world. Do you find that the city feeds your creative nature?

It doesn’t actually. Amsterdam is so beautiful and picturesque, while my photography is raw and harsh. I think my photos feel more like Berlin than like Amsterdam. I’d never leave here to go to Berlin though, much to raw and harsh haha. Maybe it’s the juxtaposition between the city and my work that works so well.

PLEASE check out HOUSE OF XY. Some of the photography is STELLAR. Also, the UV light pics......FUCKING HOT! I am so happy for HOUSE OF XY. It's something fresh and new and uber fuckin sexxxy!

Click HERE to check out HOUSE OF XY.
Click HERE for HOUSE OF XY on Twitter.

Ed Fox and Jack Jefferson hotness on HARD BRIT LADS!

2010-12-07T16:27:00.000-08:00

My lust/obsession with Ed Fox continues with this fuckin HOT scene on HARD BRIT LADS! This time, Ed is kissing, sucking, and fucking the hell out of sexy Jack Jefferson. After Ed Fox's steamy SOLO I just HAD to watch him get his big fuckin uncut cock sucked and watch him shoving his massive cock in and out of of a hot Brit dude. Jack Jefferson is one hot shaved headed bloke that takes such a nice pounding from Ed Fox. Not only does Jack excel at taking Ed Fox's perfect uncut cock up his beautiful arse but he slobbers, deep throats, and gags on it like a hungry cocksucker. Oh, and don't think that Ed just sits there and lets Jack just suck on his cock. Oh no. Ed pretty much skull fucks Jack and watching Ed slide his big cock deep down Jack's throat will make your dick leak. Its sooooo fuckin HOT! Shit, who wouldn't be hungry for Ed's slab of uncut UK beef. I mean seriously, if Ed whipped out his cock in front of you would YOU not instantly get on your knees and start sucking. Didn't think so. Ed does some good dick sucking of his own on Jack's big uncut cock. Watching his juicy plump lips wrapped around Jack's cock, bobbing and weaving.......damn...........

Now lets get to the fucking. Jack is one lucky and talented bottom because he takes Ed's cock with ease. I LOVE the way Ed fucks. He is gentle and tender and flips it on you and becomes a total dominant top which I fuckin LOVE! Not only that, Ed has some of the best, most intense facial expressions on his face when he pounds Jack. It's like you can see his thinking process and concentration on his face expressing how much he loves plowing Jacks hole. Watching Ed's face while he slides in and out of Jack is such a turn on. Also, watching Jack's face cringe with delight as his hole gets stretched is great too. There is also a great moment in the scene where Ed grabs onto Jack's shirt and obliterates Jacks butt with no mercy! That was one of my FAVORITE parts of the scene!

Oh and when you get to the end of the scene you'll be delighted with the massive cum facial Jack gets from Ed. I swear, I sooooooo wish I was Jack at that moment. :P

Check out some of the pics from this HOT FUCKIN SCENE!

Click HERE to check out more scenes from HARD BRIT LADS and HERE to check out their Twitter page.

Hard Brit Lads is HOT HOT HOT!

2010-12-03T09:40:00.000-08:00

Guys from across the pond are hot. Really hot. Especially the British ones. I recently discovered HARD BRIT LADS while on Twitter and I must say, the men and the scenes on this website are god damn sexy as FUCK! Its no secret that I have a thing for British dudes. The Brit lads are some of the HOTTEST men out there. All the Brit dudes that I've had a chance to taste and devour have been nothing but scrumptious and you'll DEFINITELY find some hot Brit lads on this site.

I mean, check out ED FOX. He is sooooooo fuckin HOT! That slight hairy fuzz on his chest, big, juicy lips, the pierced nipples, that big, deliiiiiiiiicious, suckable uncut cock? DAMN! I loved watching Ed fondle his big uncut dick in his red shorts. Watching him get himself hard while hiding his amazing dick behind those small red shorts made my mouth water for his cock. Oh yeah, when he reveals the slab of UK uncut beef he has in those red shorts.....................AMAZING! One of my favorite parts of the solo is seeing Ed slap and grope his cock while still in his red shorts. Its such a good tease because once he reveals what he's got down below its quite the sight! I also LOVE when Ed plays with his nipples while he jerks off. Too fuckin hot. I swear if I were with him I would totally stuff that big, thick, uncut UK cock down my fuckin THROAT! :P

Here are some more pics of gorgeous stud ED FOX!

HARD BRIT LADS content is filmed in HD and the site has NEW SCENES updated weekly. Did I mention that the men on this site are fuckin hot? Oh yeah, I think we covered that. Did I mention that there are lots of beautiful uncut men on HARD BRIT LADS? Mmmmm hmmmm. We got that covered.

I'm gonna keep you all posted on some of the new content that comes from HARD BRIT LADS. I've been going through several of their scenes and finding lots and lots of hotties and FORESKIN! YAY! :P

Oh Ed Fox, you make this uncut American swoon! So does several of the hotties from HARD BRIT LADS! :P

Also, check out @hardbritlads on TWITTER!

Meeting the fabulous NIKKI BENZ!

2010-11-12T12:46:00.000-08:00

Last night I was very fortunate enough to get a chance to check out Nikki Benz feature dance at the Hustler Club in San Francisco. I was absolutely besides myself when I found out that Nikki was gonna be coming up to San Francisco. I've been completely in awe and fascinated by Nikki ever since I discovered her awesome work for BRAZZERS. I absolutely ADORE Nikki Benz. Not only is she smoldering hot in her sex scenes but she is also one of the sweetest, most gracious, and above all super incredibly fun porn stars I have come across in a very long time. When I found out that Nikki had a Twitter I immediately started to follow her. I was drawn to Nikki not only by the incredible pics she posts from her travels feature dancing all over the world and her various porn shoots. Nikki's presence online and on her films is something that does not go unnoticed. Nikki is a trooper when it comes to chatting it up with her fans via Twitter and her various social networking sites. It is no wonder that this beautiful Canadian (I LOVE CANADIAN PORN STARS!) sex goddess is one of the most followed women in porno Twitter (50,000+ followers and counting.)

I have tried several times to try and meet Nikki Benz when she was doing signings and feature dancing gigs down south but I never got the chance. When I read that she was gonna be up here in San Francisco I knew that I just HAD to make an effort to go and see her. I was lucky enough to have the day off yesterday so there was no excuse not to go check out Nikki! Before I went to the Hustler Club I went to my buddy Chad's place who just so happened to live like a block away from the Hustler Club. We hung out and I told Chad about Nikki and how much I wanted to meet her. Chad has a whole wall in his kitchen where people are allowed to tag all sorts of things. Since I was on a Nikki Benz high (among other things) I showed my love and appreciation for Nikki on his wall.

Here is a pic of the view from Chad's building of San Francisco. Beautiful huh? :P

Once I got to the Hustler Club I started to get excited to check out Nikki Benz. They had a huge poster of Nikki right at the door. When I was showing my ID to the bouncer he mentioned that Nikki Benz was the feature dancer. I told him the only reason I'm here is to see Nikki perform. He gave me a big smile and let me into the club. I was very surprised at how nice the Hustler Club is! usually I'm used to skanky ass strip clubs in the Valley but the SF Hustler Club was very classy and the layout of the place is cool. I love how they have the main stage right in the middle of the club. The bartenders, bouncers, and most of the dancers were really chill and made you feel welcome when you're in the club. My fave was the bartender girls. They were making me laugh at and totally having conversations with me. While I was sitting at the bar one of the dancers was talking to this guy about Nikki Benz and kinda talking shit that she was there to feature dance. I wanted to interrupt their conversation but I didn't wanna start any drama so I just kept it cool. The dancer kept saying shit like " I dunno what the big deal is about Nikki Benz. Who is she anyway?" Man, I sooooo shoulda said something but I just kept it my mouth shut and grinned at what a dumb comment that was.

When I saw Nikki walk into the club I was taken aback. She looks so fuckin stunning walking down the strairs to get into the club. I wanted to say something to her as she was walking down the stairs but I just kept on walking up to the ATM machine. Nikki was busy being escorted so I just kept on walking and waited for a better opportunity to talk to her. It's funny, whenever I am around a beautiful porn star like Nikki Benz I get all giddy on the inside. Nikki's presence was so contagious I felt slightly dizzy when I was walking by her. I wanted to be all "OMG OMG NIKKI I LOVE YOU..." but I totally kept my cool and just smiled as she was walking down the stairs.

Once Nikki was announced to go up on stage I got up from the bar and headed down to the seating area around the main stage. My heart was racing because in just a few moments Nikki fuckin Benz was gonna be rocking the stage! Once she got up on there....WOW...I mean.......totally fuckin WOW! Nikki was dressed up in a shiny, shimmery, light blue corset, braw, booty shorts and white fuck me boots. She looked like a sparkling diamond every time she made her presence known on the stage. I was in complete awe watching her sway her hips and feel on her body on stage. Whenever Nikki would look in my direction I knew that she knew who I was and that she was happy to see me. When Nikki came up to me while she was dancing she gave me a huge smile, bent down in front of me, gave me a BIG kiss, and was talking about how great it was to finally meet me. I think its amazing that our first human interaction was on stage while she danced seductively to Rihanna's new single! Here is a pic of Nikki in her outfit.

HOT!!!!!!!!!!

After Nikki danced to a couple of songs she passed out some of her merchandise to the people sitting around the main stage. Nikki kissed and handed me one of her posters. After Nikki finished dancing she went off to her dressing room. I went back to the bar to chill and take in the fact that Nikki had just danced right in front of me. I could still smell her scent on me and it was totally addicting. I LOVED when Nikki went topless and she told me "I wanna put my boobs all over your face but I can't.." I thought that was the cutest thing EVER! It was so sweet of her to say that! I had a big smile on my face after she made that comment.

While at the bar I heard Nikki calling my name from her dressing room. I walked over to her, gave her a big hug, and she gave me one of her DVDs! She also invited me to come and hang out with her in her dressing room. It was nice to have a chance to talk with Nikki after she danced. We talked about all her travels and her work schedule. I caught her up on all my adventures since moving to SF. Sitting in that dressing room and talking with Nikki I could see why she is one of the most successful adult starts out there today. Nikki's attitude and way of life is so frivolous, fun and free but it is also very business like and professional. Basically, this girl knows how to have her fun and be smart about it too. I coulda stayed in that dressing room all night and chit chatted with her until the sun came out but after we talked we set up her booth in the club where she was going to do her signing for the fans. Nikki was gracious enough to take a Polaroid picture with me right before she was going to do her signing. After that, I said my goodbye to Nikki and took off.

What a magical night it was last night. Nikki is one of the most amazing women in porn and if you don't know about her well then its high time you get to know this woman. She is one of the very few women in porn that has had crossover success in mainstream gigs and Nikki shows no signs of slowing down. So excited for whats to come from NIKKI BENZ!

Check out Nikki's OFFICIAL SITE!
Check out her Twitter page too!

I've also included several Nikki videos. One is from her Fox Sports show CUBED and the others are behind the scenes antics!

LOVE YOU NIKKI BENZ!!!!!!!! BENZ MAFIA FOR LIFE WHAT WHAT WHAT!!!!! :P

Kylie Minogue Saved My Life!

2010-10-12T14:05:00.000-07:00

As most of you know by now I am no longer living in the San Fernando Valley. I have become a full on San Francisco resident and I'm LOVING every single waking moment of it. Pornolandia has up and relocated to the fast paced, sassy streets of Frisco. It's been quite a turbulent journey but it was definitely necessary for me to get me out of the FUNK that I was feeling back in Porn Valley.

But lets get to the actual topic I want to talk about. Lets get to talking about Kylie Minogue and how she saved my life. I'm a big Kylie Minogue fan. Thanks to my tranny cousin Josephine I got introduced to the pop power force that is Kylie Minogue. Kylie wasn't a big smash in America until her deliiiiiicious FEVER album hit the airwaves with the massive smash 1st single CAN'T GET YOU OUT OF MY HEAD. Once her FEVER album took off I started to follow her career and music a lot more thoroughly. This year, Kylie came out with her 11th studio album APHRODITE and lemme tell ya, this absolute fun and delightful album was a SALVATION for me here in SF.

It all started Folsom weekend. I don't have much albums on my iTunes on my crappy laptop and I was sick of listening to the same shit I have on my ipod. I remembered that I had recently added APHRODITE to my iTunes library and figured it would be something fun to listen to while I was having some downtime in my hotel room or getting ready to go out. I hadn't really given APHRODITE a good listen when I first got the album. I mostly listened to it when I was in my tranny cousins car when we'd be going out to West Hollywood. While my buddy Jeremy Feist and I were getting ready for the Folsom St. Fair I had mentioned how I LOVED Kylie's new album. We started talking about how fun the album is so we started to listen to it. I kept playing the song GET OUT OF MY WAY while getting ready and Jeremy commented on how he was gonna have that song stuck in his head the rest of the day.

After Folsom St Fair came to a close it was time I started getting serious about making the move to San Francisco. I had a flight back to LA on Monday October 4th. I called Virgin America the that morning to inform them that I wasn't gonna be on the plane and the guy had THE NERVE to try and charge me for not going on the flight. HELL. THE. FUCK. NO. At that point, I reached a boiling point where I didn't give a fuck what the next hateful angry words I was going to say. I just went off. I basically told the guy to shove the 75 dollar "not getting on the plane" charge straight up his fuckin ass. I told him how he should be GRATEFUL that I fuckin called Virgin America and informed them that I wasn't gonna be on the plane. I told him how I didn't have SHIT for money and that him charging me 75 bucks for not showing up on the plane was gonna fuck my shit over. I had to let it out. I was so fuckin frustrated/scared/exhausted/stoned/hung over that I didn't give a FUCK anymore.

He eventually caved in and didn't charge me for anything. THANK GOD cuz I sure as hell needed whatever money I have to keep me ALIVE. I needed to calm down so I just started blasting Kylie Minogue's APHRODITE and it calmed me down. It brought me back to earth. Seriously, who the fuck can be in a pissed off mood when Kylie Minogue is playing. Her music makes me happy. Kylie's music is like a lifetime supply of all the candy you've ever loved in your life. It's delicious. It's flirty. It's fun. It's sexy. All these things are exactly what APHRODITE is. A never ending, pulsating, happy, peppy, hotsy, totsy, popsy eargasm. This album is meant to be played at maximum volume. Seriously. Kylie's APHRODITE album sticks to you. It engulfs you. It sooths you. It makes you want to be with your best friend jumping up and down hysterically on the dance floor laughing your ass off flailing your arms left and right when Kylie commands it on her deliiiiiiiiciously hypnotic jam PUT YOUR HANDS UP (IF YOU FEEL LOVE). I guarantee you, when you listen to this album and let it seduce you with its amazing synth pop beats and Kylie's bouncy fun voice you'll remember the time and place you got your first taste of this pop gem. For me, its a reminder of the guy I made out and danced with at The Lookout when ALL THE LOVERS played. It reminds me of a hot guy I made mad passionate love to when GET OUT OF MY WAY was playing from my laptop in the background. It reminds me of driving across the Bay Bridge with my BFF Honey and losing myself in the majestic beauty that is San Francisco when EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL plays.

Everything is Beautiful in San Francisco....

APHRODITE is a salvation for me. Up and moving to SF has been one of the most challenging and grueling experiences of my life. Whenever I felt like I was gonna break down and ready to give up I would find myself going to APHRODITE and letting its message of love and empowerment run through my veins and keeping a big fuckin smile on my face. This album saved me from letting shit get to me. It soothed me. I would wake up in the morning and start my day by listening to GET OUT OF MY WAY. Feeling absolute bliss knowing that I was out in beautiful San Francisco and letting Kylie's music just fill me up with tremendous positivity. This album saved my life because there have been moments that I'm here in San Francisco scared as all hell as to what the future is gonna bring. One day, before meeting up with a friend of mine I was sitting in Union Square and I was listening to APHRODITE and I got so fuckin emotional that I started crying my eyes out. I was crying of unbelievable happiness. I observed all the commotion of all the beautiful people walking all over the city and it just moved me.

Kylie's APHRODITE'S album gives me motivation to deal with all the struggles and hardships I am still going through as I make the transition to living up here in the Bay Area. I owe so much of my sanity to Kylie's beautiful album. This album is absolutely incredible and I highly recommend it to anyone who is in need of a boost of pop perfection. Thank you Kylie Minogue for making one of the best albums of your amazing career. I thank the Gods every damn day that I listen to Kylie's APHRODITE album. You will too. I promise you.

So put you HANDS UP...If you FEEL LOVE toniiiiiiigggghhhhht......

:P

Folsom Sunday

2010-10-11T19:15:00.000-07:00

Folsom was two weeks away and I STILL haven't written or posted anything about it! So, I'm just gonna post pics. Words can't describe how AMAZING Folsom was this year. Had the BEST TIME! :P

Alessio Romero signing autographs

Derek Da Silva and I

Titan Men booth. Lots of CULO! YUM!

Jeremy Feist getting SPANKED!

Jim, Scotty B, and his HOT man!

Jayden Grey and I :P

Tom Wolfe's beautiful autographed ass!

Steven Daigle smiling and showing his COCK!

More Titan Men culo

AMAZING furry Folsom butt

Eating Alessio Romero's HOLE!

Kennedy Carter, Jeremy Feist, and I

OMG LOGAN McCREE!!!

This guy can piss in his mouth standing up!

Getting some love from Mike Dreyden

TOM WOLFE!!!!

I LOVE TOM WOLFE SO MUCH! :P

Samuel getting his ass played with by some porn hotties

Alessio and I haha you can see my COCK!

Jayden Grey and I

FOLSOM 2010 WAS THE SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Looking forward to the debauchery next year! :P

Porno Dream With Samuel O'Toole

2010-10-08T09:29:00.000-07:00

The other night I had the most RANDOM non-sexual (BOO!) dream involving one of my FAVORITE new hunks in the gay porno industry: SAMUEL O’TOOLE!

The dream involved myself, Samuel, a porn camera crew, and an unknown model. Samuel and the model were both wearing a jockstrap (YUM) and we were walking around in an abandoned warehouse trying to look for a bathroom with a tub big enough to fit both Samuel and the unknown model. We walked through every damn floor in the warehouse and couldn't find ANYTHING. All the bathrooms in the warehouse had small ass bathtubs. It was funny watching Samuel and the unknown model try to maneuver in the small bathtubs. I was getting really frustrated because I was set on wanting to film the scene in a huge bathtub. With no luck, We all decided to walk out into the street and ask people if they had a huge bathtub in their homes so we can film the scene. The people on the street didn't seem to mind that Samuel and the models were walking around in jockstraps.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. Throughout the dream I kept hearing the CHEESY fuckin techno song that NEXT DOOR STUDIOS uses in their video promos for the site. I LOATHE that damn techo song. Don't get me wrong, I love me some techno music. But the song they use to promote their videos is blehhhhhh!

I recently got to meet Samuel at the Folsom St. Fair. He was one of the few people I actually wanted to meet during Folsom Weekend. Ever since I found out about him on Twitter I've been intrigued by who he is. Turns out, Samuel is one of the nicest, sweetest, charming, and drop dead gorgeous new men in gay porn. His smile is incredible. One of the best smiles I have encountered in real life and in porn. It was great to FINALLY get to talk to him face to face. His energy, poise, and confidence makes him one of the most endearing men in gay porn right now. Being around him, I couldn't help but smile while we talked to each other at Folsom Street Fair. I swear it took a lot of strength for me not to pounce on him and lick every inch of his body. He was looking all cute in his black jockstrap that day too. Oh god...his ass...his beautiful, plump, juicy, ass is heavenly. Not to mention that his big dick too! I'm telling ya, this boy has it all.

Want another reason to fall in love with Samuel? Check out this interview he did with Rob Romoni after one of his shoots with JET SET MEN

Isn't he just ADORABLE?

Maybe this pic might convince you on how HOT Samuel is.

Or this one...

LOOK AT HIM! BEAUTIFUL! :P

Here is a pic of Samuel, Jeremy Feist, and myself at the NEXT DOOR STUDIOS booth!

Samuel likes to fuck chicks too! YEAH! That is sooooo HOT! :P

I see nothing but great stuff ahead for Samuel O'Toole. With his short time in porn he has created such a great buzz for himself. I'm so glad I got to meet him in person and I'm looking forward to the next time I get to see him in person. The next time he pops in my porno dreams I hope we get to do something sexual and nasty! :P

Please check out Samuel's Twitter page and his personal blog.

Folsom/GayVN Day 2 pt. 2

2010-09-29T08:24:00.001-07:00

Now that it's morning and I'm semi awake I can continue on talking about all the amazing shit that happened at the GayVN after party. I met a gang of adult performers, directors, and fans that I've been wanting to see and get to know for a very long time. Especially DAMIEN CROSSE! Damien is one of my FAVORITE people in gay porn. He's gorgeous with a filthy mind that only gets nastier as I time goes by. I've had a thing for Damien ever since I started heavily watching films from Raging Stallion. Damien physicality is hypnotic when you see him on film or even in person. He's just a sexual enigma that makes me literally lose my breath when I see him fucking on film or in pictures. When Tamara informed me that Damien was gonna be at the GayVNs/Folsom I instantly got hard. Tamara KNOWS how much I love Damien Crosse. Her and I have had some steamy BBM conversations about all the shit we want to do to Mr. Crosse. It's great to be able to openly talk about deliciously naughty things with someone who is as filthy minded as myself. :P

Throughout the weekend I was determined to try and meet and say whats up to Damien. Right when I get to the VIP after party the first thing that Tamara does is grab me and takes me straight to Damien. I didn't really have time to react or anything. I was a bit flustered cuz I didn't know what to say and the music was do fuckin loud you could barely hear anything! We managed to say hello to each other then we got separated. Well, several cocktails later Marques Daniels captures a moment in time so fuckin out of this world for me: Marques takes this AMAZING pic of Damien and myself!!! WOW!!!!

As if I don't have enough pics of myself and Mr. Pam here is another GREAT one taken by Marques! :P

Every time I look at the picture of I get such a rush. Right around this time I was pretty fucked up from all the free drinks and I vaguely remember hugging and talking with Damien about his career and all the his hard work on his website Staghomme. We were talking for a long time actually. We were both pretty buzzed so this pic feels so surreal to me. It actually brought me to tears. This photo shows just how fantastic the GayVN after party was. Truly an experience.

Here are more pics from this wild night.

Brazilian porn stud Alexander Freitas getting down!

Luke (@beefymuscle) and I. We finally met and had fun this weekend!

Beefy Muscle getting down!

Tom Wolfe and Landon Conrad: HOT!

ARUFF! munching on Drew Cutler's pits!

Beautiful Logan McCree!!!!!!

Sexy as FUCK Tony Aziz rocking some 70s bush! YUM!

Finally got to meet Kennedy Carter!

GayVN Personality of the year Sister Roma and me. ROMA ROMA ROMA!

Chi Chi Larue and I in the DJ Booth!

Jake Austin is so CUTE! LOVE HIM! :P

World of Men mastermind and sweetheart Collin O'Neal

Multiple GayVN award winner and Hottie Brent Everett! ADORE HIM! :P

Can't get enough of TOM WOLFE!

So yeah, this fuckin party was MAGNETIC! One that I will NEVER forget. :P

Here is a list of all the 2010 GayVN Award Winners!

BEST NEWCOMER--Conner Habib
BEST SOLO PERFORMANCE--Adam Killian, TAKEN: TO THE LOWEST LEVEL (Rascal)
BEST DUO SEX SCENE--Folsom Flesh: Tony Buff & Will Parker (Titan)
BEST ALTERNATIVE RELEASE--MEN IN STOCKINGS (Lucas Entertainment)
BEST FETISH RELEASE--SKUFF 4: DOWNRIGHT FIERCE (Hot House Video)
BEST ALL-SEX VIDEO--TROPICAL ADVENTURE (Sarava Productions)
BEST GROUP SEX SCENE--BLACK BALLED 7: JAIL SLAMMED (All Worlds Video): Cameron Adams, Scott Alexander, Race Cooper, Eddie Diaz, Element Eclipse, Damien Holt, Nubius, Osian, Aron Ridge, Ace Rockwood, Santino Vega.

BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR--Steve Cruz, FOCUS/REFOCUS (Raging Stallion Studios)
BEST CUMSHOT--Rafael Alencar, WALL STREET (Lucas Entertainment)
BEST AMATEUR-PRO/AM RELEASE--BRENT CORRIGAN’S BIG EASY (Prodigy Pictures/Dirty Bird Pictures)
BEST HD FEATURE--FLUX (Titan Media)
BEST VIDEOGRAPHY--Tony Dimarco & Ben Leon, FOCUS/REFOCUS (Raging Stallion)
BEST WEB-TO-DVD RELEASESUMMER RECRUITS (Active Duty)
BEST-RENTING TITLE OF 2009--STEVEN DAIGLE: XXX-POSED (Rascal Video)
BEST AFFILIATE PROGRAM--Channel 1 Releasing
BEST GENRE SITE--AthleticModelGuild.com (classic content)
BEST LIVE WEBCAM/WEB SHOW--LiveAndRaw.com
BEST WEB-BASED MARKETING/PROMOTION--Channel 1 Releasing

BEST BLOG/GOSSIP SITE--TheSword.com
BEST PORN STAR SITE--BrentEverett.com
WEBSITE OF THE YEAR--RandyBlue.com
TRAILBLAZER AWARD--Sharon Kane
HALL OF FAME--Bill Marlowe, Mike Donner, Ryan Block, Mickey Skee, Matthew Rush
LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT--Pat Rocco
BEST MARKETING/COMPANY IMAGE--Bel Ami
BEST SEX COMEDY--WHORREY POTTER AND THE SORCERER’S BALLS (Dominic Ford Features)

BEST ACTOR--Logan McCree, THE VISITOR (Raging Stallion)
PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR--Sister Roma
BEST DIRECTOR--(TIE) Joe Gage, DAD TAKES A FISHING TRIP (D/G Mutual Media) and Chris Ward, Ben Leon & Tony Dimarco, FOCUS/REFOCUS (Raging Stallion)
BEST TOP--Trevor Knight
BEST BOTTOM--Brent Corrigan
BEST VERSATILE PERFORMER--Matthew Rush
PERFORMER OF THE YEAR--Wilfried Knight
OVERALL FAN-FAVORITE--Brent Everett
WEB PERFORMER OF THE YEAR--Brent Corrigan
BEST FEATURE RELEASE--FOCUS/REFOCUS (Raging Stallion)

CONGRATS TO ALL WINNERS! :P

Tom Wolfe and Brandon Lewis looking HOT!

Me and my Chaka sista Ceddy aka @elmysterio

Giving Tamara some LOVE!

Super SEXXXY Paul Wagner!

I <3 Scott Tanner! One of my FAVES!

Folsom/GayVN Weekend Bukkake-Thon Day Two 1.0

2010-09-27T22:31:00.000-07:00

So I spent the first part of Friday morning hung over in Harvey Walker’s bed. I had waaaaay too many beers at the Eagle (thanks beer bust) and that double shot of PatronI did with Samuel, Alessio, Chris P, and Adam contributed to my hangover. I tried to get more sleep but it was difficult with a pounding headache and awful heartburn. I decided to get up and get us some waters and some Tylenol to help out with how shitty we felt. I struggled putting on my clothes, found my sunglasses, grabbed the room key, and headed for the streets. Both Harvey’s hotel and mine are in the Tenderloin area of San Francisco. The Tenderloin happens to be my favorite area in San Francisco. I love all the insanely diverse habitants that squalor all over the streets. Lots of crackheads, fat prostitutes, Jesus freaks, bums, Tranny prostitutes etc. Pretty much my kinda place. I also love the Tenderloin because there are sooooo many cool dive bars and great restaurants all over the place. :P

Once I walked out on the streets I swear my equilibrium was totally off. I was still dizzy drunk from the debauchery from last night. I walked with great concentration to try and find any liquor store. Thankfully, the Tenderloin has a liquor store on every corner so it wasn’t too hard to find a place. Once I got back to Harvey’s room I jumped back into bed and tried to get some more sleep. I had time to kill since I couldn’t check into my hotel until noon. I lied on Harvey’s bed thinking back at all the cool shit that happened the night before. To be honest, I was pretty fucked up but I was totally coherent and functional. Which is fuckin rare when I get fucked up. Especially when I’m on vacation. I guess I’m getting better at pacing myself and getting wasted?

Once noon rolled around I said bye to Harvey and headed to my hotel room. I once again stayed at the Motel 6 on Geary and Larkin. I don’t care how many times people talk shit about Motel 6 but the Motel 6 in the Tenderloin is pretty BAD ASS! It’s in a perfect spot in the Tenderloin with Gangway, the local gay dive bar right across the street from the hotel! Oh yeah, a FREE hotel room for 4 days aint too shabby either right? Once I checked in my room wasn’t clean yet. The maid was cleaning it up as I walked in the door. The maid smiled at me and let me in the room. I told her that I didn’t care about the mess in the room (the room wasn’t even that messy) and she let me go inside and leave my stuff in the room. She had finished making one bed so I put my shit in the closet area and walked over to the bed. I asked her if it was cool if I just chilled while she cleaned up the rest of the room. The maid was pretty chill and smiled a bunch. She spoke Spanish so we were able to communicate and get into some great conversation. While she cleaned I unpacked. The televisions at the Motel 6 have a built in AM/FM radio station so the maid was listening to this station called EL RECUERDO. This station plays all the dope ass 70s, 80s, and 90s groups like Los Bukis, Juan Gabriel and shit. One of the jams that came on was from this band called Grupo Mojado. The song is called PIENSA EN MI. I remember listening to this song when I was growing up and I kept telling the maid how much I fuckin LOVED that song. I was all singing to it while I was putting my shit away and the maid kept giggling and smiling at me. The maid even complimented me on my singing. :P

Alright, lets get to the good shit shall we?

I wasn't planning on going to the GayVNs this year. I was just gonna go to the red carpet, take pics, wish everyone luck, then meet everyone at the GayVN Afterparty. Well, thanks to Zachary Sire from THE SWORD for hooking me up with a ticket to the show! It was so unexpected and awesome of Zach for doing this for me.

The Awards show was so much fun! Lots of fun moments and definitely some good highlights. Alec Mapa was a fantastic host! I remember when I was an undergrad I took a theater workshop class with him. He did a bunch of segments from his solo performance shows and seeing him host the GayVNs was totally fuckin cool.

I also got to meet performer Jiz Lee too! That shit was piiiiiiimp!!!! :P LOVE HER! :P

Me and Jiz Lee! :P

Lets talk about the GayVN AfterParty. That party was FANTASTIC! Thanks to a contest I won on The Sword I got to get myself and my BFF Honey into the VIP after party! I kept telling him that we were gonna be partying with the gay porn elite and it we were just being incredibly silly about it. The party also had free fuckin Vodka so my ass got fuckin DRUNK! Man, Honey and I danced the night away and socialized with pretty much every single porn star and personality in the biz. Chi Chi LaRue fuckin KILLED it in the DJ Booth. Everyone was having a great time. The energy in club was positive and people were just letting lose, kissing, drinking, sucking, laughing, and doing all kinds of freaky fun stuff every where.

Lets let the pictures explain for themselves! :P

Sucking some chocolate out of Diesel Washington

Chilling with Steven Daigle

ARUFF! with Drew Cutler and Mr. Pam

GayVN Best New Comer Conner Habib, Mr. Pam and I.

LOVE Mr. Pam.

One of the highlights of this weekend was meeting Mr. Pam. She was just so incredibly cool and fun as hell. It was such an honor being able to go completely bonkers with Pam while we danced on the dance floor and talked all kinds of madness throughout the whole night! :P

It's 2 in the am and I'm fuckin exhausted! Will post more pics and links tomorrow. I need me some sleep! :P

Folsom/GayVN Weekend Bukkake-Thon Day One.

2010-09-27T14:00:00.001-07:00

Let me just start off by saying that this years Folsom/GayVN Weekend Bukkake-Thon was FUCKIN AMAZING. I seriously had one of the best times being up here in San Francisco for this very unique and decadent weekend. I'm slightly hung over, relaxing at the Amsterdam Cafe in the Tenderloin and just about ready to write about all the crazy fun shit that happened this weekend.

My flight here to SF was quite enjoyable. This was my first time flying Vigin America and I gotta say, I fuckin LOVE THEM. I had no hassles getting through security and The flight was fantastic. I arrived early Thursday morning in SF. Once I got out of the plane I dashed to the BART station so I can get my ass to meet up with my BFF Miguel aka "Honey". For the record, I fuckin HATE the BART system. It was really fuckin confusing trying to figure out how to buy a damn ticket and it's expensive as shit. I kept bitching about why it couldn't be simple like the LA Metro or NYC public transit. Oh yeah, another reason I was bitching is because I brought with me less then $400 for the weekend. So I needed to make my pennies last a reaaallllly long time.

One other cool thing about my flight into SF was that the one and only legendary porn directrix CHI CHI LARUE was on my flight! I saw said hi and gave her a kiss and chatted briefly with her as I was boarding the train.

So anywho, I met up with Honey, left all my shit in his car and decided to head to Dolores Park. I didn't have anything else to do and Honey was busy teaching so I figured I'd go to a spot where I can chill, people watch, and relax. I had noooooo fuckin clue how to get to Dolores Park after I left Honey but I figured it out and spent most of the day sun bathing and watching all the hotties get some sun at the park.

After a while getting sun drenched in Dolores Park hottie uncut stud and good friend Harvey Walker and @benorser met up with me at the park. We then headed to Harvey Walker's hotel room which was conveniently right around the corner from my hotel. Harvey and I chilled in his room, caught up on all the shit that we've been up to since we last say each other and took a nice, much needed nap.

Here is a pic of Harvey Walker's yummy crotch! mmmmmmmm......

So Harvey and I woke up from our nap and headed to the THE EAGLE for the Folsom/GayVN kick off party. The Eagle was the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. Got to meet up and talk to a shitload of my porn star friends. I, of course, had to rock my leather for the Eagle. It's only fitting right? :P

The Eagle kick off party was the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!

Here are some pics of Fag Hag hottie and unber awesome Laura D. and I at the Eagle!

WEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

LOVE me some Laura D!

Check out www.imafaghag.com for more of Laura's filthy adventures at Folsom and pics!

While at the Eagle Harvey and I ran into Chris Porter, Samuel Colt, papa Alessio Romero, and Adam from Falcon.

We took a brief break from the Eagle and headed back to Samuel and Chris's pad. We ended up doing shots of Patron. Double shots I might add. Click HERE to check out our pic pre shot taking. :P

After all the shots everything went blurry. Here are some pics from the red carpet at the Eagle with Alessio Romero, Chris Porter, Samuel Colt and GayVN Personality of the year SISTER ROMA!

So, this was pretty much my first night. It was a great way to start the weekend! More blogs and pics from the weekend to come! :P

Porno Dreams Are A Mind Fuck.

2010-09-22T00:21:00.000-07:00

I had a really twisted fucked up porno dream last night. I vowed that every time I had an intense porno dream that I would wake up and immediately write that shit down so as not to forget all the shit I experienced in the dream. Well, I didn't do that this morning but this dream has definitely made an impact on me. I can't for the life of me stop thinking about it. I take crazy ass dreams like this seriously because I feel like my subconscious is trying to tell me something. These dreams feel like epiphanies to me. Mostly because I spend the whole fuckin day trying to interpret the damn thing and not documenting it.

Alright...so this dream...

I'm walking around in the street in nothing but my undies and a white dress shirt a la Tom Cruise in RISKY BUSINESS. I don't really question why I'm dressed like this (its a dream) so I continues walking down the street. I don't really wake up at home either. I'm in some strange neighborhood I don't really know much about but still feel like I know what I'm doing and where I'm going. As I I keep walking there is a car accident on a busy intersection. By now the area is swarming with cops taking pictures and dealing with the people involved in the accident. I slowly walk towards the intersection. I'm kinda nervous because I'm pretty much half naked and about to walk by a swarm of cops. As I get closer and closer to the accident I notice that everyone is moving in ridiculously slow motion. Kind of like to intensify the atmosphere. One of the cops I was walking by was a female cop. She kept staring at me with a stern look on her face. I thought for sure she was gonna stop me and ask me why the fuck I'm half naked. I was walking looking down at the ground but then figured I should keep making eye contact with the cop so I won't look as suspicious as I already did. The cop kept on looking at me and I just kept on walking. They didn't end up doing shit to me and I continues walking down the road.

All of a sudden I'm somewhere in some warehouse/shipping district in front of a porn distribution company. At first I thought it was where I used to work but this place was HUGE! I start to walk towards the gates of the warehouse when I'm grabbed by some guy dressed in a dark blue suit. This guy ends up being some host for some sort of porn reality show kind of like a project runway/top chef meets porn kinda show. The host was completely coked out. He had coke residue all over his suit and all over his nose. He rushes me to into the warehouse. Once inside I see that there are female porn stars, guys in suits, camera people, photographers, etc. They're all getting ready to shoot the a segment for the show. I get pushed into two porn chicks who are doing hair and make up. They hurl me into a tiny trailer where they are doing hair and make up. The host walks in and starts filling me in on all sorts of drama that is going on set. He throws a mountain of cocaine in front of me while I'm getting hair and make up done and starts cutting up lines. He does a fat ass line then the chicks take turns doing lines themselves. I'm just sitting there kinda stunned and taking all this shit in. The host then walks to a rack of clothing. He looks feverishly for something I can wear but finds nothing. He goes over to where I'm sitting and looks at himself in the mirror. He makes the porn girls lick the coke residue off his nose. He pushes them off him. He fixes himself once again in the mirror then hauls me out of the trailer while the two porn chicks eat each others faces to get the last bit of cocaine.

The host throws me next to 5 other guys and he explains what our challenge is gonna be. The 5 group of guys are some some normal looking dudes. They're all dressed in pretty normal clothes. They stare at me in my get up and laugh. The challenge was for each of us to go through the entire warehouse and grab 10 porno films that have been the most influential to your life. We had thirty minutes to find the films and we had access to the whole warehouse. The host rang a bell and all the other guys grabbed a basket and started running around like maniacs trying to find their movies. I walked all over the place looking for the films that influenced me but I couldn't find a single one! I kept asking where the EVIL ANGEL or ELEGANT ANGELS or BRAZZERS sections were and no one knew. I looked around all the VHS to see if I could find any of the films from the 80's and 90's that influenced me but couldn't find shit. I knocked down shelves and searched EVERYWHERE but still I couldn't find what I wanted.

The clock was ticking and I still hadn't chosen anything. I started to panic. Once I started to panic I just grabbed whatever I could find from the shelf and ran to where everyone else was. Once we were with the host We all shared what movies we chose. Everyone else seemed to find all the stuff they needed except me. When it finally got time for me to explain my film choices I didn't know what to say! I explained that I couldn't find all the movies I wanted and that the selection SUCKED in the warehouse. All the other guys and the host start laughing and pointing at me. They were talking mad shit! Then they started throwing their film choices at me. I started running away from them and they kept chasing me and following me. I eventually found an exit and when I open the exit door there a HUGE white light started beaming from the outside. I walked into the light and then.....

I woke up. I actually woke up in a cold sweat. I dunno what to make of this dream. It was so fuckin STRANGE. I can't seem to have a grasp on what the dream was trying to communicate with me. I was hoping that I would at LEAST get to blowbang all the dudes (except the host) in my dream but that didn't happen. What kind of message am I supposed to interpret from this dream? I have no fuckin clue. The dream was so powerful I had to blog about it. Maybe I'll have another fucked up porno dream that will help me explain this dream. We shall see......

:P

Tommy Wells Confession Line!

2010-09-14T08:46:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wanted to tell someone how much you wanna force your cock down your asshole of a boss and force him to swallow a thick mass of your hot load? Have you ever had fantasies about sniffing all the jockstraps of your favorite baseball or football team is but are afraid to express yourself? Have you ever thought of having a row of hot dudes with amazing bubble butts lined up while you squirt whipped cream in their assholes and licked their holes clean with your tongue? Maybe you masturbate to pictures of Howard Dean doing his famous "AAAAEEEHHHH" fist punch? Or you have a hot distant cousin that you've been dying to fuck and want to have a way to let all the juicy details out?

Well...NOW YOU CAN thanks to Tommy Wells! Tommy Wells is one of my FAVORITE porn sites to visit. This website is full of great write ups on websites like BOUND GODS, REAL GUYS EXPPOSED, BLAKE MASON, TIM TALES, and much more! Not only is there great write ups and recommendation for various worth while porn sites, there are also some really hot x-tube posts with lots of uncut cocks, sloppy blowjobs, guys smoking...

Lets just say that I spend quite a bit of time um...well...you know...*stroke stroke stroke* on Tommy Wells. Also, thanks to Tommy Wells I use the word "hog" to refer to cock on a regular basis now. When I first read it on his site I almost died of laughter. I had never thought to incorporate "hog" with cock. Now, I fuckin love it!

When Tommy Wells asked me to record the greeting for this new project on the site I had no hesitation. I think its a wonderful idea and look forward to hearing some juicy confessions. I mean, its a great idea. A totally anonymous way to be able to confess some of the things that get you off! I would totally leave a confession but people will recognize my voice. I have some deep, dark, and sexy confessions but I would like to be able to have people not know its me. I dunno, the secrecy and anonymity of it kinda turns me on. Maybe I should get one of those voice modulators and call in a confession. Or better yet, Auto Tune that shit! HA! :P

I'm asking all of you to take advantage of Tommy Wells ingenious idea to have a chance to get some of those nasty thoughts and desires out for all the world to hear and get off too. Hopefully Tommy will get confessions from all sorts of people: lawyers, business men, closeted men, porn stars, etc. There possibilities are ENDLESS! I hope porn stars jump on it and confess some hot sins.

Please check out TOMMY WELLS for more info on the Confession Hotline. You can also follow Tommy Wells on Twitter.

I <3 TOMMY WELLS! :P

Tom Wolfe's Twitter Avatar Will Give You A Dickgasm

2010-09-08T14:35:00.000-07:00

Um...

How fuckin AMAZING does Tom Wolfe look in this pic? Wow...I'm truly stunned. Tom just today hit 3,000 followers on his Twitter page. He being the good natured, humble, and good Mid Western hunk that he is decided to make his followers happy and change his Twitter avatar with this fantastic shot.

Absolutely stunning. The lighting is great, the way he's standing exposing his thick gorgeous legs and fantastic physique. Oh yeah, that beautiful face and cock? Too much!!! Tom is one of my favorite men in the adult industry. Not only is he a great performer but he's also quite the gentlemen. He's very welcoming when you first meet him. I met Tom for the first time in Chicago during the Grabby awards and have been talking to him on Twitter for a long time now. I have some good stories about my adventures with Tom during Grabbys weekend but I think I'll save them for when I do a much in depth profile on Tom.

Right now it's all about drooling over his pic and getting our dicks ready for some loving!

Tom, thanks for making Twitter so exciting today. Now if you'll excuse me, I need to hit the shower and do some uncut dick slapping. :P

Click HERE to follow Tom on Twitter. He's so much fun to chat with and he's really good at responding to people that talk to him on Twitter.

Mike Dreyden Makes My Dick Leak.

2010-08-30T13:58:00.000-07:00

I love me some Mike Dreyden. He is incredibly witty, charming, and um...REALLY HOT. Mike is the kind of man that I LOVE seeing in porn. He's nice and fuzzy in the chest area, great body, AMAZING ass...this boy has got it all. I met and got to know Mike during Grabbys Weekend earlier this year. Mike was staying on the same floor as I at the Hard Rock Hotel in Chicago. Not only was he in the same floor as I but he was also right across the hall from me. It was so cool getting to know Mike on a more personal level. No, we didn't hook up or anything like that (although that woulda been nice :P ) but we did spend one stormy evening chatting it up in his hotel room with Ray Daniels and Tamara from www.gpcrush.com. While in the hotel room we drank, talked all kinds of stuff about the gay adult industry, and laughed our asses off talking about and imitating the character of Consuela from Family Guy.

Mike has had a thriving career in the gay adult biz and he is showing no signs of slowing down. While talking to Mike in his room during Grabbys Weekend it was refreshing hearing about his experiences in porn. I love hearing great stories about adult stars and their take on the adult industry. Mike had us rolling with some of the shenanigans he's gotten himself into. I let Mike and Ray put some of their stuff in my room after they checked out of their hotel room while they worked the IML Leather Market. I didn't get to give the guys a proper goodbye during Grabbys Weekend but they did leave me a really nice gift on my bed. Two autographed pics of them! WOOT! :P

Mike is definitely a delight to be around and I'm very excited to get to see him again in September for the Folsom/GayVN Weekend! I recently sent Mike a couple of questions to get caught up on what he has been up to. From the looks of it, Mike has been a very busy boy and I'm thrilled about all his upcoming work and accomplishments!

1. Tell me about your Grabbys experience this year. How was it?

It was awesome. It was my third year going and now more people in the industry know who I am and more fans come to see me at events and my appearances...thats the best part, meeting the fans. I'm always surprised and shocked at how many there are and meeting new fans. The high-light of the awards itself for me was accepting awards for my friends who couldn't be there and then introducing the "Men of Israel" clip. Lucas Entertainment asked me to write something for their blog about that.

2. One of your future releases is a threesome with Alessio Romero and Antonio Biaggi in PISS PIGS for Lucas Entertainment. Do you partake in any piss play off camera? What can we expect in this up coming piss soaked scene?

Well, Bobbie... the movie is out now and you can see a trailer of it at www.lucasentertainment.com. but to answer your question, We didnt partake in any piss play off camera although we were indeed messing around for sure. We used Alessio's cock to loosen me up for Antonio's cock. but Antonio didnt fuck me in the scene.

3. What was it like working as a production manager for Mr. Pam? She is awesome and so much fun!

Let me tell you something about Pam... you will NEVER meet anyone on this planet as nice, genuine, loving, giving and sincere as she. Pam and I met for the first time at my first IML/GRABBY experience. Ever since, we stayed in touch and now even better friends now that she's here in New York. Its always great fun working with her in front of and behind the camera. She lets me get creative and we bounce ideas off each other all the time.

4. You are everywhere as an industry figure: performer, producer, director, writer, etc. Which one do you think is the most difficult to deal with?

Who? Me?! Reeeeally? Naaaaaaaah! LOL! The only difficult part of any of these aspects of the industry Bobbie, is consistent gigs. But when they come, its an awesome thing and i dive in! I've been working on a couple of scripts that I want to shoot this fall and next spring. It'll be fun, I cant wait.

5. There is a video of you and a bunch of porn performers at Hustlaball London filmed by @amsterdirk on Twitter. That video is smoking HOT! Tell us about what goes on in that video.

Well, the best way to get an idea of it is to see it of course. but I'll tell you, the sex going on back stage... LEGENDARY! I caught up with Logan McCree, got fingered by Bruno Knight, I was proposed to by this really hot Brazilian chick, got a blow job by a stage hand, watched the "straight" boys fluff each other...

Luckily we have some EVIDENCE of some of the debauchery thanks to my buddy Dirk from Amsterdam! :P

6. What should we expect for Hustlaball New York in October.

This year I'm co-producing the event. I'm in charge of casting, stage management and hosting the red carpet. Ijust might perform as well, but I doubt it since there will be lots going on. You can expect to see some of the hottest men in porn appearing like Alessio Romero, Chris Porter, Race Cooper, Bryan Slater, Spencer Reed, Phillip Aubrey, Ryan Raz, Diesel Washington, Austin Wilde and more...

Mike is an amazing individual. He was recently nominated for BEST BOTTOM for a fan based GayVN awards category. I must say, Mike is an exceptional bottom. Watching him take big fat dicks up his ass is fuckin hot. Not only that, Mike sure knows how to take a deep dicking. Mike definitely has my vote for Best Bottom and he should have your vote too! :P Click HERE to vote. Also, Cybersocket Awards are accepting nominations for their upcoming Cybersocket Awards. If Mike makes your dick leak like he does mine I would DEFINITELY nominate him for Best Porn Star and Best Personality! :P Click HERE to make nominations.

Mike, you are one hot motherfucker and I can't wait to hang out with you soon! :P

MIKE'S BLOG
MIKE'S TWITTER

New Gay Porn Site With A Lesbian Twist!

2010-08-25T09:16:00.001-07:00

Well, its not really a twist per say. This new gay porn site that I came across recently (thanks to AMAZING genderqueer adult performer Jiz Lee) is from alt lesbian/queer porn auteur Shine Louise Houston. Houston has already made a name for herself with her groundbreaking works for Pink and White Productions. Houston has been a big several Feminist Porn Awards

I started my venture into Heavenly Spire with the Sven and Vid Tuesday solos. Once I saw in the description of the solo the words "latex" and "leather" I was sold. Sven's solo is smoking HOT! Houston takes time to focus on Sven's body with interesting shots of specific parts of Sven's body. I particularly love the parts where the we get shots of Sven in his leather harness. The lighting and sound of the scene gives it a very gritty look that I totally dig. Sven works his big cock nice and slow in the scene and it is definitely mouth watering. Not only does he work his cock real well but he keeps it nice and HARD throughout the whole scene!

Vid Tuesday is a super sexy guy with a cute innocent face and a beautiful pierced cock. Not only is it pierced but it is pierced TWICE. Don't let the glasses and boyish good looks fool you. Vid Tuesday is a total exhibitionist and loves getting frisky in front of the camera. Oh yeah, VT busts out a black butt plug and has a great time using it on his ass. Watching VT squirm and stroke with his butt plug up his ass is incredibly sexy.

Heavenly Spire is a site that explores masculinity, gender, and eroticism in a very interesting way. I'm looking forward to what the future has for this website. If you want to know more about Heavenly Spire please check out the official site. If you like what ya see (I know I did) sign up for a membership! I will also do some future posts on the development of this cool new site! Stay tuned! :P

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXIS TEXAS! :P

2010-05-25T14:00:00.000-07:00

I would like to wish Alexis Texas a very Happy Birthday! Alexis is one of the few adult stars that has truly made this man go gaga for new releases featuring the beautiful Texas native. Ever since she started in the adult industry this sexy, voluptuous, woman has put a charming spell on millions of men and women all over the world. I've been a huge supporter and admirer of Alexis ever since I saw her in ALEXIS TEXAS IS BUTTWOMAN. I spent so many nights mesmerized by her performances in this DVD and countless other porno flicks Alexis Texas has been in. Alexis has the beauty and charisma to charm the pants out of anyone. Her scorching performances and sizzling sex appeal has made her one of the most sought after adult actresses today.

Alexis, as long as you're doing porno flicks I will continue to priase and promote all that you do. All the deliiiiiicious booty lovers out there are lucky to have such an amazingly hot woman to enjoy on a day to day basis.

Please check out Alexis Texas's OFFICIAL SITE and follow her sexxxy adventures on TWITTER

HAPPY BIRTHDAY ALEXIS! LOVE YA BABE! :P xoxo

PRESS RELEASE: VIVID to do Superhero XXX Parodies!

2010-05-19T23:12:00.000-07:00

VIVID ENTERTAINMENT ANNOUNCES NEW SUPERHERO IMPRINT

Axel Braun to be Lead Director

LOS ANGELES — (May 10, 2010) – Vivid Entertainment, the world’s leading adult film company, has announced the formation ofVivid-Superhero, a new imprint that will have Axel Braun as its lead director.

“The parodies under this new imprint will pay tribute to the world’s most popular comic heroes,” said Steven Hirsch, Founder/Co-chairman of Vivid. “Axel already started pre-production on a parody of Superman, which will be followed by those of The Green Hornet, Spider-Man, Wonder Woman, Captain America, Thor, and The Incredible Hulk. We made the decision to create the imprint after working with Axel on “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody“, an Axel Braun Productions movie to be distributed by Vivid. Axel truly did an amazing job with it, and we agreed that together we could mine the really rich treasure of superheroes and have a lot of fun doing it.”

“I honestly couldn’t be more excited,” said Braun. “Working with Vivid is an incredible experience, and with this new imprint I’ll have all the creative latitude to deliver quality productions that will appeal to the huge fan base that exists for these iconic figures.”

Axel recently wrapped “Batman XXX: A Porn Parody“, a take-off on the campy 60’s TV show, scheduled for release on May 24, 2010, and he’s already in pre-production on his next three parodies to be distributed by Vivid: Grease XXX, The Godfather XXX, and The Addams Family XXX.

The Green Hornet® is a registered trademark of The Green Hornet, Inc.; Spider-Man®, Captain America® and Fantastic Four® are registered trademarks of Marvel Characters, Inc.; Wonder Woman® and Batman® are registered trademarks of DC Comics General Partnership; Grease® and The Godfather® are registered trademarks of Paramount Pictures Corporation.

About Vivid: Founded in 1984, Vivid has always placed heavy emphasis on high quality erotic film entertainment and has created wide brand-name awareness through its films, innovative marketing and a licensing program that extends to advertising, apparel, book publishing and a range of other products. TV audiences have gotten to know the company’s management and talent through two recent seven-part series on Showtime, “Debbie Does Dallas…Again” and “Deeper Throat.” Also popular are the Vivid-Alt and Vivid-Ed imprints and the Vivid-Celeb imprint which has become internationally famous for releasing sex tapes of famous mainstream celebrities such as Kim Kardashian, Ray J,Shauna Sand-Lamas, former Miss USA Kelli McCarty, country singer Mindy McCready and many others. The studio’s website www.vivid.com has a large and loyal following of fans of Vivid movies.

BATMAN XXX Porn Parody Trailers!

2010-05-19T21:45:00.000-07:00

Tori Black as Catwoman! *meow*

Check out the two Youtube friendly trailers for Vivid Pictures highly anticipated porn parody BATMAN XXX! The parody is directed by AVN award winning director Axel Braun. This is not the first porn parody stint for Mr. Braun. Axel has been directing many highly buzzed porn parodies like THIS AINT HAPPY DAYS XXX, THIS AINT STAR TREK XXX and THIS AINT BEVERLY HILLS XXX. It was only a matter of time before beloved comic books and comic book heroes got the parody treatment. This Batman XXX parody has certainly caused quite a nice buzz amongst porn and comic book fans. The first trailer of the parody got more than 150,000 hits its first day.

Here is the second trailer for the porn parody.

I'm absolutely ecstatic about checking out this Batman porn parody. I usually aint to thrilled about porn parodies in general but this one looks like it's gonna be something totally campy, cheesy, and a total riot to watch. By the looks of the trailers this Batman porn parody looks like a surefire hit for both Vivid and Axel Braun.

The casting of this parody is soooo fuckin GOOD! Porn legend Dale DaBone as Bruce Wayne? FANTASTIC! James Deen as Robin? BRILLIANT! Tori Black as Catwoman? PURRFECT! Deliiiicious Lexi Belle as Batgirl? WOW! Evan Stone as The Riddler and Randy fuckin West as the Joker? HOLY CUM GUZZLING ANAL SLUT Vivid I think you got a HIT! The cast REALLY excites me about this film. Whoever did the casting for this parody chose some A-list talent for such iconic roles. Casting Dale DaBone as Batman is something that I'm looking forward to. Dale has been one of my favorite performers EVER in porn and to see him come back to the porn screen in such a great role fuckin kicks porno ASS!

To get your copy of the Batman XXX parody click HERE. It is scheduled for release Monday May 24th! :P

Pics from Cocktails with the Stars 1 Year Anniversary

2010-05-07T00:22:00.000-07:00

Me and Trent Locke! YUM! Photo Taken by Tom Trevor

I've been a lazy blogger and more of a Twitter slut lately. So, before I forget, Here are some pics that I took from Cocktails with the Stars 1 Year Anniversary party from last Thursday!

All I gotta say is DAMN! The 1 Year anniversary party was fuckin AWESOME! Had the best time being there and man was it a WILD party. There was lots of hot porn studs, porn fans, hot chicks, and Str8cam Lube GALORE all over the place. Oh man, this party was insane. There was drunk girl boobies, lots of male culo, drunk uncut guys trying to get in the action (I swear I wasn't one of the drunk uncut guys) and just an all around great fuckin time. Cocktails with the Stars at Mickys is one of the funnest places to be on Thursday Nights!

Josh Griffin and one of the drunk uncut Mexicans.

Hot as FUCK Trent Locke. Mmmmmm...

Trent Locke and Travis James smooching.

"Suck it, Trent!" :P

Mitchel Rock and Adam Killian lip locking :P

Steven Daigle! :P

Cutie Tucker Scott! <3

Me and Real Guys Exposed mastermind Robert Chandler! :P

For More pics of this event check out my buddy Tom Trevor's blog! :P

My Str8cam Lube Video Promo.

2010-04-28T18:54:00.000-07:00

Hey guys!

I just did a video to promote and endorse Str8cam Lube!

Check it out!

:P

I made a couple of mistakes on the video. I'm only human guys. Plus, it took me like almost 2 hours to come up with this short clip. I kept messing up and laughing. I even got some of the lube on my computer while I was trying to make the video.

Jeff's twitter is NOT Str8camlube its actually just @str8cam

Click HERE to order a bottle of Str8cam lube online!

Mmmm...Lexi Belle Gets Her Pretty Pussy Molded By Doc Johnson.

2010-04-28T12:59:00.000-07:00

Wanna stick your hard dick inside Lexi Belle's tight pink pussy? Well, NOW YOU CAN! Doc Johnson is coming out with some exceptional molds from some of the leadind ladies in the adult industry. Lexi Belle, sweet, petite, and deliiiiiiiiiiicious Lexi Belle is the next porn starlet to get the pussy mold treatment from Doc Johnson. I don't blame them for wanting to make a mold of Lexi's sweet pussy. Lexi is beyond fuckin cute and when it comes to fucking, Lexi is the best at it!

Check out this video of Lexi getting her pussy molded. I'm looking forward to getting my hands on Lexi's pussy mold from Doc Johnson!

If you want more Lexi Belle goodness (I know you do) check out her official website and follow her on Twitter!

Alexis Texas Gets Her Fine Ass Molded by Doc Johnson! WOOF!!!

2010-04-27T19:34:00.000-07:00

Dear Doc Johnson,

Thank you so very much for molding one of the best and most beautiful asses I have EVER witnessed in the adult industry. Alexis is every big butt aficionados wet dream! You are making it possible for every guy thats wanted to put it in Alexis happen and we can't thank you enough for it. It was only a matter of time before this was going to happen and I am ecstatic that Doc Johnson, the leader in adult novelties and toys will be the one providing Alexis's amazing rump for all.

Check out this short YouTube clip of Alexis getting her juicy booty molded!

Oh yeah, Alexis, thank YOU for blessing us all with your beauty, charm, sexiness, and ass that make men and women weak in the knees.

I will keep you all posted whenever the mold her Alexis's ass comes out. I can't wait to see the finished product!

If you wanna see Alexis and her culo get down and dirty check out her official website!

Also, check out Doc Johnson's amazing and innovative adult toys and novelties here.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERRY LOUISE!!! :P

2010-04-26T16:14:00.000-07:00

I love Kerry Louise. Kerry is one of the funnest, exciting, gorgeous, and funny women in the adult industry. She always manages to put a smile on my face whenever I read about her adventures on her personal blog or check out her updates on Twitter. The first time I met Kerry Louise was at Porn Star Karaoke a while back. I remember it so well because I was sitting at a table and I notices the tall, stunning, British bombshell standing next to our table. I invited her to sit with us and it was utter magic ever since. I knew the moment I set eyes on this amazing woman that she was a gem. Fuck man, the ways she talks drives me absolutely WILD! I would love to just lay in bed with her and talk all night and make funny jokes and pillow fight and have a blast. Kerry makes being a porn star such an amazing adventure.

SEXY BITCH! WOOF!!!

What I love about Kerry Louise is that she hides NOTHING about her sultry life in the adult industry. She is like an open book. Kerry tells it like it is and I LOVE her for that. Not only that, she is soooooo fuckin cool to her fans! Kerry is one of the few adult stars that interacts with her fans on her blog and Twitter. She knows and understands how important it is to have contacts with the men and women that love and admire her work.

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!

Kerry, you are such a doll and I look forward to all your work in the adult industry. I wish you a happy birthday and I promise the next time we hang out we're gonna get shitfaced and cause some TROUBLE!

Please check out Kerry on Twitter and her blog.

LOVE YA KERRY!!!!!!!! XOXOXOXOXOXOXOX

:P

Vote for FREAK OF THE YEAR on THE FREAK SQUAD!!!

2010-04-25T01:28:00.000-07:00

Here at Pornolandia we love it when porn stars are sexxxy freaky. Shit, we wouldn't have it any other way. Seriously, would you jerk off to a boring porn star? I think not. The Freak Squad is an internet adult radio haven for all sorts of naughty and FREAKY topics that deal with the adult industry and the performers we all know and love!

The Freak Squad has come out with its very first FREAK OF THE YEAR award! Check out the website for all the nominees!!! I love that some of my favorite porn stars are amongst the freaky nominees.

Please cast your vote for your favorite porn star! I wonder if I can vote multiple times? I hate to just have to vote for only one porn star! I would vote for all of them if I could but I will narrow it down to a couple of stand out FREAKS!

Vote for KERRY LOUISE, ISIS TAYLOR, LEXI BELLE, and PHOENIX MARIE!!!

PORN FREAKS OF THE WORLD UNITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

Real Guys Exposed Palm Springs Shoot: Day One

2010-04-24T20:14:00.001-07:00

The drive to Palm Springs with Robert Chandler (Real Guys Mastermind) and Harvey Walker (Kentucky Heartthrob) was a complete and utter breeze. I kept telling the guys that I hadn't been to Palm Springs since Grunge was cool. Which is true. I have relatives in Palm Springs and the last time I was there was when I was in Jr. High. I hadn't been to Palm Springs as an adult so being able to go back and hit up gay Palm Springs was something I was really looking forward to. I absolutely LOVE the drive to Palm Springs. The desert for me is so relaxing. There's something mythical and mysterious about the desert that just intrigues the hell out of me.

We stopped to eat at Ruby's which is right across from the Morongo Casino

I kept trying to get the guys to hit up the Casino before we got to the resort! I haven't been gambling in a long time and to stop and eat right across from a casino was TORTURE!!!

After got our food from a super cool sassy waitress at Ruby's we went back on the road! Once we got to Palm Springs everything started to look familiar to me. I felt like I was in a time warp because downtown Palm Springs looked exactly like it did when I was a youngster. Driving through downtown Palm Springs was a joy. The weather was perfect and I was itching to get to the Triangle Inn Resort where we were gonna be staying/filming at.

Here is a pic of the entrance to the Triangle Inn. :P

Once we got to the resort we headed to the our section of the resort. We were lucky enough to be able to rent out an entire house that was separate from the RESORT! It was soooooo fuckin PIMP! The house had 4 bedrooms, 2 bathrooms, a HUGE living room, gorgeous yard, pool, jacuzzi...THE WORKS. I felt like I was I was a cast member in the Real World when we first got there. I ran around scoping the place out and trying to find a place to set al my shit. Once I found my room I headed out to the pool area.

Once we got settled we waited for the arrival of Rob Rushmore (gay pornarama) and our Spencer Drake. Spencer was a last minute addition to the Real Guys Getaway. He took a bus from Phoenix to Palm Springs for the shoot. While we waited for him, I got got some sun by the pool and stroked my cock while using my Str8cam Lube! I had time to kill and I wanted to play around with my cock before we started shooting. I love how I didn't have to worry about people watching me play with myself while I was out by the pool. Shit, We were at a clothing optional gay resort. It would be a total crime not to play around with my cock. I didn't cum though. I was just fucking around to kill time. :P

Once Spencer got to the house it was ON! The first thing we shot was a threesome with Gianni, Harvey, and Spencer. I didn't get to take any pics of the threesome with my phone because I was too busy running the second camera. Here are a few pics of Gianni and Harvey getting the beach balls ready.

Once Spencer got there the sexiness began. Robert and I started filming them playing around in the pool. Then they moved on to the jacuzzi. I swear, when they first started kissing and fondling each other I thought I was gonna lose it. I was inches away from three hotties licking, sucking, kissing, and caressing each other. My dick got instantly hard when they started sucking each others dicks. I was soooo fuckin tempted to stick my hands in the action but resisted. The threesome was so hot that even Robert got in on the action! Watching Robert get his cock worked by Gianni was driving me nuts! I was thinking it was only a matter of time before I whipped out my cock and started getting it worked by one of the guys. I RESISTED THOUGH! God it was tough but I did. My hard on was so obvious and at some points it rubbed up against a thigh or a leg as I was trying to get close ups of all the action. The threesome ended with Gianni getting cummed on which was AWESOME!!!! After the threesome we all headed into the pool too cool off! :P

Oh yeah, Robert bought an underwater camera and I got some footage in the pool. I'll post the footage soon!

In the evening, we filmed the guys in their undies talking about all things sex and what turns them on. Listening to their stories while they were in their undies was super hot. They weren't even naked and I was turned on just listening to all the things that got the boys randy for action! Kit Deschanel arrived late at night so he was able to partake in the undies discussion. :P

(from left to right) Harvey, Kit, Gianni, and Spencer in their undies!

After the undies chat the boys and I got our drink on and chilled in the Jacuzzi. The first night of shooting was so much fun. I'm so glad I FINALLY got my gay porn cherry popped. It was everything I expected it to be!

Here is a pic of sexy as FUCK Harvey Walker knocked out after a long fun day of shooting! :P I <3 Harvey. He is such a cutie! :P

Heading to Palm Springs for big REAL GUYS EXPOSED shoot!

2010-04-20T08:06:00.001-07:00

I'm suuuuuuuuuuuuper fuckin excited that I'll be doing some camera work for REAL GUYS EXPOSED for the next couple of days in PALM SPRINGS! I can't tell you how thrilled I am to be able to finally...FINALLY be able to film hot guys getting it on! This is my first time EVER shooting guy on guy goodness. The only other chance I had to shoot gay porn was a bust cuz one of the models got ARRESTED right before we were gonna shoot! THANK GOD that wasn't my first gay shoot. I would much rather pop my gay porn cherry with REAL GUYS EXPOSED!!!

Over the past couple of weeks Robert Chandler (mastermind of Real Guys Exposed) have been gushing with excitement for this awesome two day filming project. Robert has been wanting to do a big shoot for his site ever since he started it and HE finally gets to do it! Oh yeah, he asked ME to help him out too! How could I say no? I mean really! To be able to leave Pornolandia to be out in Palm Springs basking in the sun and filming some really hot sex with incredibly hot guys!?!?!? I would be an utter fool to not want to be a part of it.

The Real Guys Palm Springs Shoot/Getaway will feature 6 deliiiiiiicious guys. Here are some pics of models that we will be filming during the 2 day shoot:

HARVEY WALKER
Cute, sexxxy, smart, and deliiiiiiciously furry, Harvey Walker is a total package. Oh yeah, He's UNCUT (yumz)

KIT DESCHANELKit is a hot Russian with a killer smile and sexxxy accent. Oh yeah, he's UNCUT too. *lick*

GIANNI LUCAGianni is a latin/italian stud with a nice cock!

JAY CRUZ

Check out Jay rocking a fleshjack!

LOUDEN WILDE

Louden is sweet, adorable, and incredibly sexxxy.

SPENCER DRAKESpencer is SUCH a cutie and was a last minute addition to our Palm Springs romp!

So there you have it. Six hot guys to make some sexxxy gay porn with!

This is a big step for me. I've been wanting to shoot gay porn ever since I started filming porn. I thank Robert Chandler every single day for this amazing opportunity.

This is gonna be EPIC!

Please check out my blog for and Twitter page for all sorts of updates! Also, check out updates from Spencer, Harvey, and Kit on Twitter as well.

:P

Nice Twatt shot Kerry Louise.

2010-04-19T00:22:00.000-07:00

Check out this HOT HOT HOT pic that one of my fave British XXX stars Kerry Louise posted on her Twitter page. I love photo's like this. It is such a neat angle and it totally focuses on Kerry diddling her pussy. Judging by the look on Kerry's face she is having a great time stuffing her CUNT! HAHA! I say "Cunt" because whenever Kerry talks about her cunt or cunts in general I can picture her saying the word "Cunt" with her unbelievably sexxxy British accent.

Kerry is one of the funnest porn girls in the biz right now. Please check out her website www.pleasekerrylouise.com for a look into the world of one of the hottest porn girls from across the pond!

Love you Kerry and your sweet cunt!

:P

The Hottest Pic I've Seen ALL WEEK!!!

2010-04-18T20:49:00.000-07:00

Dear Alexis Texas,

This is the hottest picture I've seen all week. No seriously, like...this is too much. It's way beyond spectacular. I mean...JESUS!!!

Alexis Texas knows how to stir hearts and keep guys on their toes (with cocks in hand). Speechless. Thank god for the internet and Alexis Texas. I love that she knows exactly whats gonna cause a reaction to culo lovers everywhere.

Thanks Alexis for being so HOT and sharing your hotness with the WORLD! :P

This is the Hottest Pic I've Seen All WEEK!!!

2010-04-10T18:52:00.001-07:00

HOLY FUCKIN SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!!!!!!!

Do you guys see this shit? Many thanks to Brian Street Team for posting this magnificent shot of Joanna Angel burying her face in the place that so many horny dudes (myself included) wanna have their face: RIGHT UP ALEXIS TEXAS's ASS! :P

Sorry Conner Habib, I love ya buddy but this pic made me change my desktop background. Once I find another HOT pic of you on the interweb I'll put ya back up on the desktop. But for now, I gotta marvel at the awesomeness of the pic up above. WOW! :P

Thanks again BTS! :P

Jesus Christ this pic is fuckin amazing. The look on Alexis's face is priceless. She looks like she's having so much fun. Damn, I soooo wish I could be in Joanna's position! I <3 Porn Stars. They always have so much FUN! :P I mean seriously, If Alexis Texas let you put your slobbering face on her big, beautiful arse would YOU turn it down? Um...I don't think so. Oh yeah, if you do...then you're a FOOL and you should be castrated.

Click HERE to check out Alexis Texas's official site (yumz)
Click HERE for Joanna Angel goodness. (lick)

Riley Steele's New Flick Looks HOT HOT HOT!!!

2010-04-09T22:26:00.001-07:00

Check out the trailer for super sexy Riley Steele's newest release STRICT MACHINE! Click here to check it out!

The film also has two of my new faves ISIS TAYLOR and AVN 2010 Best New Starlet KAGNEY LYNN CARTER! Oh yeah, lets not forget that MANUEL FERRARA and JAMES DEEN are also in the flick. Those two guys are the shiiiiiiiiiit. Judging from the preview I already like what I see. There's hot chicks in leather, eye masks, big cocks, and lots of hardcore fucking! Oh yeah...KAGNEY. LYNN. CARTER. AY! :P

Mmm...Jamiroquai...

2010-04-07T11:19:00.001-07:00

I woke up with Jamiroquai in me noggin. I often do that. Jamiroquai is probably one of my favorite all time best fuckin bands on the planet. So I often wake up with JK's soothing voice humming to me in my getting me in a groove to start my day. Not just start my day, but fuckin start my day RIGHT! With a bomb ass song that has a siiiiiick ass bass line is the way to start a morning. When I first came across this video I was in awe.

RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY is one of my favorite songs in the world. I love it because it has one of the siiiiiickest bass lines I have EVER heard in a song. The bass makes this song golden and puts chills down my spine. So when I see Jonas Bridgous playing along to the song its like heaven. Pure bliss. Plus, Jonas is a fuckin hottie and I have a thing for cute guys that know how to work a bass. I mean, imagine what this kid can do with his hands when its not wrapped on a base? Jonas is the fuckin MAN on the bass and has definitely inspired me to learn how to play the bass. I want to be able to play the bass like he does on RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY!!! It just looks like so much fun to play along to! My favorite part in this video is when Jonas takes a little breather to rub his nose. SO CUTE! :P

Once I get myself a bass guitar I want to learn how to play RETURN OF THE SPACE COWBOY. That's the first song I want to learn. In fact, I wanna start off with nothing BUT Jamiroquai songs. It's gonna be a challenge but I know I can do it. I also need to refresh my memory n reading music. I used to know how to read it but now its I don't know it!

Jonas, you're the best when it comes playing the bass. I know one day when I make a film about my crazy ass life in porn I will find some way of getting Jonas a part in the film or even a little recognition. He is the shiiiiiiiiiit and we heart him, his musical taste, and his many musical talents. Check out Jonas's Youtube Channel some of the other jams Jonas rocks out with his bass out! :P

Six Degrees of Mr. Pete.

2010-04-05T17:30:00.000-07:00

Mr. Pete made work so much fun today. Today at work XXXtina and I had some fun with two female customers and Mr. Pete. One of the female customers was a really beautiful, bald, black woman that was super cool and having fun with us while she was shopping for stuff for her and her husband. While she was looking for a crotchless fisnet ensemble to go along with the glass G-Spot toy she bought the woman noticed the picture of Mr. Pete and XXXtina up on our wall. The woman actually did a double take. I noticed her looking at the picture so I asked her if she knew who it was. Here is pretty much the conversation we had:

WOMAN: Is that guy's name Pete?

ME: Yeah it is. Do you know him?

WOMAN: Oh my god Yes I know him. I see him at the gym all the time. He's always saying "Hi." to me and kinda flirts with me everytime I go to the gym.

ME: (excited) NO WAY! That's pretty cool.

WOMAN: What a small world. How do you know him?

ME: Christina and I met him at a Porn party. I took that picture of him and Christina.

WOMAN: That is such a trip! Why do you guys have his picture up there?

ME: He's a Porn Star.

WOMAN: WHAT!?!?!

ME: Yeah he's a Porn Star. He's one of my favorites actually.

WOMAN: You're kidding me!

ME: I'm totally serious.

WOMAN: Oh...my god! A Porn Star's been hitting on me all this time?

ME: YEAH-

WOMAN: That is soooo crazy...

The woman kept going on and on about how the way he walks and talks and stuff like that. It was really cute because she couldn't believe that Mr. Pete was a Porn Star. After a bit she asked about the size of Mr. Pete's cock and XXXtina told her it was "VERY nice" and "VERY BIG". I think XXXtina and I totally made that woman's day because she was having the best time talking about Mr. Pete and shopping. I took the pic up above of XXXtina to show Mr. Pete the picture that we have posted up in Adult Factory Outlet.

We at Pornolandia think Mr. Pete is the shiiiiiit. He has been in a zillion porns and all of his performances have been top notch. I especially love all the work that Mr. Pete does with Belladonna. Oh yeah, He's uncut too. Uncut Porn Stars fuckin RULE!

Check out some recent pics Mr. Pete posted up on his Twitter page.

Judging by the pics I would assume that Mr. Pete is playing Two Face in a Batman XXX Parody. At first I thought it was Freddy Kreuger but then only half of his face is fucked up.

I gotta thank Mr. Pete for making work fun and interesting for me and XXXtina. Both of us have had the pleasure of meeting him and he was incredibly nice when we got to hang out and talk to him. We get excited every time we see Mr. Pete in a new porn. YOU SHOULD TOO! If you wanna see some hot fuckin sex, watch a Mr. Pete scene. He never disappoints! :P

Stupid Douche! Leave James Deen ALONE!

2010-04-04T01:00:00.000-07:00

Check out this Youtube video/porn PSA announcement some douchebag made with a bazillion pics of James Deen. Yeah, this guy is a douche cuz he fuckin used some douchey ass song to go with this pathetic video.

Hey Goodnester, get a fuckin life and stop hating on James Deen. James is one of the best performers in the Adult Industry and stupid video's like these aren't gonna affect James or the people that love and admire what he does in porn. Shit, James posted this on Twitter so you should thank him for giving you some sort of publicity.

We here at Pornolandia love James Deen and his midget fucking, burrito eating, hot dog loving, bad ass ways.

Nuff Said.

If you wanna know who James is sticking his cock in or what kind of food he wants to shove down his throat follow him on Twitter! @Jamesdeen

:P

Well It Happened. I Finally Met The Habib.

2010-03-28T18:49:00.001-07:00

After what seemed like an eternity, I finally got the chance to meet Pornolandia's Man of the Month. The day I meet Conner was a pretty good day to be honest with you. There wasn't much bullshit at work and throughout the whole day I couldn't stop thinking about heading over to Cocktails with the Stars for some Conner Habib fun. Since I don't have a car, Meeting Conner was much more of an adventure. It took two buses and the Metro Red Line to get my no driving ass to WEHO for all the fun. But you know what? All that shit was sooooo fuckin worth it because Conner turned out to be one of the most approachable, charismatic, incredibly sexy, and down right darling porn studs I have met in a VERY long time.

If you've been reading the blog and following me on Twitter, You KNOW how much I appreciate and adore Conner's work and growing popularity amongst fans, porn stars, and directors in Pornolandia. It's funny, the day I met Conner I didn't have my iPod that day. Having music is essential for a no driving sexy Scrub like myself. Long walks and excruciatingly long bus rides can be murderous without an iPod. Since I didn't have shit to listen to, I had plenty of time to think about what I was gonna do when I actually first saw Conner eye to eye. Ever since I found out that Conner was gonna be at Cocktails with the Stars I wanted to make sure that I wasn't gonna be a drunk fuckin mess like I usually am when I go to some porn events. I wanted to actually be coherent and remember talking to Conner and all the other people at Mickys. I've learned my lesson from my previous drunken exploits. So when I first met Conner, I was a very, very, VERY good boy.

I went to Mickys with my very good friend Robert. He is the brainchild of REAL GUYS EXPOSED. One of the first scenes I saw of Conner was his solos for Real Guys Exposed. GOOD FUCKIN SHIT lemme tell ya. Anywho, we got there fairly early so there wasn't that many people there yet. It was easy to spot Conner chit chatting at the bar. He was wearing a Fireman outfit. I walked up to the bar where he was and walked up and said hi to him. I had the biggest smile on my face. Conner looked at me, smiled, and gave me a big hug. It was funny how some people commented on me being around Conner. Some were like "LOOK, THERE HE IS!". I didn't mind it at all. In fact, I thought it was kinda sweet. I was a lil quiet at first when I was talking with Conner but as the night progressed I was a bit more chatty with him.

Conner thanks me for all the stuff I've been writing about him on my blog. Even though I didn't complete my Julie/Julia project it was still fuckin cool that he enjoyed the blogs I did about him. Conner was so gracious and kind enough to give me a copy of LAID OFF! I can't wait to watch/stroke to it when I get the chance. Conner also gave me a pretty rad autographed picture!

When Conner was being interviews he had the crowd roaring with laughter. His commentary and responses to some of the questions being asked by Scott were so refreshing it engulfed the whole bar with such a wondrous atmosphere. With Conner, you don't get any attitude, arrogance, or vanity I sometimes come across with porn stars I meet on a regular basis. You get a man who is confident and working hard to bring something refreshing in gay porn.

Cocktails with the Stars with Conner Habib was one of the best I've been to this year. It was also really fuckin sweet being able to go out to dinner with Conner, Scotty B, Tamara, and Robert at Tendergreens. We had great conversations about love, life, porn, and much more!

Conner, It was an such an honor meeting you. I know Cocktails with the Stars won't be the only time we will encounter each other. Thank you for making the month of March in Pornolandia one of the best this year. Even though Conner won't be the man of the month anymore that doesn't mean I'm gonna stop posting info and news about Conner. In fact, look out for more Conner Habib posts in the near future!

Conner Habib, you sir...are the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

Conner initialed some guys COCK!

Conner Butt!

Cute.

Conner and Steven Daigle

:P

Hellz yeah. Getting Fondled by the Habib.

Check out Tom Trevor's blog for more HOT pics of Conner from CWTS!

Conner Habib in DIAMOND AUTO for RAGING STALLION

2010-03-24T12:11:00.000-07:00

Ooooooooooooh shit check out the trailer and some HOT fuckin pics from one of Conner Habib's newest releases DIAMOND AUTO. In this film, Conner gets the pleasure of working with Derrek Diamond and Christian Wilde! Derrek and Christian are two of my recent favorite men in gay porn and I'm salivating knowing that Conner to fuck them both. Conner has done some work with Derrek before and their they have such great chemistry and work well together. Christian is so god damn gorgeous and is quickly getting lots of well deserved recognition and praise for his recent work. This threesome between these three men is gonna be well worth getting DIAMOND AUTO. God, three hot fuckin guys all sweaty and greased up from working in an Auto shop...um...yeah, my cock is flexing in my pants as I type this. :P

Click here to check out the trailer for DIAMOND AUTO

Here are some stills of Derrek and Christian from DIAMOND AUTO.

Check out all three of these studs in action. Conner is sooo fuckin lucky! :P

Seriously, why can't all auto shops be like DIAMOND AUTO? I swear, If things like this happened to guys in auto shops I would have gotten the motivation to get my drivers license. But since shit like this doesn't happen, we have to leave it to the guys at Raging Stallion for providing us with such wonderful auto shop fantasies.

Make Conner Habib Cocktails with the Stars Next Face

2010-03-23T22:41:00.000-07:00

OK so the picture above has nothing to do with what I'm about to write about but I thought I'd put it up on the blog cuz it's so damn cute and it made me laugh really hard.

So now that that is out of the way, lemme get to talking about what I really wanna talk about. Micky's Thursday nights Cocktails with the Stars hosted by the ever wonderful Scotty Boardman (@tweetscottyb)is looking for a new porn poster boy. For the past six months the face of Cocktails with the Stars has been none other than the incredibly gorgeous Raging Stallion Man of the Year Austin Wilde. Austin has done quite an amazing job being the eye candy that makes people wet and excited to wanna check out the Cocktails with the Stars. Shit, take a look at CWTS current ad with Austin on it:

Now tell me that picture with Austin Wilde doesn't make you randy with lust? I dare you to tell me that!

Even though Austin's beautiful self will be missed, it is time to make room for a new porn stud for the face of Cocktails with the Stars. Lets make Conner Habib the very next face, dick, and hot ass of Cocktails with the Stars! Scotty is accepting nominations via email. Click here to check out the article about CWTS from AVN.

Do I really have to explain why Conner should be the next face for CWTS? I think my blog posts about him have said enough. So all you Conner Habib lovers and admirers, make your voices heard and nominate Conner Habib!

Maybe this pic of Conner will help with getting you to vote for him.

VOTE NOW!

:P

Str8cam Lube: Water Based Lube That Feels Goooood On Your Cock.

2010-03-20T23:45:00.000-07:00

When Str8cam Jeff told me he was coming out with his own brand of water-based lube I knew I had to have some. I already own my very own Str8cam Jockstrap so I figured getting the lube would be something fun to get as well. As many of you know, I am a big fan/admirer of all that Jeff does. His live shows on Str8cam.com have always been fun to witness and HOT to wank to! Str8cam Jeff is like a small porn empire that is getting bigger, better, and sexier as time goes by. I give Jeff so much credit for being his one man porn empire. I mean the guy has his own LUBE! How fuckin cool is that? :P

When I first got the bottle I thought it was going to be small. Judging from some of the pics I saw of the bottle it looked tiny. I was taken aback when I opened my package. It's a pretty decent 8oz bottle. The dispenser is easy to use and pumps out a decent amount of lube. What I absolutely LOVE about Str8cam lube is how much is resembles cum. I've talked to Jeff via email and Twitter and he's told me that he's spent countless hours trying to perfect the look and consistency of the lube. Jeff wanted his lube to look like no other lubes out there and is pretty damn successful at it. The lube itself is creamy, smooth, and looks like a thick load of cum on your hands when you first put it on.

The feeling I got when I first put it on my hands and looked at the lube really turned on. I kept thinking that it was a fresh load of cum on my hands. It also reminded me of this HOT hook up sesh I had with this guy named Ash from South Africa. I used to hook up with him on a occasionally while I was going to UCSB. This guy Ash was fuckin HOT! He was nice, beefy, blue eyes, great body, amazing accent, and a total cum slut! One time when we hooked up while I was fucking Ash missionary he asked me to pull out and cum all over his cock. I had never done anything like that before (at the time lol) and I figured he was really into it and he REALLY wanted my load. I kept pounding his ass hard when he kept asking for my cum. Once I was ready to bust took off my condom and shot a HUGE fuckin load all over his cock. Lets just say, I pretty much covered every inch of his cock with my load. After I came he kept saying "Jack me off with your cum..." so I did. I used all my cum to lube up his cock and gave him some long strokes that made him shoot thick streams of cum all over his face!!! When you use Str8cam lube it truly does look like your using cum as lubricant. Str8cam lube is perfect for the inner cum loving sluts that most of us in this world are.

I LOVE the sensation I get when I first put Str8cam lube on my cock. The lube is sleek and really cool to the skin. Str8cam lube doesn't leave you with a sticky, greasy feeling I sometimes get when I use water based lubes. It dries off the skin very nicely and leaves your skin feeling nice and smooth. There is also no bad odor to it which is something that I can't stand with some lubes out there.

Str8cam lube is also GREAT and safe to use on sex toys. I use Str8cam lube when I fuck my Fleshjack and it works WONDERS. especially when you first stick my cock in my fleshjack. The cool feeling from the lube lingers on your cock and having that sensation plus the feeling of thrusting your cock inside a fleshjack is sensational. I would highly recommend Str8cam Lube for Cyberskin toys.

All in all, I am very satisfied with my Str8cam lube. It was money well spent on a product that I will DEFINITELY be getting once I run out of my Str8cam lube. Go to www.str8camlube.com and get yourself a bottle TODAY! It is really fuckin good. :P

Here are some HOT pics of Jeff using his Str8cam lube. Enjoy! :P

Conner Habib is Rad.

2010-03-16T22:50:00.000-07:00

I was at the beach today in Santa Barbara. I like writing things in the sand. Since Conner Habib is pretty rad I decided to make it official in sand. So now everyone knows the radness that is Conner Habib. :P

The Conner Habib Pictures That Started It All.

2010-03-14T23:24:00.000-07:00

Much of my love and adoration for Conner Habib would have NEVER existed had it not been for my dear friend Tamara's fantastic gay porn blog GUILTILY PLEASURED I would have probably not known much about Conner. I remember a while back checking out Tamara's blog and coming across the picture of Conner with the bunny ears. When I first saw this pic I was like..."Oh my god this is such a CUTE fuckin pic!" This is when my curiosity for Conner started to kick in. I started chatting with Tamara on Twitter (@gpcrush)about Conner and once I told Tamara that I thought Conner was an incredibly good looking man it was over. Tamara and I started having lengthy, steamy conversations via direct Messages on Twitter about all the nasty/sexy things we wanted to do to Conner. Thanks to Tamara, I had another person to regurgitate all the things that ruled about Pornolandia's man of the month. I was inspired so much by Conner's bunny pic that I did one of my own in the Storage room at work. I took this pic back in Oct. 2009. The bunny ears belong to a slutty female bunny costume.

PORNSTACHE!!!

The second pic that started it all is this sexxxy ass pic of Conner exposing his armpits (heaven) and rocking the mothafuckin PORNSTACHE! Look at that fuckin pic and tell me that aint sexy? It takes fuckin balls, a killer smile, and charisma to pull of the Pornstache. Conner fuckin NAILS it. Not only that, he OWNS that mothafuckin Pornstache. After seeing how well Conner rocked the Pornstrache I decided to try it out myself.

Pornstache's RULE!

Yeah, these two pics pretty much did it for me. :P

Please check out Tamara's blog for more HOT gay porn posts. :P

Conner Habib in BRIEF ENCOUNTERS

2010-03-13T22:37:00.000-08:00

What's up peeps!

Check out Conner Habib in BRIEF ENCOUNTERS! He gets to fuck Nick Moretti in this DVD. YUM! Nick Moretti is fuckin HOT. I bet Nick has a great time giving Conner a nice deep dicking. :P Also, If you have a thing for tighty whiteys then this is the flick for you. The guys in these films are decked out in plenty of white briefs to make any underwear fetish guy go absolutely bonkers. The guys in the DVD lick cocks through their undies, wet them, rip them, and I'm sure lots of other sexy/raunchy stuff too.

Click here to check out the HOT preview.

That is all for now. I'll write more in depth Conner Habib posts soon. I have a bunch lined up! :P

Playwrights have a thing for Conner Habib Too.

2010-03-12T23:21:00.001-08:00

I recently chatted with one of my playwriting colleagues on Facebook that I hadn't talked to in a couple of months. We chatted about what we were up to and started to reminisce on some of our good ole days. As we were chatting, my friend (you know who you are) out of the blue mentioned that he loved Conner. I thought that was pretty cool. He mentioned that he wasn't really feeling Conner until he started reading my blog posts about him. To hear that my posts about Conner made my friend an admirer makes me feel good. It just means that the word is getting out about the hotness that is Conner Habib!

On Wednesday, another playwriting colleague of mine sent me a text message about Conner. It said "That Conner guy, WOW!" I love it. Whenever my friends can talk openly about who and what turns them on is great. I also like to let them know about whats the latest and hottest things in porn. I wonder what Conner's favorite playwright would be? Or favorite play? I can see Conner doing some theatrical acting. Shit, I'd cast him in one of my plays.

Oh yeah, Conner commented on my Haiku blog! he posted some examples on his page and asked fans to write their own! Click here to check out some of the Haiku!

Conner Habib Haiku's

2010-03-11T23:42:00.001-08:00

Damn, Conner Habib.
What a fuckin gorgeous man.
His work is fucking guys.

Furry, very much.
No one seems to mind at all.
which is a good thing.

Watching Conner fuck
Makes me wanna stroke my cock.
Big loads flood my chest.

Ricky Sinz fucked him
While wearing a doggie mask
That was fuckin hot!

Conner Habib? Who?
Guy on my desk top. Hot huh?
Hell yeah he's fuckin hot.

Two guys ravish him.
Colby Keller and Girth Brooks
LAID OFF cum blizzard.

Enjoy. If you wanna write a Haiku about Conner feel free to post it as a comment. :P

3 Guys Conner Should F*%K on Camera.

2010-03-10T20:29:00.000-08:00

OK, before anyone freaks out, I don't want Conner to fuck the old geyser above. HELL NO. That's the last thing I wanna see. However, the man up above does share something in common with one of the porn studs Conner should fuck on camera. Can you guess who it is? Hmmmmm??? Well, if you've guessed who the old man is...GOOD FOR YOU! You fuckin rock for knowing who the person is. If you don't...well...fuck it you're gonna find out anyway so its all good.:P

Lately, I've been thinking about who I would want to see Conner have sex with in front of the camera. There are so many hot fuckin guys in porn that I would love nothing more than to watch them take a turn at devouring our Man of the Month. Here are 3 guys (in no particular order) that I would love to see Conner do scenes with.

CHRISTOPHER SAINT

Holy fuckin shit this man is deliiiiiiiicious. I don't really know much about Christopher Saint. I first saw him in my 2010TitanMen Calendar I got during Folsom Weekend last year. When I flipped through the calendar and came across Chris's photo I had to do his man is BEAUTIFUL. His smile is killer, he's got a great body, and that uncut dick of his...WOW! Super fuckin sexy. To top it all off, he's from the UK! I think both Conner and Christopher together would be a scorching scene. Thinking about these two guys fucking makes my mouth water and wanna bust out my lube. Click here to check out a very cute behind the scenes clip from one of Christopher's shoots. Fuck man, I swear if these two get to work together in the near future I would be in HEAVEN! :P

STEVE CRUZ

Yeah, Steve Cruz and Conner Habib in a scene together would be magical. What I love about Steve is whenever he fucks on camera his scenes are NEVER boring. He is always into his partners and makes the every scene look effortless and fun. God, imagine both Steve and Conner rubbing up on each others hot, sweaty, hairy bodies. Fuck man, that would be soooooo fuckin AMAZING! If I had both Conner and Steve in a scene together I would have them rimming each other for an obscene amount of time. I'd also have them do lots of licking, smelling, sucking, kissing...EVERYTHING. I hope that Conner gets to work with Steve either on a Raging Stallion flick or on www.hardfriction.com Conner has a scene at Hard Friction but not with Steve. Come on boys...get on it! :P

Last but not least...

SAMUEL COLT

Samuel mothafuckin COLT! Oh yeah, the old geyser pic? That's Samuel Colt the inventor/gunsmith. The Samuel Colt I wanna see all up inside and all over Conner is the one pictured with the happy face hiding Samuel's cock. Yeah, Samuel and Conner paired up together would be an unforgettable scene. I heart Samuel Colt. Being around Samuel Colt is hard to deal with. The first time I met Samuel was during the Cybersocket Awards this year. Standing next to him, talking to him, and just being around him was such a pleasure. Yeah, I was a lil drunky that night but Samuel was totally cool with me being all up on his and giving him kisses all night. But seriously, look at him! He's fuckin gorgeous. Not only that, he's a really fuckin nice guy to boot. Also, when Samuel is fucking on camera...WOW! That shit is amazing. I've seen Samuel man handle some of his partners in some hot scenes and lemme tell ya, its all too hot to handle sometimes.

So there you have it. Three smoking hot guys I really wanna see Conner work with. OK, so now that its out...LETS MAKE IT HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!

:P

Formspring Questions about Conner Habib

2010-03-09T23:33:00.000-08:00

Seeing as I had some fun with Formspring last night, I decided to use Formspring to generate questions about Conner for this blog post. For the most part, I got some pretty cool questions. Lots of pissing questions about Conner. I thought that was pretty interesting. I wish I woulda gotten more questions to answer but its all good. Hope you enjoy these questions/answers. :P

1) Whats your biggest Conner role playing fantasy?

Well, ONE of them is to be at a bar and watch Conner dancing in a jockstrap. I keep staring at him while he keeps on dancing. Conner notices that I'm staring at him so he comes up to me. He starts to rub my body while I keep sipping on my drink. I try not let him tempt me but it's too hard to resist. he starts to rub on my cock, staring into my eyes...

Then he takes me to the back of the bar and we start going at it. while we're getting it on there are people walking by and watching us. Some stay and watch for a bit, others just walk on by. It gets to the point where all the patron at the bar are watching both Conner and I fucking. Then all of a sudden all the guys circle around us and they all start whipping out their cocks. They start to stroke, suck, and kiss each other while they watch us fuck. Some of the guys start to touch us while we fuck but I push them off. I'm gonna be greedy this time and keep Conner to myself. Some of the guys get pissed off that I'm greedy but I don't give a fuck. It turns me on that I'm the only one that gets to fuck Conner. Me and Conner fuck until we bust our nuts then all the guys circle around both of us and they all take turns shooting their hot loads are all over us. In the end, Conner and I are drenched in cum!!!

This is only one of the many fantasies I have about Conner. HA! :P

2) What is the sexiest thing about Conner? Who is the person you'd most like to see him paired up with that he hasn't fucked yet?

His eyes are the sexiest thing about him!

I'd like to see Samuel Colt fuck the living daylights out of Conner. Damn, that would be such a hot fuckin scene! I think Samuel would have such a fun time fucking Conner. Mmmmmm...

3) What is the sexiest thing about Conner?

There are too many sexy things about Conner to just choose one. But If I HAD to choose one, I would say that the sexiest thing about Conner is his eyes. There's something behind those eyes that intrigues me and makes me want to know more about what going on behind them. :P

4) If he had no choice but to do what you said sexually, what would you make him do?

hmmmmmmm...

First, I would make him wear some really tight boxer briefs. Then, I'd make him get near me so I can rub my hands all over his body. I'd also have him rub his crotch on my body. I'd have him rub my cock and start to suck it slowly. Once I'm nice and hard I'd tell him to lay on his back with his lead spread open. Then, I'd lick in between his taint and balls eventually spending a very long period of time rimming him.

Then we'd fuck like crazy, cum, chill out on the bed and eat some ice cream. Cookies and Cream preferably.

Oh yeah, there would be lots of kissing too.

HAHA! :P

5) After sucking Connor's cock would you let him piss down your throat?

ummmm...probably not. :P

Most definitely! The sight of his piss-soaked hairy body would be a sell-out! Wouldn't it?

mmmmmmmm hmmmmmmmm...

6) How do you fancy a 3 way with me and Conner? Who would be in the middle of the fuck train? by Beefymuscle

Hey babe!

I would definitely fancy a threesome with you and Conner! That would be awesome!

As far as who would be in the middle of the fuck train? That's a tough one! I think I would want to be the one in the middle with you fucking me and me fucking Conner.

You know what? We'll all take turns in the middle. Then afterwards we can all cuddle up and go to bed with smile on our faces. :P

Has Conner Habib done any piss scenes?

I don't think he's ever done a pissing video. That would be kinda hot if he did though now wouldn't it? :P

7) Would you let him fuck you long and hard?

Yes, I would definitely let Conner Habib fuck me long and hard. After we have some coffee first. Or perhaps after a show? Maybe drinks first?

:P

8) Okay - I have to admit it - I'm a total geek - and this question isn't sexy at all (sorry). My biggest question about Connor Habib is about his academic background...wasn't he a professor at one point? What field did he teach in?

Hmmmm...that is a good question. I know that Conner used to be a professor back East. I'm not too sure what he is studying right now. I know he's mentioned it before in interviews and stuff like that.

Maybe I'll have to do an interview with Conner and find out. :P

Thanks for the question.

Belladonna Feature Dancing at City of Industry Spearmint Rhino March 11-13th.

2010-03-09T16:24:00.000-08:00

Holy shit! This weekend Belladonna will be feature dancing at the Spearmint Rhino in the city of Industry! How fuckin cool is that!?!?! I've been wanting to see Belladonna Feature Dance for the LONGEST TIME! Sucks that I have to work that weekend! UGH!!! NO!!!

Maybe I can rally up some of my co workers to wanna go out there and check out Belladonna dance! I've heard from various people that have seen Bella feature dance say that it is worth checking out. Ugh, what to dooooooo!?!?!?!?!?!?

OK, this will be my goal for the rest of this week. I'm gonna try and find some of my friends to wanna go and check it out. It will be a fuckin adventure. I know tons of my friends that think Belladonna is the shit and would probably be down to bust a mission to the city of Industry and watch one of the best adult stars get everyone in the room hot, wet, and HARD. I got a couple of days to work my magic. Hopefully people will wanna go!

If you're a Belladonna lover like I am, if you ever wanna know why Bella is the best, or simply, to get watch a beautiful woman dance for you, check out her shows this weekend! Shows start THURSDAY!

Check out the pic above for more info. Also check out Spearmint Rhino's site for info as well.

Dont forget to take a gander at Belladonna's official site and Twitter page!

Anonymous Cock.

2010-03-09T11:17:00.001-08:00

Yesterday on Formspring a person anonymously asked me if they sent me a picture of their cock would I post it on my Twitpic account. I didn't agree to it BUT I did tell the person that if they emailed me a pic of their cock I would post it up on my blog. I posted my email and didn't think much of it. Now if you don't know about Formspring its pretty simple. Formspring is a website where you create a profile and people can send you questions anonymously. :P I usually get really filthy questions and I answer them honestly. Hee hee...

Well, to my surprise, Someone out there sent me a picture of their cock! Not only that, two other guys sent me pics of their cocks as well. I thought it was pretty fuckin funny and cool that those guys were generous enough to anonymously send me pics of their hot dicks. I said I would post them on my blog so HERE THEY ARE!

Anonymous Cock #1
DAMN! Look at this awesome uncut cock! Love that my first Anonymous cock was uncut! Thick too. :P

Anonymous Cock #2
Nice! Another big, thick, COCK!

Anonymous Cock #3
HOLY FUCK! look at THIS ONE! can you say...SLURP? :P

There you have it. Three anonymous cocks I got yesterday. I kinda like this. If anyone else wants to send me pics of their cocks anonymously and be featured on my blog feel free to shoot me an email at spizznider@gmail.com. I will be more than happy to write a blog about your cock. HAHAHAHAAA! :P

Conner Habib is The Shiiiit.

2010-03-08T22:21:00.000-08:00

I just wrote this on my whiteboard. Nuff said. :P

Bomb Ass Culo courtesy of Kristina Rose.

2010-03-08T19:35:00.000-08:00

You know what makes my day? Culo. A nice Culo? A plump, juicy, round, incredible culo will brighten up my day when I'm feeling low or get my cock hard like no other. Culo hypnotizes me. Puts me on TILT Mode because the inner me wants to be fuckin nasty and wanna be all up IN IT and shit. You know what I mean? Like in my head, when I see a fuckin bomb ass Culo, I wanna rub my hands all up and down that shit. Guy or Girl. A bomb ass Culo is a bomb ass Culo. The thought of being able to feel up on a bomb ass Culo gives me goosebumps.

Kristina Rose has Culo. Shit, I know for a fact that Kristina rose has bomb ass culo cuz I have a poster of her from EVIL EMPIRE'S EVIL ANAL 8. Check out the fuckin HOT trailer!

Kristina Rose has one of the best Culos in porn. Not only does she have Culo she's also quite a beautiful girl at that. So what do you get when you pair a pretty face with a sweet Culo? Kristinna mothafuckin Rose!

Thank you Kristina for showing your bomb ass Culo to all of use who love and adore it. :P

Conner Habib Gets Cum Drenched in Falcon/Mustang Studios LAID OFF.

2010-03-07T22:09:00.000-08:00

Um............

Have you guys seen the trailer for Falcon/Mustang studios newest dickfest LAID OFF? If you haven't, you need to click HERE and check that shit out. It's a pretty hot fuckin trailer. Also, Conner Habib is one lucky fucker in this flick. He gets ravished by adorable Colby Keller and big dicked Girth Brooks! Fuck man, getting man handled by Colby and Girth would be amazing! Watching Connor in such a predicament is something not to be missed.

Oh yeah, Conner gets a cum bath like no other in this film. I swear, by watching how cum coated Conner is in the trailer I can only IMAGINE how it all gets to that intense climax!

LAID OFF also stars fine ass papi Alessio Romero, Dean Tucker, Christian Wilde, Matthew Ford, and many more!

Check out more on LAID OFF and its stars at Falcon's Website!

Man, If I were being laid off I'd wanna be in this film. I guess the tensions of this economy and losing your job makes men hungry and thirsty for lust! :P

Here is a clip of a G-rated version of Laid Off. G-Rated XXX clips. Gotta Love them. :P

Short Conner Habib Blog.

2010-03-06T23:52:00.000-08:00

I'm too tired and sleepy to write a full blog about the man of the month on my blog. But since I'm determined to write a blog a day about Mr. Habib I wanted to sneak a quick one in before midnight. Thanks to that damn JULIE AND JULIA movie I'm determined that my goal to write a Conner blog a day in March CAN and WILL happen!

Here is a HOT picture I found on the interweb of Conner. I do love a man that wears long socks and reads. Nekkid. Conner has a stack of books too which to make makes this pic even hotter. Oh yeah, and Conner's nekkid. That's always a good thing. :P

Conner Habib is UBER Immortalized on Adult Factory Outlet's Wall-O-Hot Menz.

2010-03-05T21:49:00.001-08:00

Yes it's true. Conner busts a double whammy on the porno walls of fame at Adult Factory Outlet. Not only is there a Wall-O-Porn for our favorite porn stars there is also a special wall I created for all the hot Menz I jerk off to and admire. Conner Habib is the first porn star to make it on both porn walls. That says something about how amazing Conner is right?

The first men that made it up on the wall were Scott Tanner and Ricky Sinz. I started the Wall-O-Menz right around the time Raging Stallion's award winning Cowboy epic TO THE LAST MAN came out. Johnny Castle accidently made it on there. We sell this PIN THE MACHO ON THE MAN bachelorette party poster at AFO. The pic on the wall is a mini version of the poster. I actually found Johnny's pic in the waste bin. The customer that had bought the poster didn't want the little one and i guess one of my co workers threw it away. I felt bad for Johnny so I rescued him from the trash and added him to the Wall-O-Menz.

I Googled Conner the other day and I the pic that stood out the most in my search. I love that pic. I think its super fuckin hot that Conner has ULYSSES covering his cock. I wonder if thats one of his favorite books. I wonder what book I'd cover my croth with If I did a similar picture. Hmmmm...I think I would have BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS. :P

The Wall-O-Menz is intended for nothing but the best in gay porn. Conner, Ricky, Scotty, and Johnny are pretty damn fuckin good. The Wall-O-Menz will continue to grow. Hopefully they wont make me take it down! For now, Conner gets the spotlight. :P

Conner Habib Immortalized on Adult Factory Outlet's Wall-O-Porn.

2010-03-04T16:42:00.001-08:00

Yes dear readers, Conner Habib is one of the few outstanding porn individuals that make it on the Wall-O-Porn at Adult Factory Outlet. Actually, its not a wall but more of the sliding doors from one of the glass shelvings in the store. The Wall-O-Porn was started by Xxxtina and I. I tend to make all sorts of porno collages with all the hot pictures of porn stars I find in AVN Magazine or XBIZ magazine. One day, I started cutting out pictures with Xxxtina when we noticed that there was too much white space on those sliding doors. Ever since then, we've been adding pictures of all the porn stars that we love and admire. :P

The Adult Factory Outlet Wall-O-Porn has quite an ecclectic group of porn stars. Conner shares space on the wall with exceptional people like Belladonna, Tori Black, Josh Griffin, Alexis Texas , Dawson Riley , Flower Tucci, Phoenix Marie, and many many more!!!

I LOVE that Xxxtina thinks Conner is HOT. When I showed her the pic I chose for the Wall-O-Porn the first thing out of her mouth was "Wow". :P

The pic I chose comes from Raging Stallions upcoming release ARABESQUE 2: TALES OF THE ARABIAN NIGHTS!

I and the rest of the staff at Adult Factory Outlet are very honored to have such a smoking hot porn stud like Conner Habib on our Wall-O-Porn!

FUCK! is right! WOW! New Belladonna Updates!

2010-03-03T14:48:00.000-08:00

Photo taken from enterbelladonna.com

Oh. My. God. Belladonna posted this pic on her official site recently. How fucking amazingly sexy is this pic. Kristina Rose and Alexis Texas together in a new girl/girl scene for Belladonna? YES-IN-FUCKIN-DEED! I love how Belladonna titles her Pics of the Day. When I saw the link with the words "FUCK" on Belladonna's Twitter page I immediately clicked on it. I'm so glad I did because this picture of Kristina and Alexis is one of the HOTTEST pics I've seen recently. I mean, look at it. Both Alexis and Kristina face to face, with their thick, juicy, culos hanging out, the stocking, gloves, AMAZING shoes...its beautiful.

The pic above comes from a scene for one of Belladonna's 8th installment in her FETISH FANATIC series. The scene is supposed to be a smothering scenes. Smothering scenes work the best when both parties have incredible asses like these two fine lovely ladies. Shit, if there were two women I'd willingly let them smother their asses on my face I Alexis and Kristina would be two I would definitely not pass up.

Oh yeah, Bella has graciously posted a small clip on her site of Alexis and Kristina getting down. Click here to check out the clip. All I can say is DAMN! that shit looks good. I wonder what Kristina has in store for Alexis's fine ass? I guess we'll have to wait and see till the scene is released on Belladonna's site and on the FETISH FANATIC #8 DVD. I will keep you guys posted on its release!

:P

What I'd like to see on ConnerHabib.com.

2010-03-03T11:03:00.000-08:00

This morning I woke up in a rather cheerful mood. Usually, when I get up I'm all fuckin groggy and wanting to stay in bed all day but today was different. I woke up around 9:30ish to a beautiful cloudy day. It's not too cold outside and I decided I needed to get out of my porn cave of a room and get some writing done OUTSIDE. When I enter my room I enter some sort of porn bubble. Sometimes I forget that there's a non-porn outside world that's pretty fuckin nice.

Anywho, This morning Conner Habib posted a survey on his Facebook Discussion Board asking his fans what 3 things we'd like to see on Conner's website www.connerhabib.com. So to help out with the survey, I decided to throw in my two cents on what I would like to see on Conner's website.

So in no particular order...HERE THEY ARE!

1) PERSONAL ESSAYS/WRITINGS/PROJECTS etc. I, and I know many other fans would love to read all stuff that you're working on in school, personal, and professional life. I enjoy reading about the things that happen outside of work. For me, its fun to read about things that go on in a the lucrative life of a porn star. It makes me you realize that porn stars are human beings as well and not just people who fuck on camera.

2) CONNER HABIB FORUM-I think a forum would be pretty cool for the people that want to discuss all things Conner. Whether its a forum where people talk about Conner's scenes, ask Conner questions, or talk about the content that Conner provides for the website. One of the forums that I enjoy on the regular basis is Belladonna's Forum. What I love about this forum is that Belladonna answers fan questions, post surveys about what people wanna see on her website, and asks her fans questions as well. :P

3) LIVE SHOWS-I live for LIVE shows. Live shows are some of the best stuff out there as far as porn sites are concerned. The thought being able to jerk off and cum with your fave porn star while they're out in cyberspace stroking and cumming with you is some of the best orgasms I've had in my life.

I think a bi weekly live show with Conner talking and interacting with fans would be pretty fuckin sweet. Also, It would be awesome to be able to watch Conner stroke himself to ecstasy live. I think Conner live shows would attract a bunch of fans and followers to his site. Plus, Conner is one of the most interesting and sexxx men in adult. Who wouldn't wanna see a live show of his. Since the site isn't a pay site (yet wink wink) A bi weekly live show would be cool for people visiting Conner's site to check him out in a non porn film setting. Also, live shows definitely have followings. Like Str8cam Jeff on www.str8cam.com I love his live shows. It's him, in his office, chatting and interacting with fans. Live shows would bring so many people to the sites and bloggers like myself would talk about them ALL THE TIME. :P

Also, live shows can be archived on the site so people who missed the live show can check it out whenever they have time. :P

Those are three things I would LOVE to see on Conner's website. I'm thrilled about Conner's site being almost done. In the meantime, we'll just have to wait and see what Conner is gonna be providing for us. :P

Don't forget to check out Conner's Facebook and Twitter Pages.

Belladonna: New Haircut, Rad Shades. :P

2010-03-02T15:23:00.000-08:00

photo taken from www.enterbelladonna.com

Check out this dope ass pic that Belladonna posted recently on her offical website! This picture is fuckin dope for two reasons. First off, HELLO! It's Belladonna. Duh. Second, Bella is wearing a pair of green shades I gave her during one of her signings at last year's Erotica LA. That is so fuckin cool!

I was checking out Bella's Twitter page and I came across the pic. I love Belladonna's Pic's of the Day on her website. The pics range from random everyday things, people Bella is filming, feet, or my personal fave, pics of Bella getting down and dirty! I can't get enough of the pic! Hope you enjoy. :P

Please check out Belladonna's official site. There is some incredible content on the site. Bella works with some of the best in the industry so you wont be disappointed with what you see on her site. :P

Conner Habib is up for "Favorite Newcomer" for TLAgay Awards

2010-03-02T13:53:00.000-08:00

Yes peeps, Our sexy stud of the month Conner is in the runnings for Favorite Newcomer for the first annual TLA GAY Awards! Everyone should vote for himz! Unless you've been living under a rock, you've probably noticed that Conner is making quite an impression amongst fans, performers, directors bloggers, and lovers of all deliiicious men. Conner is a perfect contender for this award. All the guys he's up against are pretty cool and no offense to them but when it comes down to it Conner blows them waaaaayyyyy out of the water (and perhaps in future scenes LOL). :P

Please check out all the amazingly cool stuff you can find on the TLA GAY website and don't forget to vote for Conner! :P

Check out Conner on Twitter too! :P

March is Conner Habib Month in Pornolandia :P

2010-03-01T00:04:00.000-08:00

I had a pretty shitty night tonight. I was out at "Fista Cantina" (Fiesta Cantina in West Hollywood) and I was pretty much HATED on the whole fuckin night. It was RIDICULOUS. First off, some douchebag was telling me that I'm insecure and ashamed about being gay and who I am because I wasn't talking to people or trying to make an effort to talk to people at the bar. First off, shit like this pisses me off. I swear man, just because I'm not all chatty at the bar does NOT in any way mean I'm ashamed and afraid of who I am. Just because I'm not all trying to be all flirty with guys I'm not interested in does not mean I'm bitter about being gay or uncomfortable about loving cock. If I'm not talking to anyone at a bar, its because I choose NOT to talk to them. Sometimes I just wanna enjoy my drink and not talk. Is that so wrong? Jesus! Man, that fuckin guy really pissed me off.

In my pissed of haze I managed to walk by one of the magazine racks at the bar and found an ODYSSEY MAGAZINE. i sat outside and started flipping through the pages. As I was going through the magazine I came across the add for Scotty B's Cocktails with the Stars at Mickys. To my surprise, as I was looking at the add, I saw that on March 25th Connor Habib was going to be the special guest! When I saw that, I swear to you, my mood changed from agitated to totally fuckin excited. Seeing Conner's pic in the add put the biggest grin on my face. Suddenly, I forgot about all the bullshit that was going on at the bar. My mood completely changed. I couldn't believe it when I first saw it so I took the pic up above to tell the world that Conner was gonna be back in LA and sitting in Scotty B's hot seat at Cocktails with the Stars! Conner was recently in LA doing various shoots and I missed the opportunity to go meet him when he was out and about. I'm telling you, it fucking killed me that I didn't get a chance to come out and meet him in the flesh. This time, I'm not fucking around. I will be at Cocktails with the Stars March 25th!

In honor of Conner's return to LA, I'm making the month of March CONNER HABIB MONTH. Yes dear readers, I will do my very best to do at least one blog a day in the month of March about Conner. Conner has been quite the busy man lately so there will be PLENTY of stuff to write about him. Honestly, Conner is one of those peeps that just makes me smile whenever I see pictures of him or read about his adventures in the adult industry. I feel that this is the year that people are really gonna take notice at what a fantasic performer/individual he is. I not only wanna write about Conner but I would also like to get readers of my blog, other gay porn blogs, porn fans, and anyone who loves and adores Conner to be able to talk about him too! The more chatter about this incredible performer the better. Shit, other bloggers should dub this Conner Habib month to while we're at it. :P

Please check out Conner's Twitter Page.

Also, check out his sexxxy as FUCK solos on www.realguysexposed.com. All I can say is wow, the solos on Real Guys Exposed are mouth watering!

Conner Habib is the shiiiiiiiiiiiiiit. :P

My Dream With Newly Engaged Porn Couple Asa Akira and Rocco Reed

2010-02-26T16:42:00.000-08:00

Photo taken by Alan E. www.stillsbyallan.com

Every once and a while a porn star will show up in my dreams. It doesn't happen that often. I'm suprised it doesn't since I'm up to my neck in porn thats splattered all over my room and life. Whenever I have a dream that involves a porn star I wake up confused, hard, and above all, inspired. I told myself that whenever I have a dream that involves porn stars that I would write a blog about it. So, here we go...

The Twitter Pornosphere was buzzing this week when unbelievably beautiful Asa Akira posted a tweet on her Twitter account announcing her engagement to porn Golden Boy Rocco Reed. Congrats to both of them. Rocco and Asa are two adult performers that I admire in the adult industry and I wish them nothing but the best. Click here to check out the bling on Asa's hand!

OK, now to the dream...

Asa and I are chilling on set after we've just done a scene. I don't remember what happened in the scene. I'm not even tripping out that I'm in bed naked with one of the hottest porn stars on the planet. Asa is wrapped with the white sheets we just did our scene on and I'm sitting back watching her play with her iPhone. We talk about what we've been up to and talk about how hot the scene was gonna look like in HD and shit like that. We start laughing and joking around when all of a sudden Rocco shows up on set. When Rocco showed up I got a little nervous. My inner monologue was telling me that he was gonna kick my ass or something for being in bed with Asa. I mean, I''m not a porn star. Why would I be in bed with Asa to begin with? When Rocco showed up Asa immediately stopped playing with her phone, got up, and gave Rocco a big hug. Rocco see's me on the bed and gives me a quick "What's up" and quickly moved his focus to Asa.

Once Rocco saluted me I calmed down. In this dream I was a porn star. Hey, I didn't mind. Asa and Rocco kept talking while I scrambled around to get my clothing from the floor. Once I was dressed I took a seat at the bed and watched Asa walk away to the wardrobe area. Rocco takes a seat next to me on the bed. I dunno why, but I felt kinda awkward sitting next to Rocco. I think it because I just had amazing sex (even though I dont remember it) with his amazing girlfriend (now fiancee). No matter how hard I tried I couldn't stop thinking about whether Rocco had any thoughts or comments about me having sex with Asa. It kept running through my head which made it difficult to have a conversation with Rocco. Rocco was being cool as fuck while we were talking. He told me about all the girls he was working with recently and talked about playing some poker. After that, Asa came back to join us. We talked for a little bit about hanging out soon and they took off. After that, I woke up.

The dream was TOTALLY random. It was also pretty fuckin cool. I have no control over who and shows up in my dreams. When its pretty cool porn stars like Asa and Rocco I'm all for it. :P

For more on Asa Akira check out her Twitter page or join her official site. Asa is on the rise to something great in the Porn Biz so check her out!

Check out Rocco Reed's Twitter page as well. Rocco is one of the most hard working, proffesional, and all around dynamo when it comes to porn. If you're a hard core porn afficionado like me, I'm sure in your collection of porn there is a scene with Rocco in it. :P

Why You Should Stroke to Conner Habib.

2010-02-16T15:27:00.001-08:00

There are very few men in the Gay Adult Industry that make me go absolutely bonkers. Well, there are a bunch of them out there that have that affect on me but it is rare when a gay adult performer really has a tremendous impact on me. Conner Habib, the deliiiiicious male specimen that is Conner Habib is one of those men. Conner is, in no doubt, one of the most beautiful men I have seen in porn in a very, very, VERY long time. I'm telling you, the first time I laid eyes on this stud I was flabbergasted. Thanks to my pal Tamara (@gpcrush) I was able to find someone to talk to about my sudden infatuation with Conner. Tamara started posting stuff about Conner on her site Guiltily Pleasured frequently which helped with getting my Conner fix. I swear, Tamara probably has tons of Direct Messages from me about how much I ADORE Conner and all the naughty things I wanna do with him. :P

Conner has been in the Adult Industry not too long and has been the hot topic for bloggers, porn studios, and fans all over the interweb. Who can blame him? Conner is one of the hottest guys in gay porn right now. What I love about Conner is that he is one of those men that doesn't have to try to be sexy. Conner is one of those men that make me swoon. I don't swoon very often (at least not in public) but there is something about Conner that lingers with me even after I jerk off to his porn or read some of his tweets on his Twitter page. Maybe it's his adorable smile, or his voice, or all the beautiful, sexy, body hair that gets my juices going when I see pictures of him or his scenes.

I recently got a chance to take a look at Conner's solo work on www.realguysexposed.com. Real Guys Exposed is one of my favorite new websites right now. The site features guys doing short interviews and a solo. I love Real Guys Exposed because it has a simple premise: Real Guys, Exposing their bodies, minds, ideas, and loads for our viewing pleasure. When I found out that Conner was one of the very first Real Guys on the site I had to check out. First off, I fuckin LOVED both of the solos that Conner did for the site. The interviews showed how charismatic, funny, and charming Conner is. The footage of him stroking his amazing cock and feeling up on his body is so fuckin hot I almost exploded without even stroking. Oh yeah, lets not forget the incredible loads he shoots in both solos. The way he spasms when he makes himself cum in the solos is priceless.

So why should you jerk off to Conner Habib? If my blog post hasn't convinced you (I hope it has) then lemme make a list.

1) He's fuckin GORGEOUS
2) He will seduce you with his charm, wit, and his smile (oh god that smile...)
3) He has body hair that makes men into body hair go on TILT
4) He has quite an amazing, fuzzy ass
5) He has a thing for guys wearing bunny ears (I think that's pretty fuckin hot)
6) He always has interesting things to say about himself and the work that he does in
the gay adult industry.
7) He has a phenomenal dick.
8) LOVE the way he moans when he;s getting fucked or shoots a load.
9) XX FACTOR has named Conner the "Most Fuckable Boy in the World" (Aint that the
truth)
10) He's deliiiiiiicious.

Overall, Conner is the shit and will continue to bring some good, quality porn for your minds and cocks!

Please check out Connor's Twitter Page and Facebook pages.

Also, Thank you so much to Real Guys Exposed for giving me these great pics of Conner for my blog. Check out REAL GUYS EXPOSED!

Click here for a recent interview of Conner done by Edge SF

Conner recently posted this pic of him post fuck session with Girth Brooks. Uh, yeah...FUCKIN HOT!

Conner, you're an amazing individual and I can't wait to see what you'll be getting yourself into in 2010. All you porn companies out there, give this man an exclusive contract or hire him for anything and EVERYTHING! :P

Str8cam Jeff goes HD.

2010-02-14T21:30:00.000-08:00

Str8cam Jeff from www.str8cam.com is one of the HOTTEST adult performers on the internet. This man has it ALL: A fantastic body, deliiiiiiicious bubble butt, muscles for days, and those killer deep blue eyes that make me and many of his members and people on Twitter go absolutely bonkers. Jeff is definitely gonna cause quite a ruckus now that his shows will be filmed in HD!!!! With Str8cam now in HD, members of his site will have the benefit of watching Jeff flex his muscles and work over his cock in super sharp, clear, and exquisite HIGH DEFINITION.

Not only is Jeff one of the hottest straight guys online he is also one of the nicest guys out there. Jeff is super dedicated to all his members and fans online. You send him an email, he replies back. You send him a jock strap, undies, or any article of clothing he will wear it on his live shows. Shit, he'll even use whatever you send him as a cum rag after he shoots a load on his site!

I've had the pleasure of checking out some of his live shows on Str8cam and I gotta say, Jeff's shows are some of the hottest stuff I've seen. What I love about Str8cam is that with Jeff there is no gimmicks. It's Jeff getting himself off while we watch with full attention. Jeff finds ways of mixing stuff up on his site like using a variety of sex toys on his cock. I especially love it when Jeff fucks a Fleshjack. He fuckin pounds the fuck out of his Fleshjack. If I remember correctly, in one of his live shows he was fucking a mold of Jenna Haze's pussy so hard he tore that shit up!

Str8cam's site is one of my favorites because I love watching guys get themselves off. There's something about witnessing how a guy strokes himself off and makes himself feel good that just gets to me. I'm a total voyeur/exhibitionist, watching guys jerk off gets me going like no other. Tons of Jeff's fan are DYING to see Jeff do other stuff other than solo work. Honestly, I'd rather just watch Jeff solo. Knowing that Jeff doesn't do scenes with others makes all his live shows that much more special.

I recently was helping Jeff do a camera test with his new HD camera. Lemme just say, Str8cam in HD is really something special. Watching Jeff flex his amazing muscles in HD was AMAZING! Watching Jeff hard at work (not literally) trying to get the best possible set up for his first LIVE HD show for tonight was very inspiring. I can sense his dedication to make his live shows and site great for his members. Having his shows now in HD will only enhance the pleasure of watching Jeff bust his nuts. :P

Please check out Str8cam Jeff's first LIVE HD show on www.str8cam.com at 7:30pm Pacific Standard Time. Also, follow Jeff on Twitter! If you can't make the live show tonight not to worry. Str8cam live shows are archived and available for download! Jeff has soooooo many great shows available for download on his site. Hope you guys can check out his LIVE HD SHOW!!!! :P

Also, Check out Str8cam Jeff's gear he has for sale! Jeff sells Str8cam jock straps, lube, boxer briefs, and cumrags! I have a Str8cam jock and I fuckin LOVE IT!!! :P Can't wait to get my hands on his lube!!!! Click here to check out Str8cam gear.

I slept with Drew Cutler.

2010-01-31T10:09:00.000-08:00

Yes Bloggers, porn enthusiast, and all around gay sex pigs and their admirers, I did, indeed, SLEEP with Drew Cutler. Drew Cutler has been in by bed for the past week ever since he did his appearance at Cocktails with the Stars with Rob Romoni. OK, OK, before anyone gets into a panic...I didn't sleep with him. Although having his DVD of a collection of scenes from his work at Suite 703 It sort of felt like we were having a short fling. Every time I'd come to chill on my bed I'd end up finding the box cover close to my pillow or between my legs. :P

I heart Drew Cutler. He's sexxxy as FUCK, has an amazing personality, and always has a way to get my juices flowing. Whether it's his "Arruff's" he grunts or him talking about rimming, Drew is a knockout. I swear, after he started talking about rimming on Twitter all I could think about for a while is rimming Drew. Drew looks like a fun guy in bed. Oh man, I forgot to mention how incredibly sexxxy his deep voice is. Talk about instant boner. I would totally pop a boner listening to Drew read the ingredients in Spam thats how fuckin hot his voice is. :P

Please check out Drew on Suite 703! Also, check out Drew in Chi Chi Larue's PLAYING WITH FIRE 4. Click here for the trailer.

ARUFF!!!

:P

Drew and Rob Romoni at Cocktails with the Stars

My Mind is playing Tricks on Me.

2010-01-27T20:26:00.000-08:00

This is the song that's in my head thanks to @flymrwhite on Twitter. He was listening to this song right before we kicked it in the front yard. I got the song stuck in my head so I went on You Tube looking for the Ghetto Boys song "My Mind is Playing Tricks on Me". As I was looking for the video the thing that caught my eye instantly was Elmo. Thanks to Mr. Cheeks I've seen more of Elmo than I really need. Mr. Cheeks LOVES the "Elmo Song." Whenever I go over to visit Mr. Cheeks we always play that cutsey wootsie song for him. We do it because Mr. Cheeks goes crazy when he see's Elmo. His face literally lights up with excitement. He'll be flailing his arms and laughing hysterically while Elmo plays his piano and sings his song.

I had to click on the Ghetto Puppets (you guyz rule!) video. I was curious as to what it was gonna be like. Fuck man this video is GENIUS. It's fuckin hilarious and made me laugh super hard. Everything about it is funny. I'm so glad I clicked on it. Totally made my day. :P

Whose Fine ass Porn Star Butt is This?

2010-01-22T22:43:00.001-08:00

I've been in on a nostalgia kick today. When I get in this mood I go though all the pics and music I have stored on my external hard drive. I have THOUSANDS of photos! I was going though my picture folders and I came across these pics of a porn girls ass from EROTICA LA last year. The funny thing is, I don't remember taking the pics. Then I remembered my nephew and his friends hijacked my camera for a couple of hours so they can roam around the convention floor on their own.

Do any of you know whose luscious, culo this is? I figured it out after a good long look LOL. If you know whose ass this is write it in the comments section. Good Luck!!!! I'll give you a hint: She's blonde. HA! I guess thats not that great of a hint.

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